City Supreme Heavenly Emperor
Chapter 633 I should also let the doctor put a needle in my heart
Chapter 633 I should also let the doctor put a needle in my heart
Nalan Qingcheng's pretty face was full of helplessness, she smiled wryly at Nan Nan and said, "Nan, there is a good saying: a tree is beautiful in the forest, but the wind will destroy it."
Nangong Ziyan immediately yelled: "Xiao Wu, I won't comment on whether you are a 'wood' or not. However, our four beauties in Yudu are not 'wind'!"
Ximen Jinye fiddled with the lock of blond hair on her forehead, and said: "There is another saying that is good: the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds!"
Nalan Qingcheng glared at Ximen Jinye, and said angrily: "Little San, you are not a good bird!"
Without waiting for Ximen Jinye to reply, Nan Nan said sternly: "You are not allowed to quarrel! If anyone continues to quarrel, I will kneel outside!"
It has to be said that Nan Nan, as the Supreme Heavenly Emperor, got angry, and the supreme majesty of the emperor permeated, and the women all shut their mouths tightly.
Nan Nan set her eyes on Dongmen Tanxiang: "Tanxiang, how do you feel now?"
Dongmen Sandalwood said: "First of all, I feel that my inner strength is stronger than before! More importantly: I suddenly have some knowledge about the world of the heavens in my mind! For example, the rules and regulations of the world of the heavens, Customs and customs, the way of the world, I remember very clearly, I have never learned this kind of knowledge before, but now, it is forced into my mind by an invisible force."
As soon as Dongmen Sandalwood finished speaking, Nangong Ziyan, Ximen Jinye, and Beigong Qiushui yelled together: "That's right, big sister is right, I am the same!"
Nalan Qingcheng felt very envious, pouted her small cherry mouth, twisted her delicate buttocks, and at the same time stomped her feet, and yelled at Nan Nan: "Nan, you are biased! Why don't you pass this knowledge on to Nan Nan? I?"
Nan Nan said: "You think I don't want to pass it on to you? But, the 'Only One in Heaven and Earth' you practice is completely different from my 'Kunpeng Kung Fu'. If I forcibly transmit knowledge to you, it will be equal to a fight between two internal forces. Both of us will be seriously injured! As for your four older sisters, since all of their internal energy comes from me, they are of the same origin, so there is no obstacle and they can pass through without hindrance."
Beigong Qiushui called out: "Nan, I suddenly thought of a question."
Nan Nan spat out a word: "Say."
Beigong Qiushui said: "In the past, why did you only transfer skills to our four sisters, but did not transfer knowledge?"
Nan Nan said: "Because at that time, my own skill was not up to the mark, and I couldn't transfer knowledge at all."
Before I knew it, it was getting dark.
Nan Nan passed on the decree, asking the imperial dining room to deliver a table of food to the imperial palace, as well as a bottle of wine.
Nan Nanping withdrew his servants, opened the wine himself, and said with a smile: "This is the so-called 'royal wine' in the world of the heavens, five ladies, let's try it!"
Nalan Qingcheng stretched out a finger, tapped Nan Nan's heart lightly, and asked, "You've consumed so much energy today, and you're still drinking?"
Nan Nan said, "If you drink a lot, your skills will recover quickly."
When it was time to drink and eat food, the four beauties of Yudu and Nalan Qingcheng complained that the food and wine were too bad.Nangong Ziyan said: "I dare say that any bar in Yudu is better than this table."
Nan Nan smiled: "People in Yudu pay attention to 'never tire of fine food, never tire of fine meat'. However, I told you that although people in the heavens have a lot of time, they spend a lot of time on food and drink. But it’s very sloppy, it’s shoddy.”
Nangong Ziyan said: "The food and drink are not good, why don't I tell a joke to refresh you."
Everyone was curious, they didn't expect Nangong Ziyan, who has always been carefree, to tell jokes, so they all listened attentively.
Nangong Ziyan continued: "In ancient times, there was a man. This man was very greedy for beauty, and he hardly breathed. He had five wives in a row, one eldest wife and four younger wives."
Hearing this, Dongmen Sandalwood, Ximen Jinye, Beigong Qiushui, and Nalan Qingcheng all stared at Nan Nan and smiled.
Nan Nan quickly said: "Zi Yan, you can't tell such a joke! I can hear it, it's making me up."
But Nangong Ziyan said: "Nan, don't take your seat according to the number, okay? The joke hasn't been finished yet, how do you know it was arranged for you?"
Nan Nan stopped talking.
