The queen bullies me every day

Chapter 162 What happened?

Chu Jin and the boy were sitting on the couch together, eating the plate of lotus root powder and sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

It's Linglong's craftsmanship, that's right, even in a dream, the taste is top-notch.

The women and children just sat like this, eating together in harmony.

When the last piece of pastry was left, Chu Jin threw her hand back from the plate, looked at the boy's round and bright eyes and said, "Eat it."

The boy fluttered his long eyelashes, nodded like a ghost, picked up the last piece of sugar cake, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.

"Is there any more?"

A clear question like a silver bell rang in Chu Jin's ears, and she was taken aback for a moment, her eyes fixed on the face of the boy who was smacking his lips.

"Are you talking to me?"

The boy turned his head slightly to the left, blinked, and gave an 'hmm'.

Ah, very good.

This child who has not yet grown hair can talk in his dreams. It is really the sentence that Lin Long used to say: dreams have everything
"You can eat a whole plate by yourself, so where else is there?"

The boy gurgled and spit out two bubbles, and said in a slightly coquettish tone: "Why don't you always let me eat?"

Chu Jin smiled, and patted the boy on the forehead, "It's the first time I've met you, so why didn't I let you eat so much?"

"Here." The boy pointed to Chu Jin's flat belly and said aggrievedly, "You don't eat well, what should I eat?"

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Whether the old lady eats or not has something to do with you, little bastard? ?

Could it be that you just waited for me to eat the leftovers and came to steal them?

Chu Jin was too lazy to argue with him, and even less lazy to get angry with a non-existent child in his dream, so he changed the subject and asked, "How old are you?"

The boy raised a finger.

His body was too soft, so he couldn't straighten his fingers even when they were bent.

"One year old?" Chu Jin asked, but the boy shook his head and stuck out his tongue, "No, I'm a day old~~~"

Chu Jin rolled his eyes at him. Why does this guy look like Xuan Jue?
The same so. I owe it!

"What's your name?"

"Luan Yu." The boy lay flat on the couch, patting Bai Pupu's belly with his hands in an old-fashioned manner.

"What about your parents?"

Luan Yu hiccupped, but did not answer Chu Jin's words.

After a while, he turned his head to look at Chu Jin, and smiled. How should I put it?Bad intentions!

This smile is very similar to Xuan Jue's expression every time he wants to 'do something bad' to her, Chu Jin couldn't help but shiver when he saw it.

"Don't laugh, it's scary for such an older child to laugh, isn't it, what are you doing in my dream?"

Luan Yu leaned over to Chu Jin's side, and said in a childlike voice, "You're not dreaming." After that, he started playing with Chu Jin's hair.

"Oh, you're so annoying!" Chu Jin patted the back of Luan Yu's hand lightly, brushed her hair behind her ears, and moved her body back to deliberately keep a distance from him.

With her back turned to Luan Yu, she taught him in the tone of an elder: "Didn't your parents teach you? Girls' hair can't be moved casually."

"You're not a girl."

"I'm not a girl, what am I?" Chu Jin asked angrily.

Luan Yu wrote lightly: "You are a wife."

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Where did this little bastard learn these stinging words?

Chu Jin's palms were spread out, and her big mouth was ready to try. Just when she was about to have an attack, she suddenly felt her back. It was wet and warm, and there was a burst of warmth.
She hesitated for a moment and turned around, but saw Luan Yu standing on the couch at some point, facing her
Pee
When Pian Chujin turned his head, he hadn't finished urinating, so the boy's urine just shot on her face impartially.

"Bah bah." Chu Jin screamed and jumped up from the couch, she never thought in her life that she would be fed urine in her dreams!
"You little bastard! Let's see if I don't beat you to death!" Chu Jin raised his sleeves to wipe off the dirt on his face, and then found a wooden stick to pick clothes and wanted to beat Luan Yu.

She didn't care if this stick would cut off half of Luan Yu's life.

how?Can my old lady be bullied by you in my dream?
Luan Yu was out of breath from laughing at her furious appearance, just when Chu Jin's sap stick was about to hit him, he suddenly turned into a red light and disappeared.

Outrageous!

Why can't I avenge my revenge every time I dream!

Chu Jin was so depressed that he threw the stick on the ground casually, looked at the wet urine stains on the couch, and fell into deep thought.
"Quick! Go get some hot water!"

"Where's the scissors? Where's the cloth? Go get them all, hurry up!"

"Bring the ginseng soup as soon as it's warm. It's too hot, how can you eat it!? There's also this qi-preserving pill, let your mother keep it in your mouth!"

"Empress! Empress, please wake up! Empress!?"

The noise in his ear became more and more clear, when Chu Jin lazily raised his eyelids, a large group of palace people surrounded him.

The imperial physician, maidservant, Wen Po, and mother-in-law, not to mention how lively it was.

Seeing that she woke up, Linglong was the first to shout joyfully: "The Empress has woken up! Hurry up! Imperial doctor, hurry up!"

Then the imperial physician rushed to Chu Jin, wiped off his sweat and said, "Empress, please hold on tight, bear with it, the child will come out soon!?"

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What about trouble?

The old lady sleeps and you tell the old lady that the old lady is going to give birth?
Chu Jin struggled to look at his lower body.

Wen Po and the nuns pulled the four corners of the quilt to protect her, brought in pots of hot water, and took out strips of bloody wedding cloths from indescribable places. After all this tossing, why didn't I pain?
She pulled Linglong and asked, "What's the situation? I'm about to give birth?"

Linglong clenched Chu Jin's hand and said, "Miss, don't worry! You and the little prince must be lucky people!"

Well, looking forward to the stars and looking forward to the moon, you are finally coming out!

But just this last step, he still refused to live in peace.

The mother-in-law and the nanny looked puzzled, shaking their heads nervously, "This child is too big, the cervix of the mother's cervix cannot be fully dilated, and the child cannot come out! It will be troublesome to delay it any longer. Please ask the imperial doctor to use it for the mother again." Get some labor-inducing decoction!"

The resentment and expectation in Chu Jin's heart were intertwined, he took a deep breath, and cursed, "Little bastard, come out quickly!!!!"

This shocking cry made the well-informed imperial physician tremble three times.How can a pregnant woman with dystocia be so full of energy? ? ?
Not to mention, as soon as Chu Jin finished shouting, she heard Granny Wen happily say: "Come out! Come out! Empress Empress is born! It's a little prince, go and tell the emperor and Queen Mother Zhang that it's a little prince!"

There was a sound of joy at Fengluan Palace, and Chu Jin let out a long sigh of relief, feeling as if the long march of thousands of miles had come to an end.

However, when the nanny held the child for her to see, the moment she saw the child's face clearly, Chu Jin was stunned as if struck by lightning.

Isn't this the child I just dreamed about?Isn't that the little bastard who peed all over himself and said he was a wife?

What is this? ? ? ?
What happened to her? ? ? ?

(End of this chapter)