Accidental Bride: Challenge the Dark-bellied Guardian
Chapter 133 154 Being a child is troublesome
Chapter 133 154 Being a child is troublesome
"What are you arguing about? Didn't you see that I was looking for it?" She looked up at him: "Hey! You are looking for it too! It's not my doll alone!"
"Could it be that the doll still belongs to the two of us?"
Shangguan Wanwan was arguing and shouted in surprise: "Hey! I found it. It's under your feet. Get out of the way. I'll take it out. Get out of the way!"
Shangguan Wanwan took out the doll, stuffed it on her stomach and said, "How long will this pretend? It's too troublesome, what if one day I forget to stuff the doll?"
"Dare you forget!" Zuo Shaolin pushed her down on the seat to help her.
"Why don't you dare to forget this? Didn't I forget just now?" Shangguan Wanwan said unreasonably.
Zuo Shaolin ignored her.
Shangguan Wanwan said again: "How long are we going to pretend? It's impossible to use this doll after two months, right? Then your grandpa said, why the baby's belly is still so big after a few months, and it hasn't grown at all. ? Then he will be skeptical and say: Huh? Could it be that Nezha is pregnant? It will take three years and six months?"
Zuo Shaolin said: "Then change to a bigger one, remember to buy a set tomorrow, and buy all the ones from small to large!"
"Ah? Then this is too ridiculous? Besides, what should I do when I pretend to be born at nine months? Is it possible to hold such a big doll out of my stomach?"
Shangguan Wanwan made gestures while talking, and then she imagined that when Zuo Shihong saw a big doll coming out of his arms during the birth, he would be so surprised that his eyes would pop out!
Not only was he surprised, but everyone's eyeballs would fall out!
Thinking of such a scene, she suddenly burst out laughing.
Zuo Shaolin patted her on the head: "Silly smile!"
It took Shangguan Wanwan a long time to hold back her laughter: "Zuo Shaolin, I'm serious, if you don't think of a way sooner, could it be that you are just cramming?"
Zuo Shaolin said: "How do you think? You think!"
"I think so!" Shangguan Wanwan really thought about it seriously: "Hurry up and find a woman and let her conceive your child. When you bring her back, I will have fulfilled my historical mission and can leave with honor. Already!"
Zuo Shaolin looked at her: "That's a good idea. To make this fake doll a real one, we have to cook raw rice, right?"
"Yes!"
"Then shall we cook tonight?"
"Hey! I'm not talking about you and me, I'm telling you to find another woman!" Shangguan Wanwan yelled: "You call me stupid all day, look how stupid you are now!"
"There are ready-made women around me, why should I bother to find them outside? Don't you know that finding women is very tiring?"
"Tired of looking for a woman?" Shangguan Wanwan shook her head: "I don't think so, I think it's easy for you, that Miss Mei, and the secretary in your office, as long as you tell me that you need to be a child, I can guarantee that they will all Baba posted it to find you!"
Zuo Shaolin knocked her on the head again: "Do you think the children of our Zuo family can be born by anyone?"
"You can't live in disorder? You mean you have to find a woman that your Zuo family likes? You can't find it in a few days, right! It seems that this method won't work. Hey, why do you do this when you are a child? trouble."
She frowned again and thought for a while, then said: "That's the only way. If one day I forget to bring the doll, I will say that the doll is gone. If your grandpa asks why there is no one, I will say that you drove too fast." He shook off..."
(End of this chapter)
"What are you arguing about? Didn't you see that I was looking for it?" She looked up at him: "Hey! You are looking for it too! It's not my doll alone!"
"Could it be that the doll still belongs to the two of us?"
Shangguan Wanwan was arguing and shouted in surprise: "Hey! I found it. It's under your feet. Get out of the way. I'll take it out. Get out of the way!"
Shangguan Wanwan took out the doll, stuffed it on her stomach and said, "How long will this pretend? It's too troublesome, what if one day I forget to stuff the doll?"
"Dare you forget!" Zuo Shaolin pushed her down on the seat to help her.
"Why don't you dare to forget this? Didn't I forget just now?" Shangguan Wanwan said unreasonably.
Zuo Shaolin ignored her.
Shangguan Wanwan said again: "How long are we going to pretend? It's impossible to use this doll after two months, right? Then your grandpa said, why the baby's belly is still so big after a few months, and it hasn't grown at all. ? Then he will be skeptical and say: Huh? Could it be that Nezha is pregnant? It will take three years and six months?"
Zuo Shaolin said: "Then change to a bigger one, remember to buy a set tomorrow, and buy all the ones from small to large!"
"Ah? Then this is too ridiculous? Besides, what should I do when I pretend to be born at nine months? Is it possible to hold such a big doll out of my stomach?"
Shangguan Wanwan made gestures while talking, and then she imagined that when Zuo Shihong saw a big doll coming out of his arms during the birth, he would be so surprised that his eyes would pop out!
Not only was he surprised, but everyone's eyeballs would fall out!
Thinking of such a scene, she suddenly burst out laughing.
Zuo Shaolin patted her on the head: "Silly smile!"
It took Shangguan Wanwan a long time to hold back her laughter: "Zuo Shaolin, I'm serious, if you don't think of a way sooner, could it be that you are just cramming?"
Zuo Shaolin said: "How do you think? You think!"
"I think so!" Shangguan Wanwan really thought about it seriously: "Hurry up and find a woman and let her conceive your child. When you bring her back, I will have fulfilled my historical mission and can leave with honor. Already!"
Zuo Shaolin looked at her: "That's a good idea. To make this fake doll a real one, we have to cook raw rice, right?"
"Yes!"
"Then shall we cook tonight?"
"Hey! I'm not talking about you and me, I'm telling you to find another woman!" Shangguan Wanwan yelled: "You call me stupid all day, look how stupid you are now!"
"There are ready-made women around me, why should I bother to find them outside? Don't you know that finding women is very tiring?"
"Tired of looking for a woman?" Shangguan Wanwan shook her head: "I don't think so, I think it's easy for you, that Miss Mei, and the secretary in your office, as long as you tell me that you need to be a child, I can guarantee that they will all Baba posted it to find you!"
Zuo Shaolin knocked her on the head again: "Do you think the children of our Zuo family can be born by anyone?"
"You can't live in disorder? You mean you have to find a woman that your Zuo family likes? You can't find it in a few days, right! It seems that this method won't work. Hey, why do you do this when you are a child? trouble."
She frowned again and thought for a while, then said: "That's the only way. If one day I forget to bring the doll, I will say that the doll is gone. If your grandpa asks why there is no one, I will say that you drove too fast." He shook off..."
(End of this chapter)
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