Nangong Ziyan continued: "One day, that man who was greedy for beauty suddenly had a severe pain in his chest, and frightened his eldest wife, younger wife, and middle-aged wife..."
Hearing this, except for Nan Nan who didn't laugh, the rest of the people laughed.
Nangong Ziyan sighed a long time: "It seems that the joke I told is really good. You all started laughing before I finished it."
Beigong Qiushui said: "Second brother, what you said is wrong. In a family, there are big wives and young wives. How can there be middle-aged wives who are neither too big nor too young?"
Nangong Ziyan said: "Xiao Si, in a big family, how can there be no middle-aged and middle-aged wives? Take our family as an example. The eldest sister is Nan's eldest wife, and Xiao Wu is Nan's youngest wife. The three of us, aren't we just middle-aged wives?"
This time, everyone laughed.
Nangong Ziyan continued: "Then, the eldest wife sent servants and invited a doctor. The doctor first checked the man's pulse, and then said in a serious manner: 'This disease is very curable, as long as you put a knife on the heart The needle will definitely not hurt anymore!’ So, the eldest wife, the young wife, and the medium-sized wife all urged the doctor: “Hurry up and get the needle!” However, the doctor took the needle and pointed it at the man’s heart. , When the needle was about to go down, the eldest wife yelled: "It's sideways!" The doctor said: "I have been piercing the needle for so many years, and I can see it very accurately. It can't be out of the way!" The eldest wife said embarrassedly: "Doctor, Men with many wives are partial to each other...'"
Hearing this, the four women present all laughed.Beigong Qiushui said: "I don't know if Nan is biased."
Nan Nan touched her nose, and said solemnly: "It seems that I should also let the doctor inject a needle in my heart."
As soon as the words fell, the five women all laughed.
After laughing, Nan Nan asked Nalan Qingcheng: "Today, I transmitted the energy for your four sisters in the house, and you stayed outside, did you find anything unusual?"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "I saw that Tang Da wanted to approach, and after seeing me, he turned around and left."
Nan Nan pondered for a while, then said, "Tang Da should not be from the Demon Race."
Hearing the word "Devil Race", the four beauties in Yudu were all a little surprised.
Nalan Qingcheng told the four beauties of Yudu about what Xiaohe said.
After listening to it, the four beauties in Yudu all turned pale.
Nalan Qingcheng said: "Tomorrow, I will personally ask Tang Da."
(End of this chapter)
Nalan Qingcheng's pretty face was full of helplessness, she smiled wryly at Nan Nan and said, "Nan, there is a good saying: a tree is beautiful in the forest, but the wind will destroy it."
Nangong Ziyan immediately yelled: "Xiao Wu, I won't comment on whether you are a 'wood' or not. However, our four beauties in Yudu are not 'wind'!"
Ximen Jinye fiddled with the lock of blond hair on her forehead, and said: "There is another saying that is good: the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds!"
Nalan Qingcheng glared at Ximen Jinye, and said angrily: "Little San, you are not a good bird!"
Without waiting for Ximen Jinye to reply, Nan Nan said sternly: "You are not allowed to quarrel! If anyone continues to quarrel, I will kneel outside!"
It has to be said that Nan Nan, as the Supreme Heavenly Emperor, got angry, and the supreme majesty of the emperor permeated, and the women all shut their mouths tightly.
Nan Nan set her eyes on Dongmen Tanxiang: "Tanxiang, how do you feel now?"
Dongmen Sandalwood said: "First of all, I feel that my inner strength is stronger than before! More importantly: I suddenly have some knowledge about the world of the heavens in my mind! For example, the rules and regulations of the world of the heavens, Customs and customs, the way of the world, I remember very clearly, I have never learned this kind of knowledge before, but now, it is forced into my mind by an invisible force."
As soon as Dongmen Sandalwood finished speaking, Nangong Ziyan, Ximen Jinye, and Beigong Qiushui yelled together: "That's right, big sister is right, I am the same!"
Nalan Qingcheng felt very envious, pouted her small cherry mouth, twisted her delicate buttocks, and at the same time stomped her feet, and yelled at Nan Nan: "Nan, you are biased! Why don't you pass this knowledge on to Nan Nan? I?"
Nan Nan said: "You think I don't want to pass it on to you? But, the 'Only One in Heaven and Earth' you practice is completely different from my 'Kunpeng Kung Fu'. If I forcibly transmit knowledge to you, it will be equal to a fight between two internal forces. Both of us will be seriously injured! As for your four older sisters, since all of their internal energy comes from me, they are of the same origin, so there is no obstacle and they can pass through without hindrance."
