City Supreme Heavenly Emperor
Chapter 501 My Ass Is Not a Screw
Chapter 501 My Ass Is Not a Screw
Nalan Qingcheng held the mirror in one hand and touched her face with the other. Her extremely clear and beautiful Danfeng eyes were full of obsession, and her voice was full of narcissism: "This face is flawless, flawless, perfect, It can be said to gather the essence of the sun and the moon, and the beauty of Zhong Shanchuan! Even if the gods come down to earth, they can't compare to them!"
Among the four people kneeling at their feet were Nalan Qingcheng's former master and Nalan Qingcheng's biological parents, but Nalan Qingcheng did not shy away from it at all.
Then Nalan Qingcheng turned around and faced Nan Nan, her voice was full of tenderness: "Nan, tell the truth: do you love me, or my face?"
While talking, Nalan Qingcheng brought her pretty face to Nan Nan's and rubbed gently.
Emperor Ziwei and Saintess Lotus, who were kneeling on the ground, felt very uncomfortable: their own daughter was like a tigress in front of them, vicious and vicious.In front of Nan Nan, he became a docile sheep with a lot of affection.
Although Nan Nan has a thick skin, she is also a person with a bottom line.In front of the four people under her feet, Nan Nan couldn't do it to show off her affection with Nalan Qingcheng.
"Let Dugu Changfeng go where he should go!" Nan Nan said in an orderly tone.
"Yes!" Nalan Qingcheng smiled coquettishly at Nan Nan, turned around, and his eyes fell on the black screen: "The black screen!"
The shady quickly kowtowed: "The humble minister is here!"
Nalan Qingcheng's voice was very cold: "Shame, from now on, you will bring Dugu Changfeng to Binghuo Island. Dugu Changfeng is under your care! Without my order, you two are not allowed to leave Binghuo Island!"
The lotus maiden screamed first: "Qingcheng... No! Your Majesty, how could you banish your father to that ghostly place on Binghuo Island?"
Nalan Qingcheng stretched out his index finger of his right hand and pointed at the lotus maiden: "Shameless woman, shut up! Throughout the ages, there have been countless emperors killed by their own sons! The most benevolent emperor in the world!"
The lotus maiden's face was dismal, and she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!I thought to myself: "What evil did I do back then, how did I give birth to such a lawless evil?"
Fu Cheng plucked up his courage, kowtowed to Nalan Qingcheng and said, "Your Majesty, I'm sorry to say that an emperor should have the majesty of an emperor! You should call yourself 'Zhen' instead of 'Lao Niang'."
Unexpectedly, Nalan Qingcheng's pretty face darkened: "Fu Cheng, you are getting more and more confused with age! You are the biggest fool in the world!"
Hearing what Nalan Qingcheng said, not only Fu Cheng was stunned, but also Emperor Ziwei, the Holy Maiden of Lotus, and Shady were also stunned.
Because from the perspective of a courtier, there is nothing wrong with reminding his emperor to pay attention to his wording when speaking!Why is it that "the older you get, the more confused you become"?And also became the "No. [-] idiot in the world"?
Nalan Qingcheng's crisp voice sounded: "Fu Cheng, it seems that you are ignorant! Not all emperors can call themselves 'Zhen'."
After finishing speaking, Nalan Qingcheng turned to Nan Nan and said, "Nan, when you are not by my side, can I call myself 'Zhen'?"
"You can't at any time!" Nan Nan said firmly: "At any time, you are just my little wife!"
"Nan, this is wrong!" Nalan Qingcheng said righteously, but then her voice became very soft: "I am so beautiful, you have the heart to let me be your little wife for the rest of your life? If I behave well, can't you Let me be your eldest wife?"
After finishing speaking, Nalan Qingcheng rubbed Nan Nan's face with her pretty face.
Seeing this, the lotus saint's heart kept sinking: "My daughter, she put on a fierce face to me. In front of that evil Nan Nan, she turned into a pug dog wagging its tail and begging for mercy!"
After a while, Nalan Qingcheng said: "Black screen, you kneel down! Go to Binghuo Island and wait."
As if granted amnesty, the shady kowtowed and resigned.
Nalan Qingcheng said again: "Fu Cheng, from now on, you will be the commander of the Imperial Forest Army! I hope you will do your best and don't let me down."
Fu Cheng hurriedly kowtowed: "My minister obeys the order!"
Nalan Qingcheng waved his hand and said, "Kneel down!"
Fu Cheng kowtowed and said, "Resignation, my minister!"
