Tyrant he always wants to hit me
Chapter 485 It's been a long time, Your Majesty
Chapter 485 It's been a long time, Your Majesty
"It's not good! It's not good, Your Majesty!" A soldier stumbled and ran to Zhaojun to report, "There's another batch of fine works from the state of Wei, this time the number is more than twice that of last time, and they have already entered the mountains. Already!"
"What?" Zhaojun's face changed, "Last time I heard that those people were scared to death, how could anyone dare to come here?"
The soldier said: "This subordinate will order people to pretend to be bandits and intercept them!"
"Slow!" Zhaojun raised his hand, "Since we used this method last time, we must change it this time."
Zhaojun thought about it, and said: "Order people to put on bear skins, pretend to be black bears, and rush to the middle of the road. If you see anyone, chase them until you drive them away."
"Yes."
The soldiers immediately did so, and when the secret workers saw the two-person black bears that were still bleeding, their faces turned pale with fright, and they immediately fled in all directions.
"Your Majesty, your idea is really effective! Those secret workers have been driven away." An hour later, the soldier grinned and reported.
"They will definitely come again." Murong Yun beside him sighed leisurely.
"Oh? Then what's your opinion?" Zhaojun curled his lips.
"Wei people are very strange. The whole country, just like Wei Rong's personality, is extremely curious. The last time I pretended to be a heroine and a headless man in the forest, this time more people came. This is a living example. Even, some common people from the Wei Kingdom all agreed to come to the forest for adventure. The common people are more terrifying than those small works. They spread the word to ten, ten to hundreds in the royal city, and soon, the situation here will reach Wei Rong's ears. ..." Murong Yun said leisurely: "What we are doing now will only make the people of Wei more and more curious about us, so the way to prevent all this is to make them lose interest."
Zhaojun smiled and said, "How can I make them lose interest?"
"It's very simple." Murong Yun said, "If they really only saw a mine and a bunch of disgraced mining laborers when they came in, would Wei Rong send people over again and again? The more we It's a cover-up, the more difficult it is for them to see the mountain, the more they want to see the whole picture?"
"You're right. This king didn't think about it before." Zhaojun said, "You need to see their detailed work, so let's take a look, anyway. This was originally a mine. It's not particularly complicated for them to pretend to be miners." matter."
The mountain was damp and cold, and after staying for more than a month, Zhaojun contracted dampness, and his waist and legs were sore and swollen. The imperial doctor advised him to go out for a walk.On a sunny afternoon, Zhaojun came out of the mountain in a carriage and went to a nearby town. The winding mountain road only allowed a carriage to pass.In order to prevent Xi Zuo from entering the mountain easily, he dug a few dead ends as a confuse, and it is easy to go wrong if he is not careful.
There are many bamboos in the mountains of Shu Kingdom, so many markets are built of bamboo and wood. Bamboo buildings are everywhere in the streets and alleys. You can smell the fragrance of bamboo when you step in. Most of the women in Shu Kingdom are beautiful, fair and well-proportioned. A large group of people surrounded the shop, applauding from time to time. When he got closer, Zhaojun saw that there were a few girls dancing the fan dance.
Fan dance is also a major feature of the Shu Kingdom. The Shu Kingdom is open and open, and most of the men and women are good at singing and dancing. In early spring, when it was warm and cold, those women covered their faces with light gauze and only wore a layer of peach pink Through the tulle, the exquisite figure is fully displayed in the graceful dance steps.The fair skin was looming, and all the men present were stunned.
Zhaojun felt that it was too gaudy, so he shook his head and was about to leave, but the dancing girl stopped suddenly and called out to him: "Hello!" Zhaojun didn't think the girl was calling him, so he walked away more quickly The woman made her way through the crowd and grabbed him.
Everyone looked at them, and the woman said: "Is it because I can't dance well? Why did you leave as soon as you saw me?"
"I'm sorry, no offense intended, I'm just in a hurry." Zhaojun said lightly, brushed the woman's hand away, and was about to move on, but the woman refused to let her go.
"You are the first man to see me dancing and running away. Except for you, all men can't take their eyes off me. Can you tell me why?"
"I've just told you the reason." Zhaojun was a little speechless, and took out a piece of silver from his sleeve and gave it to him, "The girl's dancing posture is unparalleled in the world, but I really have no luck to appreciate it. If there is any offense, I will give this piece of silver to the girl." apologize."
Unexpectedly, when she saw the silver, the girl completely exploded, "What? You insulted me with the silver?"
