The most powerful sage system

Chapter 14 Monks are also men, and they also have needs
Chapter 19 The monk is also a man, and he also has needs (recommendation, collection, reward)
"Miss Su made a rule, whoever can make Miss Su smile, no matter whether you are telling jokes, telling stories, singing or performing, it doesn't matter, as long as Miss Su smiles, then he will be the guest of honor tonight !"

The old bustard's words stirred up a thousand waves, and all the guests shouted, "This is simple, no problem, simple, and good at side dishes".

The old bustard made a silent gesture: "Don't worry, gentlemen, I haven't finished yet. Whoever comes out first will definitely have a better chance of winning. But there are so many of you, who is going to make Miss Su smile first?" What? This is a big problem!"

"That's right, if my son is the first to go out first, there will be nothing for the people behind!" Someone shouted confidently.

"My son will also be the first to appear on the stage, and definitely win Miss Su!"

"You all give way first, my master is the Minister of the Household Department, so naturally my son will come first."

"Shangshu Hubu is amazing, my master is still the uncle of the country! Should my son come first!"

"Go away, the King of Zhou is here, let the idlers get out of the way! Miss Su is the guest of honor for the curtain call, so the King of Zhou should come first!"

A haughty servant stepped forward and pushed the crowd away, and beside him stood a young man in brocade robes, who was Taizong's cousin Zhou Wang Li Yuanfang.

"The king of Zhou is so majestic. I wonder if the king of Shu is lucky enough to participate in the selection of the guest of honor?" Another young man in brocade robes stepped forward with a haughty face, speaking in a strange way.

There were several super nobles here, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

However, the folk customs of the Tang Dynasty are tough, unlike the previous dynasties, and the people are not very afraid of officials. Suddenly, a few noble sons stepped forward, clamoring that they would not let it go.

In the past ten years, Su Yanran, the oiran, was just showing off her talents, no one had ever seen her true face, and she had never spent the night with anyone, that's why she had such a high reputation and name.

The busier it was, the more the bustard in Chunxiang Tower liked it, and now his mouth was almost grinning to his ears.

"Hey, His Royal Highness Zhou Wang, His Royal Highness Shu King, all nobles. For the sake of fairness, I have a small idea. Can you listen to it?" "Since everyone wants to participate in the selection of the guest of honor first, how about this: let's make a bid, and whoever bids the highest price will participate first; the rest of the nobles can be deduced like this, how about it?"

"Okay, mama, that's a good idea, it's extremely fair! I'll offer 20 taels of silver to compete for the first entry!" Suddenly, the son of a well-off family clapped the folding fan and revealed the price.

Not long after, the price has soared to a thousand taels of silver.

King Zhou and His Royal Highness King Shu, as well as those wealthy businessmen and princes, directly raised the price to 100 taels of gold, which is a sky-high price of [-] taels of silver.

In the end, King Zhou came out on top and became the first person to come to Su Yanran's boudoir on the second floor.

The old bustard outside looked excited, holding a thick stack of banknotes in his hand, and he was so happy that he couldn't help but called his servants "generously and benevolently" to add two hard dishes to Tang Sen's table. !

"Thanks to this little monk for coming up with such a wonderful idea today, my mother is going to send it out! Hahaha!" The old bustard stared at the bank note with a green light on his cheek.

If she had followed her previous plan and each person paid 50 taels of silver for the entry fee, wouldn't she have earned [-]% of the silver taels today? This little monk is really a cash cow for my mother!
King Zhou walked up to the second floor in high spirits, flicked his sleeves in a short while, and walked down with a bitter face, apparently unsuccessful.

The same is true of the king of Shu.

During this period, some people told jokes, some wrote doggerel, and some even performed martial arts, but without exception, they failed to win the smile of the beautiful woman, and ended in failure.

Even if they couldn't become Su Huakui's guest of honor, these rich and powerful sons and daughters were not in a hurry to leave. They wanted to see who was lucky enough to be Su Yanran's guest of honor.

It lasted for nearly half an hour, and all the guests paid the silver taels, but failed, leaving only two young monks at the last table.

