The president's hardcore fairy

Chapter 69
Si Jijing was already prepared, picked up his phone and pressed continuous shooting.

Everyone who was cheated: "..."

You know, he has bad intentions!

Si Jijing picked out a few ridiculously distorted photos and sent them to Moments with the words:

[This is the expression of eating shit/smirk/smirk/smirk]

The people who were cheated were angry, and ganged up on him: "You crazy guy!"

However, they were not his opponents at all, and in the end they were beaten to the point of crying and howling by him, and he even looked down on them with contempt.

Everyone: "..."

cry!

This circle of friends posted by Si Jijing is actually for Xiao Ruanruan to see.

But after half a day, all his pig and dog friends liked him, but Xiao Ruanruan didn't move at all.

Doesn't she like watching Moments?

Si Jijing moved his fingers and sent her a voice message: "The cabbage sum that grandpa planted is ready to eat, when are you free to come over and eat?"

After thinking about it for a while, I added another voice: "I used some of your herb..."

Feeling unclear, he clicked withdraw, ran into the medicine garden, took pictures of the vines and searched online, and finally found the name of the herb——

Chicken shit vine!
Really vivid.

He sent her a voice message again, the voice full of apology: "I'm sorry, I used the leaves of the chicken shit vine you planted without your consent, please give me a chance to make it up to you."

For the first time in his life, he took the initiative to send WeChat messages to a woman other than his mother, but it was like a mud cow.

Si Jijing turned over on the recliner depressedly: "Oh, woman!"

However, he still checked his phone from time to time to see if she had replied.

Until the end of the holiday, no!

Gu Lang was one of the people who were miserably cheated by Si Jijing's "Peerless Good Soup".

At first, he was a little angry.

But soon he discovered the beauty of soup.

Gu Lang's life is rich and colorful, and his stomach is poisoned by the fat, sweet, tea, tobacco, alcohol and old godmother every day, and he keeps protesting.

After drinking that bowl of peerless good soup, the confused spleen and stomach were immediately ironed out.

Not only that, but Gu Lang only slept for less than [-] hours on a national day, and he was still in good spirits, which was better than the spirit of the health-preserving party who goes to bed early and wakes up early every day.

"So he really didn't lie to me." Gu Lang felt ashamed of his narrow-mindedness, and wanted to ask him for more, and it would be better if he could get the formula, and it would be even better if he could supply it in restaurants in the future.

After a phone call, Si Jijing only said a few words: "No more. I'm in Kyoto, my father's here."

When Gu Lang thought of his father's majestic face on the news, he immediately became obedient, asked the name of the material and went to the executive chef of the restaurant.

The executive chef was stunned, helpless and helpless, and finally made him a chicken poop and vine green ball.

That's the smell of chicken shit.

Gu Lang was sure as soon as he smelled it, he pinched his nose and ate.

The smell of chicken feces is much lighter, and the aftertaste is less. Of course, it is still very disgusting.

He tried his best not to spit it out, and waited for the effect.

The result - I didn't feel any effect at all!

Is the portion too small?
One more?
Looking at the remaining green balls on the plate, he couldn't eat any more. He waited impatiently for Si Jijing to return to Qingshi, and immediately killed him.

Si Jijing lazily listened to his reason for coming, thinking that this was a legitimate reason to call, so he dialed Xiao Ruanruan's number.

Xiao Ruanruan was wondering where to take a medicinal bath, when she received a call from Si Jijing, her eyes lit up.

A large bathtub with vegetables soaked in spiritual energy is simply the best place to restore the meridians, bar none!

(End of this chapter)