Emperor Qiangu is in Huadu
Chapter 139 The Most Hateful Liar [Chapter 4, please recommend! 】
Chapter 139 The most hateful liar [Fourth update, please recommend! 】
Yin Zheng just glanced at it, and knew that there was nothing wrong with the old man's legs and feet at all, it was just that his bones were weak due to old age.
As for rheumatism in [-]?
It's just nonsense!
It is estimated that he can still run two steps if he is fine. The reason for this can be understood after thinking about it carefully.
In today's words, this old man is a real supporter, the navy!
Moreover, if you look carefully, you can notice the eye contact between the middle-aged man and the old man.
It's just that these onlookers don't have such good eyesight.
All of them pulled their necks one by one, stared wide-eyed, and watched the middle-aged man's movements.
In fact, this is just a round at all.
It's just a scam from start to finish.
The reason is to make a fortune and run away. Who can do it?
The man's name is Cheng Qi, and he is indeed from Miaojiang, but there is no secret method passed down from Miaojiang's ancestors, everything is just his nonsense.
As for the magic snake skin used for this, it is just non-existent, and it is actually pig skin.
After being processed by special means, the smell is gone, and it can't be burned.
It may be possible to lie to others, but Yin Zheng, as an emperor through the ages, can easily see through such despicable and stupid methods.
Cheng Qisha picked up the plaster seriously and rubbed it on the old man's legs.
"Old man, are you 67 this year?"
"Yes, yes, how do you know?"
"Hey, we in Miaojiang have a technique called fortune-telling by touching bones. Although I'm not good at it, I can calculate the approximate age."
Suddenly, many people in the crowd exclaimed, "Hey, did you really meet a living god?"
"Isn't it? I heard from the Seventh Aunt next door that this person is really powerful. His magic snake ointment is sold like crazy in several cities in the south!"
"is it?"
"Can I lie to you? And this living god is really here for promotion. I heard that one person can only buy ten pairs at most. No way, it's too popular, so they come out to make a name for themselves, not for the sake of make money."
Glancing at the woman, Yin Zheng guessed that most likely she was also with this middle-aged man.
Cheng Qi's movements were not slow, and with his right hand beckoning, he stuck the snake plaster on his knee.
"hiss!"
The old man gasped, the veins on his legs were bulging, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Cheng Qisha continued to massage, "My magic snake plaster will take effect in one minute at the fastest, and the effect will be felt in an hour at the slowest."
"Where it hurts, stick it there. Ten pairs of plasters will ensure that the medicine will cure the disease!"
"I brought a total of [-] copies when I came out this time. For those who come today, if they want to buy, each person can buy at most ten copies, and the ones that are more will not be sold."
Hehe, this method of indulgence is not bad.
Yin Zheng smiled disdainfully. As the saying goes, scarcity is the most precious thing. Under such temptations, some people naturally couldn't bear to pay for it.
Moreover, these ten plasters are actually not expensive, 200 yuan.
Especially for many elderly people, their children are more filial, and they are frugal, so they can save a lot of money.
"Okay, old man, get up and walk around."
The old man pretended to hesitate, then stood up unsteadily, took two steps, and then showed an expression of ecstasy.
"Oh my god, my legs really don't hurt anymore?"
"A miracle doctor, this is really a miracle doctor!"
I only saw the old man throwing out 2000 yuan directly, "Give me a hundred plasters, I will take them back, and give them to some of my old friends."
Cheng Qi pushed it away resolutely, and said in an unusually serious manner, "Old man, please keep the money."
"My magic snake ointment is originally for fame, so the price is so low. As I said today, there are only a thousand pieces in total, and there are more than ten pieces for one person."
"I, give me ten first!"
"And me, and me!"
"..."
At this moment, the scene suddenly became extremely lively.
Many people are also ready to spend 200 yuan under the instigation.
Nonsense, the old man couldn't stand up straight just now, so he put on a pair of plasters, and he was able to walk without crutches.
What is 200 yuan?
"Wow, that's amazing. Grandpa is not feeling well right now, so I'll buy ten too."
Lin Yiyi widened her beautiful eyes, took out 200 yuan from her wallet, and was about to buy it first.
Seeing her anxious appearance, it was obvious that she was worried about being caught first.
Just when she was about to rush into the crowd, Yin Zheng shook his head and said calmly, "They are liars, don't be fooled."
His voice was not loud, and Lin Yiyi looked puzzled, "Didn't you see it just now? They are real, this magic snake plaster is amazing."
Seeing that she was almost brainwashed, Yin Zheng held her back and could only ask, "God?"
