Accompany you to the end of the world
Chapter 36
Chapter 36
"Who is Yiyi?" Wei Wei stared at Qi Han and asked word by word.
Cold sweat ran down Qi Han's spine: You don't need to be so sharp on the first day of school, right?He glanced at Maimang out of the corner of his eye, the little girl looked natural and dumb, although she was a mix-up, she looked easy to fool.He knew that no matter how he explained Wei Wei at this time, he would not believe him, so he simply shamelessly played tricks and turned to Maimang, "Yeah, who is Yiyi?"
It is expected that this question will not only clarify the relationship, but also may confuse Maimang's cognition and make her doubt her own memory.Sure enough, Maimang's brows were furrowed quickly, his mouth was slightly open, unable to answer, and he was in a brain short-circuit state.
But in fact, Qi Han is the one with cognitive failure.
He made the mistake of playing with fire and self-immolation, and far underestimated the lethality of wheat awns. The wheat awns in the short-circuit state of the brain has more abundant brain theater than the wheat awns in the normal state.Once she starts the theater in her head, she will be invincible. As a long-term victim, Xie Jingyuan has a deep understanding of this.
"Could it be..." Maimang made a hesitant voice.
Qi Han chuckled for a while, thinking that she was about to say something like "I remember wrongly", and was about to shrug Weiwei and run away, but he petrified instantly after hearing the words.
"...Are you the legendary scum?"
"Huh?" Faced with this sudden turn, Wei Wei also felt baffled.
Qi Han was so surprised that he couldn't even pronounce a particle.
"That day, you were the one who waited for Yiyi at the school gate and got into the taxi with her."
Qi Han didn't expect that Mai Mang's previous expression did not mean that she began to doubt herself. Generally speaking, Mai Mang would doubt Allah, doubt God and Sakyamuni, but she would not doubt herself.She was just confirming whether she had really seen the "legendary scum".
Maimang took a deep breath: "You are Yiyi's new boyfriend, but you came to ask me who Yiyi is instead. Have you completely forgotten her after not seeing you for two weeks? There is also this one," he suddenly pointed at Between Wei Wei's eyebrows, Wei Wei was taken aback, and quickly answered "Wei Wei" after she asked herself "what's your name, classmate", and it took a few seconds for her to realize "Why do I have to help you give a speech like a dog? ah".
"And this classmate Wei Wei also said that you are her boyfriend. Her eyes, nose and mouth are exactly the same as Yiyi's. Although the combination on her face is not as beautiful as that on Yiyi's face, the resemblance is very similar. It’s just a [-], why do you still stay with [-] when you have a [-]? Is it collection addiction? And as far as I know, you are obviously gay, and you are still in the first grade but you have to borrow the second grade from my brother Mathematics book, in fact, the person you like is my brother, but my brother likes girls. Because my brother doesn't like you, you turn to cheating on the relationship between Yi Yi and Er Er, which is completely a scumbag, even though I I also sympathize with you a little bit, but you can't let yourself become scum like this."
Wei Wei was the first to turn purple with anger.When she was nicknamed "Two Er" by Mai Mang, Qi Han almost forgot that she was in a critical situation and almost laughed out loud.And when Mai Mang finished speaking in one breath, it was difficult for Qi Han to cry even if he wanted to.
The reason why Maimang is revered as the "cult leader" is precisely because of this kind of thing that confuses fantasy and reality as evidence, draws off-line but irrefutable inevitable conclusions, and distorts your morality while expressing sympathy for you. the ability to think.
Qi Han had nothing else to think about but shock, and even forgot to say something to make up for the heavy damage Mai Mang caused to Wei Wei.Until the head teacher appeared at the door of the classroom, Qi Han and Wei Wei failed to respond.
Qi Han, who stepped into the classroom with the ringing of the class bell, loved the head teacher infinitely because he didn't have to make any pale excuses for the time being. The head teacher almost immediately made a decision that he hated all his life: arrange the new transfer students who had finished their self-introductions by Qi Han's side vacancies.