Beigong Qiushui called out: "Nan, I suddenly thought of a question."
Nan Nan spat out a word: "Say."
Beigong Qiushui said: "In the past, why did you only transfer skills to our four sisters, but did not transfer knowledge?"
Nan Nan said: "Because at that time, my own skill was not up to the mark, and I couldn't transfer knowledge at all."
Before I knew it, it was getting dark.
Nan Nan passed on the decree, asking the imperial dining room to deliver a table of food to the imperial palace, as well as a bottle of wine.
Nan Nanping withdrew his servants, opened the wine himself, and said with a smile: "This is the so-called 'royal wine' in the world of the heavens, five ladies, let's try it!"
Nalan Qingcheng stretched out a finger, tapped Nan Nan's heart lightly, and asked, "You've consumed so much energy today, and you're still drinking?"
Nan Nan said, "If you drink a lot, your skills will recover quickly."
When it was time to drink and eat food, the four beauties of Yudu and Nalan Qingcheng complained that the food and wine were too bad.Nangong Ziyan said: "I dare say that any bar in Yudu is better than this table."
Nan Nan smiled: "People in Yudu pay attention to 'never tire of fine food, never tire of fine meat'. However, I told you that although people in the heavens have a lot of time, they spend a lot of time on food and drink. But it’s very sloppy, it’s shoddy.”
Nangong Ziyan said: "The food and drink are not good, why don't I tell a joke to refresh you."
Everyone was curious, they didn't expect Nangong Ziyan, who has always been carefree, to tell jokes, so they all listened attentively.
Nangong Ziyan continued: "In ancient times, there was a man. This man was very greedy for beauty, and he hardly breathed. He had five wives in a row, one eldest wife and four younger wives."
Hearing this, Dongmen Sandalwood, Ximen Jinye, Beigong Qiushui, and Nalan Qingcheng all stared at Nan Nan and smiled.
Nan Nan quickly said: "Zi Yan, you can't tell such a joke! I can hear it, it's making me up."
But Nangong Ziyan said: "Nan, don't take your seat according to the number, okay? The joke hasn't been finished yet, how do you know it was arranged for you?"
Nan Nan stopped talking.
Nangong Ziyan continued: "One day, that man who was greedy for beauty suddenly had a severe pain in his chest, and frightened his eldest wife, younger wife, and middle-aged wife..."
Hearing this, except for Nan Nan who didn't laugh, the rest of the people laughed.
Nangong Ziyan sighed a long time: "It seems that the joke I told is really good. You all started laughing before I finished it."
Beigong Qiushui said: "Second brother, what you said is wrong. In a family, there are big wives and young wives. How can there be middle-aged wives who are neither too big nor too young?"
Nangong Ziyan said: "Xiao Si, in a big family, how can there be no middle-aged and middle-aged wives? Take our family as an example. The eldest sister is Nan's eldest wife, and Xiao Wu is Nan's youngest wife. The three of us, aren't we just middle-aged wives?"
This time, everyone laughed.
Nangong Ziyan continued: "Then, the eldest wife sent servants and invited a doctor. The doctor first checked the man's pulse, and then said in a serious manner: 'This disease is very curable, as long as you put a knife on the heart The needle will definitely not hurt anymore!’ So, the eldest wife, the young wife, and the medium-sized wife all urged the doctor: “Hurry up and get the needle!” However, the doctor took the needle and pointed it at the man’s heart. , When the needle was about to go down, the eldest wife yelled: "It's sideways!" The doctor said: "I have been piercing the needle for so many years, and I can see it very accurately. It can't be out of the way!" The eldest wife said embarrassedly: "Doctor, Men with many wives are partial to each other...'"
Hearing this, the four women present all laughed.Beigong Qiushui said: "I don't know if Nan is biased."
Nan Nan touched her nose, and said solemnly: "It seems that I should also let the doctor inject a needle in my heart."
As soon as the words fell, the five women all laughed.
After laughing, Nan Nan asked Nalan Qingcheng: "Today, I transmitted the energy for your four sisters in the house, and you stayed outside, did you find anything unusual?"
Nalan Qingcheng said: "I saw that Tang Da wanted to approach, and after seeing me, he turned around and left."
Nan Nan pondered for a while, then said, "Tang Da should not be from the Demon Race."
Hearing the word "Devil Race", the four beauties in Yudu were all a little surprised.
Nalan Qingcheng told the four beauties of Yudu about what Xiaohe said.
After listening to it, the four beauties in Yudu all turned pale.
Nalan Qingcheng said: "Tomorrow, I will personally ask Tang Da."
(End of this chapter)
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