Accompany you to the end of the world

Chapter 11

It wasn't until Wednesday that Maimang discovered that the other mobile phone chain of the pair was missing.

"Although it's useless to have it, I've made up my mind to find a boyfriend because of it. How can I lose it if I don't have it?"

In the cafeteria at noon, Maimang counted the grains of rice with chopsticks in a low mood, while Han Yiyi sat opposite her and sipped the soup leisurely.

"It shows that the idea of ​​finding a boyfriend for a mobile phone chain is so outrageous that even God can't stand it."

"Then why did you find a boyfriend at that time?"

Han Yiyi was stunned for a second, thinking about it for a while, and just about to tell about his relationship history, Maimang's cell phone on the table rang, and he picked it up to answer it, but the answering was endless, only hearing Maimang occasionally "hmmm "Twice, and the other party kept talking like a dumb person who had just been reincarnated after three lifetimes.

After almost 300 seconds, Han Yiyi couldn't take it anymore, dropped the spoon and asked, "Who is it?"

Mai Mang covered the microphone, showing embarrassment: "They say they sell insurance."

Han Yiyi took the phone and hung it up for her without saying anything.

"Huh?" The little girl didn't understand.

Han Yiyi continued to drink the soup calmly: "You can listen to him blah blah blah for a long time if you sell insurance, but if you sell condoms, you'll be fine."

Mai Mang leaned under Han Yi's eyes with a smile all over his face: "Let's talk, talk about love."

"It's nothing."

"Huh—? Didn't you plan to say it just now?"

"And now I've changed my mind."

"How can this be! At least tell me who the partner is."

"I'll tell you if I don't break up after a month."

"It sucks."

"Because every time I tell you, we will break up in less than a week."

"...Could it be because of me that they broke up?" Mai Mang wept.

"It can't be said that it is not your responsibility at all. You are very demanding on people, and many small things seem to be laughed off by others, but if it is you, you will feel unbearable, and keep saying every day, 'there are still people in the world. Is the man worse than him', 'Say it not at all gentle', 'Don't you think he treats you badly'... etc. In the end, I will of course feel that the other party is really bad. You Didn't you find that the breakup rate of people around you is much higher than the normal level in China?" Han Yiyi stated unhurriedly, stopping his meal, his eyes always looking at the chopsticks on the plate.

Knowing that the Lazy Queen's laziness has twitched again, Maimang picked up the chopsticks and replaced the spoon from her hand: "You are really the best in the world."

"You just know me?" Han Yiyi lowered his head and started to eat.

"So, it turns out that the complexity of your emotional life is caused by me..." Mai Mang picked up the topic just now, quite shocked.

"It doesn't matter, you must have this kind of awareness when you are around you. Besides, no one around you is completely normal. Only the strange will be attracted by the different. But your world is very idealized. For the matter of love The expectations are relatively high, so the boyfriend you find because of the mobile phone chain will definitely be hated immediately, so don't waste your energy."

Mai Mang bit his chopsticks embarrassingly: "But it's easy to become a loser in the future, right?"

"Anyway, you are the kind of person who can live happily regardless of whether you are a defeated dog or not."

"It made me suddenly feel so miserable."

The topic was about to evolve to "Maimang's life of being disliked", but was interrupted by a loud noise not far away that shook the entire cafeteria.It was the direction Han Yiyi was facing, and she squinted her eyes: "Ah, Tengqian."

The leader turned his head and saw that the boy recklessly knocked over the entire row of dining tables and caused countless plates to fall to the ground. He shook his head contemptuously: "Tsk tsk, isn't that guy the main force of the baseball team? Why is his coordination so poor?"

"So..." After half a second, the Lazy Queen regained her composure and continued to eat, "Sure enough, none of them are normal."

(End of this chapter)