The strongest all-around superstar

Chapter 52

The second competition is a fancy [-]-meter run, with parents carrying their children on their backs and carrying two small buckets in their hands.

The child cannot fall to the ground, and the water cannot be sprinkled too much. The first to come wins.

When Yang Liu heard about this project, she couldn't help laughing.He suddenly remembered the scene when he was running wildly at night with a weight of fifty kilograms when he was young. At that time, he was carrying a flat iron block that he nicknamed "the bastard cover". come.

Duoduo said worriedly: "Uncle, every time my mother recites me, she always says that I'm so heavy, why don't we abstain from this test and take the first place in the next test!"

Unexpectedly, this little guy is so sensible, and Yang Liu, who has always been extremely confident in physical strength, said confidently: "It's nothing, uncle is just thinking, how much ahead do we have to do? Don't let them lose so ugly! Hey, wait a minute You have to hold on tight, uncle... Uncle used to have a nickname called 'Electric Little Motor'..."

Duoduo nodded solemnly, and Teacher Xiao Wang, who was covered with black lines, drifted past beside him...

"ready, go!"

When everyone was still moving cautiously on the starting line, someone had already rushed out without taking a cloud.

No one noticed that when this outstanding young man was running fast, he remained completely stationary from the knees up, motionless, and nothing in the bucket spilled out.

Duoduo lay on his back and shouted excitedly: "It's so fast! It's faster than when my mother took me back to the countryside to ride a black hair!"

Yang Liu asked curiously, "Who is the black hair?"

Duoduo said crisply: "Mom said, the tall one is a pony, and the short one with black hair should be a little donkey..."

Yang Liu staggered and almost fell.

Without any suspense, someone won the first place again, and the efforts of the school staff who were preparing for the third job came to naught.

Duoduo proudly ran all over the field: "Two to zero! We won the championship ahead of schedule! The learning machine is mine!"

Absolute strength made the originally lively sports meeting dull. As one of the organizers, Teacher Xiao Wang had an embarrassing expression on his face.She reluctantly picked up the microphone, and was about to start announcing the end of the game, when suddenly a thin, pointed-chin parent jumped out!
"I don't agree!"

The crowd fell silent for an instant.

Yang Liu stared in astonishment at this hero who was less than 1.7 meters tall, and couldn't help pricking up his ears to listen carefully to his lofty remarks.

Teacher Wang's eyes lit up: "This parent, that gentleman has absolutely no suspicion or opportunity of cheating. His championship is well deserved! May I ask if you have any different opinions? You might as well say it out for everyone to hear!"

With a pointed chin under the eyes of everyone, he cleared his throat and said, "The game is unfair! I don't accept it!"

Yang Liu couldn't help but said: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! I said brother, all the things used in the competition are provided by the school. Tell me what's wrong?"

The pointed chin shouted loudly: "Everyone, please look! This guy has big hands and long legs. If we compare him with chopsticks and run, isn't it like a giant comparing his height in front of him? We are overestimating our strength and will undoubtedly lose?"

People suddenly talked about it!

"Not bad! Shady!"

"Right! Better than skipping rope!"

"It's better than bouncing a glass ball!"

"If you want me to say knitting sweater!"

"Sister, knitting is not a sport!"

"Why not! If my mother says yes, then yes!"

"Here! I think it's like a tongue twister!"

Yang Liu was speechless.It seems that tall people, whether they are trees or people, in any environment, as long as they stand up, they have to enjoy the devastation of the strong wind.

Duoduo was in a hurry, and he shouted: "But, my uncle is in such good health that I can't blame him... I have to find his father and mother..." It's a pity that his weak voice was quickly drowned in the turbulent current.

Teacher Wang, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, held back his pleasure and asked solemnly: "Sir, do you have any different opinions on everyone's opinions?"

Seeing the hope and aggrieved expression on the child's face, Yang Liu smiled: "Well, everyone said it very well, the short game is indeed accidental. Let's do this, in order to promote a higher and stronger sportsmanship, and to prove myself I’ll go over there to drink some water, and you guys discuss it slowly. Regardless of men and women, you can compete in any way, we will compete three more times, even if we lose in one game, the prizes will be given to everyone!”

