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Chapter 874 The cross talk actors are all terrified!
in the video.

"Have you heard his new work New Countryside?" Xu Duan asked.

"And this cross talk?" Lin Yinger looked suspicious.

"Ah, that's great, it's so sweet, it's so passionate that it makes people pee!"

"Piss?!"

"Do you know how many prostates were cured by that work?"

puff haha!
"Hahahaha, how many prostate glands have been cured, hahahaha, what kind of brain hole is this hahaha!"

"It makes people pee hahahaha!"

"My god, I'm almost laughing out of tears, hahaha!"

……

in the video.

"Then what is this work about?" Lin Yinger asked.

"I like this work very much. It is a new countryside, humorous, and a masterpiece of cross talk that has never been seen in 5000 years."

"Hey, how powerful is it?"

"I still remember the wonderful passages in it. To be honest, this work can be auctioned for hundreds of thousands!"

"Really? Then you introduce us."

"This is what he said, hello comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our new countryside, we must listen to the words of the township leaders, don't spit anywhere, go to bed early and get up early, and make our rural construction special Well, it’s really red every day in the spring breeze, ah, ah, that’s great!”

"This is the end?!" Lin Yinger said with a speechless look on her face, "What the hell is this!"

"Ouch, hahahaha, I can't even laugh!" Xu Duan said with a look of laughing so hard that he was about to cry.

"Why are you laughing? This? Is this called cross talk?"

Xu Duan stretched out his thumb and said with admiration: "A really good cross talk, ah, it's refreshing, you have to learn this."

"I learn this?"

"You have to correct your attitude, adjust your mentality, and don't be like some actors who don't love themselves. Some actors just... don't love themselves."

"Why don't you love yourself?"

"Oh, I don't love myself on and off the stage, and the end result is that I'm a fool and go to jail!"

"Hey, that's called going to jail!" Lin Yinger stopped Xu Duan and said.

"The actor's nickname is Diao'er."

"Wow, this actor's name is so vulgar!"

The audience heard the words: Puff haha.

"Oh, we have to admit that some people's consciousness and thinking are still very mentally retarded. I don't think they should do this."

"What's the matter?" Lin Yinger asked.

"Sometimes when I walk on the street, I think how can people behave like this? I hope people can turn against the three customs!"

"You can go against the three vulgarities and you won't be like this. What's wrong with you?"

"It's so vulgar, walking on the street, the old lady fell across the road, and he went to help her up, what a vulgar behavior!" Xu Duan said with a look of disdain.

"It's not that you know, anyway, don't you know?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, it's a good thing for an old lady to help someone fall down!" Lin Yinger said angrily.

Seeing that Xu Juan heard the words, he immediately said disdainfully: "He must have been pushed down! Why did he help him for no reason? Why didn't I go to help him?"

The audience burst into laughter when they heard the words, because although the history of the world has changed, the social atmosphere is still the same. Xu Duan was talking about some abnormal phenomena in society.

Lin Yinger was speechless when she heard the words, and she didn't want to talk to Xu Duan.

"Hey, stop asking!" Seeing that Lin Yinger was silent, Xu Duan pointed at Lin Yinger with an excited expression.

"Hey, what's the use of asking me? Isn't this dirty?"

"We anti-three vulgar people think so!"

"That's all you think?"

"Hey!" Xu Duan nodded, and said with his finger pointing not far away as if pointing at something: "If you beat this child into the river, someone will come and rescue him."

"what."

"why?"

"Have the courage to do good deeds!" Lin Yinger said.

"He must have pushed it down!"

"This is the murderer?"

"Otherwise, why don't I go and save them?"

"Yes, how wicked you are."

The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.

"You, according to your thinking, other people's world will never be better!" Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

"We anti-three vulgar people are like this!" Xu Duan said with a proud face.

"That's not surprising." Lin Yinger said.

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting." Lin Yinger waved her hand as if everyone knew it.

"You're very vulgar." Xu Duan looked Lin Yinger up and down and said, "Oh, let me tell you, I can't even keep my eyes open when I'm walking on the street."

"Why?"

"A lot of lesbians wear very simple clothes."

"Then what?"

"I'm an elegant person, I can't see this, you know?"

"What did you see, are you like this?"

"You said how to make those clothes, okay, you go to the swimming pool and have a look, and they are all wearing swimsuits, what are you doing?"

"Nonsense, who wears cotton pants when swimming! Don't they all wear swimsuits?"

The audience looked happy and silly watching the video.

"No, the current swimsuits are not well made."

"what happened?"

"It's great that the swimsuit in the past was dignified and generous. In the swimsuit in the past, you can only see the buttocks when you take off the swimsuit."

"what."

