The queen bullies me every day
Chapter 148 Walking poop
Chapter 148 Walking poop (21 more)
In the early autumn of Zhaodu, there is still a little enthusiasm left, but the flowers in the imperial garden have already bloomed in autumn due to the suitable climate.
The Huajian road is covered with green and brown polished stones for embellishment, not to mention refined, even if it rains, the road surface will not slip.
The flowers were in full bloom, Chu Jin casually grabbed a light yellow chrysanthemum and sniffed it at the tip of his nose.
An elegant aroma comes out, which is the best material for making stevia wine.
"Go back and ask Sanfu and the others to come to the Imperial Garden early in the morning to pick some chrysanthemums and go back. I want to make wine."
brewing?Is she crazy?
Linglong pointed to Chu Jin's slightly raised belly, and said, "You can't drink alcohol when you're pregnant."
"Did I say that I want to drink it myself?"
"Is that for the emperor?"
"It's none of your business." Chu Jin gave Linglong a white look, "It's just that you can't do well in your job. Recently, you've become more talkative and troublesome. It's the first time I've seen you as a cock like a god."
"Chicken?" Linglong asked in surprise, "Wait, how do you know this word?"
"You keep making noises in my ears every day, and I can hear you well."
After noon, the sun turned to the west, the temperature in the imperial garden dropped a lot, and even the wind became gentle and soft to the skin.
This scene of enjoyment was interrupted by a strange voice behind him.
"Who's there?"
Hearing the sound, he turned around and saw that it was He Lanshan who was followed by dozens of palace people, a huge formation standing seven or eight zhang away from Chu Jin.
"Yo, so it's Concubine Hua." She smiled contemptuously, and walked towards Chu Jin, "I'm really in a good mood today, come to the imperial garden to enjoy the flowers?"
This posture, this tone, it seems that it is not a good thing.
Chu Jin smiled, and continued to fiddle with the newly bloomed chrysanthemums, not paying any attention to He Lanshan's intentions.
Right now, he saw a strange flower with two pedicles, and Chu Jin reached out to pick it, but was stopped by He Lanshan.
She abruptly folded the twin chrysanthemum off, put it next to her ear for comparison, and then asked the palace people following her: "Does this look good on me?"
Those palace people were eager to flatter, and they said in unison without even looking at it: "The empress is very beautiful."
Beautiful chili? ? ?
Looking at the chrysanthemum on He Lanshan's temple, Linglong couldn't help frowning.
She was wearing a dark brown long skirt with dark phoenix pattern today, and her forehead hair was embellished with jewels of the same color, giving her an overwhelming aura.
But in Linglong's eyes, could the word 'earth' be enough to describe her elaborate attire?
When I was filming in Hengdian, those costumes were ugly, but they were much prettier than her current one.
I don't know if the original author's head was muddled, the description skill of the color matching of this clothes is really too weak.
What's the difference between that dark brown and shit?
In Linglong's eyes at this moment, He Lanshan is just a lump of walking shit, but this shit has flowers on its head, doesn't it correspond to the old saying?
a flower stuck in what
It is still a flower with two pedicles, inserted in a huge lump of what
Linglong can't hide things on her face, her brows are almost frowning to the sky, how can He Lanshan not see her disgust?
"What do you mean by looking at me with this expression?"
"It's nothing." Linglong was discouraged by He Lanshan's abrupt voice, and immediately confessed.
But Chu Jin refused.
This Linglong was her maid, why did she, He Lanshan, yell at Linglong?
So she raised her eyebrows and glanced at Linglong, then said firmly, "You can say what you want, you don't have to hide it."
Is this Chu Jin delivering a message to herself?
Don't take the cheap things for nothing, she can't be a slave every day after time travel, can she?
Linglong cleared her throat, and didn't give He Lanshan any face, "What are you beautiful? Don't you have any idea what you look like? Don't you feel ashamed to walk around the palace dressed like a piece of shit?" Hey? You still put a flower and ask others if you are beautiful?" He pointed to the palace people behind He Lanshan and continued: "Do you think they dare to look up at you? Are you aesthetically deformed? The emperor's new clothes Huh? Being tricked by these dog slaves every day to think that you are really beautiful? If you are in modern times, you must be a snake girl with a beauty camera turned on level [-], and even the background wall is twisted into twists!"
'puff'
Before Linglong finished speaking, Chu Jin laughed out loud.
Although Chu Jin couldn't understand Linglong's many words, seeing her mouth like a crossbow going on and on, He Lanshan's face turned green with anger, Chu Jin felt happy from the bottom of her heart.
Just laughing, not forgetting to straighten his face, pretending nothing happened, he cleared his throat and said: "I'm sorry, my throat is itchy."
He Lanshan was so angry that the gold-encrusted jade earrings on her earlobes trembled along with her body, she stepped forward and tore Linglong's hair without saying a word, "You cheap girl! How dare you scold me!?"
Linglong is so fucking stupid, what's going on?Why do women in ancient times like to grab their hair when fighting?
