City Supreme Heavenly Emperor
Chapter 454 Whenever you take a bath, I will stand guard for you
Chapter 454 Whenever you take a bath, I will stand guard for you
Seemingly unfinished, the black cat tapped its paw on the dining table and said angrily, "Three bowls at noon and four bowls at night, this amount of wine is not even enough to fit between teeth!"
Nalan Qingcheng seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "How about giving you four bowls at noon and three bowls at night?"
Speaking of this, Nalan Qingcheng's pretty face was filled with a tragic expression: "I really spared no expense!"
The black cat's black jewel-like eyeballs rolled around, as if weighing.
After a while, the black cat smacked its lips and said, "That's the end of the alcohol issue, let's talk about other things."
Nalan Qingcheng felt as if a big stone had fallen to the ground, she stretched out two fingers of her right hand and said, "I'll serve you two dishes for each meal, isn't that interesting?"
The black cat tapped its paw on the dining table again, and growled, "Humans have personalities, but cats have felines! For an ancient beast like me, two dishes per meal is simply an insult to my feliness! How can you do that?" A stingy person who still wants to take an eternal beast like me as a pet?"
For the black cat's protest, Nalan Qingcheng seemed to be well prepared. She stretched out the five fingers of her right hand: "Then, I'll pay for it again: breakfast should be no less than five dishes, is that okay?"
Nalan Qingcheng's words are actually very slick: "Breakfast should not be less than five dishes", even five dishes are fine. Lunch and dinner are not mentioned, so naturally there is no food.In this way, at the end of the day, only provide five dishes for the black cat!
The black cat didn't seem to have a high IQ, and it didn't even notice the hidden trap in Nalan Qingcheng's words. When he heard that there were five dishes, he immediately calmed down.
Nalan Qingcheng was secretly proud, looked at the black cat and said, "The conditions I offered are already very generous, how about it?"
The black cat seemed to say casually: "I have one more condition."
Nalan Qingcheng asked: "What conditions?"
The black cat didn't answer directly, but said eloquently: "I have lived for hundreds of millions of years, but my mother only lived for more than ten years. In the first few months of my life, I often lay in my mother's arms Basking in the sun. As for my mother, use your mouth to catch fleas on me..."
Nalan Qingcheng immediately interrupted the black cat: "It's disgusting!"
The black cat didn't seem to hear what Nalan Qingcheng said, and continued as if no one else was there: "After a few years, my mother died. Alas, the lifespan of a cat is really not long! As for me, because I swallowed an elixir by accident, I walked away." I embarked on the road of cultivation, and as a result, I became an immortal cat! Although I have lived for hundreds of millions of years, for me, the most warm moment is when I was lying in my mother's arms when I was young! Although it has been hundreds of millions of years, the scene of lying in my mother's arms when I was young is still vivid in my memory!"
Speaking of this, the black cat changed the subject: "Don't look at me who is not afraid of anything, but I am always afraid when I sleep. Therefore, after I become your pet, you must sleep with my arms every night! This way, I can relive my childhood memories.”
"No!" Nalan Qingcheng rebuffed without hesitation: "I have a man! I have to sleep with my man at night."
The black cat put on a persuasive tone: "I admit, your man is more powerful - although not as good as me. However, including you, your man has at least five women! When you don't accompany your man When you sleep, put your arms around me to sleep!"
After finishing speaking, the black cat added: "My request must not be too much, right?"
"No!" Nalan Qingcheng still refused without hesitation: "You are too dirty! And I am a clean freak."
"So, we are like-minded - I am a cat with only cleanliness, and I bathe three times a day!" The black cat gushed, "Don't think that I am not clean because I am a black cat! Dirty is divided by color. And cleanness is a big misunderstanding of human beings. Not all dark clouds are dirty, and not all white snow is clean!"
Nalan Qingcheng glanced at the black cat in surprise, and said, "If you start a debate contest with top students from Yudu University, you may not lose!"
The black cat said: "In my long life of hundreds of millions of years, I have slept on the laurel tree in the Moon Palace, caught fish in the underwater world, practiced Taoism on the snow peak, and practiced Zen under the ancient pine. Its fur has been tempered thousands of times, and it can be regarded as the best recuperation device! A woman hugs me to sleep, and it has the miraculous effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin!"
