I'm not the villain's white moonlight stand-in
Chapter 342 Old Father's Daily Life of Eating Melons
Chapter 342 Old Father's Daily Life of Eating Melons
When Guo Yanqi saw Fu Jing, he immediately walked towards him and asked, "What have you been doing for the past five years? Why didn't you go back to the Imperial Capital to find Su Si?"
He was still wearing the Ultraman clothes and the Ultraman headgear, Fu Jing stretched out his hand and pulled the zipper on his back, exposing his head.
Fu Jing said to Nian Nian: "There is no Ultraman in this world."
Niannian said to Xiaojiu: "Look, that's your father pretending to be. There is no Ultraman in this world."
Xiao Jiu looked at his father, then at Nian Nian, the little girl Nian Nian hugged Fu Jing's long legs, and lifted her chin proudly at Xiao Jiu.
Xiao Jiu felt aggrieved immediately, and burst into tears.
"Hey, what's wrong with my son? Don't cry."
Guo Yanqi directly forgot what he asked Fu Jing, and quickly picked up his son.
"Woooo, you are not Ultraman, you put me down, woooo, I want Ultraman!"
Xiao Jiu struggled in Guo Yanqi's arms and wanted to get down, but Guo Yanqi took the headgear back, "Who says I am not, I am Ultraman."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Xiao Jiu burst into tears, and the sound of crying was heard upstairs. Song Chaoying came down with an impatient expression, "Why are you crying? You are already five years old, and you already know how to cry! Have you finished your homework? I told you, If you don't do your homework, you will go home alone, and we will stay here with my sister to play."
Xiao Jiu cried for a while, grabbed his collar, and looked at his father pitifully, helplessly.
Guo Yanqi pulled up the hood, pretending not to see his eyes calling for help.
Song Chaoying noticed Guo Yanqi's clothes, walked over, and pulled off his hood, "Guo Yanqi, what are you doing?"
Guo Yanqi said weakly, "This is a surprise I prepared for Niannian."
Niannianhehe, "There is only surprise, not joy."
Xuanxuan held the Barbie doll, and softly asked Guo Yanqi, "Dad, why didn't Princess Aisha come to play with me?"
Guo Yanqi put Xiao Jiu down, patted his head, "Good boy, go do your homework first, or your mother will go crazy." Then he went to play with his daughter with Barbie dolls.
Xiao Jiu felt abandoned, lying on the ground and rolling around.
"I don't want to do homework! I don't want to go to kindergarten! Why doesn't Nian Nian need to do homework, and he doesn't need to go to kindergarten! I don't write! I don't write!"
Guo Yanqi turned to look at him, shrunk his neck, pretended not to see, and continued to play with his daughter Barbie princess and help the princess choose small shoes.
Because he knew that his son must be finished.
Sure enough, Song Chaoying stepped forward and picked up the little bastard, "Tell me again, what don't you write?!"
"me."
Seeing Song Chaoying's raised hand, Xiao Jiu felt pain all over his body, because Song Chaoying beat his son relentlessly, and Xiao Jiu was beaten by her until he was five years old.
Xiao Jiu sniffed his nose, "I didn't say anything, I'm going to do my homework right away."
"Pfft hahahaha."
Niannian hugged her father's long legs and laughed happily.
Seeing Guo Yanqi's son change his face in seconds, Fu Jing couldn't help laughing.
But immediately, something went wrong.
He has never seen these people before, why does he feel familiar with them?
"Guo Yanqi."
Song Chaoying called out, and Guo Yanqi stood up quickly, "Honey, what are you doing?"
"Watch him doing his homework."
"Oh."
Seeing that Xiao Jiu took out her small schoolbag in aggrieved manner, then moved a small stool to sit next to the tea table, and took out her textbooks, Song Chaoying went back upstairs to continue chatting with Su Si.
Guo Yanqi winked at Fu Jing, "Teach my son, I will play with my daughter."
The thing Guo Yanqi hated most in his life was helping his son with his homework.
He himself is a scumbag. Although the kindergarten questions are not difficult, his son seems to have inherited his scumbag familiarity, and tutoring him with homework can make him mad.
"Why?"
Fu Jing lowered her head and asked her son, "Don't you need to do your homework?"
"I don't need to go to kindergarten." Niannian snorted, "What can I do with such mentally handicapped problems?"
"Bah." Xiao Jiu glared at him, "You are so good, give it a try, if you do something wrong, my mother will reward you with your favorite big ear scraper."
Niannian rolled her eyes, "Don't you just want me to help you with your homework? You are dreaming."
The purpose was seen through, so Xiao Jiu could only continue to do his homework with his little brow furrowed.
But he was distracted after writing a few words, because he saw the little white goose outside the yard.
