The queen bullies me every day

Chapter 44 Sister Eats Feces?

Chapter 44 Sister Eats Feces?
Ling Zhizheng took the royal jelly ointment from the imperial hospital and applied it to Li Guiren's red marks on his face. It was dark yellow, thick and tight, and it looked really unattractive.

After she finished applying it, Li Guiren held a candle and looked at himself in the mirror, his brows furrowed instantly, "Did you smear shit on my face?"

Lingzhi was embarrassed for a while, and said repeatedly: "The imperial doctor of the imperial hospital said that this royal jelly ointment has a miraculous effect on reducing scar marks. It looks a little unsightly, but it smells good. You can bear it, my lord." Forbearance, the red marks on the face of three or five days have disappeared, and the skin is as tender as a peeled egg, how can the emperor not like it?"

Li Guiren sneaked a smile, scrutinized his black eyebrows and almond eyes, high nose and smooth mouth, and asked: "Who is better-looking, me or that bitch from Xibiandian?"

How does Lingzhi answer her question?You can't say that Chu Jin is prettier than her, and ask for a beating, right?
She also had no choice but to flatter and say: "Of course the young master looks good. How can Chu Guiren compare with you?"

"Then why does the emperor favor her so much? Is it because he loves ugliness?" Li Guiren put the bronze mirror on the table, and couldn't help but glanced in the direction of the west side hall.

Um?Who is kneeling there?
The courtyard was dimly lit, so it was not very clear, so Li Guiren ordered Ling Zhi: "Go and see, who is punished to kneel in the courtyard? But the servant girl in the bitch's room was punished."

Ling Zhi Nuo responded, went out to explore around, and soon came back to report happily: "If you go back to the young master, it is a nobleman from Chu."

"Her?" Li Guiren pondered for a while, and asked, "What is she doing kneeling under that old banyan tree in the middle of the night?"

Lingzhi said: "Could it be that you are worshiping the fox fairy? I have heard before that the Xuan family invites the fox fairy by kneeling and worshiping under the banyan tree on the crescent moon."

"Okay! You really are a vixen! She was born to play dirty tricks, no wonder the emperor is so fascinated by her."

Although Li Gui cursed like this in his mouth, he was interested in the matter of worshiping the fox fairy in Lingzhi's mouth.

She Chu Jin was born with a mediocre appearance, which was still a bit worse than her own.As soon as she entered the palace, she was able to win the favor of the emperor, probably because of the fox fairy.

If she could worship, why couldn't he?
So Li Guiren waited all the time, only waiting for Chu Jin to rest, and then tiptoed to the banyan tree in front of the courtyard of the West Side Hall, and knelt on the ground like Chu Jin.

"Why does this fox fairy worship?" Li Guiren asked Ling Zhi who was standing beside him.

Lingzhi was also confused, and said: "They are all fairy families, and the servants reckon it is no different from worshiping Bodhisattva."

So Li Guiren kowtowed three times, muttering something in his mouth: "The fox fairy blesses the believer girl. Once she wins the favor of the emperor and dominates the harem, she must win the position of concubine or even a noble concubine to be considered glorious. If the wish of the believer girl is fulfilled, the believer girl Would like to take a roast chicken to worship the empress"

Lingzhi listened to Li Guiren's chant, and murmured in his heart.

This became the concubine's monthly allowance for one month, at least 1000 taels, so he only gave Hu Immortal a chicken?

Can this kind of digging and searching work?

Don't say that although Mr. Li knocked on the door, he couldn't hold back his sincerity.

She kowtowed repeatedly to the bottom of the banyan tree, and after a few knocks, she dug a hole in the ground.

Linglong's newly buried ashes of Chu Jin's birth mother are right here, and the new soil is already soft. Can she keep digging out the ashes that she kowtows in worship?

When Li Guiren first saw a brocade box in the ground, he was overjoyed and thought that the fox fairy had given her some rare treasure, so he quickly asked Ling Zhi to dig out the box.

When Lingzhi handed the box to Li Guiren, she lost her grip and dropped the box on the ground.

The ashes were also scattered all over the floor.

"Bah, bah, bah." Li Guiren took a mouthful of the ashes, and while spitting on the ashes, he patted the floating ash on his body, and said with a frown, "What? What kind of mess are these!"

Accidentally, there was a lot of movement, and Chu Jin, who was still asleep, fell asleep after being startled.

She hurriedly went out to see what happened, but saw Li Guiren squatting on the ground, his mouth was full of ashes, most of the ashes were spilled on the ground, she was dumbfounded.

What is her hobby?Running out in the middle of the night to eat ashes? ? ? ?
Chu Jin stepped forward and pushed Li Guiren to the ground, bent down and hurriedly put his mother's ashes back into the box.

However, the heavens were not beautiful, a gust of wind suddenly rose up, and the ashes were blown in the wind, and all the ashes were scattered away.

Li Guiren was still standing at the side with a strange sneer and mocked: "What? I don't know what kind of evil things you buried in front of your palace gate."

Chu Jin glared at Li Guiren viciously, instead of arguing with her, he put back the ashes that he could protect, and carried them back to the room.

She put the ashes on the table, knocked her knees on the ground a dozen times, and when she got up again, tears were streaming down her face.

"Mother, my daughter is useless. Even your last thought, my daughter can't protect you."

As for the brocade box, she decided to keep it in the room properly, so she took a smaller box, poured the pitiful ashes into it, put it on the bottom layer of the closet, and used it with clothes. Press and cover.

Since entering the palace, Li Guiren has often found Chu Jin's troubles, but she is a no-brainer, and every time she finds troubles, she will make troubles on her own first, and Chu Jin doesn't take her seriously at all.

But this time, she actually threw away her mother's ashes. What's the difference between that and crushing the bones of the dead?
Chu Jin couldn't show any kindness to her any longer, so he became intent on killing.

Early in the morning of the second day, when Chu Jin finished washing and was taking a breath of fresh air in the courtyard, he happened to meet Li Guiren who was also strolling in the courtyard.

Her face was still smeared with royal jelly cream, like shit with a biased face.

She glared at Chu Jin angrily, and continued walking on her own way, while Chu Jin shouted loudly: "Sister, you just finished your breakfast, right?"

"What do you mean?"

Chu Jin pointed at Li Guiren's cheek with a smile, and said, "Look at my sister's eagerness to eat, she ate my face."

Li Guiren touched the royal jelly ointment on his face, and he understood the meaning of Chu Jin's words, "Okay you! It's saying that I ate shit in the morning."

As soon as the words came out, Li Guiren already felt something was wrong.

Chu Jin didn't give her a chance to change her words, and quickly followed her words: "Hey, what kind of hobbies do sisters have? My sister knows that my sister is lonely in her boudoir, and she can't see the emperor often, so she is bored. But you are bored , I can’t be fine and eat shit to relieve my boredom~~ If you eat too much of that stuff, will your body be fine?”

After finishing speaking, he pinched the tip of his nose and returned to his room with a look of disgust.

Behind him, the palace sweepers all over the courtyard were holding back their laughter, and Li Guiren was cursing endlessly in the courtyard like a firecracker that would ignite at one o'clock.

But Chu Jin smiled coldly and ignored it.

How long can she continue to speak with this mouth?

Let her alone.

(End of this chapter)

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