Chapter 206 Let me tell you a joke
Fourth Master lay still, like an ice cube, his whole body was terribly cold.
Alas, as a prince, there are also unsatisfactory things!
Yuan Yang didn't dare to get too close to the ice, thought for a while, and said in a low voice, "Master, let me tell you a joke."
Fourth master didn't speak.
Silence is the default, Yuan Yang coughed, and said in a low voice, "Wife and concubine compete for favor, and the husband likes concubine in his heart, but he doesn't want to say it clearly, so he deliberately reprimanded her, saying, 'It's better to kill her, so as not to get angry!'Concubine Hearing this, he fled back to the room, and the husband took a knife and chased him in. The wife thought she was going to kill her. After a while, she didn't see her husband coming back, so she went to visit and saw the two of them having fun. Seeing this, the wife was furious and said , 'If this is the way to kill, why not kill me first!'"
Yuan Yang's voice was crisp and fast, like a silver bell, before he finished speaking, he started giggling.
It's just that the people who listened to the joke didn't react at all.
Is this a bad joke?Yuan Yang laughed to himself for a while, feeling inexplicably embarrassed.
Well, she was also full of sperm and brains, so she told some pornographic jokes in front of an old driver!
He silently pulled the quilt over his face.
Suddenly, a pair of long arms stretched out and engulfed her small body. She turned over and lay on his body.
Fourth Master pressed her head against his chest, and said in a muffled voice, "Sleep!"
Yuan Yang's heart skipped a beat, she pursed her lips and smiled, and suddenly said a word, the most romantic thing I can think of is to sleep with you.
Sure enough, it was different when someone hugged the pillow with flesh, and Yuan Yang soon fell asleep.
When I woke up, the sun was shining on my buttocks, and my grandfather left again.
Yuan Yang felt that as a slave, he woke up later than his master, and felt a little guilty. After thinking about it, he went straight to the kitchen without washing up.
Not long after, after going down to court, the fourth master who arrived at the Ministry of Officials received a food box from Qingfeng.
"Mo Yu sent it here, and said that the master came to court early in the morning, so he must be hungry."
Fourth master took it, opened it, looked at it silently for a while, and suddenly pursed his lips and smiled.
What the hell is this, something in the shape of a villain, can it be eaten?This villain, could not be placed according to himself.
Well, this hat and this belt are really similar.
When the colleagues around saw it, they couldn't help but take a few extra glances.
"Wow, so exquisite."
"It smells good."
"It's said that the cook of the fourth master's family is one of the best in the capital. It seems true."
"The most rare thing is this heart to serve the master, tsk tsk, look at this heart, it's full of love!"
It's rare for everyone to look at you and say a word to me.
Fourth Master picked up the delicate little fork on the side, forked a piece of heart-shaped ham, put it in his mouth, and chewed slowly, then the egg with a smiling face on it, then the unknown flowers and plants on the side, and then the head of the little man, the little man Human hands, villain's feet, villain's neck, villain's body...
The ingredients are rich, the meat and vegetables are matched, and the taste is excellent!
After a while, a creative breakfast of love filled my stomach.
Picking up the small spoon, he opened the cup next to it, which was called Kannuo. The name was too tricky, so it had to be changed!
Two milky white hearts float on it, and it looks particularly heart-warming in the cool morning breeze.
After stirring it with a spoon, the aroma was tangy, Fourth Master pursed his lips and took a sip, feeling refreshed.
The aroma was so strong that everyone around could smell it, "Fourth Master, what are you drinking?"
"Jiasu."
The onlookers exploded in an instant!
It is indeed the taste of Jiasu, but, why is it so fragrant, they never knew that Jiasu can still drink, and can drink like this!
"This has a refreshing effect. Drinking it alone will be very bitter. If it is like this, add milk." The handsome fourth master patiently explained it to everyone.
This woman dares to eat anything, Jiasu is precious. During this time, I heard that kitchen compradors are buying Jiasu everywhere.
It turned out that after listening to the explanation, everyone secretly prepared to go back and make a cup to try.
Yuan Yang didn't know that his love bento had caused a lot of commotion, which led to the phenomenon of everyone rushing to buy Jiasu in the market.
Master Bo is in a bad mood, her original intention was just to spend some time thinking, Master Bo just smiled.
After Yuan Yang finished his master's breakfast, he came to Jiuzhen Building as usual.
Unexpectedly, I saw the sixth lady of the Wang family again.
