Super little Shennong
Chapter 447 Going to the battlefield at the same age
Chapter 447
Drinking, singing military songs, slapping the table and cursing, crying, laughing...
It wasn't until it was almost dark that they were completely drunk. Wu Xie and Lu Xin hurriedly called for someone to carry them back to settle down together.
"I'll go. I've seen it. Drinking as a soldier is really terrible. Our so-called fun in the past is scum compared to others! That's wine, not cold water..." Lu Xin helped them settle down, but he still had lingering fears.
Wu Xie smiled bitterly and said, "Let's go, get some hangover soup with me."
……
Early the next morning, Wu Xie and Lu Xin fell asleep on the sofa in the living room, not daring to leave.I'm afraid that something will happen to the three people who are almost old.
When they woke up, the three of them were still snoring, and the snoring was earth-shattering...
Wu Xie took out the paper ball stuffed in his ear, heaved a sigh of relief, and moved his body.
Lu Xin next to him looked at Wu Xie in surprise, and then grabbed Wu Xie's neck: "Damn it, don't you know how to get me two paper balls to plug my ears? I didn't sleep all night... "
Wu Xie quickly got rid of him: "Stupid you, do you still want to sleep with such snoring without plugging your ears?"
The two of them fought and went to the yard to wash up. While they were washing up, Wu Zhongguo got up and moved lightly, as if he was afraid of disturbing someone.
"Dad, are you up?" Wu Xie said.
Wu Zhongguo stared quickly: "Keep down, your two uncles are still asleep."
Wu Xie was speechless: "Dad, were you ever so careful when I was young?"
"Go away, I'll go to the cafeteria and cook some millet porridge." Wu Zhongguo went directly to the restaurant without washing up.
Wu Xie shrugged: "This is really... My son has never enjoyed this kind of treatment. If I go out and get drunk, I will give you a fat beating when I come back on time, and I will cook millet porridge for you in the morning..."
Lu Xin couldn't help laughing, and the foam from brushing his teeth sprayed Wu Xie's face: "That's because you are not qualified. That's your old man."
The restaurant has millet porridge every day, and they are all ready-made. Wu Zhongguo went to bring a pot of millet porridge, as well as a few small pickles, eggs and so on. of.
After Wu Xie finished washing, he was about to grab fried dough sticks. Wu Zhongguo slapped his hand aside, and Wu Xie grinned in pain: "Dad, what's the matter? I can't eat?"
"I have no legs? Go to a restaurant to eat." Wu Zhongguo glared at him.
Wu Xie made a mournful face: "Dad, am I your own?"
"Hurry up and get out of here, be careful that I will deal with you." Wu Zhongguo completely ignored him.
Wu Xie turned around speechlessly, and walked to the restaurant with Lu Xin, Lu Xin couldn't help laughing.
"Smile, smile, laugh ass, you're not afraid of your teeth coming out." Wu Xie rolled his eyes and scolded.
"I'm very envious of you. My dad would never do this." Lu Xin laughed for a while before stopping.
Wu Xie bared her teeth: "If your dad does this every day, you'll want to die too."
Lu Xin laughed again: "That's true."
When they came back after eating, Wu Zhongguo and the others were eating, and Yuan Qiang and He Guomin had just washed their faces and sat down to eat.Wu Zhongguo had already peeled all the eggs for them, and even smashed garlic for them.
"Old squad leader, you are still like this. How old are we..." Yuan Qiang was a little embarrassed.
"Eat your meal!" Wu Zhongguo said in a rough voice. "Being the head of the regiment, how awesome? I can't control you anymore, can I?"
"Then how can I, I will be your soldier right away." Yuan Qiang said immediately.
Wu Zhongguo stuffed a bun into his mouth and took a bite: "What? Why are you still my soldier?"
"Your son went to the army to recruit people. The theater commander and the political commissar recommended the two of us. We were asked to come here to form a security brigade. We were just planning to come and have a look, and we were thinking about it. But unexpectedly, it turned out to be the old squad leader. Son's company, why are you worried about us? Don't say the conditions are good, even if the conditions are difficult, as long as the old squad leader is here, what do we have to say? We will retire in summer and come over after completing the formalities." Yuan Qiang directly Said.
Wu Zhongguo frowned: "How old are you two, are you retiring now?"
Yuan Qiang smiled wryly: "Old squad leader, you still think we were fifteen or sixteen years old... I am 48, and the national is 49... The regimental level is almost the same age at this age. I can't do it any longer. "
Wu Zhongguo sighed: "You two are high school students, educated, what a pity."
"Old squad leader, don't talk about high school students. Now college students join the army, including doctors and masters. The two of us high school students have never been to a military academy in our lives. We should be content with this." He Guomin laughed.