When Fu Cheng got up from the ground, Nalan Qingcheng added: "Fu Cheng, work hard, if something goes wrong, I will personally spank your ass!"
After hearing this, Fu Cheng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!He mourned for himself in his heart: As a teacher, it is such a failure to teach such unreasonable students!
Before Fu Cheng took a few steps, Nan Nan scolded Nalan Qingcheng with a stern face: "A man and a woman can't kiss each other! You are a female emperor, but you spank the ass of a male minister. How can you be decent?"
Nalan Qingcheng said confidently: "You touch my ass, pinch my ass, and spank my ass all day! You have a strong butt complex, why can't I have a butt complex?"
As soon as Nalan Qingcheng finished speaking, Nan Nan pinched her ass.
Nalan Qingcheng screamed: "Nan, my butt is not a screw, I can't just twist it!"
Fu Cheng blushed, quickly quickened his pace, and walked out of the palace.
Emperor Ziwei and the Lotus Maiden knelt on the ground, but they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Hearing Nalan Qingcheng's screams, Nan Nan also blushed - in his opinion, it's nothing more than playing around with Nalan Qingcheng like this, but doing it in front of Nalan Qingcheng's biological parents is a bit of a rogue Taste it.
Sensing that Nan Nan had stopped, Nalan Qingcheng came alive again and said, "Nan, tell me, who is the person I admire the most?"
Nan Nan was taken aback, and said, "Could it be me? If it were me, I deserve it."
Nalan Qingcheng's tender body writhed in Nan Nan's arms, and said coquettishly, "Nan, you can't be so shameless! You must be humble!"
Nan Nan was taken aback and asked, "So, who is the person you admire the most?"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "The person I admire the most is naturally me!"
Nan Nan almost laughed out loud: "You can't be so shameless, you must be humble!"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "I admire myself the most, and it makes sense: when I decided to hand over my most precious virginity to you, you were just an inconspicuous governor of Yudu. You are the most shameless person in the whole world. From that pair of men and women, my choice must have been wrong! Looking at it now, my original choice was incomparably correct! And the most shameless pair of men and women in the world are now kneeling at the feet of the two of us. Killed our slaves!"
Kneeling at the feet of Nannan and Nalan Qingcheng were Emperor Ziwei and the Holy Maiden Lotus, they were about to explode with rage!
(End of this chapter)
Nalan Qingcheng held the mirror in one hand and touched her face with the other. Her extremely clear and beautiful Danfeng eyes were full of obsession, and her voice was full of narcissism: "This face is flawless, flawless, perfect, It can be said to gather the essence of the sun and the moon, and the beauty of Zhong Shanchuan! Even if the gods come down to earth, they can't compare to them!"
Among the four people kneeling at their feet were Nalan Qingcheng's former master and Nalan Qingcheng's biological parents, but Nalan Qingcheng did not shy away from it at all.
Then Nalan Qingcheng turned around and faced Nan Nan, her voice was full of tenderness: "Nan, tell the truth: do you love me, or my face?"
While talking, Nalan Qingcheng brought her pretty face to Nan Nan's and rubbed gently.
Emperor Ziwei and Saintess Lotus, who were kneeling on the ground, felt very uncomfortable: their own daughter was like a tigress in front of them, vicious and vicious.In front of Nan Nan, he became a docile sheep with a lot of affection.
Although Nan Nan has a thick skin, she is also a person with a bottom line.In front of the four people under her feet, Nan Nan couldn't do it to show off her affection with Nalan Qingcheng.
"Let Dugu Changfeng go where he should go!" Nan Nan said in an orderly tone.
"Yes!" Nalan Qingcheng smiled coquettishly at Nan Nan, turned around, and his eyes fell on the black screen: "The black screen!"
The shady quickly kowtowed: "The humble minister is here!"
Nalan Qingcheng's voice was very cold: "Shame, from now on, you will bring Dugu Changfeng to Binghuo Island. Dugu Changfeng is under your care! Without my order, you two are not allowed to leave Binghuo Island!"
The lotus maiden screamed first: "Qingcheng... No! Your Majesty, how could you banish your father to that ghostly place on Binghuo Island?"
Nalan Qingcheng stretched out his index finger of his right hand and pointed at the lotus maiden: "Shameless woman, shut up! Throughout the ages, there have been countless emperors killed by their own sons! The most benevolent emperor in the world!"
The lotus maiden's face was dismal, and she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!I thought to myself: "What evil did I do back then, how did I give birth to such a lawless evil?"