The audience around were also whispering, Zhaojun was speechless for a moment, and he didn't know what happened to him today, "What exactly does the girl want?"
"I...I" the girl smiled slyly, pulled him up, and ran into the shop.
Zhaojun was shocked: "Girl! Girl!"
I never thought that this store is actually a bathhouse, the store is filled with steam, and there are men and women wrapped in bathrobes shuttling in the hall from time to time.
"Girl, you are a girl, it's not appropriate for you to do this."
Zhaojun just wanted to get angry, but the woman bowed to him respectfully: "I have seen the king, my master is here to invite you."
Zhaojun was confused, but the fire was suppressed, "Who is your master?"
"Please come with me."
After going through the winding corridors, Zhaojun found that there is a lot of space in this bathhouse. Like an inn, it is divided into small rooms. Each room has a bathtub. All the rooms are made of wood and smell of camphor wood. A faint fragrance.
The woman led him around and opened the door into a room. In addition to a large square bath, there were many lotus flowers in the room. There are three months before the flowering period of the lotus, but the lotus here is competing. Blooming, really amazing.
Beside the bath, sat a female foot in Tsing Yi, her white jade-like ankles were soaked in hot water, the water surface was filled with steam, and the room was surrounded by clouds and mist.
Zhaojun saw the woman sitting by the pool, and from his sight, a huge lotus just blocked her face, but felt that the woman was very familiar, so he walked towards her step by step, approached, the woman Slowly raising his head, Zhaojun was stunned.
"It's you?"
The woman smiled sweetly, revealing her teeth as white as gourd rhinoceros, "It's been a long time, Your Majesty."
"Let go, let me down." Wei Ying scolded in a low voice, in the setting sun, that kind of feeling is not very good.
But he didn't listen to her, hugged her sideways, and walked slowly through the long corridor, the shadows of the two fell on the yellow wall.
Looking at his side face, she had the illusion for a moment that he was her old man, but seeing his smooth and fair neck cut off all her fantasies.
Wouldn't it be nice if you kept him and deceived yourself?A thought suddenly popped up in my heart, but it was quickly suppressed by another thought.
absurd.
Heh, Wei Ying's lips curled into a sneer, laughing at herself.When has it reached this stage?
(End of this chapter)
"It's not good! It's not good, Your Majesty!" A soldier stumbled and ran to Zhaojun to report, "There's another batch of fine works from the state of Wei, this time the number is more than twice that of last time, and they have already entered the mountains. Already!"
"What?" Zhaojun's face changed, "Last time I heard that those people were scared to death, how could anyone dare to come here?"
The soldier said: "This subordinate will order people to pretend to be bandits and intercept them!"
"Slow!" Zhaojun raised his hand, "Since we used this method last time, we must change it this time."
Zhaojun thought about it, and said: "Order people to put on bear skins, pretend to be black bears, and rush to the middle of the road. If you see anyone, chase them until you drive them away."
"Yes."
The soldiers immediately did so, and when the secret workers saw the two-person black bears that were still bleeding, their faces turned pale with fright, and they immediately fled in all directions.
"Your Majesty, your idea is really effective! Those secret workers have been driven away." An hour later, the soldier grinned and reported.
"They will definitely come again." Murong Yun beside him sighed leisurely.
"Oh? Then what's your opinion?" Zhaojun curled his lips.
"Wei people are very strange. The whole country, just like Wei Rong's personality, is extremely curious. The last time I pretended to be a heroine and a headless man in the forest, this time more people came. This is a living example. Even, some common people from the Wei Kingdom all agreed to come to the forest for adventure. The common people are more terrifying than those small works. They spread the word to ten, ten to hundreds in the royal city, and soon, the situation here will reach Wei Rong's ears. ..." Murong Yun said leisurely: "What we are doing now will only make the people of Wei more and more curious about us, so the way to prevent all this is to make them lose interest."
Zhaojun smiled and said, "How can I make them lose interest?"
"It's very simple." Murong Yun said, "If they really only saw a mine and a bunch of disgraced mining laborers when they came in, would Wei Rong send people over again and again? The more we It's a cover-up, the more difficult it is for them to see the mountain, the more they want to see the whole picture?"
"You're right. This king didn't think about it before." Zhaojun said, "You need to see their detailed work, so let's take a look, anyway. This was originally a mine. It's not particularly complicated for them to pretend to be miners." matter."