She had been with Chu Jin for a long time, and she was also very irritable, so how could He Lanshan beat her up for nothing?
So he resorted to the usual aura of fighting with the green tea whore, inserted his hands into He Lanshan's high bun, and began to stir wildly.
She is a servant girl with a flat bun.He Lanshan is the Empress Dowager, her hairstyle is much more complicated.
Being disturbed by Linglong, her hair was disheveled, like a Sadako who just crawled out of the TV and got stuck in the frame of the TV.
Seeing that the two were wrestling together, the palace servants who served He Lanshan quickly stepped forward and pulled the two apart.
He Lanshan's scalp was scratched by Linglong, and she didn't know how much of the blue hair she regarded as a treasure had fallen off. Her whole body turned dark red because of her anger. She straightened her fluffy hair and stared at her With a smile on her lips, Chu Jin shouted loudly: "Concubine Hua! Don't you care if your maid is crazy?"
"How does the empress want me to manage her?"
He Lanshan said ruthlessly: "The lowly girl is guilty, according to the rules of Youdu, she should pull out her tongue, pick her tendons, and throw her out of the palace gate!"
"Oh, then you are quite fierce." Chu Jin pointed to the bright red palace wall not far away, and said again: "But this is Dazhao, and the rules of your capital may not be applicable. If the emperor and empress Feeling unhappy, how about I punish this ignorant maid with Dazhao's rules?"
He Lanshan's nose flared violently, panting heavily, "Your concubine can figure it out herself!"
Chu Jin beckoned to Linglong, called her to his side, and then flicked her forehead, "Look at you, you little fool, what kind of trouble did you make the empress?"
Linglong covered her forehead and narrowed her eyes, "Oh, it hurts."
Saying that, the two turned around and wanted to leave.
He Lanshan hurriedly called to stop Chu Jin, "The noble concubine hasn't dealt with your maidservant yet!"
"It's dealt with." Chu Jin stopped and looked back, and made a snap of the fingers gesture to He Lanshan, "Didn't this flick Linglong's forehead? Empress, are you blind?"
"You." He Lanshan was almost dizzy with anger, and stammered, "Are you deliberately trying to protect your maid!? This seat is the Empress Youdu who is being married by the Emperor Mingmei, and is the face of Youdu! Your maidservant If you dare to fight with me, you will slap the whole country in Youdu, you"
She was majestic and showing how noble her status was, but she heard Linglong laughing and muttering: "There is no one who is in charge of the front and wears it like a piece of shit."
(End of this chapter)
In the early autumn of Zhaodu, there is still a little enthusiasm left, but the flowers in the imperial garden have already bloomed in autumn due to the suitable climate.
The Huajian road is covered with green and brown polished stones for embellishment, not to mention refined, even if it rains, the road surface will not slip.
The flowers were in full bloom, Chu Jin casually grabbed a light yellow chrysanthemum and sniffed it at the tip of his nose.
An elegant aroma comes out, which is the best material for making stevia wine.
"Go back and ask Sanfu and the others to come to the Imperial Garden early in the morning to pick some chrysanthemums and go back. I want to make wine."
brewing?Is she crazy?
Linglong pointed to Chu Jin's slightly raised belly, and said, "You can't drink alcohol when you're pregnant."
"Did I say that I want to drink it myself?"
"Is that for the emperor?"
"It's none of your business." Chu Jin gave Linglong a white look, "It's just that you can't do well in your job. Recently, you've become more talkative and troublesome. It's the first time I've seen you as a cock like a god."
"Chicken?" Linglong asked in surprise, "Wait, how do you know this word?"
"You keep making noises in my ears every day, and I can hear you well."
After noon, the sun turned to the west, the temperature in the imperial garden dropped a lot, and even the wind became gentle and soft to the skin.
This scene of enjoyment was interrupted by a strange voice behind him.
"Who's there?"
Hearing the sound, he turned around and saw that it was He Lanshan who was followed by dozens of palace people, a huge formation standing seven or eight zhang away from Chu Jin.
"Yo, so it's Concubine Hua." She smiled contemptuously, and walked towards Chu Jin, "I'm really in a good mood today, come to the imperial garden to enjoy the flowers?"
This posture, this tone, it seems that it is not a good thing.
Chu Jin smiled, and continued to fiddle with the newly bloomed chrysanthemums, not paying any attention to He Lanshan's intentions.
Right now, he saw a strange flower with two pedicles, and Chu Jin reached out to pick it, but was stopped by He Lanshan.
She abruptly folded the twin chrysanthemum off, put it next to her ear for comparison, and then asked the palace people following her: "Does this look good on me?"
Those palace people were eager to flatter, and they said in unison without even looking at it: "The empress is very beautiful."
Beautiful chili? ? ?
Looking at the chrysanthemum on He Lanshan's temple, Linglong couldn't help frowning.
She was wearing a dark brown long skirt with dark phoenix pattern today, and her forehead hair was embellished with jewels of the same color, giving her an overwhelming aura.
