Chapter 384 Fatty Rescued
Child molestation, in fact, I have heard about it a long time ago, not only in the Tang Dynasty, but many high officials in China have this perverted habit!For example, the famous painter Zheng Banqiao liked young boys and girls, and wrote a poem saying that he wanted to grow old together with his little book boy.
It's just that what I never expected is that these people can't forget this disgusting habit.But after thinking about it, I always feel that something is not quite right. If it is true that these ghost brides were sent to the underworld, as the two old men said, then how could their bodies be hung in the lair of the blue-faced monsters? ?
Thinking of this, I looked at the red faces around me again. It was okay if I didn't look at them, but after looking at them, I found that one of the red faces actually stuck out its blood-red tongue at me!
In such a quiet cave, only the sound of the wind was the only sound. Just after listening to the horror stories told by the two old men, I found a ghost bride moving. I couldn't help but tremble...
Fortunately, there were many people around and the torches were bright enough, so I quickly shook my head to calm myself down!
My actions immediately caught the attention of the fourth girl, and he glanced at me with cold eyes.
At this time, I didn't have time to explain to the fourth girl, so I could only point my hand forward, indicating that a big red face was moving.
I don't know if it is my hallucination?When I was showing the direction to the fourth girl, I suddenly felt dozens of pairs of eyes staring at me in unison, as if at that moment just now, all the red faces hanging in the cave were all revived.
My mood couldn't help but thumped a bit. Could it be that those two old people really hit the mark, are these red faces ghosts?
shouldn't be...
Although I have been to three ancient tombs and seen countless strange things that cannot be explained clearly, I have never seen a ghost with my own eyes.What's more, this is not the underworld, but the lair of those blue-faced monsters. If they want to seek revenge, these ghosts are also going to find the blue-faced monsters. It has nothing to do with us?
Thinking of this, I bravely prepared to go forward to see what was going on with that red face.
The fourth girl is on the side, so there shouldn't be any major problems.
At this time, other people also seemed to feel something strange, especially those two veterans saw me touching those red faces again, and they didn't stop me this time.
I didn't dare to move, and touched the arm of the red face first, and found that although the arm was cold, it was not the cold of a dead body, and there was still a faint pulse beating.
I was shocked, alive?Could it be that the one in front of me is not a mummy at all, but a living person?
Just when I was about to check the big red face further, the big red face screamed fiercely.
I couldn't dodge in time, and I was kicked to the ground immediately!
Before I got up, the fourth girl shot like lightning, two fingers had already stabbed the red face.
I quickly closed my eyes, not to watch the next bloody scene, the fourth girl made a move, even if the opponent was a monster, he would be finished.However, I didn't hear the sound of the fourth girl dropping her hand for a long time. I opened my eyes quickly, only to find that the two fingers of the fourth girl stopped at the throat of the big red face, and did not stab it.
"My own." The fourth girl withdrew her finger lightly.
I was stunned for a moment, and when I saw the plump face of the big red face clearly, I couldn't help yelling: "Fatty, you fucking court death!"
"Hey...hey...just kidding!" The fat man grinned at me, and then tore off the red wedding dress on himself.
It's good that the fat man doesn't smile, it's uglier than crying when he smiles, especially with thick rouge and gouache on his face, no matter how he looks like Zhu Bajie who has been beaten back to his original shape, it makes me sick to the core.
I also kicked the fat man politely, and cursed: "What's going on? What kind of joke is it? It's not good to make such a joke. Where's Jack?"
"No, he is, but he should have passed out." The fat man pointed to the big red face hanging behind him and said, "Grandma's! This guy is ashamed to say that he is from the US Marine Corps. When he saw those blue The monster in front of me pissed my pants in fright. If it wasn’t for Fat Master’s resourcefulness, I would have been eaten by those monsters long ago..."
James, who had just finished changing the bandages for Uncle Ming, heard that Jack was hanging behind the fat man, pulled out his paratrooper knife and cut off the rope hanging on Jack, and then quickly checked Jack's heartbeat and pulse.
"Don't look at it, there's nothing wrong with this guy, he's just too tired and overly frightened, he passed out!" said the fat man.
I saw that the fat man was not only fine, but still alive and well, so I asked, "You have the nerve to say, why didn't you call us when we came in just now? Now you are scaring us."
"Uh." The fat man scratched his head embarrassingly and explained, "That...fat man...I...I overslept!"
"Did you oversleep?" Wang Yuanchao, who was guarding the entrance of the cave, glanced at the fat man sarcastically: "It seems that you also fainted from fright."
"Nonsense." The fat man rolled his eyes and scolded: "How can I say that I am also a person who has seen the world, the dignified Panjiayuan's little prince who touches gold, can be frightened by these blue-haired monkeys? But having said that, these What the hell are the blue-faced monsters? It's really hard to deal with, Fatty, I only felt that my eyes were black, and I was caught by these monsters and came into the hole."