(End of this chapter)
Fourth Master lay still, like an ice cube, his whole body was terribly cold.
Alas, as a prince, there are also unsatisfactory things!
Yuan Yang didn't dare to get too close to the ice, thought for a while, and said in a low voice, "Master, let me tell you a joke."
Fourth master didn't speak.
Silence is the default, Yuan Yang coughed, and said in a low voice, "Wife and concubine compete for favor, and the husband likes concubine in his heart, but he doesn't want to say it clearly, so he deliberately reprimanded her, saying, 'It's better to kill her, so as not to get angry!'Concubine Hearing this, he fled back to the room, and the husband took a knife and chased him in. The wife thought she was going to kill her. After a while, she didn't see her husband coming back, so she went to visit and saw the two of them having fun. Seeing this, the wife was furious and said , 'If this is the way to kill, why not kill me first!'"
Yuan Yang's voice was crisp and fast, like a silver bell, before he finished speaking, he started giggling.
It's just that the people who listened to the joke didn't react at all.
Is this a bad joke?Yuan Yang laughed to himself for a while, feeling inexplicably embarrassed.
Well, she was also full of sperm and brains, so she told some pornographic jokes in front of an old driver!
He silently pulled the quilt over his face.
Suddenly, a pair of long arms stretched out and engulfed her small body. She turned over and lay on his body.
Fourth Master pressed her head against his chest, and said in a muffled voice, "Sleep!"
Yuan Yang's heart skipped a beat, she pursed her lips and smiled, and suddenly said a word, the most romantic thing I can think of is to sleep with you.
Sure enough, it was different when someone hugged the pillow with flesh, and Yuan Yang soon fell asleep.
When I woke up, the sun was shining on my buttocks, and my grandfather left again.
Yuan Yang felt that as a slave, he woke up later than his master, and felt a little guilty. After thinking about it, he went straight to the kitchen without washing up.
Not long after, after going down to court, the fourth master who arrived at the Ministry of Officials received a food box from Qingfeng.
"Mo Yu sent it here, and said that the master came to court early in the morning, so he must be hungry."
Fourth master took it, opened it, looked at it silently for a while, and suddenly pursed his lips and smiled.
What the hell is this, something in the shape of a villain, can it be eaten?This villain, could not be placed according to himself.
Well, this hat and this belt are really similar.
When the colleagues around saw it, they couldn't help but take a few extra glances.
"Wow, so exquisite."
"It smells good."
"It's said that the cook of the fourth master's family is one of the best in the capital. It seems true."
"The most rare thing is this heart to serve the master, tsk tsk, look at this heart, it's full of love!"
It's rare for everyone to look at you and say a word to me.
Fourth Master picked up the delicate little fork on the side, forked a piece of heart-shaped ham, put it in his mouth, and chewed slowly, then the egg with a smiling face on it, then the unknown flowers and plants on the side, and then the head of the little man, the little man Human hands, villain's feet, villain's neck, villain's body...
The ingredients are rich, the meat and vegetables are matched, and the taste is excellent!
After a while, a creative breakfast of love filled my stomach.
Picking up the small spoon, he opened the cup next to it, which was called Kannuo. The name was too tricky, so it had to be changed!
Two milky white hearts float on it, and it looks particularly heart-warming in the cool morning breeze.
After stirring it with a spoon, the aroma was tangy, Fourth Master pursed his lips and took a sip, feeling refreshed.
The aroma was so strong that everyone around could smell it, "Fourth Master, what are you drinking?"
"Jiasu."
The onlookers exploded in an instant!
It is indeed the taste of Jiasu, but, why is it so fragrant, they never knew that Jiasu can still drink, and can drink like this!
"This has a refreshing effect. Drinking it alone will be very bitter. If it is like this, add milk." The handsome fourth master patiently explained it to everyone.
This woman dares to eat anything, Jiasu is precious. During this time, I heard that kitchen compradors are buying Jiasu everywhere.
It turned out that after listening to the explanation, everyone secretly prepared to go back and make a cup to try.
Yuan Yang didn't know that his love bento had caused a lot of commotion, which led to the phenomenon of everyone rushing to buy Jiasu in the market.
Master Bo is in a bad mood, her original intention was just to spend some time thinking, Master Bo just smiled.
After Yuan Yang finished his master's breakfast, he came to Jiuzhen Building as usual.
Unexpectedly, I saw the sixth lady of the Wang family again.
(End of this chapter)
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