The group pet is the real boss

Chapter 823 Jiang Yanche, a mentally handicapped child.

"So that's why you scald your hands with boiling water."

He was at a loss for words for a while, "I, I, I'm too lazy to talk to you."

"I've been hungry all morning. You did it on purpose. You made me suffer from stomach problems on purpose."

Hei Xiyu was speechless, and strode out, "Get out and apply the medicine."

Jiang Yanche dawdled in there, but didn't go out, "A big man still rubbed medicine, didn't he just burn his hands, don't rub it, look at your photo, I'm going to sleep."

After that, he rushed out and headed to the bedroom, Hei Xiyu said quietly from behind, "Then I'll go back to Mexico."

"What are you going back to do? I'm not mad at you, can't you? I'm going to eat potato chips for snacks."

Hei Xiyu pinched the bridge of his nose as he said that he was going to get the key to the locked snack cabinet, and said in a tone of resentment, "You deserve it if you starve to death. I'll cook right away, just wait!"

The corner of Jiang Yanche's mouth raised, "It's not too bad, I want to eat steak."

"And pasta."

Hei Xiyu didn't want to hear it at all, nor did he want to answer him.

Half an hour later, hot pasta and steak were served on the table.

Jiang Yanche feasted on it, "The craftsmanship is getting better and better. If we go bankrupt in the future, you can still set up a stall."

Is it really okay to curse yourself like this?

"If you're bankrupt, you're going to beg for food. I won't set up a stall." Hei Xiyu wiped his mouth and said without any ups and downs.

"I look like this, no, I'm so handsome, they will think I'm a liar and won't give me money."

Hei Xiyu raised his eyebrows, "You are so cowardly, you can only be beaten."

"Just talk, don't attack personally."

He was too lazy to listen, so he stood up and sat on the sofa, and said to Jiang Yanche with his arms folded, "Wash the dishes."

"Just wash it. By the way, today Pei Xuan said that he would treat us to dinner. Don't forget."

Of course I will not forget, thinking that everyone is like him, doing whatever they want, eating No.1.

Hei Xiyu slandered and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Jiang Yanche was like a sparrow, chattering non-stop, "Did you hear that, are you pretending to be deaf again, you go to the company today, I won't go, I want to sleep at home."

"Sleep your sleep, I didn't stop you."

After he finished speaking, he put his hands on the back of his head and stared at the financial news on TV.

"Xi Yu, have you reached menopause, and you know how to hate me every day."

The man was silent again, ignoring him.

Jiang Yanche scratched the back of his head, as if today is Saturday, he doesn't need to go to the company, besides, he is the boss, so he can go whenever he wants, that's all.

With a click, Hei Xiyu lit a cigarette and smoked, his profile was not too good-looking, but Jiang Yanche frowned, "I just want to say a few words about you, you are still smoking."

"I'll tell you a joke. I saw it on the Internet two days ago. It's really funny."

Hei Xiyu didn't want to hear it, so he glanced at him, wanting him to shut up, but how could Jiang Yanche shut up, "It's a joke about smoking, the joke is like this, I stand on the balcony to smoke, I smoke half of it, The wind smoked half of it, I didn't care about it, maybe the wind also had its troubles, and after thinking about it, the more I thought about it, the more angry I was, why should the wind smoke my cigarettes, so I started to smoke."

After he finished speaking, he laughed so hard, "Hahahahahahaha, is it funny, is it funny? Xi Yu, I wonder what kind of talent this is, he can speak well, and he started to convulse, hahaha, so funny!"

The corners of Hei Xiyu's mouth twitched, and he looked at Jiang Yanche expressionlessly, his eyes seemed to say, you are mentally retarded.

(End of this chapter)