The strongest teacher
Chapter 805 Wrap It Up With Me
Chapter 805 Wrap It Up With Me
"This score is amazing!"
Seeing that Fang Qin was very interested, the villagers went on to say, "Don't you know that points are popular everywhere now? Points can be exchanged for various services, and it is the same at God's. The more points you have, the more you will face disasters. The more advanced the escape vehicles you get, have you heard of the Nokia boat? That’s for those with the highest points.”
"Nokia boat?" Fang Qin was stunned for a moment. When did Nokia switch to transportation?
But Fang Qin quickly came to his senses, suppressed a smile and said, "You are talking about Noah's Ark, right?"
"Cough cough..."
The villager was a little embarrassed, but was quickly covered by his dry cough, "Anyway, you just know that the points are very useful. Not only does Yao Yueying not pay for the points, but she also asks her mother to take the money back. The leader If you don’t give it, the two fierce women beside her will smash the statue of the leader.”
"Your leader can't even protect his own statue, how can he protect you?" Fang Qin couldn't help asking.
"Convincing people with virtue, do you understand?" The villagers' eyes widened, their faces full of resentment, "If it weren't for the kindness of the leader, do you think those two fierce girls can stop so many of us?"
Fang Qin has convinced the guy who claims to be the leader, and he is still convincing others with virtue. It is obvious that he wants to put Yao Yueying under house arrest and let her voluntarily submit.
Hmph, how dare you bully my woman, what kind of leader, just wait for the end!
"The Hierarch is here!"
"The Hierarch is here!"
Following several shouts from the crowd, the crowd who had been agitated just now immediately fell silent, and bowed respectfully to a middle-aged man in his 40s who moved from behind: "Praise the leader! The leader is omnipotent." ,omnipresent!"
The reason why it is said that this middle-aged man was moved here is because four people carried him here in sedan chairs.
The middle-aged man is very plainly dressed and has a gentle face, giving people an approachable feeling.
But Fang Qin knew that only people who have this kind of approachable feeling can deceive others, for example, Bai Yuxuan.
Fang Qin continued to mix in the crowd, but he wanted to see how the leader would deal with this matter when he came.
The crowd parted to make way for the leader's sedan chair to be carried to the door of Yao Yueying's house.
The sedan chair was lowered, and immediately two people walked up to the sedan chair respectfully, reaching out to support the left and right hands of their leader.
"Damn it! It's so beautiful! It's like an earth emperor!" Fang Qin cursed secretly, and continued to watch the play.
The leader stepped out of the sedan chair and shouted loudly towards Yao Yueying's room: "Sister Yao Yueying, you have been blinded by the devil, and you can only be saved if you believe in my God."
This magic stick has a holy look on his face. It's a pity not to go to the film to win the Oscar statuette.
Yao Yueying appeared by the window on the second floor, and also shouted loudly at the magic stick: "Go as far as you want, even if I go to hell, it's none of your business!"
"Stubbornly obsessed, are things like money and fame so important to you?" Shenzhu sighed, "Put yourself in the arms of my god, and you will know how meaningless your previous life was."
"Put into the arms of my God? I think it's into your arms?"
Yao Yueying sneered and said, "I think only those men with brain problems will let their women be alone with you, accept some kind of divine light baptism, I think it is to take a bath with you. To put it bluntly, you are just a scam You're just a dirty villain."
Yao Yueying's map bombing was big enough, and all the men whose wives were baptized with the leader were even more angry, shouting loudly: "Yao Yueying, you stinky woman, don't think that you are great after studying for a few years, you Or should I still find the big boss to take care of you?"
"That's right, women are always fucked by men. What's so arrogant about you as a woman?"
"..."
The first few people spoke nicely, but later on, those guys came out together to scold the country.
It is more straightforward for country people to swear, and every sentence is linked to reproductive organs, which is unbearable.
Yao Yueying is a lawyer with a good tongue, but it doesn't mean that she can scold these people like a shrew.
Fortunately, she grew up in this village, so she already has innate immunity to these curse words.No matter how harshly these guys scolded, she thought they were barking.
"Master, take this girl out and let her become one with our pious congregation!" The eyes of the man who said this were full of lustful eyes, no matter how stupid Fang Qin was, he knew that the so-called "Heaven and Man" What does "unity" refer to.
