Running Man's Entertainment Life

Chapter 510 Outbreak
Chen Mu waved his hand away without showing mercy, his eyes overflowed with indifference, and he slapped the stick flying from behind, incidentally, and landed fiercely on the bearded face behind.

"Snapped."

The middle-aged man with beard and beard in a dirty white shirt was stunned by Chen Mu's slap. He looked at Chen Mu blankly, then raised his dirty palm and wiped it. She licked her face, twitched the corners of her mouth, let out a very young voice, and said in a daze, "It seems to be numb."

"." Chen Mu.

Is this man a fool?

No, it seems like something is wrong.

Why does the stick look fierce, but it has no strength at all, just like acting.

Chen Mu frowned and looked at the downcast greasy middle-aged man who suddenly attacked him, his eyes were scrutinized, and then his expression gradually became serious, very serious.

"It seems that something happened."

Chen Mu glanced at his palm, and suddenly muttered to himself.

"Dude, it's just acting, you don't need to be so serious."

The downcast greasy middle-aged man tore off his beard, revealing his healthy bronze skin, pulled the corners of his mouth, stared at Chen Mu, and said in a young voice: "My face is numb."

acting?

Chen Mu pursed his lips, then the muscles in his legs tightened, and he wanted to run with oil on the soles of his feet.

"Crack."

In the distance, a fat man with a camera in his hand ran over, the flesh on his stomach trembling, and stopped in front of Chen Mu and the greasy middle-aged man. Facing Chen Mu and the greasy middle-aged number, he said: "What's the matter with you two, don't you know this is a small production? Try to save time and tape, our time and funds are very limited, can you be more serious, Are you still a professional actor? Huh? Talk!"

Chen Mu raised his head in a daze, looked at the camera in Fatty's hand, and felt 1 mother-in-laws in his heart. This is actually the crew, and he accidentally broke into the crew?

And such a down-and-out crew?
Shooting movies or TV shows with this ancient equipment?
Nima, how poor are you guys? I didn't realize this was a production crew just now, so I'm so tired.

What a mess.

Can you run now?

This, this..., what is it? This is.

"Director, he hit me." The down-and-out middle-aged man took off his messy hair, revealing a very young and healthy face, covered with makeup, but can it hinder the rosiness on his left cheek? It was swollen by Chen Mu's slap.

Chen Mu looked at the face, his eyebrows twitched, he couldn't bear to look directly, and wanted to run away.

What a mess, what a mess.

Chen Mu kept repeating this sentence in his heart.

"Fuck, where did the pig's head come from?"

Fatty, no, the director pushed his glasses, then stared blankly at the young boy disguised as a downcast middle-aged man, all his attention was on the left side of his face, then looked back at Chen Mu, and said, "Xiao Zhang, although You are also a professional actor, but you don't want to be so ruthless, do you get into the drama too deeply?"

"It's not like that if you get into the drama too deeply, look at the slap you gave Xiao Liu, tsk tsk tsk, are you two rivals in love or have a sworn feud, this slap completely created an artificial pig's head. "

The director launched a fierce criticism and education on Chen Mu.

"Xiao Liu turned into a pig head, do you think it will show that you are very dedicated?"

"No, you're wasting all of our time."

"Funds, tapes, and the treatment of Xiao Liu's face that turned into a pig's head all cost money. This is not your dedication, but you are wasting more money and time, you know?"

"Before I came, what did I tell you, saving time and saving money, you all ignored it!"

The fat director broke out, his face was red with anger, his fat body was shaking, he was full of anger, he couldn't leave the pig's head and money, and he still had time, sprayed Chen Mu's spitting stars, and sprayed the lens in front of Chen Mu into a pile of small water Dot, blurry and can't see what's in front of you.

Xiao Liu was ashamed when he heard that, that pig's head was just to describe him, it made him feel ashamed.

Chen Mu stared blankly at the fat man, a little dizzy.

Pig head?

Isn't it?

So fat, all the funds are eaten in this stomach.

"Director, can you change the word pig head?" Xiao Liu cautiously mentioned that he was a pig head, wanting to restore his image.

"Don't worry, Xiao Liu, this director is criticizing Xiao Zhang, and I will definitely get justice for you." The fat director interrupted Xiao Liu, saying that it was a righteous speech, as if Mr. Bao Hei was reborn, looking at him with awe-inspiring dignity. Chen Mu.

"I" Xiao Liu wants to cry but has no tears, and I still have to endure the numbness on the left side of my face. I have 1 mothers in my heart, I am really not a pig!

At most, the face is swollen, but it is still far from a pig's head!
"Xiao Zhang, you went too far today."

Fatty director continued to criticize Chen Mu, and said heartbroken: "The original plot is about you walking out of the ruins, being attacked and injured by a traitor played by Xiao Liu, and after a lot of verbal confrontation, you shot him to death, and It’s not that you slapped him back without waiting for the stick to fall on you. You have to know how to be dedicated, and everything needs to follow the outline of the script. If your movements change and you are not injured, the plot will change later. , do you understand?"

