The strongest teacher
Chapter 1131 You Lie
Chapter 1131 You Lie
Fang Qin didn't go anywhere, but went to a nearby supermarket to buy by himself.
Since he wants to invite those women to drink tea and eat fruit snacks, how can he not buy materials?
"Give me some of the biggest bags, as big as you can." Fang Qin said to the little girl in the supermarket.
The little girl looked curiously at Fang Qin who was wearing sunglasses, and then shouted excitedly: "You are Fang..."
"Hush—" Fang Qin made a silent movement, "Give me some of the biggest bags, thank you."
"Okay." The cashier girl immediately gave Fang Qin a handful of oversized plastic bags.
Fang Qin grabbed these plastic bags and was about to leave. The cashier girl said in a low voice, "You take a photo with me later, or what if I accidentally yell out?"
Threat, the threat of red fruit.
Well, who made himself so sought after?
"Okay, I see." Fang Qin bid farewell to the cashier girl and came to the fruit area. Just about to pick fruits, a loss prevention aunt came over and said quietly: "Are you Fang Qin? Can you talk to me?" Shall I take a photo? My daughter likes you."
Fang Qin refused with a smile: "Auntie, I'm not free now, can we talk about it after I finish shopping?"
The aunt said with a smile: "Okay, but you must remember, the aunt has a loud voice, if you forget later, maybe I will yell away when I am anxious."
"This trick again." Fang Qin secretly despised the women in this supermarket, but he still said with a smile on his face, "Remember, I must remember."
The aunt walked away happily. Fang Qinyuan thought he would be quiet for a while, but unexpectedly, another little girl ran over and whispered, "Are you Brother Fang Qin?"
Fang Qin naturally likes little Lolita, this little girl is very cute and delicate, Fang Qin naturally replied with a smile: "Yes, but you should be called Uncle Fang Qin."
"I can't control that much." The little girl said mysteriously, "Brother Fang Qin, take a photo with me, my classmates and I adore you."
Fang Qin said with a smile: "Okay, let's take a picture. How do we take it?"
"Brother Fang Qin, hug me." Without allowing Fang Qin to say anything, the little girl immediately jumped up and hugged Fang Qin's neck.
Fang Qin was afraid that she would be hurt, so he had to hug her up.
Sitting in Fang Qin's arms, the little girl picked up the phone very skillfully, put her head next to Fang Qin's, and aimed at her and Fang Qin's heads—crack!
"You're done!" The little girl jumped down happily, turned around and said to Fang Qin, "Thank you Brother Fang Qin, goodbye!"
"What a kawaii little girl!" Fang Qin giggled twice, and began to concentrate on buying fruits.
Fortunately, finally no one came to "threat" him.
Fang Qin had just bought a bag of fruit, unexpectedly, a large number of people, men, women and children surrounded Fang Qin in all directions.
Even Fang Qin had never been so afraid of the siege of genetic warriors, but when he saw the enthusiastic eyes of these men, women and children, he was very afraid that they would strip him naked.
One year, Serie A Roma won the championship, and their players were almost stripped by fans.
If he was stripped naked by them, wouldn't he have to run naked?
Will you also encounter such a situation?So scary!
It's just that Fang Qin is very depressed, how do these people know that he is here?
Fang Qin, who was guilty, said to the group of people surrounding him: "Everyone, you are mistaken. Some people say that I look like the most handsome Fang Qin in China, but I am not."
Even if he denied that he was Fang Qin, Fang Qin still called Fang Qin the most handsome in China.
What is this called, yes, brazen.
Thinking of Shuai, Fang Qin remembered another story.
At this time, Fang Qin really hoped that a woman would come to him and ask himself: "Are you handsome?"
Then Fang Qin shook his head: "I'm not handsome."
Snapped!
Then the woman slapped Fang Qin: "You are lying!"
It's a pity that this kind of situation will not happen to Fang Qin. Now he has to deal with these onlookers whose eyes are as bright as wolves seeing meat.
How to do how to do?
