City Supreme Heavenly Emperor

Chapter 624 You Are The Man Who Afraid Of His Wife The Most

After hearing what Dongmen Sandalwood said, Nangong Ziyan, Ximen Jinye, Beigong Qiushui, and Nalan Qingcheng all laughed.

Nan Nan laughed too, and said, "Then, let me tell a story about being afraid of my wife."

The four beauties of Yudu and Nalan Qingcheng all stared with curiosity and listened intently.

Nan Nan said: "There is a county magistrate who is very afraid of his wife. For this reason, he is often ridiculed by his colleagues. So, he wanted to do an investigation among his subordinates. On the same day, when he was being promoted, he suddenly asked him The guards said: "If you are afraid of your wife at home, stand on the left; if you are not afraid of your wife, stand on the right."

"In the end, just as the magistrate finished speaking, the guards clattered and stood on the left, and there was no one on the right!

"The county magistrate sighed and said: "It seems that I am not the only one who is afraid of his wife!" However, the county magistrate took a closer look, but found that there was a guard standing neither on the left nor on the right, but standing alone. in the middle!

"The county magistrate was surprised, and asked the guard standing in the middle: 'Are you afraid of your wife, or not? Stand on the left if you are afraid of your wife, and stand on the right if you are not afraid of your wife!

"Unexpectedly, the guard was a little embarrassed and said: 'Master of the county, I don't know how to stand in line now, I have to go home and ask my wife'.

"Hearing this, the county magistrate slapped the gavel and said loudly: 'You are the man who is most afraid of his wife'!"

Hearing this, the four beauties in Yudu all laughed. Nalan Qingcheng took a sip of wine and vomited on Beigong Qiushui's white dress, dyeing a white dress red in an instant. Qiu Shui pinched Nalan Qingcheng: "Xiao Wu, let your Xiao Chun do the laundry for me!"

Ximen Jinye commented: "Nan's joke is really funny! Oh, it would be great if all men in the world were afraid of their wives!"

Beigong Qiushui immediately said: "Third Sister, this statement is wrong! It is not necessary for all men in the world to be afraid of their wives, as long as Nan is afraid of their wives, that's fine."

Nangong Ziyan curled her lips: "If Nan was afraid of his wife, he wouldn't have messed with five wives in one go!"

Nan Nan quietly lit a cigarette, took a puff beautifully, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.

Nalan Qingcheng was startled suddenly, and his face sank: "Nan, put out the cigarette! If you smell like cigarettes, don't touch me!"

Nan Nan's temper was particularly good tonight, and she immediately put out the cigarette.

Ximen Jinye seemed to have discovered a new world, and yelled, "Nan, you are the man who is most afraid of his wife!"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter.

Nangong Ziyan looked up to the sky and sighed: "Nan, you ignore everything I say. You take everything that Xiaowu says as an imperial decree! She told you to put out the cigarette, so you just put it out? If you smell like smoke If she doesn't let you touch it, you can touch me! The smell of smoke on your body is my favorite, as long as I keep smelling the smell of smoke on your body, I don't need to smoke..."

Before Nangong Ziyan finished speaking, Dongmen Sandalwood, Ximen Jinye, Beigong Qiushui, and Nalan Qingcheng all burst into laughter.

Ximen Jinye covered her stomach, and said "Ouch", and said: "I didn't expect the second child to be so funny, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts, Ouch..."

Nangong Ziyan's words made Nan Nan a little embarrassed, and he quickly changed the topic: "Tanxiang, you said that you will be tired after the day, but let me tell you, the Emperor of the day will be even more tired! Now it seems that it is still in Yudu University. It's good to be a student! If you have nothing to do, you can just hold a cigarette in your mouth. It's better than a living god! In this world of the heavens, you have to pay attention to your image. You can't smoke in front of the ministers, right? When you were together, I wanted to smoke a cigarette to relax, but in the end, I still couldn't!"

As soon as smoking was mentioned, Nangong Ziyan became elated: "When Nan and I met for the first time, I found that he was very handsome smoking, and his smoke rings were exhaled. I knew at that time that this is a man with skills! Prove that my vision is right!"

Speaking of this, Nangong Ziyan's heart suddenly moved, and said: "In such a big place as the heavens, there are no tobacco growers or smokers. There are unlimited business opportunities here. Just imagine: once my tobacco The planting is successful, and the 'Ziyan brand' cigarettes can be put into production, and they will definitely become a fashionable and in-demand commodity! The upper class of the world must regard smoking as the most compelling behavior! Moreover, smoking is such a fashion, once Once you learn it, you will become addicted! Hehe, by then, I don’t think it will be difficult for me not to get rich!”

Nan Nan's eyes lit up: "A good idea! If you really want to promote it, it will greatly increase the court's income!"

Nalan Qingcheng curled her lips: "A man and a woman, two heavy smokers!"

Nan Nan took a look at Nalan Qingcheng and said, "Qingcheng, if generals don't move frequently, they will completely control the soldiers in their hands after a long time. As for generals, they will embrace their own self-respect, and they will not lose their tails. The formation of civil strife. A few days ago, I let the generals of the same level rotate on a large scale, which solved the problem that the generals could not lose their tail. However, another hidden danger has arisen: it is very easy to cause a situation of "the soldiers don't know the generals, and the generals don't know the soldiers". Once foreign enemies invade, the combat effectiveness of the army will be greatly reduced."

Nalan Qingcheng's eyes narrowed: "Nan, when I discussed this issue with you last time, you said that there is a way to get the best of both worlds. Let me ask you, and you said that it should be kept secret. Can we talk about it now?"

Nan Nan said: "The method is actually very simple: replace the most important general with someone I trust the most and who will never betray me!"

Nalan Qingcheng sneered: "Speak lightly! Do you know who will never betray you?"

"I know." Nan Nan said with a smile: "Now, the five people in front of me will never betray me."

The four beauties of Yudu and Nalan Qingcheng shouted together: "You let five of us lead the army?"

"It's not just about leading troops." Nan Nan said, "I've made a plan: Divide the entire army of the heavens into five parts, and each of you five will command a part of it. The land is roughly divided into five parts according to the east, west, north, and middle, and you five each rule a part of it."

The four beauties of Yudu and Nalan Qingcheng looked at each other, both stunned by Nan Nan's whimsical idea.

Nan Nan said: "In the history of the world of heaven, some emperors once assigned their brothers and nephews to various places as princes, and the world was divided into many princely states. As for me, I divided the world among my five wives. .”

Nangong Ziyan asked: "You have divided the whole world among five of us. Haven't you become the emperor of heaven?"

Nan Nan said, "I will be your full-time doctor."

The four beauties of Yudu and Nalan Qingcheng were stunned.

(End of this chapter)