"You are all professional actors, when will this simple professionalism be abandoned."

"Xiao Zhang, I want to severely criticize and educate you."

Chen Mu wanted to speak many times, but was interrupted by the fat man. He listened condescendingly to the fat man admonishing himself. Chen Mu's iron teeth kept grinding, and the guilt in his heart was directly smoothed out.

This fat man is simply too ink-blossomed.

I've never seen such an inky director.

Chen Mu almost lost control of his own small universe.

"Xiao Zhang, I am very disappointed in you."

Finally, the long teaching is over.

Chen Mu is suspicious of life.

It is now certain that the gunshot came from this crew.

In other words, acting props.

But it's also too inked.

Chen Mu looked seriously at the fat director in front of him. Why had he never heard of such a character in the entertainment industry? A director with such an inked actor should be famous in the entertainment industry!

It's just so weird!
"Huh." Chen Mu took a breath and was about to speak.

The fat director spoke again.

"Xiao Zhang, it's not that the director said you. You are too out of shape today. This kind of thing will happen. Are you angry? If you are angry, just say it. Xiao Liu is innocent. Why did you beat him?"

"Have you forgotten our desire to win tens of millions of box office with a small production? This is our dream, you have to be dedicated!"

"I believe that all of us are professional, and we have to work harder for this."

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Ten million
Chen Mu twitched the corner of his mouth, but he knew why he didn't know such a wonderful director.

The box office of tens of millions has not yet been reached. No wonder the production team is so simple, and there is no atmosphere of belonging to the production team. It is estimated that the actors and staff are all patchwork, and there are not many professionals.

Chen Mu took a deep breath, restraining the urge to rub the fat director on the ground, and wanted to speak.

"Hey? Xiao Zhang, why did your clothes change, and why did you change your shoes to AJ's? The fake workmanship looks real, yo, the clothes are also changed, and the mask and glasses have been changed." The fat director said again. Interrupted, looked around at Chen Mu's attire, frowned, and criticized again.

"Xiao Zhang, it wasn't the director who said you, what are we? Filmmaking is not a place for you to be handsome. Look at you, look at your clothes, do you look like the clothes you wore in the 60s? The audience watched it Just a glance, and you're going straight to the gang, what's going on with you today, you're so unprofessional."

"This is not a place for you to pick up girls. We are professional actors and directors. We want to make a name for ourselves with small productions. We."

"Hey? Xiao Zhang, why are you so tall?"

"Still wearing a booster pad?"

The fat director wrinkled his fat face and approached Chen Mu, took a breath, and said, "I also sprayed a strange perfume, why does it smell like a car perfume, and also a bit of a woman's perfume."

"Xiao Zhang, are you coming back from picking up girls or are you going to pick up girls? You are wearing fancy clothes. Have you forgotten your professionalism as an actor? I am so disappointed in you."

Chen Mu silently lowered his head, then clenched his fists and took a deep breath.

I couldn't bear it anymore.

This fat man was probably Tang Seng in his previous life.

Those who can ink do not let people have the opportunity to speak.

Just wanted to kill him.

"Director, there seems to be something wrong." Xiao Liu looked at Chen Mu, noticed those slender long legs and almost perfect figure, and suddenly came to his senses, it seemed that his sister was not Xiao Zhang.

"shut up."

"shut up."

Two shouts resounded in unison.

Xiao Liu was startled, and stared blankly at the director, then at Chen Mu.

The previous shout came from the director, and the louder unfamiliar voice came from Chen Mu.

The fat director was taken aback for a moment, then pushed his glasses, looked at Chen Mu suspiciously, his face gradually turned ugly, how dare Xiao Zhang yell at himself like that?

Still want to do it.

No, this voice
'You're running out of ink, right? Can't someone say something? "

Chen Mu seized the opportunity when the fatty director didn't speak, and shouted loudly.

Chen Mu also broke out, wiped the spittle on his glasses, his face turned blue, and there was a faint nauseating bad breath that made him vomit, it was unbearable.

"Who are you!"

The fat director regained his composure and knew that this person was not Xiao Zhang. He immediately pushed his glasses and asked, "Why are you wearing the same clothes as Xiao Zhang? No, it seems..."

The fat man glanced at Chen Mu's clothes, shoes, glasses and mask, and squinted his eyes.

It's like, it's different.

"Who is the same as who." Chen Mu rolled his eyes angrily, then restrained the urge to hit someone, and said, "I am."

"Hey? Director, what are you doing here?" A very young voice interrupted Chen Mu's words.

I am Nima.
Chen Mu couldn't restrain himself.

Chen Mu turned his head and saw a boy who was three to five centimeters shorter than him came over.