"Ah……"
Yin Zheng just smiled coldly, "Do you also believe his tricks?"
"The old man was on crutches just now, and he had rheumatism for seven or eight years, and it took only a few minutes for a pair of ointment to heal. Didn't you see that?"
"Then if I say that I have a heart attack, would you believe it?"
Lin Yiyi was dumbfounded immediately, and quickly said: "Ah, what should I do, have you gone to see a doctor?"
"..."
She is really... silly and cute!
Yin Zheng is angry and funny now, so he can only say clearly: "What I mean is that the old man said that he has rheumatism, but he is actually very good. This is just a trap for them!"
"what?"
Lin Yiyi still looked puzzled, but the people who heard it were dumbfounded.
"Young man, are you telling the truth?"
"of course."
Yin Zheng didn't want to take care of this kind of thing at first, but when he saw that Lin Yiyi was going to jump into the fire pit, he had to help him.
All the old ladies were full of hesitation, "You are talking empty words, what evidence do you have?"
"evidence?"
Yin Zheng smiled coldly, "The bottom of this old man's crutch is almost new, so it can be seen that it is definitely just bought and hasn't been used for long."
"Also, do you think that you have had rheumatism for several years, and a pair of plasters cured it in such a short period of time, so it won't be on the news?"
Hearing this, these old ladies suddenly realized!
"After a long time, it turned out to be this way?"
Liars are hateful and shameful, but if we say the most heinous liar, it is undoubtedly this kind of quack!
They are full of benevolence and morality, and they talk about their worthless things, giving hope to many patients.
However, after these patients bought it back and tried it, they found that it was useless!
This kind of deep despair can only be understood by those who have experienced it personally.
"It turned out to be a liar!"
"Don't buy it, guys, this group of people are liars!"
These old ladies were obviously more kind-hearted, and they shouted one after another, and many old ladies who were dazzled also stopped.
Cheng Qi was thinking about how to spend so much money, when he heard the voice, he immediately looked over with murderous eyes.
This chapter is because this week's recommendation votes reached a thousand, adding more.
I am very grateful to all the readers for the recommendation tickets one by one. This is the recognition of Little Watermelon, thank you everyone.
A new week is about to begin, and Xiao Shuigua is asking for recommendation tickets again.
Just because Little Watermelon is still coding at such a late hour, give the recommendation ticket in your hand to Little Watermelon~~~
(End of this chapter)
Yin Zheng just glanced at it, and knew that there was nothing wrong with the old man's legs and feet at all, it was just that his bones were weak due to old age.
As for rheumatism in [-]?
It's just nonsense!
It is estimated that he can still run two steps if he is fine. The reason for this can be understood after thinking about it carefully.
In today's words, this old man is a real supporter, the navy!
Moreover, if you look carefully, you can notice the eye contact between the middle-aged man and the old man.
It's just that these onlookers don't have such good eyesight.
All of them pulled their necks one by one, stared wide-eyed, and watched the middle-aged man's movements.
In fact, this is just a round at all.
It's just a scam from start to finish.
The reason is to make a fortune and run away. Who can do it?
The man's name is Cheng Qi, and he is indeed from Miaojiang, but there is no secret method passed down from Miaojiang's ancestors, everything is just his nonsense.
As for the magic snake skin used for this, it is just non-existent, and it is actually pig skin.
After being processed by special means, the smell is gone, and it can't be burned.
It may be possible to lie to others, but Yin Zheng, as an emperor through the ages, can easily see through such despicable and stupid methods.
Cheng Qisha picked up the plaster seriously and rubbed it on the old man's legs.
"Old man, are you 67 this year?"
"Yes, yes, how do you know?"
"Hey, we in Miaojiang have a technique called fortune-telling by touching bones. Although I'm not good at it, I can calculate the approximate age."
Suddenly, many people in the crowd exclaimed, "Hey, did you really meet a living god?"
"Isn't it? I heard from the Seventh Aunt next door that this person is really powerful. His magic snake ointment is sold like crazy in several cities in the south!"
"is it?"
"Can I lie to you? And this living god is really here for promotion. I heard that one person can only buy ten pairs at most. No way, it's too popular, so they come out to make a name for themselves, not for the sake of make money."
Glancing at the woman, Yin Zheng guessed that most likely she was also with this middle-aged man.
Cheng Qi's movements were not slow, and with his right hand beckoning, he stuck the snake plaster on his knee.
"hiss!"
The old man gasped, the veins on his legs were bulging, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Cheng Qisha continued to massage, "My magic snake plaster will take effect in one minute at the fastest, and the effect will be felt in an hour at the slowest."