(End of this chapter)
"Who is Yiyi?" Wei Wei stared at Qi Han and asked word by word.
Cold sweat ran down Qi Han's spine: You don't need to be so sharp on the first day of school, right?He glanced at Maimang out of the corner of his eye, the little girl looked natural and dumb, although she was a mix-up, she looked easy to fool.He knew that no matter how he explained Wei Wei at this time, he would not believe him, so he simply shamelessly played tricks and turned to Maimang, "Yeah, who is Yiyi?"
It is expected that this question will not only clarify the relationship, but also may confuse Maimang's cognition and make her doubt her own memory.Sure enough, Maimang's brows were furrowed quickly, his mouth was slightly open, unable to answer, and he was in a brain short-circuit state.
But in fact, Qi Han is the one with cognitive failure.
He made the mistake of playing with fire and self-immolation, and far underestimated the lethality of wheat awns. The wheat awns in the short-circuit state of the brain has more abundant brain theater than the wheat awns in the normal state.Once she starts the theater in her head, she will be invincible. As a long-term victim, Xie Jingyuan has a deep understanding of this.
"Could it be..." Maimang made a hesitant voice.
Qi Han chuckled for a while, thinking that she was about to say something like "I remember wrongly", and was about to shrug Weiwei and run away, but he petrified instantly after hearing the words.
"...Are you the legendary scum?"
"Huh?" Faced with this sudden turn, Wei Wei also felt baffled.
Qi Han was so surprised that he couldn't even pronounce a particle.
"That day, you were the one who waited for Yiyi at the school gate and got into the taxi with her."
Qi Han didn't expect that Mai Mang's previous expression did not mean that she began to doubt herself. Generally speaking, Mai Mang would doubt Allah, doubt God and Sakyamuni, but she would not doubt herself.She was just confirming whether she had really seen the "legendary scum".
Maimang took a deep breath: "You are Yiyi's new boyfriend, but you came to ask me who Yiyi is instead. Have you completely forgotten her after not seeing you for two weeks? There is also this one," he suddenly pointed at Between Wei Wei's eyebrows, Wei Wei was taken aback, and quickly answered "Wei Wei" after she asked herself "what's your name, classmate", and it took a few seconds for her to realize "Why do I have to help you give a speech like a dog? ah".
"And this classmate Wei Wei also said that you are her boyfriend. Her eyes, nose and mouth are exactly the same as Yiyi's. Although the combination on her face is not as beautiful as that on Yiyi's face, the resemblance is very similar. It’s just a [-], why do you still stay with [-] when you have a [-]? Is it collection addiction? And as far as I know, you are obviously gay, and you are still in the first grade but you have to borrow the second grade from my brother Mathematics book, in fact, the person you like is my brother, but my brother likes girls. Because my brother doesn't like you, you turn to cheating on the relationship between Yi Yi and Er Er, which is completely a scumbag, even though I I also sympathize with you a little bit, but you can't let yourself become scum like this."
Wei Wei was the first to turn purple with anger.When she was nicknamed "Two Er" by Mai Mang, Qi Han almost forgot that she was in a critical situation and almost laughed out loud.And when Mai Mang finished speaking in one breath, it was difficult for Qi Han to cry even if he wanted to.
The reason why Maimang is revered as the "cult leader" is precisely because of this kind of thing that confuses fantasy and reality as evidence, draws off-line but irrefutable inevitable conclusions, and distorts your morality while expressing sympathy for you. the ability to think.
Qi Han had nothing else to think about but shock, and even forgot to say something to make up for the heavy damage Mai Mang caused to Wei Wei.Until the head teacher appeared at the door of the classroom, Qi Han and Wei Wei failed to respond.
Qi Han, who stepped into the classroom with the ringing of the class bell, loved the head teacher infinitely because he didn't have to make any pale excuses for the time being. The head teacher almost immediately made a decision that he hated all his life: arrange the new transfer students who had finished their self-introductions by Qi Han's side vacancies.
(End of this chapter)
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