The four words "beauty and beauty" are too tempting for Nalan Qingcheng!
After taking the elixir made from "Zhuyanhua", Nalan Qingcheng obviously felt the effect.However, Nalan Qingcheng stubbornly believes that there is no best beauty, only better!
What Nalan Qingcheng cares most about is her appearance!
And the black cat's words just hit Nalan Qingcheng's weakness!
Nalan Qingcheng said vaguely: "As long as your fur is clean, I can consider your request. However, the number of times is still open to discussion."
The black cat said: "Your words reflect your sincerity! I can consider being your pet! So, what do you ask of me to be your pet?"
Nalan Qingcheng immediately became radiant and said, "Your first task is to give me a long face!"
The black cat immediately said: "I want to properly display my intelligence and skills, so as to set off yours even more extraordinary!"
Nalan Qingcheng couldn't help but smile: "It's basically the same meaning!"
The black cat asked, "Is there any more?"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "Your second task is to act as a thug for me. Wherever I point it, you hit it!"
"No problem! Even if you ask me to beat your man, I will definitely beat him to the teeth!" the black cat said confidently.
Nalan Qingcheng rolled his eyes at the black cat, and said, "Yudu has lost a lot of cattle this year, is it because you killed a lot? Can you beat my man?"
The black cat said brazenly: "As long as you let me beat him, I can beat him!"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "Your third task is to act as a bodyguard for my son after the child in my womb is born!"
"No problem!" The black cat shook its head and said, "I will definitely treat your son as my son!"
Nalan Qingcheng couldn't help being taken aback, feeling that the black cat's words were strange.But after careful consideration, there was nothing wrong with it.
The black cat asked, "Is there any more?"
Nalan Qingcheng thought for a while and said, "Not for the time being."
The black cat rolled its eyes like black jewels, and said, "For the sake of your sincerity, I will take the initiative to add a task to myself!"
Nalan Qingcheng asked, "What mission?"
The black cat said solemnly: "Whenever you take a bath, I will stand guard for you!"
(End of this chapter)
Seemingly unfinished, the black cat tapped its paw on the dining table and said angrily, "Three bowls at noon and four bowls at night, this amount of wine is not even enough to fit between teeth!"
Nalan Qingcheng seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "How about giving you four bowls at noon and three bowls at night?"
Speaking of this, Nalan Qingcheng's pretty face was filled with a tragic expression: "I really spared no expense!"
The black cat's black jewel-like eyeballs rolled around, as if weighing.
After a while, the black cat smacked its lips and said, "That's the end of the alcohol issue, let's talk about other things."
Nalan Qingcheng felt as if a big stone had fallen to the ground, she stretched out two fingers of her right hand and said, "I'll serve you two dishes for each meal, isn't that interesting?"
The black cat tapped its paw on the dining table again, and growled, "Humans have personalities, but cats have felines! For an ancient beast like me, two dishes per meal is simply an insult to my feliness! How can you do that?" A stingy person who still wants to take an eternal beast like me as a pet?"
For the black cat's protest, Nalan Qingcheng seemed to be well prepared. She stretched out the five fingers of her right hand: "Then, I'll pay for it again: breakfast should be no less than five dishes, is that okay?"
Nalan Qingcheng's words are actually very slick: "Breakfast should not be less than five dishes", even five dishes are fine. Lunch and dinner are not mentioned, so naturally there is no food.In this way, at the end of the day, only provide five dishes for the black cat!
The black cat didn't seem to have a high IQ, and it didn't even notice the hidden trap in Nalan Qingcheng's words. When he heard that there were five dishes, he immediately calmed down.
Nalan Qingcheng was secretly proud, looked at the black cat and said, "The conditions I offered are already very generous, how about it?"
The black cat seemed to say casually: "I have one more condition."
Nalan Qingcheng asked: "What conditions?"
The black cat didn't answer directly, but said eloquently: "I have lived for hundreds of millions of years, but my mother only lived for more than ten years. In the first few months of my life, I often lay in my mother's arms Basking in the sun. As for my mother, use your mouth to catch fleas on me..."