He even said that he was not the most handsome Fang Qin in China, why did they still stare at him like this?
"you're lying."
Sure enough, Fang Qin waited for these words, but a chubby woman came out, looking at Fang Qin with fiery eyes, "Do you know? You are like a shooting star in the dark night, shining brightly, want to You can't even hide it; you are like the sun in winter, the warm sunlight makes people warm and cannot be ignored; you are like..."
"Okay, okay." Fang Qin hurriedly called to stop, because he couldn't take it anymore.
I didn't eat much for dinner at night, if I vomited all of it here, wouldn't I be hungry.
Fang Qin didn't despise fat women, nor did he despise ugly women.
Of course, Fang Qin doesn't mind if it's a pleasing beauty who praises himself politely in front of him, including "Book of Songs", "Li Sao", "Luo Shen Fu" and "Deng Tu Zi Lustful Fu".
But this fat and ugly woman praised herself with such literary poems, like a green fly singing praises, who likes it?
Seeing Fang Qin talking to her, the fat woman said joyfully, "Are you touched by me? I feel very touched, as expected, there is a sympathy between lovers. Do you want to fly with me? It's such a joy!"
The fat woman clenched her hands under her chin and made a shy gesture.
If it weren't for Fang Qin's strong resistance to poison, he would have been poisoned to death long ago.
"Go away, and don't look in the mirror yourself!" Seeing this woman dominating Fang Qin, the others protested loudly.
The fat woman couldn't bear the crowd's saliva attack, she immediately lost her battle and hid in the crowd, not daring to say a word.
Facts once again prove that the power of the masses is great.
Except Fu Rong and Sister Feng who are extremely narcissistic, and Shi Lulu who has ulterior motives, no one likes to be pointed at and scolded.
Seeing that the encirclement is getting smaller and smaller, Fang Qin is like a girl who has encountered a group of perverts, and she is very nervous: "What are you doing, what are you doing, I have already said that I am not Fang Qin, what do you want to do?" What are you doing!"
"You lied." Now everyone said this sentence together. While talking, many people directly took out their mobile phones and clicked on their Weibo, "Look for yourself."
Fang Qin has excellent eyesight, and saw a photo at a glance.
This photo is the one I took with that little loli just now. In the photo, I am holding the little loli, and the little loli is smiling happily, with a scissors hand on her hand.
The original Weibo text is as follows:
I am so happy today, I met Brother Fang Qin.He asked me to call him uncle, but I refused, I will marry him when I grow up, how can I call him uncle?
Brother Fang Qin said that he didn't like being found in the supermarket, so he told me not to say anything.Well, I kept silent, and after taking the photos, I posted them on Weibo.
My classmates called me and asked me what was going on, but I didn't speak.
Brother Fang Qin, I have kept my promise, have you seen it?
Fang Qin wanted to vomit blood, mother Xipi, why is it that even a little girl is controlled by a scarf now?Still let people live?
Seeing that there was no way to deny it, Fang Qin had no choice but to take off his sunglasses: "Okay, what do you want?"
Immediately, someone made their request: "The little girl has it, and we also want it. Take a photo with each of us, and treat everyone equally!"
"Look, you don't look good in your clothes today, and the effect of taking pictures like this is not good, right? Well, you go organize it, and set a time and number of people who want to take pictures with me. I'm free on weekends, so I can accompany you Take it for a day."
Fang Qin said, "When the time comes, you will wear beautiful clothes, and I will also wear beautiful clothes. Isn't it good to take pictures like this?"
When they heard that Fang Qin could take pictures with them, these people were overjoyed: "I posted a Weibo, and everyone enthusiastically tweeted and signed up!"
"Okay, everyone forward five thousand!"
Taking advantage of this group of people holding their mobile phones and doing Weibo, Fang Qin immediately escaped with lightning speed.
If you don't buy the fruit, you're cheating!
As for the cashier girl and the aunt, Fang Qin could only say sorry to them silently in his heart.