I was no stranger to Fatty's big nerves, so I asked him to tell the story exactly.
It turned out that the fat man was watching the night at the time, and it was nothing at all, but he got a sap on the back of the head while guarding, and was dragged up a tree by several blue-faced monsters.Fatty didn't react for a while, and when he thought of asking for help, those blue-faced monsters had already taken Fatty away from the camp.
Although the fat man who was taken away was flustered, he calmed down quickly as he was a person who had seen strong winds and waves after all.
Fatty didn't struggle at that time, he planned to see what these blue-faced monsters were going to do first.
Unexpectedly, the fat man was brought into this cave full of dead bodies. At the same time, the fat man also saw Jack. Jack was completely paralyzed from fright, lying on the ground and urinating his pants, which was of no help to the fat man at all.
According to the observation along the way, Fatty discovered that these blue-faced monsters are not only extremely powerful, but also very fast. It is almost impossible to escape from the cave with his skill alone.Just when the fat man didn't know how to escape, the sound of shooting came from outside one after another, and the fat man knew that we might be coming.
Seeing those blue-faced monsters leaving the cave in a swarm, the fat man took the opportunity to strip off the clothes of the two red-faced monsters.
When life and death were at stake, the fat man didn't care about any evil spirits, so he used his saliva to smear some rouge and powder on the faces of the corpses, and rubbed them on his own face indiscriminately.After everything was ready, the fat man took Jack and mixed in among these red faces.
In order to avoid getting in the way of Jack's quarrel, the fat man knocked Jack out again.
However, when all this was just done, it was already late at night, and the fat man didn't sleep all night, and when he was exhausted, he fell asleep on the spot.So much so that the fourth girl came in, but he didn't notice.When he woke up, he saw me and heard those two old men telling ghost stories, so the fat man took a bad breath and intentionally frightened me when I was nervous, but he didn't expect to be subdued by the fourth girl .
While picking up the mineral water to remove makeup, the fat man said, "It's not fun, it's not fun! There is a bug like the fourth girl, so I can't continue playing at all. But then again, the horror legend about the cannibal mother-in-law is the mother's fault. A group of blue-faced monsters? I didn’t expect that these things not only like to catch people, but also have a hobby of collecting mummies, grandma, when the fat man sees them later, he will definitely reward them with a few bullets!"
(End of this chapter)
Child molestation, in fact, I have heard about it a long time ago, not only in the Tang Dynasty, but many high officials in China have this perverted habit!For example, the famous painter Zheng Banqiao liked young boys and girls, and wrote a poem saying that he wanted to grow old together with his little book boy.
It's just that what I never expected is that these people can't forget this disgusting habit.But after thinking about it, I always feel that something is not quite right. If it is true that these ghost brides were sent to the underworld, as the two old men said, then how could their bodies be hung in the lair of the blue-faced monsters? ?
Thinking of this, I looked at the red faces around me again. It was okay if I didn't look at them, but after looking at them, I found that one of the red faces actually stuck out its blood-red tongue at me!
In such a quiet cave, only the sound of the wind was the only sound. Just after listening to the horror stories told by the two old men, I found a ghost bride moving. I couldn't help but tremble...
Fortunately, there were many people around and the torches were bright enough, so I quickly shook my head to calm myself down!
My actions immediately caught the attention of the fourth girl, and he glanced at me with cold eyes.
At this time, I didn't have time to explain to the fourth girl, so I could only point my hand forward, indicating that a big red face was moving.
I don't know if it is my hallucination?When I was showing the direction to the fourth girl, I suddenly felt dozens of pairs of eyes staring at me in unison, as if at that moment just now, all the red faces hanging in the cave were all revived.
My mood couldn't help but thumped a bit. Could it be that those two old people really hit the mark, are these red faces ghosts?
shouldn't be...
Although I have been to three ancient tombs and seen countless strange things that cannot be explained clearly, I have never seen a ghost with my own eyes.What's more, this is not the underworld, but the lair of those blue-faced monsters. If they want to seek revenge, these ghosts are also going to find the blue-faced monsters. It has nothing to do with us?
Thinking of this, I bravely prepared to go forward to see what was going on with that red face.
The fourth girl is on the side, so there shouldn't be any major problems.
At this time, other people also seemed to feel something strange, especially those two veterans saw me touching those red faces again, and they didn't stop me this time.
I didn't dare to move, and touched the arm of the red face first, and found that although the arm was cold, it was not the cold of a dead body, and there was still a faint pulse beating.
I was shocked, alive?Could it be that the one in front of me is not a mummy at all, but a living person?
Just when I was about to check the big red face further, the big red face screamed fiercely.
I couldn't dodge in time, and I was kicked to the ground immediately!
