Opening an Internet Cafe in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 191, find a good name
Chapter 191, find a good name
"miss you!"
Humpty came to the Internet cafe because of martial arts, but this martial arts is really difficult to learn.
Mainly with his mind, watching TV dramas, most of the time he is in a state of confusion and can't understand.
Not to mention the martial arts inside.
Zhou Bingsheng looked at the short fat man, pondered for a while, and then asked: "I don't ask whose disciple you are, I just ask you a question, I want to go to the palace, can you help me?"
Although at the beginning, Zhou Bingsheng was purely out of compassion for a moment, but after this period of contact, the clothes of the short and fat man, and the money that is always bulging in his arms, are all sending a message.
This guy is no ordinary guy.
Then Zhou Bingsheng's heart began to stir, he wanted to go to the palace to meet that Taoist priest!
Zhou Bingsheng has been thinking about it since the last time when he heard from Princess Li Lizhi of Changle that Qin Baichuan was preparing alchemy to heal his wounds.
But he has no identity, no reason, how could he enter the palace at will.
With the help of the assistant teacher of the Internet cafe, the small official from the ninth grade, he can't enter the palace of the Tang Dynasty. The point is that he doesn't want too many people to know about it.
At least until he makes a shotgun, the less people know about it, the better.
In this way, after thinking about it for half a month, Zhou Bingsheng couldn't figure out any solution.
Zhou Bingsheng, who was at a loss for what to do, now discovered that a short and fat man he accidentally helped had a lot of background.
For a while, Zhou Bingsheng went to the doctor for a sudden illness, and he hoped that this short fat man would take him into the palace, because if he didn't go, he was afraid that Qin Baichuan had already refined the elixir!
Then he won't be able to steal the teacher.
After listening to Zhou Bingsheng's words, the short fat man tilted his head and asked in a murmur, "The palace? Brother Zhou, do you want to go to the palace?"
"That's right!" Seeing Humpty Humpty's nonchalant attitude, Zhou Bingsheng's eyes lit up, and hope rose in his heart.
"Then go!" Humpty Humpty looked at Zhou Bingsheng like a fool, "I didn't stop you."
"Eh..." Zhou Bingsheng's expression froze, his expectant expression froze on his face, and he didn't recover for a long time.
"Brother Zhou?" Seeing that Zhou Bingsheng was silent, the short fat man hurriedly shouted.
"Oh, it's okay." Zhou Bingsheng responded feebly like a balloon deflated in an instant.
Then he laughed at himself, and secretly said: "That's right, why would I want to find him? In his heart, I'm afraid he doesn't have any clear understanding of the Tang Palace at all."
Shaking my head, it seems that I have to find another way!
"Brother Zhou, you said you want to teach me martial arts." Humpty Humpty reminded me.
Zhou Bingsheng smiled helplessly, I haven't learned martial arts myself, so how can I teach you.
After thinking about it, he said bluntly to the short fat man: "I haven't learned martial arts either, but I can show you a clear way.
Boss Li, you should know, right? "
Humpty Humpty nodded when he heard that, Boss Li, he knew him, the one who was going to find him a wife last time.
"You go to Boss Li and beg him to teach you martial arts, it's much more reliable than trying to pick him up on a TV show."
"Does he know martial arts?"
The short fat man looked at Zhou Bingsheng suspiciously, he came late and had never seen Li Chuan make a move, so he didn't know if Li Chuan knew martial arts.
"Yeah." Zhou Bingsheng nodded and said, "The Internet cafes are all his. Do you think he knows martial arts?"
"Okay! Then I'll go find him." After speaking, Humpty Humpty turned around and left.
He just took two steps, but he stopped, turned his head, and said to Zhou Bingsheng worriedly: "But he wants to force me to marry a wife, and I don't want to marry a wife."
"...Huh?" Zhou Bingsheng looked at Humpty Dumpty in a daze, what are you talking about?Boss Li wants to force you to marry a wife?
What the hell is this bitch?