But in Linglong's eyes, could the word 'earth' be enough to describe her elaborate attire?
When I was filming in Hengdian, those costumes were ugly, but they were much prettier than her current one.
I don't know if the original author's head was muddled, the description skill of the color matching of this clothes is really too weak.
What's the difference between that dark brown and shit?
In Linglong's eyes at this moment, He Lanshan is just a lump of walking shit, but this shit has flowers on its head, doesn't it correspond to the old saying?
a flower stuck in what
It is still a flower with two pedicles, inserted in a huge lump of what
Linglong can't hide things on her face, her brows are almost frowning to the sky, how can He Lanshan not see her disgust?
"What do you mean by looking at me with this expression?"
"It's nothing." Linglong was discouraged by He Lanshan's abrupt voice, and immediately confessed.
But Chu Jin refused.
This Linglong was her maid, why did she, He Lanshan, yell at Linglong?
So she raised her eyebrows and glanced at Linglong, then said firmly, "You can say what you want, you don't have to hide it."
Is this Chu Jin delivering a message to herself?
Don't take the cheap things for nothing, she can't be a slave every day after time travel, can she?
Linglong cleared her throat, and didn't give He Lanshan any face, "What are you beautiful? Don't you have any idea what you look like? Don't you feel ashamed to walk around the palace dressed like a piece of shit?" Hey? You still put a flower and ask others if you are beautiful?" He pointed to the palace people behind He Lanshan and continued: "Do you think they dare to look up at you? Are you aesthetically deformed? The emperor's new clothes Huh? Being tricked by these dog slaves every day to think that you are really beautiful? If you are in modern times, you must be a snake girl with a beauty camera turned on level [-], and even the background wall is twisted into twists!"
'puff'
Before Linglong finished speaking, Chu Jin laughed out loud.
Although Chu Jin couldn't understand Linglong's many words, seeing her mouth like a crossbow going on and on, He Lanshan's face turned green with anger, Chu Jin felt happy from the bottom of her heart.
Just laughing, not forgetting to straighten his face, pretending nothing happened, he cleared his throat and said: "I'm sorry, my throat is itchy."
He Lanshan was so angry that the gold-encrusted jade earrings on her earlobes trembled along with her body, she stepped forward and tore Linglong's hair without saying a word, "You cheap girl! How dare you scold me!?"
Linglong is so fucking stupid, what's going on?Why do women in ancient times like to grab their hair when fighting?
She had been with Chu Jin for a long time, and she was also very irritable, so how could He Lanshan beat her up for nothing?
So he resorted to the usual aura of fighting with the green tea whore, inserted his hands into He Lanshan's high bun, and began to stir wildly.
She is a servant girl with a flat bun.He Lanshan is the Empress Dowager, her hairstyle is much more complicated.
Being disturbed by Linglong, her hair was disheveled, like a Sadako who just crawled out of the TV and got stuck in the frame of the TV.
Seeing that the two were wrestling together, the palace servants who served He Lanshan quickly stepped forward and pulled the two apart.
He Lanshan's scalp was scratched by Linglong, and she didn't know how much of the blue hair she regarded as a treasure had fallen off. Her whole body turned dark red because of her anger. She straightened her fluffy hair and stared at her With a smile on her lips, Chu Jin shouted loudly: "Concubine Hua! Don't you care if your maid is crazy?"
"How does the empress want me to manage her?"
He Lanshan said ruthlessly: "The lowly girl is guilty, according to the rules of Youdu, she should pull out her tongue, pick her tendons, and throw her out of the palace gate!"
"Oh, then you are quite fierce." Chu Jin pointed to the bright red palace wall not far away, and said again: "But this is Dazhao, and the rules of your capital may not be applicable. If the emperor and empress Feeling unhappy, how about I punish this ignorant maid with Dazhao's rules?"
He Lanshan's nose flared violently, panting heavily, "Your concubine can figure it out herself!"
Chu Jin beckoned to Linglong, called her to his side, and then flicked her forehead, "Look at you, you little fool, what kind of trouble did you make the empress?"
Linglong covered her forehead and narrowed her eyes, "Oh, it hurts."
Saying that, the two turned around and wanted to leave.
He Lanshan hurriedly called to stop Chu Jin, "The noble concubine hasn't dealt with your maidservant yet!"
"It's dealt with." Chu Jin stopped and looked back, and made a snap of the fingers gesture to He Lanshan, "Didn't this flick Linglong's forehead? Empress, are you blind?"
"You." He Lanshan was almost dizzy with anger, and stammered, "Are you deliberately trying to protect your maid!? This seat is the Empress Youdu who is being married by the Emperor Mingmei, and is the face of Youdu! Your maidservant If you dare to fight with me, you will slap the whole country in Youdu, you"
She was majestic and showing how noble her status was, but she heard Linglong laughing and muttering: "There is no one who is in charge of the front and wears it like a piece of shit."
(End of this chapter)
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