"Sure enough, all cults are inseparable from the nature of defrauding money and sex, gathering people for prostitution!" Fang Qin secretly sneered, and originally planned to wait for Bai Yuxuan to arrive before taking action, but depending on the situation, he had to do so now.
Seeing that these people wanted to forcefully rush into her house, Yao Yueying was still a little scared: "This damn Fang Qin, it's been more than two hours, why hasn't he come yet?"
Yao Yueying's two bodyguards rolled their eyes, this Yao Yueying is really too bad, to scold their head in front of them, it is really disrespectful.
Not to mention Yao Yueying, even Fang Qin himself probably forgot that he is still the head of a group of women.
Just as Yao Yueying was cursing Fang Qin, a man miraculously appeared in front of the crowd who wanted to charge forward, and stopped them.
Although this man made some disguises, Yao Yueying still recognized him. Who else could this man with a smirk be like Fang Qin?
"It's finally here." Yao Yueying secretly breathed a sigh of relief. This guy ran here from Qinhe City in one breath, so he must have made it fast enough, right?
Before she arrived, Yao Yueying would blame Fang Qin for coming too slowly. After she came, Yao Yueying would realize that Fang Qin was here very quickly.
Apart from airplanes, there is probably no car that can match the speed of Shang Qin, right?
"Who are you?" Seeing that his fellow was stopped, all the villagers looked at Fang Qin angrily, with hostility on their faces.
Fang Qin laughed and said, "Everyone, don't be nervous. I admire your leader very much. I happened to pass by here today, so I came here to admire you."
The leader's peaceful face couldn't help revealing a little pride, look, he is really brilliant, these ordinary people have to bow down under the pomegranate skirt of the leader, oh no, under the slacks.
"Well, the little brother has the qualifications of an excellent believer, but is there anything that the little brother can contribute to the glorious My God?"
The leader is not someone who accepts younger brothers casually. If Fang Qin does not give enough benefits, he will not let Fang Qin become a "god" believer.
Fang Qin said with a wicked smile on his face: "I can handle this woman, why don't you let me in, I guarantee that she will exchange a lot of money for God's points soon."
"Is it really possible?" Although he pretended to be holy, there was still a trace of eagerness and fanaticism in the eyes of the leader.
Fang Qin patted his chest: "No problem, wrap it on me!"
Seeing that Fang Qin dared to promise so much, the leader also felt very curious, so he agreed to let Fang Qin go in for a try: "Okay, you go."
With the "permission" from the leader, Fang Qin turned around and knocked on the door: "Hey, Sister Yao Yueying, open the door!"
Hearing Fang Qin call her "sister", Yao Yueying almost fainted out of breath.
What is this guy playing?Hasn't he always liked to use violence directly to solve problems?Why are you obsessed with ghosts today and started role-playing?
"You and them are in the same group. If you want me to open the door, there is no door!" Since Fang Qin wanted to play role-playing, Yao Yueying cooperated with him and let him be shut out.
Unexpectedly, Yao Yueying didn't open the door, but Yao Yueying's mother opened the door, and said to Fang Qin eagerly: "Brother, you can go in and persuade our Yueying. The end of the world is coming soon, if she continues to be so obsessed, Our mother and daughter are finished!"
Yao Yueying almost vomited blood from the anger, it wasn't Fang Qin who was obsessed with ghosts, it was her old lady!
Fortunately, it was Fang Qin who came, if other people with bad intentions, wouldn't he be finished?
After being let in, Fang Qin happily said to Yao's mother, "Yes, auntie. I will definitely persuade sister Yao Yueying, so don't worry."
"Don't call me auntie, we are all brothers and sisters of Thunder Sect, just call me sister." Mother Yao said devoutly.
Fang Qin called a vomit of blood, I called your sister, and then I slept with your daughter, wouldn't this be a mess!
Well, Fang Qin resisted the urge to vomit blood, asked Mother Yao to close the door and went upstairs.
"Let's have a good talk!" Fang Qin smiled at Yao Yueying.
The two female bodyguards didn't recognize Fang Qin either, but they always felt that this man's smile looked familiar, so they didn't act recklessly for a while.
