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Chapter 47 Can It Be More Miserable?

Song Jiajia laughed and said, "Yang Liu, why don't you go climbing, okay?"

Nian Xiaozhen didn't care about Lu Yu at this time: "Brother Liu, can you climb trees? How important it is to master a skill! Brother, you will be my real brother from now on!"

Yang Liu said: "Yes, Quan should serve the people, but I can't help you with other things!"

Zheng Zhongji said: "Other things? Wouldn't it be OK if there is water?"

Song Jiajia thought of the lighter, and couldn't help reminding: "You don't have a fire! What do you cook without fire?"

Lu Yu said: "Hey, drill wood to make fire! I'll go fishing later, and I invite everyone to have a barbecue tonight!"

Zheng Zhongji said: "I have also watched TV, this should not be difficult! Don't worry!"

Song Jiajia shut her mouth.

Yang Liu didn't say much, he found a coconut tree full of fruits nearby, and quickly climbed up it!
Nian Xiaozhen raised her face and said with emotion: "So handsome! Just like a monkey!"

Lin Xinru continued: "Well, Yangliu can surprise people everywhere!"

Zheng Zhongji and Lu Yu looked at each other, looking at the tree and sighing.

The willows rushed to the treetops, pedaled and planed, and after a while, it rained coconuts!Everyone cheered and stepped forward to pick and choose.

When this guy finished his task and landed gloriously, the host Shen Xiuyun scolded with a straight face: "Yang Liu, how can you do this? You climbed up the tree before we could react! In case something goes wrong, our station will How to explain to your family and audience friends?"

Yang Liu said: "Hey, it's nothing, which fruit tree was never stolen by me when I was young? We are proficient in this kind of thing!"

Shen Xiuyun said seriously: "No! You must first ask for our consent for any dangerous actions in the future! We are also responsible for your safety!"

Yang Liu laughed and said, "Understood, I'll pay attention next time!"

Nian Xiaozhen shouted: "Brother Liu, they won't give us a knife. This thing is so hard, how do you open it?"

Yang Liu said: "Hit it with a stone..."

Away from the merry crowd, he continued building a nest, collecting dry wood, and setting a few simple noose traps in the woods.

For these craftsmanship, we should also thank a foreign man named "Bell" in his previous life, whose nickname was "the man at the top of the food chain"...

Everyone had a full meal of coconut meat and coconut juice, and there were smiles on their faces.

Lu Yu volunteered: "After all, these things can't be eaten. I'll go to the beach to try my luck and see if I can catch fish!"

Zheng Zhongji said: "Then I will try to make fire by drilling wood!"

Song Jiajia said: "The three of us sisters are going to catch crabs and shellfish, how about having a seafood dinner tonight?"

Nian Xiaozhen responded, "It's such a happy decision!"

The five people were full of enthusiasm and started working on their own duties.

Lu Yu climbed onto a reef and showed off his equipment!
What the program team distributed was a sea fishing rod, and the bait was a small rubber fish that came with it. Just throw it out hard, and then go back to the line, the small fish would vibrate the water surface, theoretically, it would attract big fish to bite the hook.

The audience's tastes have changed over the past few years, and they especially like sea turtle artists. Lu Yu is considered second-rate at best in foreign countries, but since he returned to China to develop, he has suddenly become popular and worth a hundred times!For example, this season's "Best Couple Show", his salary is unprecedented, far exceeding other stars!
Lu Yu has long been used to being the center of attention, so he will never forget to show himself wherever he goes, trying to be handsome, handsome and omnipotent!Of course, the dazed look under the coconut tree just now was just an accident...

After finishing his hair disheveled by the sea breeze, he began to swing the fishing rod gracefully, showing off! "Go!" "No?" "Go!" "No!" "Go!" "Oh!" "Go!" "I still don't believe it!" "Go!" "I'll go!" " let's go..."

An hour, two hours...

The location director and the cameraman murmured in low voices: "It seems that this wave has to be cut, just leave 'Let's go' and 'I'll go'!"

Lu Yu was out of breath and his mouth was dry, so he decided to go back and add some coconut juice. Perhaps, others might gain something?

Under the shade of the tree, Zheng Zhongji grinned with trembling hands, the firewood next to him was safe and sound, but his palms were full of blisters...

This prince of love songs grew up so big, when did he ever go hungry?When did you do the rough work of "drilling wood to make fire"?He licked his lips, looking forward to see through, waited for a long time, and finally found a few bright figures appearing in his eyes!
Zheng Zhongji was overjoyed: "Pretty girl, have you caught anything to eat?"

Nian Xiaozhen and Lin Xinru shook their heads like rattles, but Song Jiajia said proudly, "Hmph! This matter depends on me, Miss Song! Look! Dang Dang Dang!"

Zheng Zhongji hastily opened his eyes and watched carefully. Song Jiajia triumphantly showed her hand from behind, and saw a small crab the size of a broad bean lying in her palm, spitting bubbles happily...

Jung Joong Ki instantly petrified...

Lin Xinru looked around: "Hey? Brother Zheng, how is your fire going?"

Zheng Zhongji showed his palm, and the three beauties exclaimed in unison!

Nian Xiaozhen said: "Hey, hurry up and go to the program crew to see, get some medicine, how painful it must be!"

Zheng Zhongji said: "Uh, I want to try again!"

Nian Xiaozhen said: "Don't try it, it's swollen! It will turn into a bear's paw later!"

Zheng Zhongji was ashamed and said: "Usually the assistants take care of me, I don't know anything without them!"

Lin Xinru reassured, "How can you? Your strengths are singing and photography. Who would normally encounter these things?"

Nian Xiaozhen suddenly shouted: "Lu Yu is back... It seems that the situation is not good!"

Song Jiajia said: "It's over, it looks like I got nothing!"

Sure enough, student Lu was full of embarrassment, approached and said hello, "Is everyone there?"

Nian Xiaozhen asked, "Where is the fish you caught?"

Lu Yu lowered his head and said, "It's too hot, maybe they all went on vacation..."

Several people were hit hard and looked at each other.

Nian Xiaozhen said, "I'm so hungry!"

Song Jiajia rubbed her belly and said, "Are you all hungry? I'll look for the program crew! Why don't you give us something to eat?"

Several people cast approving and expectant gazes, Song Jiajia nodded heavily, and then strode away with a murderous look on her face, but she went fast and came back even faster...

Then, these first-line celebrities who have always been pampered squatted on the ground and started to eat instant noodles, "Kachi Kachi!" "Kachi Kachi..."

"Dried ones are not as delicious as soaked ones!"

"Yeah, the more you eat, the hungrier you get..."

Lin Xinru suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "No, it seems that we are missing one person, where is Yang Liu?"

Song Jiajia, who had a bigger heart than the sky, said, "Hey, let's build a shed over there. He said there is a place to hide in case it rains at night!"

Zheng Zhongji opened his eyes and said, "Is it raining?"

Lu Yu sneered and said, "Are you kidding, the sky is so clear!"

Nian Xiaozhen also questioned: "Why is Brother Liu going to such an effort? Worrying is unfounded!"

Song Jiajia said: "I don't know, this person has always been unreliable!"

As soon as the words were finished, the sun in the sky suddenly disappeared, and the dark clouds gathered...

Everyone was silent!
Lin Xinru said blankly, "Yang Liu is not a prophet, is he? It's really going to rain!"

Nian Xiaozhen stammered, "I'm buying cakes! My God..."

The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched: "Uh, we are already in such a miserable state, can we be more miserable?"

(End of this chapter)