Tang Sen's mouth was full of oil, he didn't care about meat or vegetables, he even drank wine, and he took advantage of those little girls a lot. It can be said that he was full of wine and food.

And the little monk Wuhai who came with him saw Tang Sen eat meat and drink for the first time, and even reached out to touch a girl's house, his face turned redder with embarrassment, and he kept muttering in his heart: monks should quit meat, sex, and alcohol. Master Jiang Liu is all contaminated.

Tang Sen just said something inscrutable, "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart," and added "Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form", and he threw the little monk Wuhai to the ground with his admiration.

But he has never dared to touch women with alcohol and meat, he just ate some vegetarian food tremblingly, his heart itches to death, but he dare not break the Buddhist precepts!
"Ah... I've eaten enough, I've had enough to drink, and you've all tried them one by one, now it's my turn to act!" Tang Sen stood up, belched a few times, and then stroked his stomach. Rolling up his sleeves, he walked towards the second floor with a look of hard work.

"Hey, little monk, entry fee!" The bustard is an old woman who doesn't spare the slightest bit of oil and water. When she sees a scratch, she reaches out to ask Tang Sen for money.

Tang Sen suddenly moved his head to the old bustard's ear, and quickly murmured something in a low voice. The old bust didn't mention the matter of asking Tang Sen for the entry fee, but instead sent Tang Sen up to the second floor with a warm attitude, and encouraged him with a smile: "Little monk, come on, my mother is optimistic about you!"

But he secretly thought in his heart: Hmph, a poor little monk wants to be the guest of honor, to kiss Fangze, dream about you!Don't even look at your bear!
"In this society, it's popular for monks to visit brothels too? The precepts of your monastery are quite human!" Xiao Cui led Tang Sen to Miss Su's boudoir, with a small face of disdain and teasing words, and her expression of hating Buddhists was undisguised. .

"The monk is also a man, and a man has needs in that regard. Miss Xiaocui, does that make sense?" Tang Sen suddenly stepped forward, put his mouth close to Xiaocui's sparkling earlobe, which was caught off guard, and said jokingly.

Suddenly, she felt a man's breath blowing on her neck, and her hair was disturbed, making her neck itchy. Xiaocui's pretty face flushed for no reason, and she whispered: "Dengtuzi!"

So he stepped up a few steps, distanced himself from Tang Sen, and quickly led Tang Sen to the door of Su Yanran's boudoir: "Miss, bring me here, little bald donkey!"

Snapped!
Tang Sen stretched out his right hand unpredictably, and slapped Xiao Cui's twisting and swaying buttocks. The palm trembled twice. The moment Tang Sen's palm left, it was still thick. I squeezed my cheeks!
That feel, that is called "extremely cool"!
"Ah! You..." Xiao Cui was already guarding against Tang Sen, the prostitute, and even saw Tang Sen's hand raised towards her buttocks. She wanted to dodge quickly, but was horrified to find that she didn't Being able to dodge, this guy's speed is as fast as lightning, and I can only watch helplessly as my ass suffers such shame and humiliation.

"You, you, you must know how to respect each other. This is the most basic etiquette. Hasn't your lady taught you that?" Before Xiao Cuijiao could get angry, Tang Sen was the first to scold.

With spiritual power lingering in her right hand, Xiao Cui was about to attack Tang Sen, wishing she could slap this little obscene monk to death.

Seeing that the jade palm was about to touch the back of his head, the normally ordinary Tang Sen's eyes froze, and a strong killing intent was about to erupt.

"Stand back, Xiaocui!" Suddenly, a pleasant female voice came from behind the beaded curtain in the boudoir, and the murderous intent that had just risen in Tang Sen's body was also withdrawn, "It's okay for me to discipline you, and I hope the little master Don't remember the villain's fault, forgive Xiaocui's disrespectful act!"

"Have you seen it? It's still sensible to be a master, and learn more in the future!" Tang Sen immediately put on an honest smile, and turned his head to educate Xiao Cui's servant girl unceremoniously.

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