Chapter 327

Qiao Wei woke up on a bright morning.

The birds were chirping and quarreling above her head, and the strings of feces pulled out in anger just landed on her forehead, knocking her awake.

"Which thing has no eyes!"

Qiao Wei wiped her forehead angrily, and the bird suddenly bent down, hooked her claws on the wig that was loosely covering her scalp, and flew away with flapping wings.

Feeling a chill on her scalp, Qiao Wei touched the back of her head, hey, it's bare!
No, it's actually not particularly shiny. There is a crop of green dregs that is more than an inch long, and it is quite difficult to touch.

However, now is not the time to dwell on this.

Meow, she was actually provoked by a little broken bird!

Qiao Wei got up quickly and ran after the bird's ass, panting from exhaustion.

The bird seemed to be deliberately angry with her, flying higher and higher, and Ren Qiaowei hopped on the ground, unable to reach it.And every time she wanted to give up chasing, it would stop again, turn around in place, and make a cheerful "chichi" sound from its mouth.

Half an hour later, Qiao Wei was as tired as a dead dog lying on the grass panting.

"Meow... Bullying Lao Tzu, Huchi... Can't use flying... Huchi, Magical Artifact..."

Damn so angry!
Who is she?She is the most famous immortal cultivator in Lu country!
Now I'm being ridden on the head by an unknown bird and shitting!
Tolerable or unbearable!
Qiao Wei broke off a branch from the tree and threw it at the bird that kept pulling hatred above her head.

The bird avoided it cleverly, and the branch rose to the highest point and then fell back due to the influence of gravity, hitting the face of Qiao Wei who was looking up.

"Ouch!"

Qiao Wei covered her face and screamed, almost crying stupidly by herself.

Why!

You will be bullied by a bird as soon as you teleport it over!

This body must be stupid!
Well, her IQ must have been lowered by the model of the original body, it must be!

The bird circled around Qiao Wei's head twice leisurely, like a silent mockery.

As soon as the paw was loosened, the wig covered Qiao Wei's face again.

"..."

Qiao Wei took off the wig and put it on her head, watching helplessly as the arrogant bird turned into a black dot in the sky and finally disappeared.

She looked at the filth/things on her hands, feeling sick to her stomach, and casually rubbed on the grass.

Huh?grassland?

She looked down at the lush green grass, then raised her head to look around.

She is located in a very secluded grove, the location is ominous.

The morning dew on the tip of the grass wetted her thin coat, and the natural fragrance of the grass and trees in the air was refreshing.

Qiao Wei couldn't help but took a deep breath.

What a nostalgic taste!
This is... the breath of "birth".

"System baby?" Qiao Wei called out tentatively.

[Host, you called me? 】The system is habitually pawing at the void gate, timidly poking out a virtual head, with a defensive look ready to run away at any time.

"This is what you call the punishment plane? What about the script?"

The system rummaged through the storage area, its hands paused, and then rummaged through it again from back to front. 【No. 】

Qiao Wei raised her eyebrows, "What do you mean no? Don't tell me you lost the script again."

【of course not! 】The system retorted loudly,【The teleportation has failed, the time node where you are now, the host, is a full 100 years later than the time node in the script.So... this plane has no scripts and no quests. 】

Qiao Wei vaguely felt that this conversation was a bit familiar, as if she had heard it somewhere not long ago.

However, it doesn't matter.

She asked with a half-smile: "Then how do you complete the task?"

The system refreshed the task interface several times.

Although it was shocked and strange, it still dutifully replied: 【Actually, your mission, host, has been completed. 】

"finished?"

Qiao Wei was a little confused.

No, she just teleported to Punishment Plane [-] and didn't have time to do anything, so the task is completed?

fall!Is your punishment plane with a difficulty of four stars set too casually? Hey!

[Yes, yes, it's done. 】

In fact, the system does not know what happened.

However, it is a very optimistic baby.

【Host, I'm applying to return to the factory for repairs. You can play here for a while, and I'll come back to pick you up after I fix it. 】

Qiao Wei raised her eyebrows, "Return to the factory for maintenance? I said little spicy chicken, you won't expire the shelf life, right?"

【…】

What the hell is the shelf life?

The system replied angrily: [Host, that's called the warranty period, thank you. 】

"What's the difference? Don't worry about these details." Qiao Wei waved her small hand, "To be honest, I think you can go back to the factory to reorganize, and it's best to change your mind."

The system was very unconvinced, 【What kind of brains!I am the first dual-high space-time shuttle with high IQ and EQ! 】

"Is high blood pressure and high blood fat both high?"

[…] The system gritted its virtual silver teeth, feeling aggrieved and authentic, [I am a shuttle with a passing test report! 】

Qiao Wei ignored its words and touched her chin, "Again, when was the last time you were sent for inspection?"

[Just before picking up the host you. 】 Facing Qiao Wei's suddenly enlightened expression, the system emphasized. [However, it wasn't that I had a fault, but that the previous host was too destructive and affected me. 】

Qiao Wei covered her heart in disappointment, "What? You actually had another host? I thought I was your only one, just like you are my only binding system."

Despite her exaggerated and hypocritical acting skills, the system suddenly felt a little bit guilty, and said in a small voice: [The previous host was chosen for me, only you, the host, was picked and bound by myself. 】

The implication is that she is different from other flirtatious\/gorgeous\/cheap\/goods.

When the host reasoned, he didn't say it so offensively.

The system decided to treat her better in the future, after all, it is the only one of the host hehehe!

The only thing, there must be some special treatment to be called the only one.

"The former owner?" Qiao Wei caught the sensitive word again and raised her eyebrows with interest.

Whenever she showed an expression of interest, the system couldn't help but shiver.

Of course, trembling with excitement!
[Host, do you want to make trouble again? 】

"How is it possible? Am I such a boring person?"

[It's not like, you are originally! 】

"Oh." Qiao Wei broke her hands silently, her bones creaking, "Baby system, do you need me to send you back to the factory for repair?"

The system warned with a wooden face: [Host, you will lose me if you do this, let me tell you. 】

"Did your previous hosts lose you in this way?"

[No! 】The system retorted loudly. [Except for the previous host, the other hosts are very gentle. 】

Unlike this host, hum!

(End of this chapter)

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