Wu Zhongguo finished eating a bun, lit a cigarette, and took a puff: "That's true. Look at our company now. I don't understand many things at all, so I just do some hard work. I can't keep up soon." .Come on, both of you. Here comes a person with an annual salary of 100 million. This is the start. Dividends will be counted. If the little bastards have rules, I will make up for you in my dividends. "
Wu Xie just walked in, and suddenly his toothache was extremely painful, and his father...well, who made him a father.But if these two people get in, they will definitely work for the company wholeheartedly. With an annual salary of 100 million, it's really not expensive to have such two reliable people!Money can't buy reliability and trust.
"Little brat, go and give your two uncles the formalities, and the salary will start today. Everyone will be paid for half a year first. The soldiers don't have much money, let them get ready to settle down first." Wu Zhongguo continued. .
Wu Xie bared her teeth and scratched her head: "Okay! No problem."
Just as Yuan Qiang was about to speak, He Guomin pulled him: "Listen to the old squad leader. Why do you still want to resist?"
Yuan Qiang stopped talking for a moment...
……
After all, the two of them are still on active duty now, so they have to go back in the afternoon. Wu Zhongguo personally sent his own car to take them back. He stood at the entrance of the village and saw that the car was gone for a long time. Then he slowly turned his head and looked towards the village. .
Walking all the way, humming a ditty all the way, seems to be extremely happy.
"Dad, are these two people with you..." Wu Xie couldn't help asking.
Wu Zhongguo let out a sigh of relief: "These two boys were the youngest in the company back then. They just entered the second year of high school, and their brains are very good. The family is poor, so there is no way, so they falsely reported their age to join the army for a living. But they have just joined the army for less than three months. Just in time for us to join the war. One was only sixteen and the other was seventeen. They were the same age. Our company commander wanted to hide them and not let them go, but was discovered by the higher-ups and punished. Later, I had no choice but to go to the battlefield. The little monkey and the little box had good brains, and they survived in the end. The shot in my thigh was saved by the little monkey. Otherwise, the shot would have been directed to my belly. Then It's going to kill me."
(End of this chapter)
Drinking, singing military songs, slapping the table and cursing, crying, laughing...
It wasn't until it was almost dark that they were completely drunk. Wu Xie and Lu Xin hurriedly called for someone to carry them back to settle down together.
"I'll go. I've seen it. Drinking as a soldier is really terrible. Our so-called fun in the past is scum compared to others! That's wine, not cold water..." Lu Xin helped them settle down, but he still had lingering fears.
Wu Xie smiled bitterly and said, "Let's go, get some hangover soup with me."
……
Early the next morning, Wu Xie and Lu Xin fell asleep on the sofa in the living room, not daring to leave.I'm afraid that something will happen to the three people who are almost old.
When they woke up, the three of them were still snoring, and the snoring was earth-shattering...
Wu Xie took out the paper ball stuffed in his ear, heaved a sigh of relief, and moved his body.
Lu Xin next to him looked at Wu Xie in surprise, and then grabbed Wu Xie's neck: "Damn it, don't you know how to get me two paper balls to plug my ears? I didn't sleep all night... "
Wu Xie quickly got rid of him: "Stupid you, do you still want to sleep with such snoring without plugging your ears?"
The two of them fought and went to the yard to wash up. While they were washing up, Wu Zhongguo got up and moved lightly, as if he was afraid of disturbing someone.
"Dad, are you up?" Wu Xie said.
Wu Zhongguo stared quickly: "Keep down, your two uncles are still asleep."
Wu Xie was speechless: "Dad, were you ever so careful when I was young?"
"Go away, I'll go to the cafeteria and cook some millet porridge." Wu Zhongguo went directly to the restaurant without washing up.
Wu Xie shrugged: "This is really... My son has never enjoyed this kind of treatment. If I go out and get drunk, I will give you a fat beating when I come back on time, and I will cook millet porridge for you in the morning..."
Lu Xin couldn't help laughing, and the foam from brushing his teeth sprayed Wu Xie's face: "That's because you are not qualified. That's your old man."
The restaurant has millet porridge every day, and they are all ready-made. Wu Zhongguo went to bring a pot of millet porridge, as well as a few small pickles, eggs and so on. of.
After Wu Xie finished washing, he was about to grab fried dough sticks. Wu Zhongguo slapped his hand aside, and Wu Xie grinned in pain: "Dad, what's the matter? I can't eat?"
"I have no legs? Go to a restaurant to eat." Wu Zhongguo glared at him.
Wu Xie made a mournful face: "Dad, am I your own?"
"Hurry up and get out of here, be careful that I will deal with you." Wu Zhongguo completely ignored him.
Wu Xie turned around speechlessly, and walked to the restaurant with Lu Xin, Lu Xin couldn't help laughing.
"Smile, smile, laugh ass, you're not afraid of your teeth coming out." Wu Xie rolled his eyes and scolded.