# # #
Just when Zhou Bingsheng urged the short fat man to learn martial arts from Li Chuan, Cheng Yaojin had already gone to Li Chuan first.
"Boss Li, when will our business open?" Cheng Yaojin was a little anxious.
Ever since Li Chuan drew a big cake for him last time, this guy has been imagining all day long how much money would be brought into his house, and how many rooms would be piled up, such absurd things.
Li Chuan stopped practicing, glanced at him, and said disdainfully, "You're still ashamed to say it. I've already given you some advice. I asked you to drag the eldest grandson queen into trouble, hold a few dinner parties for noble ladies, and publicize our clothes. You said it yourself, how many days have passed, and it hasn't been done yet.
At the beginning, you patted your chest to promise, but you lost the chain at the critical moment, what use is it for you? "
Being disgusted by Li Chuan, Cheng Yaojin was also very helpless, he spread his hands and said, "I didn't think too much about it at the time, so I promised Boss Li, but after being rejected by Empress Changsun, I just realized it.
That's the queen, her reputation is very important, these business affairs must not damage her reputation.
If I really make you become a greedy and profit-seeker, Your Majesty can chop off my head with one knife!
How dare I mention this again. "
Also, the status of merchants in Datang is very low. After the country is established, if you personally promote a certain product, you can make people point their spines and scold them.
The higher the status, the more attention should be paid to words and deeds.
Basically, the nobles do business to make money. They send their subordinates and housekeepers to find a middleman, and then the middleman runs it, or finds an offline business.
They are all doing business under cover.
It's just Cheng Yaojin, who has no skin and no face, dares to say openly that this shop belongs to my Su Guogong.
If other people scolded him a few words, he would dare to break into the door and be held at home and beaten up.
When I walked in front of Li Er, he was also reasonable, who told him to scold me!
But Empress Changsun couldn't do it, so after listening to Cheng Yaojin's request, she directly refused.
Li Chuan didn't know much about the twists and turns inside. Seeing Cheng Yaojin's extremely embarrassed look at this moment, he also knew that it was useless to ask Empress Changsun to speak for her.
After thinking for a while, "Then let Empress Changsun come forward and gather these noble ladies together, and then we will find someone to sell them one by one?"
These words "sales" are often heard in Li Chuan recently, and Cheng Yaojin also understands what it means.
Shaking his head: "It's better not to involve Empress Changsun."
"Then what should we do?" Li Chuan scratched his head. It is not easy to have a "top queen" eldest grandson empress of the Tang Dynasty, but he couldn't be invited to speak for him. It is really uncomfortable!
Cheng Yaojin paused, and said calmly: "Actually, if you just gather these people together, it's still very simple."
Hearing this, Li Chuan was stunned, and almost forgot that Cheng Yaojin was the first-rank Duke of the dynasty, the celebrity in front of Li Er's eyes, a top honor.His wife is also from Qinghe Cui's family, with five surnames and seven Wangs, which still has some appeal.
Nodded: "Almost forgot about you, that's fine, you go back and let your wife find a time to organize a banquet or something, and call all the wives, concubines, and daughters of all the nobles in Chang'an City .
Let's have a big fight! "
Cheng Yaojin blinked, looked at Li Chuan, and said, "I didn't mention my wife."
"Ok?"
Cheng Yaojin approached Li Chuan and said, "Boss Li, you have misunderstood me. My wife doesn't have such a big appeal. After all, many people still hate me, Old Cheng."
Li Chuan glanced at him in surprise, you still have self-knowledge!
"Old Cheng, I mean, Boss Li stepped forward."
"Huh?" Li Chuan pointed at himself, wondering: "Me? Come out and invite the noble wives, concubines, and daughters of the entire Chang'an City?
What the hell did you come up with?I didn't know what I was going to do! "
Cheng Yaojin chuckled, and said narrowly, "Of course it won't work, let's make a name for it."
"What name?"
"Boss Li of Tangtang Time Sea Internet Café, a fairy who has descended into the mortal world, wants to find a wife who can warm the bed. With such a name, will they come happily?"
