The strongest all-around superstar

Chapter 36

outside the airport.

Wrapped in a big scarf and wearing a peaked cap, Yang Liu stood on the land of his hometown for the first time.

"Dididi", a low-key off-road vehicle honked its horn at him, and its lights kept flashing.

Yang Liu ignored it and strode forward.

"Hey, are you deaf?" someone yelled.

Yang Liu was taken aback: "Bingbing? Why are you here?"

As the car approached, Fan Bingbing's Yichen Yixi's little face was full of pride!

She smiled and said, "Get in the car!"

Yang Liu didn't dare to agree, "The Chinese New Year will be the day after tomorrow, what are you doing here? Filming? Shouldn't it be?"

Fan Bingbing grinned and said, "What kind of movie are you filming? I'm waiting for you on a special trip! Ugly daughters-in-law always want to see their parents-in-law!"

Yang Liu had a bad feeling: "You...what did you say?"

Fan Bingbing said: "I'm here to meet my uncles and aunts, oh, I forgot to tell you, I've been staying at your house for two days, and they treat me very well!"

Yang Liu's scalp was numb: "Nonsense! It's just nonsense!"

Fan Bingbing jokingly said: "If you don't come up again, I will call robbery. It is also a good experience to go to the police station during the Chinese New Year!"

Yang Liu sighed and could only submit obediently.

Fan Bingbing started the car swiftly, as happy as a little sheep.

Yang Liu said: "Girl, you are so naughty, does your brother know?"

Fan Bingbing said: "Oh, he supports me very much, and even praised me for daring to love and hate!"

Yang Liu said: "Uh, neither of you is reliable!"

Fan Bingbing said: "Sit still, there is still a long way to go!"

Yang Liu said, "Where did you get the car?"

Fan Bingbing said: "To be exact, this is your dad's car! I picked it out for him and my uncle was very happy and praised me for my filial piety..."

Yang Liu said angrily: "Fan Bingbing, who gave you the right!"

Fan Bingbing stuck out her tongue: "It's useless to resist. Now the whole Yangjiagou already knows that I belong to you! I even told them that I might be pregnant with your baby!"

Willow instantly petrified.

Dad's car gold watch, mother's bracelet cotton jacket, and the color TV air conditioner in the uncle's house, Fan Bingbing just used a small plan, and everyone was captured!

No one cared about Yang Liu's life or death, they all surrounded Fan Bingbing, inquiring and praising her loudly.

"Bingbing, is it cold outside?"

"Bingbing, are you tired from driving?"

"Bingbing, are you thirsty?"

Filled with grievances, Yang Liu crouched in the corner and sulked.

Mother Yang complained: "Yang Liu, why are you so blind? Hurry up and pour some boiling water for your daughter-in-law!"

Yang Liu said angrily, "She's not my wife!"

Everyone was stunned, Qi Qi looked over!

Papa Yang slapped his thigh and said, "Look at my head! Mama Yangliu, go find the household registration book, the child hasn't received the certificate yet!"

"That's right, you are a real daughter-in-law after you get the certificate!"

"Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't get it or not, let's talk about the banquet first!"

"It is! It is!"

Fan Bingbing said shyly, "Dad, don't worry about it. It's Chinese New Year, and they don't go to work in the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

Father Yang said: "Oh! That's right! I still know Bingbing better, so let's talk about it after Chinese New Year!"

Yang Liu was anxious: "Fan Bingbing, what did you call my dad just now?"

Fan Bingbing looked innocent: "We're all like this, what's your name if you don't call Dad?"

Yang Liu shouted: "Fan Bingbing, don't go too far! Who promised to marry you!"

Unexpectedly, Father Yang's voice was louder than him: "Yo ho! You've got a lot of skills! Our Yang family has never had such a wolf-hearted, hungry animal/life like you! See if I don't beat you to death!"

Yang's father is also a bad tempered person, he stretched out his hand to copy the rolling pin, Yang Liu saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away...

A thick layer of ice formed on the small river outside the village. Old man Yang dug a hole to fish, and remained motionless in the cold wind.

"Xiao Liu is back?"

Yang Liu said from behind: "Yes."

Old man Yang turned around, his sleepy eyes suddenly brightened!

These are definitely not the eyes a pair of old people should have!Its owner should be a lion, a tiger!

He looked Yang Liu up and down and said, "Have you gone to offer incense to your ancestors?"

Yang Liu said: "Respect, I also bow!"