Nalan Qingcheng immediately interrupted the black cat: "It's disgusting!"
The black cat didn't seem to hear what Nalan Qingcheng said, and continued as if no one else was there: "After a few years, my mother died. Alas, the lifespan of a cat is really not long! As for me, because I swallowed an elixir by accident, I walked away." I embarked on the road of cultivation, and as a result, I became an immortal cat! Although I have lived for hundreds of millions of years, for me, the most warm moment is when I was lying in my mother's arms when I was young! Although it has been hundreds of millions of years, the scene of lying in my mother's arms when I was young is still vivid in my memory!"
Speaking of this, the black cat changed the subject: "Don't look at me who is not afraid of anything, but I am always afraid when I sleep. Therefore, after I become your pet, you must sleep with my arms every night! This way, I can relive my childhood memories.”
"No!" Nalan Qingcheng rebuffed without hesitation: "I have a man! I have to sleep with my man at night."
The black cat put on a persuasive tone: "I admit, your man is more powerful - although not as good as me. However, including you, your man has at least five women! When you don't accompany your man When you sleep, put your arms around me to sleep!"
After finishing speaking, the black cat added: "My request must not be too much, right?"
"No!" Nalan Qingcheng still refused without hesitation: "You are too dirty! And I am a clean freak."
"So, we are like-minded - I am a cat with only cleanliness, and I bathe three times a day!" The black cat gushed, "Don't think that I am not clean because I am a black cat! Dirty is divided by color. And cleanness is a big misunderstanding of human beings. Not all dark clouds are dirty, and not all white snow is clean!"
Nalan Qingcheng glanced at the black cat in surprise, and said, "If you start a debate contest with top students from Yudu University, you may not lose!"
The black cat said: "In my long life of hundreds of millions of years, I have slept on the laurel tree in the Moon Palace, caught fish in the underwater world, practiced Taoism on the snow peak, and practiced Zen under the ancient pine. Its fur has been tempered thousands of times, and it can be regarded as the best recuperation device! A woman hugs me to sleep, and it has the miraculous effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin!"
The four words "beauty and beauty" are too tempting for Nalan Qingcheng!
After taking the elixir made from "Zhuyanhua", Nalan Qingcheng obviously felt the effect.However, Nalan Qingcheng stubbornly believes that there is no best beauty, only better!
What Nalan Qingcheng cares most about is her appearance!
And the black cat's words just hit Nalan Qingcheng's weakness!
Nalan Qingcheng said vaguely: "As long as your fur is clean, I can consider your request. However, the number of times is still open to discussion."
The black cat said: "Your words reflect your sincerity! I can consider being your pet! So, what do you ask of me to be your pet?"
Nalan Qingcheng immediately became radiant and said, "Your first task is to give me a long face!"
The black cat immediately said: "I want to properly display my intelligence and skills, so as to set off yours even more extraordinary!"
Nalan Qingcheng couldn't help but smile: "It's basically the same meaning!"
The black cat asked, "Is there any more?"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "Your second task is to act as a thug for me. Wherever I point it, you hit it!"
"No problem! Even if you ask me to beat your man, I will definitely beat him to the teeth!" the black cat said confidently.
Nalan Qingcheng rolled his eyes at the black cat, and said, "Yudu has lost a lot of cattle this year, is it because you killed a lot? Can you beat my man?"
The black cat said brazenly: "As long as you let me beat him, I can beat him!"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "Your third task is to act as a bodyguard for my son after the child in my womb is born!"
"No problem!" The black cat shook its head and said, "I will definitely treat your son as my son!"
Nalan Qingcheng couldn't help being taken aback, feeling that the black cat's words were strange.But after careful consideration, there was nothing wrong with it.
The black cat asked, "Is there any more?"
Nalan Qingcheng thought for a while and said, "Not for the time being."
The black cat rolled its eyes like black jewels, and said, "For the sake of your sincerity, I will take the initiative to add a task to myself!"
Nalan Qingcheng asked, "What mission?"
The black cat said solemnly: "Whenever you take a bath, I will stand guard for you!"
(End of this chapter)
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