The scene fell silent, and every parent looked at him in disbelief with the expression of seeing the UFO.

The pointed chin couldn't help but said: "Are you serious? More than anything else? We are not fighting for prizes, but for fairness!"

Yang Liu nodded and said, "Well, as long as it's not like having a baby, the end result will be the same."

The pointed chin sneered: "I said buddy, don't you think you are arrogant?"

Yang Liu actually agreed: "That's right, before the fifth grade of elementary school, I developed morality, intelligence, physique, beauty, and labor in an all-round way. There are so many awards and trophies that there is no place to put them. As long as I go, No.1 can only be me. Others can only eat dust in the back."

What he said was the truth, but it was a pity that when it spread to other people's ears, it was undoubtedly extremely arrogant and extremely ugly.

The parents exploded, saying strange things all at once.

The pointed chin changed color and said: "Okay, everyone, please be quiet for a while, let's discuss first, what is the comparison with this 'genius' brother..."

Yang Liu walked far away, her face was calm and breezy.

Duoduo raised his face and asked, "Uncle, why is this happening? Obviously we have already won! Why do you still have to compare with them? Are adults more reckless than our children?"

Yang Liu lowered his head and replied: "There are many rules and regulations in this world. As long as you live, you have to learn to endure, otherwise your head will be smashed and bleed."

Duoduo half-understood: "Then when can I get rid of these frames?"

Yang Liu squatted down and said seriously: "Good question, you are still a small sapling now, when you have the opportunity to grow tall and big, when all the frames can't fit you, you can see another world, breathe To another kind of fresh air."

Duoduo asked suddenly: "Uncle, you are so tall and strong, have you successfully squeezed through the frame and seen a different world?"

Yang Liu was stunned, and then said after a while: "Ah, uncle tried it, uncle stretched out his head, and found that the wind was too strong, so he retracted it..."

Song Jiajia has been watching them closely, feeling somewhat jealous in her heart. This child and him have just met, but why are they so intimate and familiar?
Teacher Xiao Wang's voice came from the speaker: "Could that gentleman come over, please? Everyone's ideas have been unified, and the game can start again!"

Yang Liu stood up.

In the parent's team, three people stood out, including the man with the pointed chin who shouted loudly. At this time, he was full of joy, as if you were dead.

Teacher Wang said: "Hi sir, there are three parents here, as long as you win two of them, then the championship will be yours."

Yang Liu nodded: "Whatever."

Teacher Wang said: "Since you have no objection, then I announce that the competition begins!"

The first one to come out was a slender and fair lady who was not tall and looked a little shy.

The lady said embarrassingly: "I am a dancer, as long as you can do this, I will lose..."

After finishing speaking, she leaned back lightly, and her soft body folded down, bending into a perfect arch...

The beautiful dip got thunderous applause, and even a whistling from a few bored parents.

Duoduo opened his mouth wide and said, "Uncle, let's admit defeat, this move is so difficult, I've only seen it on TV!"

Yang Liu didn't say anything, her tall body fell back like a towel folded, her hands clinging to her thighs, her feet were motionless, and the back of her head touched the bend of her legs, like some kind of mollusk without bones!
All voices were instantly castrated/castrated!
The dance matriarch exclaimed: "It's incredible! This is a master class performance! I'll bow down!"

Yang Liu's upper body bounced up, and said lightly: "Coincidentally, I learned some martial arts when I was young, it's a fluke!"

Teacher Wang stammered: "I believe everyone has seen the result of the first game clearly, so who will play in the second game?"

The second one is an ordinary-looking loser, so ordinary that you have seen him a few times, and you may not be able to leave any impression on him.

The person rubbed his hands together and said, "My friend, I am a website editor. I have a very good memory since I was a child. As long as I read the articles once, I can basically memorize them!"

Yang Liu said: "Brother, you are so awesome!"

The defeated man said: "Shall we be better than this?"

Yang Liu said: "Okay!"

The defeated man said: "For the sake of fairness, let's ask Mr. Wang to randomly pick an essay or something on the phone. The time is 2 minutes. Whoever remembers the most wins!"

Yang Liu said: "Yes!"

