Quick travel strategy: crushing male god 36 styles

Chapter 584 Readers and Authors Love and Kill Each Other (4)

"What about the update that was agreed two days ago? Huh? Have a cold? Are you going to get better?"

The sound of slapping the coffee table on the first day of the junior high school made Song Hanzhang tremble three times, and then the sluggish appearance just now changed into extremely weak. He covered his chest with his hand, coughed twice and stretched out his hand weakly to the first day of junior high school. hand.

"Remind the king? Why are you here? Cough cough cough, I am really sick, and I don't even have money to buy medicine~"

The first day of the junior high school who had already read the chat records between the original owner and Song Hanzhang thought that he was used to Song Hanzhang's little girl appearance, who knew that he was so lethal only after meeting him.

The first day of the junior high school who almost fell off the sofa sat down firmly, and slapped Song Hanzhang's forehead with his right hand, "Is it okay to have a little ambition? Those who don't know think you are really an eunuch."

I don’t know who Song Hanzhang learned his acting like a baby from. Every time I see him on the first day of junior high school, I get goosebumps all over my body. Fortunately, the plane has changed now. It’s not about attacking the hero, but making the hero fall in love with me. Otherwise, she really wants to let him see what it means to be loved to the death, to the death.

Song Hanzhang, who was stunned by the first glance, hugged his arms with innocence in his eyes, "I was... no, no, I'm not that, I have that!"

Realizing that he had said something wrong, Song Hanzhang hurriedly covered his lower body with both hands, explaining repeatedly that he was not a eunuch, and his lower body was still there.

Chu Yi, who was amused by Song Hanzhang's actions, leaned forward. When she laughed, she even smiled at the corners of her eyes.

"Do you want money? Do you want to become a great god?" Looking at the magnified face in front of him, Song Hanzhang nodded in a daze, and when he said he wanted to, he let Chuyi take him into the bedroom.

Pushing the person on the chair and sitting down, Chu Yi unhurriedly turned on the computer for him, and heard the rumbling sound from the host, Chu Yi moved the chair and sat aside.

"There are three main points in writing a novel, male protagonist, tearing x and slapping face, Mary Su, as long as you have these three, you are basically half successful." On the first day of the junior high school, counting these three points on your fingers, seeing Song Hanzhang nodding to take notes At that moment, he reached out to stop his movement.

"As for these three points, you don't care about any of them. Even if it's useless to memorize them, what you need now is practice! Instead of recording these non-existent things!"

After moving the mouse, the first day of the junior high school casually opened a document on the desktop, and saw that it was the book that the original owner had been chasing after for three years. I can't help but want to complain.

"The heroine is hot, the hero is weak, Song Hanzhang, what were you pretending to be? Shit?"

Seeing the content of the document Chapter 1, even the first-year junior high school student who doesn't like reading books feels disgusted.

"Xia night, Luo Xiaobai was walking alone on the street, and the surrounding black oppressed her so much that she couldn't breathe, so she walked faster and faster, faster and faster..."

"Is she flying? Going faster and faster?!" The first day of the junior high school was laughed angrily. From the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Song Hanzhang's expression of anger, but he didn't dare to touch himself, and the corners of his mouth were raised even higher. It's always bad, I'm curious, what caused you to write novels for five years, and the writing is still so bad?"

(End of this chapter)