Old man Yang said: "Put on airs and show me!"

Yang Liu nodded, he spread the soles of his feet at will, as firm as nails wedged into the ground, with one hand, holding it empty into a ball, slowly dancing and stretching!
In an instant, the joints in his body crackled and exploded!

Old man Yang said: "Okay! 'If you don't move, your posture is like a weeping willow, but if you move, thunder will shake Kyushu!' You have finally entered the room!"

Yang Liu said: "This is something from our ancestors, I don't dare to throw it away!"

Old man Yang said: "Well, just don't forget your identity, you will come back to guard the tomb sooner or later."

Yang Liu said with a playful smile: "Third Uncle is only in his 20s, and you are also very strong, how can this matter be my turn!"

Old man Yang said angrily: "You are not at home with your wife, what are you doing here?"

Yang Liu said angrily, "I don't have a wife, and she's not my wife either!"

Old man Yang took out a shiny green emerald cigarette stick, "That girl is very nice, she looks pretty, has good eyesight, and has money!"

Yang Liu stared at the things in his hand: "Hey... old man, this... I understand, you were all bribed by her!"

Old man Yang stared and said: "Can this be a bribe? This is filial piety! Is there anything unworthy of you kid? Go ahead and have fun!"

……

Meals in the evening are held in the newly built small building.

This girl Bingbing really doesn't regard herself as an outsider, she helps out inside and out.

Yang Liu drooped her head, as if she had just been beaten by frost.

His third uncle was sitting next to him, and he was amazed: "This big star, why is he more juicy than on TV?"

Yang Liu raised her head, seeing his drooling, she became angry: "I said uncle, Bing Bing is still a junior after all, where are you looking?"

The third uncle insisted: "Everyone has a love of beauty! What's the matter? Will you lose meat? I'm not a few years older than you!"

Yang Liu said contemptuously, "I don't respect the old!"

Uncle San said, "What did you say?"

Yang Liu said loudly: "I said you don't look like an elder!"

The third uncle said: "Hey, if you take a trip to this big city, your temper is good! What are you looking at?"

Yang Liu said: "What are you looking at?"

The third uncle said: "Hey, be careful, uncle, I will beat you up!"

Yang Liu said: "Come here! Try it!"

"uh-huh!"

There was a cough from outside, and Mr. Yang Shi Shiran approached.

The third uncle's face changed color quickly, it was faster than turning the pages of a book. He immediately smiled and said, "Father, are you back?"

Old man Yang said: "What are you arguing about, who did you want to beat up just now?"

The third uncle said: "No...it's nothing, just kidding around!"

Old man Yang said: "Hmph, eat!"

The third uncle didn't dare to say anything more.

There are big pots of mutton, whole chickens and ducks on the table. There are no expensive ingredients in the countryside, but they are natural and clean.

Mother Yang said: "Bingbing, don't be polite, eat hard!"

Fan Bingbing said: "Mom, your cooking skills are really good, especially this mutton, I can't even eat it!"

Mother Yang smiled happily: "Hey, good! Only a good appetite can give birth to a grandson!"

Fan Bingbing blushed: "Mom..."

Listening to her acting like a baby, Yang Liu got goosebumps, his face was ashen, and even his chopsticks were about to break!
Yang Liu's father also took out the photo album as if offering a treasure, "Look at Bing Bing, this is Yang Liu's naked ass/butt when he was a child. If I have a grandson in the future, I can't be like him!"

Fan Bingbing exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Huh? Why was Yang Liu so dark when he was a child? It's like a piece of charcoal! Then you can't be like him! If you don't say it, I dare not recognize it!"

Yang Liu covered her forehead, her lips were almost bitten to bleed...

After eating, everyone gathered together to chat and watch TV. The ancient chime clock had just struck nine, and Mother Yangliu cleared her throat and said, "Oh, it's so late?"

Old man Yang got up first: "Uh, the old man wakes up from a light sleep early, so I'll go to rest first!"

Papa Yang woke up like a dream: "Yes, yes, yes! I'm really sleepy! We should go back too!"

The third uncle's acting skills are even more exaggerated: "It's already nine o'clock so soon? The time is really like flowing water, and the flowing water reminds the time!"

Hulala, Nuoda's living room was suddenly empty!
Yang Liu was stunned, she couldn't even close her opened mouth!

Fan Bingbing looked at him shyly, her eyes seemed to drip honey: "Yang Liu, it's getting late, should we go to bed too?"

(End of this chapter)