"You guys go out, I'll have a good talk with this bastard!" Yao Yueying gritted her teeth and looked at Fang Qin, her eyes looked as if she wanted to bite Fang Qin.
Even Yao Yueying told them to stay out of the way, so the two female bodyguards naturally withdrew.
But before they left, they still gave Yao Yueying and Fang Qin a meaningful look, as if warning them not to mess around.
You know, they don't want their head to be cuckolded by Yao Yueying.
Seeing that they didn't want to close the door, Fang Qin walked up to them and said in a low voice, "Yuzhen, Ximei, let me go."
Hearing this familiar voice and thinking of such a familiar smile, the two female bodyguards suddenly realized, and closed the door without hesitation.
"Is it fun?" Yao Yueying sneered as soon as they met.
Fang Qin shrugged his shoulders, and said helplessly: "I've been fighting and killing outside recently, and I really don't want to do it anymore."
Hearing what Fang Qin said, Yao Yueying fell silent for a while.
Although Fang Qin said it very easily, she didn't know what Fang Qin was doing outside, but she could guess that people with a profession like Fang Qin must fight with their lives when they go out.
"I'm sorry." Yao Yueying said quietly, "You haven't rested much since you came back, so I'm going to trouble you again."
Fang Qin chuckled and said, "It's okay, I'll take it as if I'm here to see my mother-in-law."
"Bah! She's not your mother-in-law, she's your sister, and I'm your sister!" Yao Yueying said seriously.
"Haha!" Fang Qin didn't expect such a serious woman like Yao Yueying to have such a humorous side, and when she was humorous, she still had a lawyer face. This kind of strong conflict and contrast made her words even more humorous. Effect.
(End of this chapter)
"This score is amazing!"
Seeing that Fang Qin was very interested, the villagers went on to say, "Don't you know that points are popular everywhere now? Points can be exchanged for various services, and it is the same at God's. The more points you have, the more you will face disasters. The more advanced the escape vehicles you get, have you heard of the Nokia boat? That’s for those with the highest points.”
"Nokia boat?" Fang Qin was stunned for a moment. When did Nokia switch to transportation?
But Fang Qin quickly came to his senses, suppressed a smile and said, "You are talking about Noah's Ark, right?"
"Cough cough..."
The villager was a little embarrassed, but was quickly covered by his dry cough, "Anyway, you just know that the points are very useful. Not only does Yao Yueying not pay for the points, but she also asks her mother to take the money back. The leader If you don’t give it, the two fierce women beside her will smash the statue of the leader.”
"Your leader can't even protect his own statue, how can he protect you?" Fang Qin couldn't help asking.
"Convincing people with virtue, do you understand?" The villagers' eyes widened, their faces full of resentment, "If it weren't for the kindness of the leader, do you think those two fierce girls can stop so many of us?"
Fang Qin has convinced the guy who claims to be the leader, and he is still convincing others with virtue. It is obvious that he wants to put Yao Yueying under house arrest and let her voluntarily submit.
Hmph, how dare you bully my woman, what kind of leader, just wait for the end!
"The Hierarch is here!"
"The Hierarch is here!"
Following several shouts from the crowd, the crowd who had been agitated just now immediately fell silent, and bowed respectfully to a middle-aged man in his 40s who moved from behind: "Praise the leader! The leader is omnipotent." ,omnipresent!"
The reason why it is said that this middle-aged man was moved here is because four people carried him here in sedan chairs.
The middle-aged man is very plainly dressed and has a gentle face, giving people an approachable feeling.
But Fang Qin knew that only people who have this kind of approachable feeling can deceive others, for example, Bai Yuxuan.
Fang Qin continued to mix in the crowd, but he wanted to see how the leader would deal with this matter when he came.
The crowd parted to make way for the leader's sedan chair to be carried to the door of Yao Yueying's house.
The sedan chair was lowered, and immediately two people walked up to the sedan chair respectfully, reaching out to support the left and right hands of their leader.
"Damn it! It's so beautiful! It's like an earth emperor!" Fang Qin cursed secretly, and continued to watch the play.
The leader stepped out of the sedan chair and shouted loudly towards Yao Yueying's room: "Sister Yao Yueying, you have been blinded by the devil, and you can only be saved if you believe in my God."
