The queen bullies me every day

Chapter 242 Your Majesty, Why Don't You Listen to Persuasion (Third Watch)
Liu Qi's mouth was brushed bald and it was not enough for Xuan Jue to relieve his anger, but he was in a hurry to chase Chu Jin, Xuan Jue didn't have that much time to spend here with Liu Qi, so he asked him to hold the brush in his mouth Li, sternly said: "You are not allowed to use toilet paper for the next month! If I know that you have used toilet paper, I will feed you to eat the toilet paper!"

Liu Qi bit the 'indescribable' brush tightly, sobbing with aggrieved face: "Your Majesty, how does the slave clean it?"

"Buck it with your hands!!!"

His domineering vigor towards Liu Qi changed to face Chu Jin, and he shrank like a flood.

Just as Chu Jin was about to step out of Chaoyang Palace, Xuan Jue grabbed her arm from behind, "Jin'er! Listen to my explanation."

"No, no." Chu Jin smiled awkwardly, "Who the emperor likes to wash your dragon's buttocks for you is your business, what does it have to do with the concubine? As long as you don't let the concubine help you with that, it's done"

"No, it's Liu Qi." Xuan Jue was half-spoken, and suddenly fell silent.

What else to explain?
The more this matter was explained, the weirder it became. I still don't know what kind of drama Chu Jin should make up.

Seeing Xuan Jue's silence, Chu Jin patted him on the shoulder and persuaded him: "Your majesty, don't feel burdened by letting your concubines see it. Think about it, we all use toilet paper. Your majesty, you have a special person to give it to you." Clean, it looks like you are so clean~~~”

I. I want to die.
After bypassing this embarrassing and stinky topic, Chu Jin told Xuan Jue that Zhao Sijin had come to find his own affairs, and agreed to the conditions proposed by Zhao Sijin, but only put the whole thing in Gu Chengge's weight was wiped away.

After hearing this, Xuan Jue said, "Now that her child is born, Youdu is not considered unowned. Dazhao's forcible recovery of Youdu will cause criticism. That's fine, first recover the western region, and there will always be a way to deal with the southern region. .”

Chu Jin nodded, leaned into Xuan Jue's ear and blew, and said in a very charming tone: "Does the Emperor have any arrangements for the evening?"

Her voice made Xuan Jue's bones crumble.

What else could he have planned?So he took Chu Jin's hand, bowed his head and kissed it lightly, and shyly said: "Of course I'm going to Jin'er Palace."

"That's it." Chu Jin withdrew his hand from Xuan Jue's, blinked at him, and said: "The concubine made an appointment with the national teacher to join Fengluan Palace for dinner at night. Teachers often have disagreements, and I want to find an opportunity for the two of you to let go of your differences."

"Gu Chengge?" Xuan Jue's face darkened instantly, "No, I don't want to have dinner with him." He pursed his lips, his face was full of unhappiness, "He is a foreign minister, how can he get in? Residence? Besides, he covets Jin'er's beauty, so I won't let him eat at the same table with you, Jin'er."

"So didn't the concubine let the emperor go with him?" Chu Jin reached out and pinched Xuan Jue's pouty lips, pinching him into a wronged duck, "The concubine has already made an agreement with him." , if the emperor doesn't go at night, then only the concubine and him have dinner together."

"No, no, no!" Xuan Jue was so anxious that he couldn't speak at all, "I'm going! I have to keep an eye on him! It's just this one time, and he won't be allowed to enter the harem again in the future."

Chu Jin looked at Xuan Jue's sour appearance after eating old altar vinegar, and smiled softly.

At the appointed time, when Gu Chengge rushed to Fengluan Palace with fine wine, Xuan Jue and Chu Jin were already sitting at the dining table waiting for him.

Xuan Jue sat with a stern face as if he owed him several million taels of silver, while Chu Jin smiled at himself, pointing to the empty seat across the way for him to sit.

Gu Chengge put the fine wine on the dining table, and immediately a strong aroma of the wine wafted out.

Chu Jin shrugged her nose and said happily, "Ah, the Eight Immortals? Hasn't Fengming Restaurant been closed for a long time? Where did you buy it?"