Xuanxuan and his father got sleepy after playing with the Barbie doll for a while, Guo Yanqi carried his daughter upstairs to put her to sleep, and asked Fu Jing to take care of the two little boys downstairs.
Xiao Jiu and the little white goose played vigorously, sweating profusely, while Nian Nian walked to the door at every turn and stood there for a long time.
Around dusk, Ah Liang finally came.
She trotted over, out of breath.
"Miss my brother."
All the way, she was waving at Niannian.
Fu Jing saw that his sleepy son suddenly regained his spirits, ran back, took out a tissue and took it to wipe the little girl's sweat.
"."
He looked indifferently at the two little ones at the door, but his peach blossom eyes were full of old father's gossip.
Look at Guo Yanqi's son again.
Still digging mud to tease geese.
His son was already cheating on the little girl.
Fu Jing immediately sat up straight, and continued to watch the two little ones at the door.
"My mother is not free, so I can't see a doctor today."
"Then let her come back tomorrow."
Nian Nian brought A Liang in, and A Liang saw Xiao Jiu in the yard. She didn't know this little brother, so she was a little nervous and hid behind Nian Nian.
"He is my friend." Niannian said to her, "We can play with him."
Then the three of them teased the geese together.
There is a flower bed in the yard. It just rained a few days ago, and the soil inside is very wet. Xiao Jiu is digging the mud, and he wants to build a house for Da Bai.
Nian Nian sees him being dirty and disgusted.
But Ah Liang was very excited, "I will build a house for Dabai together with you!"
Only then did Nian Nian forcefully say, "Then I'll be with you too."
A crooked earthen house was piled up, and Xiao Jiu put his hips on his hips happily, "It's finished, let's play house, my sister brought a lot of cooking things."
He ran to the living room and brought all his sister's Barbie kitchen utensils.
"I'll be a father." He patted his small chest, then pointed at Ah Liang, "You will be a mother."
Then pointing to Nian Nian, "You are our son."
Niannian: "?"
Fu Jing who was watching: "?"
Then, Nian Nian beat Xiao Jiu up.
Xiao Jiu's loud cry came from downstairs, and Song Chaoying and Su Si from upstairs came down.
When Song Chaoying saw that Xiao Jiu was covered in mud and not doing his homework, his face turned dark immediately.
"Mom, mom, woo woo woo hit me!"
Xiao Jiu ran to his mother pitifully, and then his mother beat him up again until his ass burst into flowers.
o(TωT)o
(End of this chapter)
When Guo Yanqi saw Fu Jing, he immediately walked towards him and asked, "What have you been doing for the past five years? Why didn't you go back to the Imperial Capital to find Su Si?"
He was still wearing the Ultraman clothes and the Ultraman headgear, Fu Jing stretched out his hand and pulled the zipper on his back, exposing his head.
Fu Jing said to Nian Nian: "There is no Ultraman in this world."
Niannian said to Xiaojiu: "Look, that's your father pretending to be. There is no Ultraman in this world."
Xiao Jiu looked at his father, then at Nian Nian, the little girl Nian Nian hugged Fu Jing's long legs, and lifted her chin proudly at Xiao Jiu.
Xiao Jiu felt aggrieved immediately, and burst into tears.
"Hey, what's wrong with my son? Don't cry."
Guo Yanqi directly forgot what he asked Fu Jing, and quickly picked up his son.
"Woooo, you are not Ultraman, you put me down, woooo, I want Ultraman!"
Xiao Jiu struggled in Guo Yanqi's arms and wanted to get down, but Guo Yanqi took the headgear back, "Who says I am not, I am Ultraman."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Xiao Jiu burst into tears, and the sound of crying was heard upstairs. Song Chaoying came down with an impatient expression, "Why are you crying? You are already five years old, and you already know how to cry! Have you finished your homework? I told you, If you don't do your homework, you will go home alone, and we will stay here with my sister to play."
Xiao Jiu cried for a while, grabbed his collar, and looked at his father pitifully, helplessly.
Guo Yanqi pulled up the hood, pretending not to see his eyes calling for help.
Song Chaoying noticed Guo Yanqi's clothes, walked over, and pulled off his hood, "Guo Yanqi, what are you doing?"
Guo Yanqi said weakly, "This is a surprise I prepared for Niannian."
Niannianhehe, "There is only surprise, not joy."
Xuanxuan held the Barbie doll, and softly asked Guo Yanqi, "Dad, why didn't Princess Aisha come to play with me?"
Guo Yanqi put Xiao Jiu down, patted his head, "Good boy, go do your homework first, or your mother will go crazy." Then he went to play with his daughter with Barbie dolls.
Xiao Jiu felt abandoned, lying on the ground and rolling around.