"I'm very envious of you. My dad would never do this." Lu Xin laughed for a while before stopping.
Wu Xie bared her teeth: "If your dad does this every day, you'll want to die too."
Lu Xin laughed again: "That's true."
When they came back after eating, Wu Zhongguo and the others were eating, and Yuan Qiang and He Guomin had just washed their faces and sat down to eat.Wu Zhongguo had already peeled all the eggs for them, and even smashed garlic for them.
"Old squad leader, you are still like this. How old are we..." Yuan Qiang was a little embarrassed.
"Eat your meal!" Wu Zhongguo said in a rough voice. "Being the head of the regiment, how awesome? I can't control you anymore, can I?"
"Then how can I, I will be your soldier right away." Yuan Qiang said immediately.
Wu Zhongguo stuffed a bun into his mouth and took a bite: "What? Why are you still my soldier?"
"Your son went to the army to recruit people. The theater commander and the political commissar recommended the two of us. We were asked to come here to form a security brigade. We were just planning to come and have a look, and we were thinking about it. But unexpectedly, it turned out to be the old squad leader. Son's company, why are you worried about us? Don't say the conditions are good, even if the conditions are difficult, as long as the old squad leader is here, what do we have to say? We will retire in summer and come over after completing the formalities." Yuan Qiang directly Said.
Wu Zhongguo frowned: "How old are you two, are you retiring now?"
Yuan Qiang smiled wryly: "Old squad leader, you still think we were fifteen or sixteen years old... I am 48, and the national is 49... The regimental level is almost the same age at this age. I can't do it any longer. "
Wu Zhongguo sighed: "You two are high school students, educated, what a pity."
"Old squad leader, don't talk about high school students. Now college students join the army, including doctors and masters. The two of us high school students have never been to a military academy in our lives. We should be content with this." He Guomin laughed.
Wu Zhongguo finished eating a bun, lit a cigarette, and took a puff: "That's true. Look at our company now. I don't understand many things at all, so I just do some hard work. I can't keep up soon." .Come on, both of you. Here comes a person with an annual salary of 100 million. This is the start. Dividends will be counted. If the little bastards have rules, I will make up for you in my dividends. "
Wu Xie just walked in, and suddenly his toothache was extremely painful, and his father...well, who made him a father.But if these two people get in, they will definitely work for the company wholeheartedly. With an annual salary of 100 million, it's really not expensive to have such two reliable people!Money can't buy reliability and trust.
"Little brat, go and give your two uncles the formalities, and the salary will start today. Everyone will be paid for half a year first. The soldiers don't have much money, let them get ready to settle down first." Wu Zhongguo continued. .
Wu Xie bared her teeth and scratched her head: "Okay! No problem."
Just as Yuan Qiang was about to speak, He Guomin pulled him: "Listen to the old squad leader. Why do you still want to resist?"
Yuan Qiang stopped talking for a moment...
……
After all, the two of them are still on active duty now, so they have to go back in the afternoon. Wu Zhongguo personally sent his own car to take them back. He stood at the entrance of the village and saw that the car was gone for a long time. Then he slowly turned his head and looked towards the village. .
Walking all the way, humming a ditty all the way, seems to be extremely happy.
"Dad, are these two people with you..." Wu Xie couldn't help asking.
Wu Zhongguo let out a sigh of relief: "These two boys were the youngest in the company back then. They just entered the second year of high school, and their brains are very good. The family is poor, so there is no way, so they falsely reported their age to join the army for a living. But they have just joined the army for less than three months. Just in time for us to join the war. One was only sixteen and the other was seventeen. They were the same age. Our company commander wanted to hide them and not let them go, but was discovered by the higher-ups and punished. Later, I had no choice but to go to the battlefield. The little monkey and the little box had good brains, and they survived in the end. The shot in my thigh was saved by the little monkey. Otherwise, the shot would have been directed to my belly. Then It's going to kill me."
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Ultraman: Because I am Gatanothor
Chapter 1089 10 hours ago -
Sorry, you scumbag woman, you can do whatever you want.
Chapter 280 10 hours ago -
I picked up the scattered attributes
Chapter 1053 10 hours ago -
Pokémon: Ash the New Generation, Starting from Sinnoh
Chapter 176 10 hours ago -
Arknights? Yesterday's Arknights!!
Chapter 95 10 hours ago -
Urban Elf: A perfect start, cutting off Gyarados.
Chapter 395 10 hours ago -
After reaching the maximum level, my "soft rice system" finally arrived.
Chapter 215 10 hours ago -
Tokyoites don't have martial virtue
Chapter 122 10 hours ago -
Covering the Sky: Fishing for the Supreme Bone, making Ji Ziyue drool!
Chapter 245 10 hours ago -
Why can't humans do it too?
Chapter 241 10 hours ago