(End of this chapter)
"miss you!"
Humpty came to the Internet cafe because of martial arts, but this martial arts is really difficult to learn.
Mainly with his mind, watching TV dramas, most of the time he is in a state of confusion and can't understand.
Not to mention the martial arts inside.
Zhou Bingsheng looked at the short fat man, pondered for a while, and then asked: "I don't ask whose disciple you are, I just ask you a question, I want to go to the palace, can you help me?"
Although at the beginning, Zhou Bingsheng was purely out of compassion for a moment, but after this period of contact, the clothes of the short and fat man, and the money that is always bulging in his arms, are all sending a message.
This guy is no ordinary guy.
Then Zhou Bingsheng's heart began to stir, he wanted to go to the palace to meet that Taoist priest!
Zhou Bingsheng has been thinking about it since the last time when he heard from Princess Li Lizhi of Changle that Qin Baichuan was preparing alchemy to heal his wounds.
But he has no identity, no reason, how could he enter the palace at will.
With the help of the assistant teacher of the Internet cafe, the small official from the ninth grade, he can't enter the palace of the Tang Dynasty. The point is that he doesn't want too many people to know about it.
At least until he makes a shotgun, the less people know about it, the better.
In this way, after thinking about it for half a month, Zhou Bingsheng couldn't figure out any solution.
Zhou Bingsheng, who was at a loss for what to do, now discovered that a short and fat man he accidentally helped had a lot of background.
For a while, Zhou Bingsheng went to the doctor for a sudden illness, and he hoped that this short fat man would take him into the palace, because if he didn't go, he was afraid that Qin Baichuan had already refined the elixir!
Then he won't be able to steal the teacher.
After listening to Zhou Bingsheng's words, the short fat man tilted his head and asked in a murmur, "The palace? Brother Zhou, do you want to go to the palace?"
"That's right!" Seeing Humpty Humpty's nonchalant attitude, Zhou Bingsheng's eyes lit up, and hope rose in his heart.
"Then go!" Humpty Humpty looked at Zhou Bingsheng like a fool, "I didn't stop you."
"Eh..." Zhou Bingsheng's expression froze, his expectant expression froze on his face, and he didn't recover for a long time.
"Brother Zhou?" Seeing that Zhou Bingsheng was silent, the short fat man hurriedly shouted.
"Oh, it's okay." Zhou Bingsheng responded feebly like a balloon deflated in an instant.
Then he laughed at himself, and secretly said: "That's right, why would I want to find him? In his heart, I'm afraid he doesn't have any clear understanding of the Tang Palace at all."
Shaking my head, it seems that I have to find another way!
"Brother Zhou, you said you want to teach me martial arts." Humpty Humpty reminded me.
Zhou Bingsheng smiled helplessly, I haven't learned martial arts myself, so how can I teach you.
After thinking about it, he said bluntly to the short fat man: "I haven't learned martial arts either, but I can show you a clear way.
Boss Li, you should know, right? "
Humpty Humpty nodded when he heard that, Boss Li, he knew him, the one who was going to find him a wife last time.
"You go to Boss Li and beg him to teach you martial arts, it's much more reliable than trying to pick him up on a TV show."
"Does he know martial arts?"
The short fat man looked at Zhou Bingsheng suspiciously, he came late and had never seen Li Chuan make a move, so he didn't know if Li Chuan knew martial arts.
"Yeah." Zhou Bingsheng nodded and said, "The Internet cafes are all his. Do you think he knows martial arts?"
"Okay! Then I'll go find him." After speaking, Humpty Humpty turned around and left.
He just took two steps, but he stopped, turned his head, and said to Zhou Bingsheng worriedly: "But he wants to force me to marry a wife, and I don't want to marry a wife."
"...Huh?" Zhou Bingsheng looked at Humpty Dumpty in a daze, what are you talking about?Boss Li wants to force you to marry a wife?
What the hell is this bitch?
# # #
Just when Zhou Bingsheng urged the short fat man to learn martial arts from Li Chuan, Cheng Yaojin had already gone to Li Chuan first.