This magic stick has a holy look on his face. It's a pity not to go to the film to win the Oscar statuette.
Yao Yueying appeared by the window on the second floor, and also shouted loudly at the magic stick: "Go as far as you want, even if I go to hell, it's none of your business!"
"Stubbornly obsessed, are things like money and fame so important to you?" Shenzhu sighed, "Put yourself in the arms of my god, and you will know how meaningless your previous life was."
"Put into the arms of my God? I think it's into your arms?"
Yao Yueying sneered and said, "I think only those men with brain problems will let their women be alone with you, accept some kind of divine light baptism, I think it is to take a bath with you. To put it bluntly, you are just a scam You're just a dirty villain."
Yao Yueying's map bombing was big enough, and all the men whose wives were baptized with the leader were even more angry, shouting loudly: "Yao Yueying, you stinky woman, don't think that you are great after studying for a few years, you Or should I still find the big boss to take care of you?"
"That's right, women are always fucked by men. What's so arrogant about you as a woman?"
"..."
The first few people spoke nicely, but later on, those guys came out together to scold the country.
It is more straightforward for country people to swear, and every sentence is linked to reproductive organs, which is unbearable.
Yao Yueying is a lawyer with a good tongue, but it doesn't mean that she can scold these people like a shrew.
Fortunately, she grew up in this village, so she already has innate immunity to these curse words.No matter how harshly these guys scolded, she thought they were barking.
"Master, take this girl out and let her become one with our pious congregation!" The eyes of the man who said this were full of lustful eyes, no matter how stupid Fang Qin was, he knew that the so-called "Heaven and Man" What does "unity" refer to.
"Sure enough, all cults are inseparable from the nature of defrauding money and sex, gathering people for prostitution!" Fang Qin secretly sneered, and originally planned to wait for Bai Yuxuan to arrive before taking action, but depending on the situation, he had to do so now.
Seeing that these people wanted to forcefully rush into her house, Yao Yueying was still a little scared: "This damn Fang Qin, it's been more than two hours, why hasn't he come yet?"
Yao Yueying's two bodyguards rolled their eyes, this Yao Yueying is really too bad, to scold their head in front of them, it is really disrespectful.
Not to mention Yao Yueying, even Fang Qin himself probably forgot that he is still the head of a group of women.
Just as Yao Yueying was cursing Fang Qin, a man miraculously appeared in front of the crowd who wanted to charge forward, and stopped them.
Although this man made some disguises, Yao Yueying still recognized him. Who else could this man with a smirk be like Fang Qin?
"It's finally here." Yao Yueying secretly breathed a sigh of relief. This guy ran here from Qinhe City in one breath, so he must have made it fast enough, right?
Before she arrived, Yao Yueying would blame Fang Qin for coming too slowly. After she came, Yao Yueying would realize that Fang Qin was here very quickly.
Apart from airplanes, there is probably no car that can match the speed of Shang Qin, right?
"Who are you?" Seeing that his fellow was stopped, all the villagers looked at Fang Qin angrily, with hostility on their faces.
Fang Qin laughed and said, "Everyone, don't be nervous. I admire your leader very much. I happened to pass by here today, so I came here to admire you."
The leader's peaceful face couldn't help revealing a little pride, look, he is really brilliant, these ordinary people have to bow down under the pomegranate skirt of the leader, oh no, under the slacks.
"Well, the little brother has the qualifications of an excellent believer, but is there anything that the little brother can contribute to the glorious My God?"
The leader is not someone who accepts younger brothers casually. If Fang Qin does not give enough benefits, he will not let Fang Qin become a "god" believer.
Fang Qin said with a wicked smile on his face: "I can handle this woman, why don't you let me in, I guarantee that she will exchange a lot of money for God's points soon."
"Is it really possible?" Although he pretended to be holy, there was still a trace of eagerness and fanaticism in the eyes of the leader.
Fang Qin patted his chest: "No problem, wrap it on me!"
Seeing that Fang Qin dared to promise so much, the leader also felt very curious, so he agreed to let Fang Qin go in for a try: "Okay, you go."
With the "permission" from the leader, Fang Qin turned around and knocked on the door: "Hey, Sister Yao Yueying, open the door!"
Hearing Fang Qin call her "sister", Yao Yueying almost fainted out of breath.
