The queen bullies me every day

Chapter 31

Linglong was dumbfounded when she saw that her master and the emperor had such an unusual way of getting along.

Why is it popular in the palace now that the emperor comes to the concubine's palace, does that mean that the poem should be used as a code first?

Surprise is surprise, but etiquette cannot be lost.

Linglong poked Chu Jin with her elbow, and both of them saluted the emperor in unison: "Concubine (slave) pays respects to the emperor, best wishes to the emperor."

Xuan Jue raised his hands and ordered the two to get up, walked to Chu Jin and took the tickle, "This thing is quite unique."

Chu Jin smiled and said: "It's different from the ones in the palace. This is made by the concubine and Linglong. Look, your majesty, there are small bumps on it, which are the most comfortable for scratching the back." Clicking on it, he looked at Xuan Jue maliciously, "Why don't I give you a try, concubine?"

"No, no."

Xuan Jue went into Chu Jin's room, and Jiang Detian told Li Guiren about it.

After hearing this, Li Guiren ignored her own bag, yelled at Ling Zhi to help her walk towards the west side hall.

She wants to see how the nobleman who has been in the palace for more than half a year is not as good as the one who lives in the side hall.

But as soon as he approached the West Side Hall, Li Guiren heard a voice that he shouldn't have heard.
"Ah~~~Ah~~~~~ Push harder, yes, yes, yes, this is the position, it will be there soon! Don't move, don't move. Shu Tan"

Xuan Jue's 'joyful' sound came out from the west side hall, and all the palace servants accompanying Li Guiren blushed.

Li Guiren was completely dumbfounded.
The emperor didn't even touch himself, and he refused to let go of the half-hour lunch break. Hurry up and have sex with Chu Jin?

Li Guiren stood there and listened for a long while, then the room stopped with Xuan Jue's muffled groan.

Lingzhi said to Li Guiren with some embarrassment: "Master, let's go back to our room. The imperial doctor ordered that you won't be able to see the wind with this injury."

Li Guiren turned his face away, wiped away his bitter tears, and returned to the Eastern Hall without saying a word.

And Xuan Jue in the west side hall was holding the tickle in his hand, marveling, and said: "It really is a good thing, I will give this to me, I will take it to the construction office, and ask them to make more than this example. "

"That can't be done." Chu Jin snatched the tickle and held it tightly in her palm like a treasure, "I made it after a few nights of concubines and Linglong, and I just gave it to you. What do concubines use?"

Xuan Jue looked anxiously at the tickle, "Then tell me, how will you give it to me?"

Chu Jin thought for a while, and said: "Li Guiren, who lives in the Eastern Palace, uses her status as a nobleman to suppress concubines every day, and concubines can hardly stay in this Zhaochun Palace. You might as well be pitiful, Your Majesty." Poor concubine, let’s just move another palace for concubine. There are still so many empty palaces left and right of the West Six Palaces.”

It is impossible to move the palace, and it is impossible to move the palace in this life.

Xuan Jue had a small calculation in his heart, if Chu Jin moved the palace, then the Changle Palace where Xiao Changzai, Liu Changzai and Chen promised lived would not be able to fit in Chu Jin.

If she had to move the palace, she must be living alone in the first palace, and Li Guiren here is also the same.

So how many more people will come out to clean up and put them away?
Although he is the king of a country, he does not lack this little money, but he was brainwashed by the late emperor Murong Ke since he was a child.

It is impossible for him to take more money from the treasury, but he really wants to tickle this itch.

So I started counting silently.

The nobleman's monthly allowance of silver in January is 100 taels, and the monthly allowance of regular silver in January is 70 taels.

If Chu Jin moved to the palace, the money spent on cleaning in January would be 20 taels at least.When he first ascended the throne, he dismissed a large number of palace personnel to go out of the palace. If there were not enough manpower, they had to be summoned to the palace again, which was another expense.

No matter how to move the palace, the cost must be more than 100 taels.

So Xuan Jue slapped his thigh, and said: "She uses the status of noble person to suppress you, so you should also be noble."

Chu Jin just wanted to seek a safe place to live, and stopped listening to Li Guiren's daily noises, but suddenly hearing Xuan Jue's words, his jaw almost dropped in shock.

Why is it that concubines and concubines in Diyuan City are not promoted based on love and heirs, but by tickling?

Isn't the emperor a fool?
Chu Jin glanced at the tickle in his hand, swallowed, and said, "Then give it to the emperor."

Xuan Jue weighed itchy scratches in his hands, and said: "It's done, you wait for Jin Feng's order. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

"The concubine sends the emperor respectfully."

Chu Jin bowed to the end, and after the emperor left, Linglong was so happy that she took Chu Jin's hand and said, "Miss! You have become a nobleman! There are no concubines in this palace, and the queen will be Li Guiren when she comes down." .In this way, there is only one queen on top of you."

Chu Jin frowned, and hooked her fingers at Linglong.

Linglong leaned forward, and heard Chu Jin mutter softly, "Linglong, you said that the emperor, he must be mentally ill, right?"

"Uh..." Linglong smiled awkwardly, but didn't answer Chu Jin's words.

Li Guiren from the east side hall has been watching the movement of the west side hall in front of the Ling window, seeing Xuan Jue smiling contentedly, his heart is even more jealous.

Liu Qi went up to meet him, and said with a smile, "Is your majesty having a comfortable lunch?"

Xuan Jue nodded in satisfaction, handed the tickle to Liu Qi, and said: "Go and pass on my will, and promote Chu Changzai to be a nobleman of Chu."

Liu Qi was shocked by his words, and the teacup in Li Guiren's hand fell to the ground.

There was a crisp 'pop', which attracted Xuan Jue's attention.

Once I saw a red, swollen and shiny 'pig's head' peeking at me, I was so scared that I said repeatedly: "Show me back to the palace!"

Li Guiren really had no tears left.

On the second day, the decree of Chu Jin being promoted as a nobleman came to Xiaoyu's sixth palace. The father-in-law who delivered the decree not only took the decree to each palace, but also brought a rare thing.

That was the tickle created by the manufacturing office overnight.

Xiao Changzai and Liu Changzai were stunned after hearing Chu Jin's will to become a nobleman, and inexplicably accepted the tickle sent by their father-in-law.

This itchy scratch is different from the ones we are used to in daily life. They saw that it was thick and long, with raised dots on it. When the two of them didn't know what it was, they heard the father-in-law laughing and said: "My little master, if it is itchy Now, don’t worry about it in the future, it’s the best thing to use this thing to pestle!”

The speaker had no intention of listening, but the listener did, Xiao Changzai and Liu Changzai blushed, and after sending their father-in-law out of the palace, Liu Changzai threw the tickle on the ground.

"Your Majesty, what are you talking about!" Liu Chang's dimples turned red, "What do you mean when you scratch your head? What do you think we are?"

Xiao Changzai and Liu Changzai slept with each other quite often, but they didn't know each other, so when they slept with each other, the emperor never even touched them.

When Xiao Changzai heard Liu Changzai's words, he felt tricky, so he said, "Why are you overthinking? The emperor loves you very much, can you use that thing?"

Liu Chang couldn't hold back his face, so he forced a smile and said, "It's nothing, I just think that thing is very dirty."

Chen Ying, who was listening to the conversation between the two behind him, was a little puzzled. He picked up Liu Changzai's tickle on the ground, and wondered, "What are you talking about? Isn't this just for us to scratch our backs? Why?" Will it be dirty?"

Xiao Changzai and Liu Changzai were completely speechless.
Oh, it was scratching that place
(End of this chapter)