Just as Fang Qin left the supermarket, another large group of people gathered around the entrance of the supermarket, shouting loudly, "Where is Fang Qin, where is Fang Qin, please take a photo".
"Damn, why don't you seek a fit?" Fang Qin slandered these fanatical fans and left the scene quickly.
He swears that he will never take pictures with the cheating little loli again.
When Fang Qin returned to the door, Yang Xiaozi called: "Brother Qin, can I discuss something with you?"
"Call me husband, or take back the ring on your hand." Fang Qin said very seriously, "Also, as long as it's not a big deal, don't use the word 'discussion', just say it directly."
"Okay, husband." Yang Xiaozi said with a grin, "That's right, my fans in Qinhe City sent me messages on Weibo one after another, saying that you took a photo with someone else, and they begged me to make an appointment with you , interact with them once. It won’t take up too much of your time, just one night…”
Hearing Fang Qin's silence for a long time, Yang Xiaozi thought Fang Qin was angry: "Husband, what's wrong with you? Are you angry for making you do such boring things?"
Fang Qin smiled slightly: "No, I just think I miss you very much tonight."
Fortunately, what Fang Qin said was not "missing you" but "missing you", otherwise Yang Xiaozi would definitely feel that Fang Qin was hypocritical.
Although Fang Qin said "I miss you", Yang Xiaozi was not angry or jealous at all, but a little touched: "Well, do you want to spend the last night before the end with me, the most handsome man in China?"
"You..." Fang Qin was a little surprised, "How do you know?"
"Hehe." Yang Xiaozi smiled, "Guess?"
"Did you all know?" Fang Qin's heart was a little complicated. On the one hand, he wanted all women to understand his painstaking efforts, but on the other hand, he didn't want to expose his fragility to them.
Yang Xiaozi still giggled and said, "Guess?"
Fang Qin said helplessly: "I can't guess...Xiaozi, I really wish you were in Qinhe City tonight...In that case, we can spend this special day together."
The so-called special day is that Fang Qin accompanied all his women to spend an "end of life" ahead of time.
Do not seek the same life, but seek the same death.
(End of this chapter)
Fang Qin didn't go anywhere, but went to a nearby supermarket to buy by himself.
Since he wants to invite those women to drink tea and eat fruit snacks, how can he not buy materials?
"Give me some of the biggest bags, as big as you can." Fang Qin said to the little girl in the supermarket.
The little girl looked curiously at Fang Qin who was wearing sunglasses, and then shouted excitedly: "You are Fang..."
"Hush—" Fang Qin made a silent movement, "Give me some of the biggest bags, thank you."
"Okay." The cashier girl immediately gave Fang Qin a handful of oversized plastic bags.
Fang Qin grabbed these plastic bags and was about to leave. The cashier girl said in a low voice, "You take a photo with me later, or what if I accidentally yell out?"
Threat, the threat of red fruit.
Well, who made himself so sought after?
"Okay, I see." Fang Qin bid farewell to the cashier girl and came to the fruit area. Just about to pick fruits, a loss prevention aunt came over and said quietly: "Are you Fang Qin? Can you talk to me?" Shall I take a photo? My daughter likes you."
Fang Qin refused with a smile: "Auntie, I'm not free now, can we talk about it after I finish shopping?"
The aunt said with a smile: "Okay, but you must remember, the aunt has a loud voice, if you forget later, maybe I will yell away when I am anxious."
"This trick again." Fang Qin secretly despised the women in this supermarket, but he still said with a smile on his face, "Remember, I must remember."
The aunt walked away happily. Fang Qinyuan thought he would be quiet for a while, but unexpectedly, another little girl ran over and whispered, "Are you Brother Fang Qin?"
Fang Qin naturally likes little Lolita, this little girl is very cute and delicate, Fang Qin naturally replied with a smile: "Yes, but you should be called Uncle Fang Qin."
"I can't control that much." The little girl said mysteriously, "Brother Fang Qin, take a photo with me, my classmates and I adore you."
Fang Qin said with a smile: "Okay, let's take a picture. How do we take it?"