What is this guy playing?Hasn't he always liked to use violence directly to solve problems?Why are you obsessed with ghosts today and started role-playing?
"You and them are in the same group. If you want me to open the door, there is no door!" Since Fang Qin wanted to play role-playing, Yao Yueying cooperated with him and let him be shut out.
Unexpectedly, Yao Yueying didn't open the door, but Yao Yueying's mother opened the door, and said to Fang Qin eagerly: "Brother, you can go in and persuade our Yueying. The end of the world is coming soon, if she continues to be so obsessed, Our mother and daughter are finished!"
Yao Yueying almost vomited blood from the anger, it wasn't Fang Qin who was obsessed with ghosts, it was her old lady!
Fortunately, it was Fang Qin who came, if other people with bad intentions, wouldn't he be finished?
After being let in, Fang Qin happily said to Yao's mother, "Yes, auntie. I will definitely persuade sister Yao Yueying, so don't worry."
"Don't call me auntie, we are all brothers and sisters of Thunder Sect, just call me sister." Mother Yao said devoutly.
Fang Qin called a vomit of blood, I called your sister, and then I slept with your daughter, wouldn't this be a mess!
Well, Fang Qin resisted the urge to vomit blood, asked Mother Yao to close the door and went upstairs.
"Let's have a good talk!" Fang Qin smiled at Yao Yueying.
The two female bodyguards didn't recognize Fang Qin either, but they always felt that this man's smile looked familiar, so they didn't act recklessly for a while.
"You guys go out, I'll have a good talk with this bastard!" Yao Yueying gritted her teeth and looked at Fang Qin, her eyes looked as if she wanted to bite Fang Qin.
Even Yao Yueying told them to stay out of the way, so the two female bodyguards naturally withdrew.
But before they left, they still gave Yao Yueying and Fang Qin a meaningful look, as if warning them not to mess around.
You know, they don't want their head to be cuckolded by Yao Yueying.
Seeing that they didn't want to close the door, Fang Qin walked up to them and said in a low voice, "Yuzhen, Ximei, let me go."
Hearing this familiar voice and thinking of such a familiar smile, the two female bodyguards suddenly realized, and closed the door without hesitation.
"Is it fun?" Yao Yueying sneered as soon as they met.
Fang Qin shrugged his shoulders, and said helplessly: "I've been fighting and killing outside recently, and I really don't want to do it anymore."
Hearing what Fang Qin said, Yao Yueying fell silent for a while.
Although Fang Qin said it very easily, she didn't know what Fang Qin was doing outside, but she could guess that people with a profession like Fang Qin must fight with their lives when they go out.
"I'm sorry." Yao Yueying said quietly, "You haven't rested much since you came back, so I'm going to trouble you again."
Fang Qin chuckled and said, "It's okay, I'll take it as if I'm here to see my mother-in-law."
"Bah! She's not your mother-in-law, she's your sister, and I'm your sister!" Yao Yueying said seriously.
"Haha!" Fang Qin didn't expect such a serious woman like Yao Yueying to have such a humorous side, and when she was humorous, she still had a lawyer face. This kind of strong conflict and contrast made her words even more humorous. Effect.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
One Piece Talk King: Starting with Commentary on Devil Fruits
Chapter 97 14 hours ago -
Land of Light: I am Supermodel Tiga, One-Punch King
Chapter 247 14 hours ago -
I, the Masked Swordsman, started my journey through a Lostbelt.
Chapter 286 14 hours ago -
While writing a diary at Zongwu, Wang Yuyan falls in love with someone else.
Chapter 292 14 hours ago -
Promoting the Konoha threat theory, and talking about the Hidden Mist Belt!
Chapter 87 14 hours ago -
Courtyard Houses: Starting as a Purchasing Agent
Chapter 367 14 hours ago -
Crossover anime, the harem life of a healing sorcerer
Chapter 155 14 hours ago -
Hogwarts: Oh no, I've become Voldemort!
Chapter 91 14 hours ago -
Hong Kong Ghost Story: I've become an apprentice of Chung Fat-pak and will only play in the pea
Chapter 212 14 hours ago -
Runeterra: I actually know a little bit about everything
Chapter 220 14 hours ago