This kind of competition was extremely interesting. Teacher Wang turned on his mobile phone excitedly and chose a news commentary of about [-] characters called "Who Moved My Bread".

"One, two, three, let's go!"

The two opened their eyes wide and leaned over to recite the shorthand silently.Under normal circumstances, it may not be difficult to read 120 words carefully within [-] seconds, but when it comes to reciting, it is not so difficult!
"Okay, stop!"

Teacher Wang said, "Who will come first?"

Yang Liu said: "He goes first!"

Teacher Wang said: "Please step aside!"

Yang Liu said: "Yes!"

After 1 minute, earth-shattering cheers and applause erupted from the crowd!The eyes of all the parents looking over are extremely pitiful...

It seems that this defeated buddy has memorized well!

Teacher Wang waved excitedly: "Do you want to compete?"

Yang Liu said: "Uh, what's wrong?"

Teacher Wang said: "It's a miracle. He can recite not a single word. It's easier than reciting aloud!"

Yang Liu said: "I also want to try!"

Teacher Wang said: "That's fine..."

Yang Liu closed his eyes and recited: ""Who Moved My Bread", the author is 'extremely boring'. Recently, in the Shuhai College of our city, Ximen Qing, a sophomore student, encountered a troublesome thing. The bread he put in the dormitory, Suddenly it disappeared! Is this caused by the roommates, or is the sweeping lady too diligent? Let's find out..."

This guy didn't even type a word, he spoke clearly and fast, he recited it endlessly, and his voice was full of emotion, as if he wrote it himself!
Parents are all petrified, silent!

So changeable/status!You both come from outer space, right?
Teacher Wang almost crushed the phone!

Yang Liu did not waste his efforts, and he recited the last word, coughing: "I almost forgot, there are 59 punctuation marks in this article, including 38 commas, twelve full stops, five exclamation points, and four ellipsis points! "

"Hiss!" In the air-conditioning, everyone fell down together!
The defeated man held his hand with tears in his eyes and said, "Brother, I've surrendered! You're all over the place! You must have some special memory method, don't you know if you can teach me some time?"

Yang Liu laughed and said, "It's easy to say! It's easy to say! Let's learn together and make progress together!"

The pointed chin jumped out: "Hey buddy! You did win! But do you dare to compete with me?"

At this moment, even Teacher Wang couldn't stand it anymore: "Father Xiao Ming, do you think it is necessary to continue the competition?"

Yang Liu frowned and said, "Brother, you are very persistent! Well, I will help you."

The pointed chin said unexpectedly: "Okay! Let's compare beer drinking! Whoever drinks the fastest wins!"

Song Jiajia couldn't help but angrily said, "Is this a kind of exercise?"

Teacher Wang wondered: "Father Xiaoming, it's a bit inappropriate to compete in front of the children at school!"

With a pointed chin, he said stiffly: "This buddy said it, no matter what comes, he will accompany him to the end!"

Yang Liu didn't have any extra nonsense, took out her mobile phone, and dialed the number of the program group: "Well, please buy two boxes of Erguotou for me, yes! It's 72 degrees! I need it urgently!"

The pointed chin turned green: "We are comparing beer!"

Yang Liu shook his head: "How boring is that thing? It's better than Erguotou! In order not to spoil the children, let's go out and have a good drink! Why, are you afraid?"

The expression of the pointed chin changed several times, and suddenly he held his stomach with his hands and said, "Oh, my stomach hurts a little, I'll go to the bathroom first..."

Under everyone's contemptuous eyes, he hastily slipped away with a puff of smoke.

Yang Liu sneered and said: "Compare with me, hehe!"

……

During dinner, Duoduo held the learning machine fondly, and described the glorious deeds of Yangliu vividly.

Mother Song looked more and more joyfully at Yang Liu, and Professor Song's face became softer and softer.All in all, the Song family seems to have accommodated him, and the shooting tasks these days have been perfect.

In the afternoon of the next day, Yang Liu received a notice from the program team to have a two-day holiday and meet again in the capital two days later.

Song Jiajia drove Yang Liu to the airport in person, and rarely said any sarcasm.

She said solemnly, "Thank you!"

Yang Liu gritted his teeth and said, "Just talk about it? Don't forget to transfer the money to my account!"

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