"Brother Fang Qin, hug me." Without allowing Fang Qin to say anything, the little girl immediately jumped up and hugged Fang Qin's neck.
Fang Qin was afraid that she would be hurt, so he had to hug her up.
Sitting in Fang Qin's arms, the little girl picked up the phone very skillfully, put her head next to Fang Qin's, and aimed at her and Fang Qin's heads—crack!
"You're done!" The little girl jumped down happily, turned around and said to Fang Qin, "Thank you Brother Fang Qin, goodbye!"
"What a kawaii little girl!" Fang Qin giggled twice, and began to concentrate on buying fruits.
Fortunately, finally no one came to "threat" him.
Fang Qin had just bought a bag of fruit, unexpectedly, a large number of people, men, women and children surrounded Fang Qin in all directions.
Even Fang Qin had never been so afraid of the siege of genetic warriors, but when he saw the enthusiastic eyes of these men, women and children, he was very afraid that they would strip him naked.
One year, Serie A Roma won the championship, and their players were almost stripped by fans.
If he was stripped naked by them, wouldn't he have to run naked?
Will you also encounter such a situation?So scary!
It's just that Fang Qin is very depressed, how do these people know that he is here?
Fang Qin, who was guilty, said to the group of people surrounding him: "Everyone, you are mistaken. Some people say that I look like the most handsome Fang Qin in China, but I am not."
Even if he denied that he was Fang Qin, Fang Qin still called Fang Qin the most handsome in China.
What is this called, yes, brazen.
Thinking of Shuai, Fang Qin remembered another story.
At this time, Fang Qin really hoped that a woman would come to him and ask himself: "Are you handsome?"
Then Fang Qin shook his head: "I'm not handsome."
Snapped!
Then the woman slapped Fang Qin: "You are lying!"
It's a pity that this kind of situation will not happen to Fang Qin. Now he has to deal with these onlookers whose eyes are as bright as wolves seeing meat.
How to do how to do?
He even said that he was not the most handsome Fang Qin in China, why did they still stare at him like this?
"you're lying."
Sure enough, Fang Qin waited for these words, but a chubby woman came out, looking at Fang Qin with fiery eyes, "Do you know? You are like a shooting star in the dark night, shining brightly, want to You can't even hide it; you are like the sun in winter, the warm sunlight makes people warm and cannot be ignored; you are like..."
"Okay, okay." Fang Qin hurriedly called to stop, because he couldn't take it anymore.
I didn't eat much for dinner at night, if I vomited all of it here, wouldn't I be hungry.
Fang Qin didn't despise fat women, nor did he despise ugly women.
Of course, Fang Qin doesn't mind if it's a pleasing beauty who praises himself politely in front of him, including "Book of Songs", "Li Sao", "Luo Shen Fu" and "Deng Tu Zi Lustful Fu".
But this fat and ugly woman praised herself with such literary poems, like a green fly singing praises, who likes it?
Seeing Fang Qin talking to her, the fat woman said joyfully, "Are you touched by me? I feel very touched, as expected, there is a sympathy between lovers. Do you want to fly with me? It's such a joy!"
The fat woman clenched her hands under her chin and made a shy gesture.
If it weren't for Fang Qin's strong resistance to poison, he would have been poisoned to death long ago.
"Go away, and don't look in the mirror yourself!" Seeing this woman dominating Fang Qin, the others protested loudly.
The fat woman couldn't bear the crowd's saliva attack, she immediately lost her battle and hid in the crowd, not daring to say a word.
Facts once again prove that the power of the masses is great.
Except Fu Rong and Sister Feng who are extremely narcissistic, and Shi Lulu who has ulterior motives, no one likes to be pointed at and scolded.
Seeing that the encirclement is getting smaller and smaller, Fang Qin is like a girl who has encountered a group of perverts, and she is very nervous: "What are you doing, what are you doing, I have already said that I am not Fang Qin, what do you want to do?" What are you doing!"
"You lied." Now everyone said this sentence together. While talking, many people directly took out their mobile phones and clicked on their Weibo, "Look for yourself."