"Where it hurts, stick it there. Ten pairs of plasters will ensure that the medicine will cure the disease!"
"I brought a total of [-] copies when I came out this time. For those who come today, if they want to buy, each person can buy at most ten copies, and the ones that are more will not be sold."
Hehe, this method of indulgence is not bad.
Yin Zheng smiled disdainfully. As the saying goes, scarcity is the most precious thing. Under such temptations, some people naturally couldn't bear to pay for it.
Moreover, these ten plasters are actually not expensive, 200 yuan.
Especially for many elderly people, their children are more filial, and they are frugal, so they can save a lot of money.
"Okay, old man, get up and walk around."
The old man pretended to hesitate, then stood up unsteadily, took two steps, and then showed an expression of ecstasy.
"Oh my god, my legs really don't hurt anymore?"
"A miracle doctor, this is really a miracle doctor!"
I only saw the old man throwing out 2000 yuan directly, "Give me a hundred plasters, I will take them back, and give them to some of my old friends."
Cheng Qi pushed it away resolutely, and said in an unusually serious manner, "Old man, please keep the money."
"My magic snake ointment is originally for fame, so the price is so low. As I said today, there are only a thousand pieces in total, and there are more than ten pieces for one person."
"I, give me ten first!"
"And me, and me!"
"..."
At this moment, the scene suddenly became extremely lively.
Many people are also ready to spend 200 yuan under the instigation.
Nonsense, the old man couldn't stand up straight just now, so he put on a pair of plasters, and he was able to walk without crutches.
What is 200 yuan?
"Wow, that's amazing. Grandpa is not feeling well right now, so I'll buy ten too."
Lin Yiyi widened her beautiful eyes, took out 200 yuan from her wallet, and was about to buy it first.
Seeing her anxious appearance, it was obvious that she was worried about being caught first.
Just when she was about to rush into the crowd, Yin Zheng shook his head and said calmly, "They are liars, don't be fooled."
His voice was not loud, and Lin Yiyi looked puzzled, "Didn't you see it just now? They are real, this magic snake plaster is amazing."
Seeing that she was almost brainwashed, Yin Zheng held her back and could only ask, "God?"
"Ah……"
Yin Zheng just smiled coldly, "Do you also believe his tricks?"
"The old man was on crutches just now, and he had rheumatism for seven or eight years, and it took only a few minutes for a pair of ointment to heal. Didn't you see that?"
"Then if I say that I have a heart attack, would you believe it?"
Lin Yiyi was dumbfounded immediately, and quickly said: "Ah, what should I do, have you gone to see a doctor?"
"..."
She is really... silly and cute!
Yin Zheng is angry and funny now, so he can only say clearly: "What I mean is that the old man said that he has rheumatism, but he is actually very good. This is just a trap for them!"
"what?"
Lin Yiyi still looked puzzled, but the people who heard it were dumbfounded.
"Young man, are you telling the truth?"
"of course."
Yin Zheng didn't want to take care of this kind of thing at first, but when he saw that Lin Yiyi was going to jump into the fire pit, he had to help him.
All the old ladies were full of hesitation, "You are talking empty words, what evidence do you have?"
"evidence?"
Yin Zheng smiled coldly, "The bottom of this old man's crutch is almost new, so it can be seen that it is definitely just bought and hasn't been used for long."
"Also, do you think that you have had rheumatism for several years, and a pair of plasters cured it in such a short period of time, so it won't be on the news?"
Hearing this, these old ladies suddenly realized!
"After a long time, it turned out to be this way?"
Liars are hateful and shameful, but if we say the most heinous liar, it is undoubtedly this kind of quack!
They are full of benevolence and morality, and they talk about their worthless things, giving hope to many patients.
However, after these patients bought it back and tried it, they found that it was useless!
This kind of deep despair can only be understood by those who have experienced it personally.
"It turned out to be a liar!"
"Don't buy it, guys, this group of people are liars!"
These old ladies were obviously more kind-hearted, and they shouted one after another, and many old ladies who were dazzled also stopped.
Cheng Qi was thinking about how to spend so much money, when he heard the voice, he immediately looked over with murderous eyes.
This chapter is because this week's recommendation votes reached a thousand, adding more.
I am very grateful to all the readers for the recommendation tickets one by one. This is the recognition of Little Watermelon, thank you everyone.
A new week is about to begin, and Xiao Shuigua is asking for recommendation tickets again.
Just because Little Watermelon is still coding at such a late hour, give the recommendation ticket in your hand to Little Watermelon~~~
(End of this chapter)
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