The mountain was damp and cold, and after staying for more than a month, Zhaojun contracted dampness, and his waist and legs were sore and swollen. The imperial doctor advised him to go out for a walk.On a sunny afternoon, Zhaojun came out of the mountain in a carriage and went to a nearby town. The winding mountain road only allowed a carriage to pass.In order to prevent Xi Zuo from entering the mountain easily, he dug a few dead ends as a confuse, and it is easy to go wrong if he is not careful.
There are many bamboos in the mountains of Shu Kingdom, so many markets are built of bamboo and wood. Bamboo buildings are everywhere in the streets and alleys. You can smell the fragrance of bamboo when you step in. Most of the women in Shu Kingdom are beautiful, fair and well-proportioned. A large group of people surrounded the shop, applauding from time to time. When he got closer, Zhaojun saw that there were a few girls dancing the fan dance.
Fan dance is also a major feature of the Shu Kingdom. The Shu Kingdom is open and open, and most of the men and women are good at singing and dancing. In early spring, when it was warm and cold, those women covered their faces with light gauze and only wore a layer of peach pink Through the tulle, the exquisite figure is fully displayed in the graceful dance steps.The fair skin was looming, and all the men present were stunned.
Zhaojun felt that it was too gaudy, so he shook his head and was about to leave, but the dancing girl stopped suddenly and called out to him: "Hello!" Zhaojun didn't think the girl was calling him, so he walked away more quickly The woman made her way through the crowd and grabbed him.
Everyone looked at them, and the woman said: "Is it because I can't dance well? Why did you leave as soon as you saw me?"
"I'm sorry, no offense intended, I'm just in a hurry." Zhaojun said lightly, brushed the woman's hand away, and was about to move on, but the woman refused to let her go.
"You are the first man to see me dancing and running away. Except for you, all men can't take their eyes off me. Can you tell me why?"
"I've just told you the reason." Zhaojun was a little speechless, and took out a piece of silver from his sleeve and gave it to him, "The girl's dancing posture is unparalleled in the world, but I really have no luck to appreciate it. If there is any offense, I will give this piece of silver to the girl." apologize."
Unexpectedly, when she saw the silver, the girl completely exploded, "What? You insulted me with the silver?"
The audience around were also whispering, Zhaojun was speechless for a moment, and he didn't know what happened to him today, "What exactly does the girl want?"
"I...I" the girl smiled slyly, pulled him up, and ran into the shop.
Zhaojun was shocked: "Girl! Girl!"
I never thought that this store is actually a bathhouse, the store is filled with steam, and there are men and women wrapped in bathrobes shuttling in the hall from time to time.
"Girl, you are a girl, it's not appropriate for you to do this."
Zhaojun just wanted to get angry, but the woman bowed to him respectfully: "I have seen the king, my master is here to invite you."
Zhaojun was confused, but the fire was suppressed, "Who is your master?"
"Please come with me."
After going through the winding corridors, Zhaojun found that there is a lot of space in this bathhouse. Like an inn, it is divided into small rooms. Each room has a bathtub. All the rooms are made of wood and smell of camphor wood. A faint fragrance.
The woman led him around and opened the door into a room. In addition to a large square bath, there were many lotus flowers in the room. There are three months before the flowering period of the lotus, but the lotus here is competing. Blooming, really amazing.
Beside the bath, sat a female foot in Tsing Yi, her white jade-like ankles were soaked in hot water, the water surface was filled with steam, and the room was surrounded by clouds and mist.
Zhaojun saw the woman sitting by the pool, and from his sight, a huge lotus just blocked her face, but felt that the woman was very familiar, so he walked towards her step by step, approached, the woman Slowly raising his head, Zhaojun was stunned.
"It's you?"
The woman smiled sweetly, revealing her teeth as white as gourd rhinoceros, "It's been a long time, Your Majesty."
"Let go, let me down." Wei Ying scolded in a low voice, in the setting sun, that kind of feeling is not very good.
But he didn't listen to her, hugged her sideways, and walked slowly through the long corridor, the shadows of the two fell on the yellow wall.
Looking at his side face, she had the illusion for a moment that he was her old man, but seeing his smooth and fair neck cut off all her fantasies.
Wouldn't it be nice if you kept him and deceived yourself?A thought suddenly popped up in my heart, but it was quickly suppressed by another thought.
absurd.
Heh, Wei Ying's lips curled into a sneer, laughing at herself.When has it reached this stage?
(End of this chapter)
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