Fang Qin has excellent eyesight, and saw a photo at a glance.
This photo is the one I took with that little loli just now. In the photo, I am holding the little loli, and the little loli is smiling happily, with a scissors hand on her hand.
The original Weibo text is as follows:
I am so happy today, I met Brother Fang Qin.He asked me to call him uncle, but I refused, I will marry him when I grow up, how can I call him uncle?
Brother Fang Qin said that he didn't like being found in the supermarket, so he told me not to say anything.Well, I kept silent, and after taking the photos, I posted them on Weibo.
My classmates called me and asked me what was going on, but I didn't speak.
Brother Fang Qin, I have kept my promise, have you seen it?
Fang Qin wanted to vomit blood, mother Xipi, why is it that even a little girl is controlled by a scarf now?Still let people live?
Seeing that there was no way to deny it, Fang Qin had no choice but to take off his sunglasses: "Okay, what do you want?"
Immediately, someone made their request: "The little girl has it, and we also want it. Take a photo with each of us, and treat everyone equally!"
"Look, you don't look good in your clothes today, and the effect of taking pictures like this is not good, right? Well, you go organize it, and set a time and number of people who want to take pictures with me. I'm free on weekends, so I can accompany you Take it for a day."
Fang Qin said, "When the time comes, you will wear beautiful clothes, and I will also wear beautiful clothes. Isn't it good to take pictures like this?"
When they heard that Fang Qin could take pictures with them, these people were overjoyed: "I posted a Weibo, and everyone enthusiastically tweeted and signed up!"
"Okay, everyone forward five thousand!"
Taking advantage of this group of people holding their mobile phones and doing Weibo, Fang Qin immediately escaped with lightning speed.
If you don't buy the fruit, you're cheating!
As for the cashier girl and the aunt, Fang Qin could only say sorry to them silently in his heart.
Just as Fang Qin left the supermarket, another large group of people gathered around the entrance of the supermarket, shouting loudly, "Where is Fang Qin, where is Fang Qin, please take a photo".
"Damn, why don't you seek a fit?" Fang Qin slandered these fanatical fans and left the scene quickly.
He swears that he will never take pictures with the cheating little loli again.
When Fang Qin returned to the door, Yang Xiaozi called: "Brother Qin, can I discuss something with you?"
"Call me husband, or take back the ring on your hand." Fang Qin said very seriously, "Also, as long as it's not a big deal, don't use the word 'discussion', just say it directly."
"Okay, husband." Yang Xiaozi said with a grin, "That's right, my fans in Qinhe City sent me messages on Weibo one after another, saying that you took a photo with someone else, and they begged me to make an appointment with you , interact with them once. It won’t take up too much of your time, just one night…”
Hearing Fang Qin's silence for a long time, Yang Xiaozi thought Fang Qin was angry: "Husband, what's wrong with you? Are you angry for making you do such boring things?"
Fang Qin smiled slightly: "No, I just think I miss you very much tonight."
Fortunately, what Fang Qin said was not "missing you" but "missing you", otherwise Yang Xiaozi would definitely feel that Fang Qin was hypocritical.
Although Fang Qin said "I miss you", Yang Xiaozi was not angry or jealous at all, but a little touched: "Well, do you want to spend the last night before the end with me, the most handsome man in China?"
"You..." Fang Qin was a little surprised, "How do you know?"
"Hehe." Yang Xiaozi smiled, "Guess?"
"Did you all know?" Fang Qin's heart was a little complicated. On the one hand, he wanted all women to understand his painstaking efforts, but on the other hand, he didn't want to expose his fragility to them.
Yang Xiaozi still giggled and said, "Guess?"
Fang Qin said helplessly: "I can't guess...Xiaozi, I really wish you were in Qinhe City tonight...In that case, we can spend this special day together."
The so-called special day is that Fang Qin accompanied all his women to spend an "end of life" ahead of time.
Do not seek the same life, but seek the same death.
(End of this chapter)
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