"I don't want to do homework! I don't want to go to kindergarten! Why doesn't Nian Nian need to do homework, and he doesn't need to go to kindergarten! I don't write! I don't write!"
Guo Yanqi turned to look at him, shrunk his neck, pretended not to see, and continued to play with his daughter Barbie princess and help the princess choose small shoes.
Because he knew that his son must be finished.
Sure enough, Song Chaoying stepped forward and picked up the little bastard, "Tell me again, what don't you write?!"
"me."
Seeing Song Chaoying's raised hand, Xiao Jiu felt pain all over his body, because Song Chaoying beat his son relentlessly, and Xiao Jiu was beaten by her until he was five years old.
Xiao Jiu sniffed his nose, "I didn't say anything, I'm going to do my homework right away."
"Pfft hahahaha."
Niannian hugged her father's long legs and laughed happily.
Seeing Guo Yanqi's son change his face in seconds, Fu Jing couldn't help laughing.
But immediately, something went wrong.
He has never seen these people before, why does he feel familiar with them?
"Guo Yanqi."
Song Chaoying called out, and Guo Yanqi stood up quickly, "Honey, what are you doing?"
"Watch him doing his homework."
"Oh."
Seeing that Xiao Jiu took out her small schoolbag in aggrieved manner, then moved a small stool to sit next to the tea table, and took out her textbooks, Song Chaoying went back upstairs to continue chatting with Su Si.
Guo Yanqi winked at Fu Jing, "Teach my son, I will play with my daughter."
The thing Guo Yanqi hated most in his life was helping his son with his homework.
He himself is a scumbag. Although the kindergarten questions are not difficult, his son seems to have inherited his scumbag familiarity, and tutoring him with homework can make him mad.
"Why?"
Fu Jing lowered her head and asked her son, "Don't you need to do your homework?"
"I don't need to go to kindergarten." Niannian snorted, "What can I do with such mentally handicapped problems?"
"Bah." Xiao Jiu glared at him, "You are so good, give it a try, if you do something wrong, my mother will reward you with your favorite big ear scraper."
Niannian rolled her eyes, "Don't you just want me to help you with your homework? You are dreaming."
The purpose was seen through, so Xiao Jiu could only continue to do his homework with his little brow furrowed.
But he was distracted after writing a few words, because he saw the little white goose outside the yard.
Xuanxuan and his father got sleepy after playing with the Barbie doll for a while, Guo Yanqi carried his daughter upstairs to put her to sleep, and asked Fu Jing to take care of the two little boys downstairs.
Xiao Jiu and the little white goose played vigorously, sweating profusely, while Nian Nian walked to the door at every turn and stood there for a long time.
Around dusk, Ah Liang finally came.
She trotted over, out of breath.
"Miss my brother."
All the way, she was waving at Niannian.
Fu Jing saw that his sleepy son suddenly regained his spirits, ran back, took out a tissue and took it to wipe the little girl's sweat.
"."
He looked indifferently at the two little ones at the door, but his peach blossom eyes were full of old father's gossip.
Look at Guo Yanqi's son again.
Still digging mud to tease geese.
His son was already cheating on the little girl.
Fu Jing immediately sat up straight, and continued to watch the two little ones at the door.
"My mother is not free, so I can't see a doctor today."
"Then let her come back tomorrow."
Nian Nian brought A Liang in, and A Liang saw Xiao Jiu in the yard. She didn't know this little brother, so she was a little nervous and hid behind Nian Nian.
"He is my friend." Niannian said to her, "We can play with him."
Then the three of them teased the geese together.
There is a flower bed in the yard. It just rained a few days ago, and the soil inside is very wet. Xiao Jiu is digging the mud, and he wants to build a house for Da Bai.
Nian Nian sees him being dirty and disgusted.
But Ah Liang was very excited, "I will build a house for Dabai together with you!"
Only then did Nian Nian forcefully say, "Then I'll be with you too."
A crooked earthen house was piled up, and Xiao Jiu put his hips on his hips happily, "It's finished, let's play house, my sister brought a lot of cooking things."
He ran to the living room and brought all his sister's Barbie kitchen utensils.
"I'll be a father." He patted his small chest, then pointed at Ah Liang, "You will be a mother."
Then pointing to Nian Nian, "You are our son."
Niannian: "?"
Fu Jing who was watching: "?"
Then, Nian Nian beat Xiao Jiu up.
Xiao Jiu's loud cry came from downstairs, and Song Chaoying and Su Si from upstairs came down.
When Song Chaoying saw that Xiao Jiu was covered in mud and not doing his homework, his face turned dark immediately.
"Mom, mom, woo woo woo hit me!"
Xiao Jiu ran to his mother pitifully, and then his mother beat him up again until his ass burst into flowers.
o(TωT)o
(End of this chapter)
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