Before I got up, the fourth girl shot like lightning, two fingers had already stabbed the red face.
I quickly closed my eyes, not to watch the next bloody scene, the fourth girl made a move, even if the opponent was a monster, he would be finished.However, I didn't hear the sound of the fourth girl dropping her hand for a long time. I opened my eyes quickly, only to find that the two fingers of the fourth girl stopped at the throat of the big red face, and did not stab it.
"My own." The fourth girl withdrew her finger lightly.
I was stunned for a moment, and when I saw the plump face of the big red face clearly, I couldn't help yelling: "Fatty, you fucking court death!"
"Hey...hey...just kidding!" The fat man grinned at me, and then tore off the red wedding dress on himself.
It's good that the fat man doesn't smile, it's uglier than crying when he smiles, especially with thick rouge and gouache on his face, no matter how he looks like Zhu Bajie who has been beaten back to his original shape, it makes me sick to the core.
I also kicked the fat man politely, and cursed: "What's going on? What kind of joke is it? It's not good to make such a joke. Where's Jack?"
"No, he is, but he should have passed out." The fat man pointed to the big red face hanging behind him and said, "Grandma's! This guy is ashamed to say that he is from the US Marine Corps. When he saw those blue The monster in front of me pissed my pants in fright. If it wasn’t for Fat Master’s resourcefulness, I would have been eaten by those monsters long ago..."
James, who had just finished changing the bandages for Uncle Ming, heard that Jack was hanging behind the fat man, pulled out his paratrooper knife and cut off the rope hanging on Jack, and then quickly checked Jack's heartbeat and pulse.
"Don't look at it, there's nothing wrong with this guy, he's just too tired and overly frightened, he passed out!" said the fat man.
I saw that the fat man was not only fine, but still alive and well, so I asked, "You have the nerve to say, why didn't you call us when we came in just now? Now you are scaring us."
"Uh." The fat man scratched his head embarrassingly and explained, "That...fat man...I...I overslept!"
"Did you oversleep?" Wang Yuanchao, who was guarding the entrance of the cave, glanced at the fat man sarcastically: "It seems that you also fainted from fright."
"Nonsense." The fat man rolled his eyes and scolded: "How can I say that I am also a person who has seen the world, the dignified Panjiayuan's little prince who touches gold, can be frightened by these blue-haired monkeys? But having said that, these What the hell are the blue-faced monsters? It's really hard to deal with, Fatty, I only felt that my eyes were black, and I was caught by these monsters and came into the hole."
I was no stranger to Fatty's big nerves, so I asked him to tell the story exactly.
It turned out that the fat man was watching the night at the time, and it was nothing at all, but he got a sap on the back of the head while guarding, and was dragged up a tree by several blue-faced monsters.Fatty didn't react for a while, and when he thought of asking for help, those blue-faced monsters had already taken Fatty away from the camp.
Although the fat man who was taken away was flustered, he calmed down quickly as he was a person who had seen strong winds and waves after all.
Fatty didn't struggle at that time, he planned to see what these blue-faced monsters were going to do first.
Unexpectedly, the fat man was brought into this cave full of dead bodies. At the same time, the fat man also saw Jack. Jack was completely paralyzed from fright, lying on the ground and urinating his pants, which was of no help to the fat man at all.
According to the observation along the way, Fatty discovered that these blue-faced monsters are not only extremely powerful, but also very fast. It is almost impossible to escape from the cave with his skill alone.Just when the fat man didn't know how to escape, the sound of shooting came from outside one after another, and the fat man knew that we might be coming.
Seeing those blue-faced monsters leaving the cave in a swarm, the fat man took the opportunity to strip off the clothes of the two red-faced monsters.
When life and death were at stake, the fat man didn't care about any evil spirits, so he used his saliva to smear some rouge and powder on the faces of the corpses, and rubbed them on his own face indiscriminately.After everything was ready, the fat man took Jack and mixed in among these red faces.
In order to avoid getting in the way of Jack's quarrel, the fat man knocked Jack out again.
However, when all this was just done, it was already late at night, and the fat man didn't sleep all night, and when he was exhausted, he fell asleep on the spot.So much so that the fourth girl came in, but he didn't notice.When he woke up, he saw me and heard those two old men telling ghost stories, so the fat man took a bad breath and intentionally frightened me when I was nervous, but he didn't expect to be subdued by the fourth girl .
While picking up the mineral water to remove makeup, the fat man said, "It's not fun, it's not fun! There is a bug like the fourth girl, so I can't continue playing at all. But then again, the horror legend about the cannibal mother-in-law is the mother's fault. A group of blue-faced monsters? I didn’t expect that these things not only like to catch people, but also have a hobby of collecting mummies, grandma, when the fat man sees them later, he will definitely reward them with a few bullets!"
(End of this chapter)
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