Leather shoes, black pants, black clothes, a mask, and retro glasses, the same thin figure.

"." Chen Mu.

This should be Xiao Zhang in the mouth of this fat man.

This attire in Heitian is indeed similar to his own.

"Xiao Zhang, what are you doing?" Xiao Liu pulled Xiao Zhang who had just appeared, and asked in a low voice.

"I'm going to the bathroom, didn't the old man tell you and the director?"

Xiao Zhang tilted his head, then noticed Xiao Liu's swollen face on the left side, and said in shock: "I'm going, Brother Liu, your face is almost swollen into a pig's head, did you hurt yourself?"

"Damn." Xiao Liu cursed inwardly, and he realized that he hated the name "pig head" extremely.

"Forehead"

The fat director was embarrassed, looked at Chen Mu, rubbed his fingers, and said with a fake smile: "Sir, you, haha, misunderstood."

Thinking of the scolding he had just given, the fat director felt very embarrassed and felt ashamed.

With a cold face, Chen Mu took off his glasses, looked at Xiao Liu, and said, "Do you have paper, I want to clean my glasses."

The fat director suddenly became even more embarrassed.

"Yes, yes," Xiao Liu hurriedly handed the toilet paper to Chen Mu.

Chen Mu lowered his head and wiped his glasses seriously.

"Then what, sir, why didn't you tell me that you're not part of our crew?" The fat director asked awkwardly.

"Did you give me a chance to speak?" Chen Mu glanced at him and said in a very indifferent tone.

It's been a long time, it's the first time I've seen such a strong talking king, Chen Mu is really convinced.

"." Director Fatty.

What I said, I was speechless.

"What happened." Xiao Zhang looked at this scene with a bewildered face, with question marks on his forehead.

"When he came in just now, the director thought it was you, so he announced the start of filming, and then he slapped me at the beginning, just the left side of the cheek, and then the director gave him a lecture, and didn't give him a chance to explain. Xiao Liu pointed at Chen Mu and whispered to Xiao Zhang.

"." Xiao Zhang.

The director's operation is very good.

"But your face is really miserable."

Xiao Zhang looked at Xiao Liu's left face, and said sympathetically:
"They're all pig heads."

"."

"Get lost, I don't like pig heads."

"Forehead"

"Sir, no matter what, it's your fault that you came in and beat our actor!" The fat director became confident again.

The cobbled-together actors and staff of the crew gathered around, looked at Chen Mu and the fat director, and discussed what happened.

Chen Mu calmly put the glasses back on, trying to keep himself as tight as possible without revealing his identity.

If this is exposed, the crew will be in trouble if they want to take advantage of his popularity.

This kind of thing is hard to explain clearly.

Therefore, the identity should still be hidden.

"I'm the driver who was blocked at the back. I'm coming to the front to see what happened. I have something urgent to go home."

Chen Mu calmly came up with a reason, then looked at the collapsed steel tower and rubble, and said, "Those are the props used by your crew for construction."

"Forehead"

When he heard that Chen Mu was the driver who was blocked, the fat director suddenly felt guilty, and he didn't dare to speak up again.

"Using our props, but because of some quality problems, something went wrong, haha."

Director Fatty explained reluctantly.

Insufficient funds can only buy cheap ones.

And cheap, most of the quality is not good.

"Oh!"

Chen Mu nodded, and then said: "Your crew doesn't have any slogans saying no entry for idlers, and you don't have any professional equipment. When I first came in, your actors attacked me, so I thought it was someone sneaking up on me, so I did it." There was a counterattack."

Chen Mu explained what happened just now.

"Is there no no-entry slogan?" The fat director was stunned for a moment, he remembered writing it, and he wrote it himself.

"Director, you forgot, the wind blows the paper away." A staff member said in the fat director's ear.

"Ah" the fat director is very embarrassed, it's all because of poor funds.

Chen Mu was also speechless.

"It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." The fat director sweated, feeling embarrassed all over his body today, and showed a fake smile to Chen Mu.

"I know it's a misunderstanding, but don't laugh at me, it's too fake."

Chen Mu complained directly, expressing his grievances about being sprayed just now, and then apologized to Xiao Liu and said, "I'm sorry, my slap was a bit harsh."

A little heavy?
Everyone looked at Xiao Liu's left face, and a word suddenly passed by in their minds.

pig head.

This adjective is very apt, almost too apt.

"It's okay." Xiao Liu shook his head.

"I'm going back. I hope you will clear the roadblock as soon as possible. The traffic is blocked for more than one kilometer."

After Chen Mu finished speaking, he quickened his pace and left.

"Goodbye."

The fat director said goodbye cheerfully, then scratched his head after Chen Mu had gone far away, and said to himself: "Who is he, I don't know what he looks like and what is his name."

"I don't know who it is."

Xiao Liu shook his head, touched his face, and complained, "I only know that my slap was for nothing."

(End of this chapter)