Gu Chengge lifted the lid of the wine, and all the smell of the wine dissipated in an instant.Xuan Jue smelled it and sighed that it was a good wine, but because of his face, he still had an expression of ice cubes, and muttered angrily, "What kind of broken wine, the old jade wine in the palace is much better than it. The queen and I have waited for you for so long, just for this jar of broken wine?"

Come on, the jealousy surged up before I had eaten.

Gu Chengge is well versed in how to make Xuan Jue smoke with anger, so he ignored Xuan Jue and just smiled at Chu Jin: "When I lived in the Chu residence, Master Chu often bought tea from Fengming Restaurant. When the drunken immortals came, we were curious and tasted it secretly. We fell asleep for a day after taking a small sip. The next day, when we woke up, Master Chu chased him around the courtyard with a cane. Fengming Restaurant collapsed , but the boss is still there. I managed to find him and begged for a jar from his house."

When mentioning the past, Chu Jin also smiled happily, "No, now that I think about it, we were in good health in the past. When we wake up drunk in the morning, we can run back and forth for a few miles to the courtyard on an empty stomach, hahaha~~~ "

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Xuan Jue looked at the two of them angrily, and they talked about each other, all of which were nonsense.

The key point is that he still can't talk about this shit, he can only watch Chu Jin smile like a flower at Gu Chengge.

Can he be angry?
No, I have to talk when I have nothing to say.

"Hehe, it seems that the national teacher can't drink enough?" Xuan Jue sneered, with a bit of provocation in his words, "When I was ten years old, I was taken to the Tonghua Terrace by the late emperor to have a banquet with the courtiers, but I drank a cup of wine by myself. Huqiu Daozi, at the end of the day, he returned to the palace on his own without help. What's the difference between you and a bitch when you just drink a cup?"

Gu Chengge smiled and said nothing, but Chu Jin actually spoke for him, "Your Majesty, the drunken eight immortals are not the same as Qiu Daozi. The drunken eight immortals are extremely strong wine. Take a small cup and pour it into a pot of clear water. People who are not strong enough to drink will get drunk after drinking that water."

Um?What do you mean?
I can't compare to your hair?

Xuan Jue raised the wine jar angrily, and filled the jade bowl in front of him to the brim.

Gu Chengge and Chu Jin were frightened by his actions, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty! Don't dare to drink this wine like this!"

Xuan Jue rolled Gu Chengge's eyes, and drank the wine in the jade bowl in one gulp.

After eating a bowl, he became more and more energetic. He wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said, "How is it? I didn't feel that there was anything unusual after eating a bowl."

Xuan Jue's voice weakened, his cheeks flushed into a monkey's ass, and his eyes became blurred, "Just so, a little dizzy."

After saying that, he lay down on the dining table and fell asleep.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Chu Jin shook Xuan Jue's body, but Xuan Jue had already fallen asleep, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

Gu Chengge said with a smile: "The eight drunken immortals are originally strong wine. I just said that it was taken from the owner's house of Fengming Restaurant. It has been brewed underground for more than ten years. It is strange that the emperor is not drunk when he drinks it like this."

Chu Jin picked up the handkerchief placed on the dining table, dipped it in water and applied it to Xuan Jue's forehead, and said to Gu Chengge in a slightly reprimanded tone: "What did you do with such strong wine? The emperor is drunk with strong wine , I don’t know what kind of headache it will be when I wake up from the wine.”

Gu Chengge obviously underestimated Chu Jin's concern for Xuan Jue, so when these words came out of Chu Jin's mouth, he was really surprised, "I see you beat and scold him on weekdays, but I didn't expect that you would treat him like this." Heart?"

Chu Jin unbuttoned the two tight buttons on Xuanjue's chest, and tried to keep him in a comfortable posture, "He is my husband, who should I care about if I don't care about him?"

After that, San Fu told Sanfu to tell Liu Qi who was outside Fengluan Palace, and asked him to prepare a sedan chair to take Xuanjue back to Chaoyang Palace.

(End of this chapter)