Fu Cheng plucked up his courage, kowtowed to Nalan Qingcheng and said, "Your Majesty, I'm sorry to say that an emperor should have the majesty of an emperor! You should call yourself 'Zhen' instead of 'Lao Niang'."
Unexpectedly, Nalan Qingcheng's pretty face darkened: "Fu Cheng, you are getting more and more confused with age! You are the biggest fool in the world!"
Hearing what Nalan Qingcheng said, not only Fu Cheng was stunned, but also Emperor Ziwei, the Holy Maiden of Lotus, and Shady were also stunned.
Because from the perspective of a courtier, there is nothing wrong with reminding his emperor to pay attention to his wording when speaking!Why is it that "the older you get, the more confused you become"?And also became the "No. [-] idiot in the world"?
Nalan Qingcheng's crisp voice sounded: "Fu Cheng, it seems that you are ignorant! Not all emperors can call themselves 'Zhen'."
After finishing speaking, Nalan Qingcheng turned to Nan Nan and said, "Nan, when you are not by my side, can I call myself 'Zhen'?"
"You can't at any time!" Nan Nan said firmly: "At any time, you are just my little wife!"
"Nan, this is wrong!" Nalan Qingcheng said righteously, but then her voice became very soft: "I am so beautiful, you have the heart to let me be your little wife for the rest of your life? If I behave well, can't you Let me be your eldest wife?"
After finishing speaking, Nalan Qingcheng rubbed Nan Nan's face with her pretty face.
Seeing this, the lotus saint's heart kept sinking: "My daughter, she put on a fierce face to me. In front of that evil Nan Nan, she turned into a pug dog wagging its tail and begging for mercy!"
After a while, Nalan Qingcheng said: "Black screen, you kneel down! Go to Binghuo Island and wait."
As if granted amnesty, the shady kowtowed and resigned.
Nalan Qingcheng said again: "Fu Cheng, from now on, you will be the commander of the Imperial Forest Army! I hope you will do your best and don't let me down."
Fu Cheng hurriedly kowtowed: "My minister obeys the order!"
Nalan Qingcheng waved his hand and said, "Kneel down!"
Fu Cheng kowtowed and said, "Resignation, my minister!"
When Fu Cheng got up from the ground, Nalan Qingcheng added: "Fu Cheng, work hard, if something goes wrong, I will personally spank your ass!"
After hearing this, Fu Cheng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!He mourned for himself in his heart: As a teacher, it is such a failure to teach such unreasonable students!
Before Fu Cheng took a few steps, Nan Nan scolded Nalan Qingcheng with a stern face: "A man and a woman can't kiss each other! You are a female emperor, but you spank the ass of a male minister. How can you be decent?"
Nalan Qingcheng said confidently: "You touch my ass, pinch my ass, and spank my ass all day! You have a strong butt complex, why can't I have a butt complex?"
As soon as Nalan Qingcheng finished speaking, Nan Nan pinched her ass.
Nalan Qingcheng screamed: "Nan, my butt is not a screw, I can't just twist it!"
Fu Cheng blushed, quickly quickened his pace, and walked out of the palace.
Emperor Ziwei and the Lotus Maiden knelt on the ground, but they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Hearing Nalan Qingcheng's screams, Nan Nan also blushed - in his opinion, it's nothing more than playing around with Nalan Qingcheng like this, but doing it in front of Nalan Qingcheng's biological parents is a bit of a rogue Taste it.
Sensing that Nan Nan had stopped, Nalan Qingcheng came alive again and said, "Nan, tell me, who is the person I admire the most?"
Nan Nan was taken aback, and said, "Could it be me? If it were me, I deserve it."
Nalan Qingcheng's tender body writhed in Nan Nan's arms, and said coquettishly, "Nan, you can't be so shameless! You must be humble!"
Nan Nan was taken aback and asked, "So, who is the person you admire the most?"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "The person I admire the most is naturally me!"
Nan Nan almost laughed out loud: "You can't be so shameless, you must be humble!"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "I admire myself the most, and it makes sense: when I decided to hand over my most precious virginity to you, you were just an inconspicuous governor of Yudu. You are the most shameless person in the whole world. From that pair of men and women, my choice must have been wrong! Looking at it now, my original choice was incomparably correct! And the most shameless pair of men and women in the world are now kneeling at the feet of the two of us. Killed our slaves!"
Kneeling at the feet of Nannan and Nalan Qingcheng were Emperor Ziwei and the Holy Maiden Lotus, they were about to explode with rage!
(End of this chapter)
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