Lord Lu is my merman tail

Chapter 271 Assassination
The grass is very soft, even if you roll around a few times, it won't matter.

It was a sunny day, and the two of them stopped after rolling a few laps. At that moment, Tang Li happened to be lying on top of him.

The little holy father rolled a few times, his handsome face was flushed, and his hair was a little messy. He looked easy to bully, and Tang Li felt itchy.

"Confused..." She dragged out her tone, her voice was also lazily, her eyes were bent, she looked like a sly little fox, she said, "I want to do something."

This kind of scene, this kind of sunlight, the little holy father closed his eyes at that time.

It must be a kiss, or even a kiss on the cheek, but he couldn't think of anything else.

However, the little mermaid never played cards out of routine. She looked at the little holy father who had closed her eyes, she was stunned for a moment, and then picked up her clothes.

Just close your eyes, you won't feel any guilt if you bully me.

The little holy father waited and waited for the kiss he expected, so he couldn't help but open his eyes, and saw the little mermaid smiling like a villain,

This is? ? ?

Before he could ask, Tang Li started to tickle him, laughing fiercely while scratching: "How is it? Are you scared? Beg for mercy if you are afraid, and beg me to let you go."

This is not a beautiful girl, this is clearly a bully.

However, the expected laughter did not appear as expected, but embarrassment began to spread.

The little holy father looked at her silently. After a long time, he smiled and said, "Li Li forgot, I'm not ticklish."

Li Li... really forgot.

This is so fucking embarrassing, she doesn't know how to speak, how to face it, at this moment, she just wants to escape.

"Cough... I just want to test you. What if you suppressed your smile on purpose last time and pretended to test me."

The little holy father was teased by her so that his chest trembled slightly, "Well, yes, what Li Li said is correct." After finishing speaking, seeing that she couldn't get off the stage, he changed his words again: "Why don't I pretend to smile, and you pretend to laugh again. Scratch it?"

What the hell is there to pretend, it's different when you say it.

"Who's pretending to you!" The little mermaid stood up angrily, "This is no fun, I'm going back to milking the cows."

There is a farm in the island, and the cows are still the ones she used to do variety shows. Tang Li thought that she was able to milk the cows once and twice. She could milk the cows successfully this time, but who knew that as soon as she squatted down, the cows I lost my temper.

Tang Li didn't dare to squeeze hard, so he could only coax: "Hey, my ancestor of the milk cow, don't be angry, you let me squeeze happily, I can move faster, if you are going to get angry, the end is to escape You won’t be squeezed by me, so there’s no need, boy, let’s calm down, I know that I may be a little strange to you, but I’m familiar with you once, and I’ll give you some milk later.”

The little mermaid said all the good things, but in the end the damn stinky cow still refused to let her squeeze, not only that, but kicked her hard at the end.

With this kick, Tang Li's eyes widened. Fortunately, she dodged in time and was spared. Otherwise, she would have to go to the hospital if she was on vacation.

"Good guy, I'll just milk you a little, but you want my life." Tang Li was so angry that she was angry at first by Lu Huo, and now at a cow. She couldn't believe it. Back to the game.

"Let me tell you, you have to squeeze if you don't have to squeeze today, no matter how bad-tempered you are!"

The little mermaid got into a fight with this cow, and neither one person nor the cow would let anyone else go. It was a stalemate like this, and finally the little holy father came forward.

It was rare for Lu Huo to see her childish side. He was happy, but he was afraid that she would be hurt by the cow, so he said, "Li Li, let me do it."

His comfort was different from Tang Li's. Tang Li relied on his words, but he relied on actions.

The little mermaid crossed her arms, but the three big characters of displeasure were written on her face, "Huohuo, your cow is disobedient."

The little Holy Father raised his voice, "Then, what does our Miss Tang want?"

Tang Li snorted, "The cow is disobedient, it must be because you, the master, didn't teach it well, so you have to apologize to me."

The words began to be distorted, but the little holy father was willing. After he finished milking the milk, he stood up again.

"It's my little cow who is disobedient, which makes us Miss Mermaid so displeased."

Tang Li was still humming arrogantly, "This kind of apology is not good, it is not sincere."

The little holy father still smiled, "What do you think the mermaid lady should do?"

Tang Li touched his chin, thought for a while, and finally said: "How about this, you cook all the meals today, and after dinner, you still have to swim with me!"

This is no wayward young lady, she is clearly a cute and arrogant ghost.

The little holy father didn't know for a moment whether he was punishing him or rewarding him. That was the little mermaid's tail, the most amazing tail he had ever thought of.

"It's all up to you."

The little mermaid opened her mouth, but there was no way she would disagree.

The two are like young couples who have just fallen in love, with sunny smiles and quarrels from time to time, but they make up soon after the quarrel. This situation did not finally calm down until the little holy father finished milking the milk.

Tang Li looked at the milk in the bucket, then at the furious cow just now, and now he is so well-behaved, he couldn't help mumbling speechlessly.

"What, look down on my mermaid family."

The little holy father looked at the cute ghost beside him, smiled and shook his head and said, "Don't you dare? It's not that my little cow looks down on Li Li, it's because it's afraid that you'll be tired. How can this kind of dirty work bother us little mermaids?" , instead of me, you just need to sit there."

Who doesn't like sweet talk, of course Tang Li knew that the little holy father was comforting her, but she felt very comfortable listening to it.

So, she raised her chin proudly, "Forget your cows are smart, let's go, let's boil milk for drinking."

The two of them were just about to go back happily with the milk in their hands, but just as they turned around, there was a sudden sound of '咻' next to their ears, the sound was urgent and fast, and then the cow grazing behind them suddenly fell down.

The sound of falling heavily made the little holy father forget about the milk in his hand, he threw the milk aside, and immediately pulled Tang Li to lie down.

And at the moment when they lay down, a sharp arrow flew over their heads, and finally shot straight into another cow.

Another cow fell, and the smile on the little Holy Father's face disappeared. This is his territory, his island, and no one is allowed to approach him at all. He is unexpectedly familiar with this kind of blatant assassination.

They were all chased to the door and assassinated, and the little holy father's dark eyes immediately flashed fiercely, if it was only for him, it would be fine, but there is Tang Li beside him!

This is unbearable!

"Li Li, I'll take you home first."

(End of this chapter)