"Now, the swimsuit can only be seen when the buttocks are parted!"

Pfft ha ha ha ha!
"Oh my god, I really want to kneel down to Xu Duan's grandson, what do you think hahaha!"

"Pull the buttocks to see the swimsuit, what a fool, hahaha!"

"Tanima God has a brain hole hahaha!"

……

"When you go to the swimming pool together, you hold back and watch people's butts?"

"I'm a noble person!" Xu Juan said dissatisfied immediately upon hearing this.

"Then look at something else!"

"What else is there to see?" Xu Duan asked dissatisfied again.

"You just ran to see people's butts!" Lin Yinger said angrily.

Audience: Hahaha.

"Who said, I usually go to the swimming pool for no more than twelve hours!" Xu Duan said.

"Why didn't you die inside?"

"I am a noble person, I want to fight against the three customs!"

"You still call it anti-three customs?"

"What do you mean they wear so little? Doesn't this induce us to commit crimes?"

"Who induced you?"

"Just say again that you are not those unclothed videotape actors from island countries, you are not a **** and you are not Sato Maria, are you?" Xu Duan said that these are some island countries in the world today A well-known actor in action romance movies.

"I don't know if you are anti-three vulgar or not. You have watched this movie a lot, and you are an actor who knows his name by heart!"

The audience laughed again when they heard the words.

"I look at it critically!" Xu Duan said.

"How can this be critical?"

"Hey!" Xu Duan nodded with deep approval and said, "You guys think it's a crime, but I think I'm looking at it critically! We usually have nothing to do with a few experts and we just study together..." Xu Duan said for a while His hands are gesticulating with excitement.

"Hey, wait a minute, why don't you study this with experts?" Lin Yinger stopped Xu Duan with a look of surprise.

"That's right, experts and scholars, we are all together, cultural critics, cultural critics, we are all together."

The audience almost died laughing when they saw this, because many so-called critics and critics criticized Xu Duan after this incident, but in the end, that guy got such a wretched image in the work and gave the audience I was almost laughing silly, as expected, it would be no good to mess with that guy.

The audience laughed stupidly, those critics and critics are almost gritting their teeth watching the video now, because this shit is too sloppy, just study all the shit together, I've never heard of any f*cking island country action romance movies. Just thinking about that scene, I feel that the image is so f*ckingly wretched!How the hell is this wicked?

But hate turns hate, this scene also scares Liang Kun and those cross talk actors, because this thing is so frighteningly scary, yesterday they fought with Xu Duan on both sides, today at noon those critics and critics made a move, and the result is here In the evening, the guy created such a work based on what happened to respond to them, and put all of them into the work to cause harm. I have never seen this thing before, the grandson in such a short time Not only has such a super-highly mature work been created, but it has also been fucking recorded. This is too fucking scary, isn't it?
For a moment, Liang Kun and the others looked terrified.

in the video.

"Cultural critics, everyone!" Xu Duan stretched out his thumb and said.

"Oh."

"What...what are they called... they all have pseudonyms, not real names." Xu Duan said.

"Why don't you use your real name?" Lin Yinger asked.

"Afraid of being beaten."

"Oh, you chose your pen name because you were afraid of being beaten?"

The audience laughed again when they heard the words.

"Who do cultural critics call the second best!" Xu Duan said while looking at Lin Yinger with his fingers.

"Yeah, this is really polite." Lin Yinger said.

"This is a cultural critic, and there is a cultural critic who calls me the second!"

"Drink, this one is more polite!"

"These two are the same!" Xu Duan said.

At this moment, the audience had to laugh almost every sentence, and they were almost out of breath in front of the screen.

"Oh my god, this cross talk really made me laugh so hard!"

"Who isn't? Haha, I'm almost exhausted from laughing!"

"Oh, I'll go. It's the first time I found out that watching cross talk is so tiring. I couldn't straighten up from laughing haha!"

"Oh, this is too funny haha!"

……

"There is also that folk art expert." Xu Duan continued to snap his fingers and said.

"he is?"

"His name is Ma Juhu."

"Foreigners?"

"No no Chinese!"

"Why did the Chinese come up with such a name?"

"Ethnic minorities, double surname blinds you!"

"Blind you."

The audience heard the words: Puff haha!

"Only the few of us, whoever is the second, I am the second, blind you, study with that every day." Xu Duan said.

"Why are you still studying this? Talking about people behind the scenes?"

"We also study, and study!"

"Research too?! Co-authoring, you guys are talking bad things about others behind their backs?"

"Don't tell the truth, we are under the banner of research."

"It's still a banner." Lin Yinger looked speechless.

"The key is that we can't do anything else."

"Can only study this?"

(End of this chapter)