"Boss Li, when will our business open?" Cheng Yaojin was a little anxious.
Ever since Li Chuan drew a big cake for him last time, this guy has been imagining all day long how much money would be brought into his house, and how many rooms would be piled up, such absurd things.
Li Chuan stopped practicing, glanced at him, and said disdainfully, "You're still ashamed to say it. I've already given you some advice. I asked you to drag the eldest grandson queen into trouble, hold a few dinner parties for noble ladies, and publicize our clothes. You said it yourself, how many days have passed, and it hasn't been done yet.
At the beginning, you patted your chest to promise, but you lost the chain at the critical moment, what use is it for you? "
Being disgusted by Li Chuan, Cheng Yaojin was also very helpless, he spread his hands and said, "I didn't think too much about it at the time, so I promised Boss Li, but after being rejected by Empress Changsun, I just realized it.
That's the queen, her reputation is very important, these business affairs must not damage her reputation.
If I really make you become a greedy and profit-seeker, Your Majesty can chop off my head with one knife!
How dare I mention this again. "
Also, the status of merchants in Datang is very low. After the country is established, if you personally promote a certain product, you can make people point their spines and scold them.
The higher the status, the more attention should be paid to words and deeds.
Basically, the nobles do business to make money. They send their subordinates and housekeepers to find a middleman, and then the middleman runs it, or finds an offline business.
They are all doing business under cover.
It's just Cheng Yaojin, who has no skin and no face, dares to say openly that this shop belongs to my Su Guogong.
If other people scolded him a few words, he would dare to break into the door and be held at home and beaten up.
When I walked in front of Li Er, he was also reasonable, who told him to scold me!
But Empress Changsun couldn't do it, so after listening to Cheng Yaojin's request, she directly refused.
Li Chuan didn't know much about the twists and turns inside. Seeing Cheng Yaojin's extremely embarrassed look at this moment, he also knew that it was useless to ask Empress Changsun to speak for her.
After thinking for a while, "Then let Empress Changsun come forward and gather these noble ladies together, and then we will find someone to sell them one by one?"
These words "sales" are often heard in Li Chuan recently, and Cheng Yaojin also understands what it means.
Shaking his head: "It's better not to involve Empress Changsun."
"Then what should we do?" Li Chuan scratched his head. It is not easy to have a "top queen" eldest grandson empress of the Tang Dynasty, but he couldn't be invited to speak for him. It is really uncomfortable!
Cheng Yaojin paused, and said calmly: "Actually, if you just gather these people together, it's still very simple."
Hearing this, Li Chuan was stunned, and almost forgot that Cheng Yaojin was the first-rank Duke of the dynasty, the celebrity in front of Li Er's eyes, a top honor.His wife is also from Qinghe Cui's family, with five surnames and seven Wangs, which still has some appeal.
Nodded: "Almost forgot about you, that's fine, you go back and let your wife find a time to organize a banquet or something, and call all the wives, concubines, and daughters of all the nobles in Chang'an City .
Let's have a big fight! "
Cheng Yaojin blinked, looked at Li Chuan, and said, "I didn't mention my wife."
"Ok?"
Cheng Yaojin approached Li Chuan and said, "Boss Li, you have misunderstood me. My wife doesn't have such a big appeal. After all, many people still hate me, Old Cheng."
Li Chuan glanced at him in surprise, you still have self-knowledge!
"Old Cheng, I mean, Boss Li stepped forward."
"Huh?" Li Chuan pointed at himself, wondering: "Me? Come out and invite the noble wives, concubines, and daughters of the entire Chang'an City?
What the hell did you come up with?I didn't know what I was going to do! "
Cheng Yaojin chuckled, and said narrowly, "Of course it won't work, let's make a name for it."
"What name?"
"Boss Li of Tangtang Time Sea Internet Café, a fairy who has descended into the mortal world, wants to find a wife who can warm the bed. With such a name, will they come happily?"
(End of this chapter)
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