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Chapter 247 Ask, who can stand it?
Chapter 247 Ask, who can stand it?
No.20 times!
The call is finally connected!
Ji Lao went to bed early, he himself is a doctor, and he pays most attention to health preservation. Now he was woken up by Duan Lao's persistent phone call, and he was angry. I will break up with you!"
Don't blame Elder Ji for being so angry, it's because Elder Duan's obsessive-compulsive disorder is particularly severe: there is a cobweb formed on the ceiling of his house, and he is so excited that he can call himself in the middle of the night to tell himself!
The vegetables he planted germinated, a pot of flowers he raised failed to feed, he trampled to death an ant... and such trivial things, he could call himself in the middle of the night whenever he had a whim.
And persevere every time!Be sure to call until someone else picks up.
Call the landline when the phone is turned off, and call the servant when the landline is dialed!If the servant doesn't listen, he beats the neighbor!
Anyway, he always has a way to get you to answer his calls!
Just ask, who can stand it? !
"This time, something really big happened, and people will be killed soon!" Duan Lao said excitedly.
It was so excited after killing someone?
Elder Ji asked without interest: "Did your hen give birth to a fertilized egg? Or did your fertilized egg finally hatch a chick?"
"no!"
"Did your big black give birth to little white? Or did your bezoar give birth to white milk?"
"No, no! What you said is such a big deal!"
Veteran Ji rolled his eyes a few times: "It's not a big deal, why did you say it like the sky is falling before? Could it be that your little great-grandson is about to be born this time?"
"How did you know?"
"Really? Who did Boy Chen have a baby with?"
"Yaoyao! Yaoyao and Boy Chen are finally together! I came back tonight, opened the door of the brat's room, and asked him to settle accounts, and I happened to see the two of them having sex. I almost interrupted their good deed, luckily I'm clever, say I'm sleepwalking!"
Sleepwalking?Ji Lao on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said that he was sleepwalking, still smart? !Then he is really clever!But: "So fast? Impossible!"
"I saw it with my own eyes, so why is this impossible? Even if I broke it, the two of them still hid in the room for a long time and did not come out. This proves that the dry wood fire has been blazing! Do you think it is possible!"
"Haha... Not bad, not bad! Boy Chen did a good job! I guess it will take him a year or so to get Yaoyao done! I didn't expect it to be so fast!" Haha, someone will soon inherit his mantle !
"That's right, don't even think about whose grandson he is, like me! By the way, I have to get someone to prepare some food for them to wake up tomorrow morning. Come on, tell me, prepare something to help strengthen yang and nourish yin ?”
……
So the two old people, across the phone, were there in the middle of the night, discussing with great interest what to eat that would allow them to have grandchildren the fastest!
What to eat for men and women when preparing for pregnancy, what to eat in the first trimester, what to eat in the second trimester, what to eat in the third trimester, and what to eat during confinement... until the child is a few years old and starts to receive education!
Duan Lao didn't take the trouble to write it down!
Until the moon was off work and the sun was on duty, the two were still discussing enthusiastically.
Mr. Ji was worried that he might not be able to explain clearly on the phone, or that Mr. Duan had missed something, so he finally said, "I'll go find you right away! Let's list them one by one and see if I missed anything!"
Duan Lao: "Okay, come here quickly, check for omissions and make up for vacancies, don't wrong my grandson, Yaoyao's body can't be underestimated."
……
(End of this chapter)
No.20 times!
The call is finally connected!
Ji Lao went to bed early, he himself is a doctor, and he pays most attention to health preservation. Now he was woken up by Duan Lao's persistent phone call, and he was angry. I will break up with you!"
Don't blame Elder Ji for being so angry, it's because Elder Duan's obsessive-compulsive disorder is particularly severe: there is a cobweb formed on the ceiling of his house, and he is so excited that he can call himself in the middle of the night to tell himself!
The vegetables he planted germinated, a pot of flowers he raised failed to feed, he trampled to death an ant... and such trivial things, he could call himself in the middle of the night whenever he had a whim.
And persevere every time!Be sure to call until someone else picks up.
Call the landline when the phone is turned off, and call the servant when the landline is dialed!If the servant doesn't listen, he beats the neighbor!
Anyway, he always has a way to get you to answer his calls!
Just ask, who can stand it? !
"This time, something really big happened, and people will be killed soon!" Duan Lao said excitedly.
It was so excited after killing someone?
Elder Ji asked without interest: "Did your hen give birth to a fertilized egg? Or did your fertilized egg finally hatch a chick?"
"no!"
"Did your big black give birth to little white? Or did your bezoar give birth to white milk?"
"No, no! What you said is such a big deal!"
Veteran Ji rolled his eyes a few times: "It's not a big deal, why did you say it like the sky is falling before? Could it be that your little great-grandson is about to be born this time?"
"How did you know?"
"Really? Who did Boy Chen have a baby with?"
"Yaoyao! Yaoyao and Boy Chen are finally together! I came back tonight, opened the door of the brat's room, and asked him to settle accounts, and I happened to see the two of them having sex. I almost interrupted their good deed, luckily I'm clever, say I'm sleepwalking!"
Sleepwalking?Ji Lao on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said that he was sleepwalking, still smart? !Then he is really clever!But: "So fast? Impossible!"
"I saw it with my own eyes, so why is this impossible? Even if I broke it, the two of them still hid in the room for a long time and did not come out. This proves that the dry wood fire has been blazing! Do you think it is possible!"
"Haha... Not bad, not bad! Boy Chen did a good job! I guess it will take him a year or so to get Yaoyao done! I didn't expect it to be so fast!" Haha, someone will soon inherit his mantle !
"That's right, don't even think about whose grandson he is, like me! By the way, I have to get someone to prepare some food for them to wake up tomorrow morning. Come on, tell me, prepare something to help strengthen yang and nourish yin ?”
……
So the two old people, across the phone, were there in the middle of the night, discussing with great interest what to eat that would allow them to have grandchildren the fastest!
What to eat for men and women when preparing for pregnancy, what to eat in the first trimester, what to eat in the second trimester, what to eat in the third trimester, and what to eat during confinement... until the child is a few years old and starts to receive education!
Duan Lao didn't take the trouble to write it down!
Until the moon was off work and the sun was on duty, the two were still discussing enthusiastically.
Mr. Ji was worried that he might not be able to explain clearly on the phone, or that Mr. Duan had missed something, so he finally said, "I'll go find you right away! Let's list them one by one and see if I missed anything!"
Duan Lao: "Okay, come here quickly, check for omissions and make up for vacancies, don't wrong my grandson, Yaoyao's body can't be underestimated."
……
(End of this chapter)
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