my teacher is heaven

Chapter 209 Spring Commander

Although taking a step back, this great monk doesn't look like he is touching porcelain, but so what if he doesn't touch porcelain?
There are often all kinds of old people who fall on their own, and others help them, but there are endless news that they are pushed down by others, and in the end, they almost lose even their underwear...

Who dares to help?

Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about your family, right?

At this moment, the villagers looked at each other, their paws were numb, and they were in a dilemma.

Fortunately, at this time, the village head stood up: "I'm afraid of a fart, hurry up, take out your phone and take a video!"

"Before we help, let's take a video first, and then, we still have so many people testifying to each other, if anyone dares to blackmail us, hmph..."

"Yes, yes, the village chief is smart!"

"It's okay to save people, but you need to leave evidence, and you must be defensive!"

"I've already recorded it, save people quickly..."

The villagers were in a hurry to record the video, and then dragged the miserable monk out of the bushes, started pinching him, and called an ambulance...

"Huh? No!"

Suddenly, some villagers exclaimed: "Damn, come and see!"

"Nimma, why are there so many monks?"

"Why are they lying still, won't they die?"

The villagers were astonished, because in the bushes, there were "a bunch" of monks, big and small, and everyone was in a miserable state, much more miserable than the disaster victims.

Beggars are many times better than them!
"Damn it, is there some kind of black club going on near our village? Quick, call the police!"

The villagers were shocked, and they didn't think about climbing up. Instead, they rescued people and called the police...

Not long after, officials and ambulances arrived one after another, and after taking away the injured and the villagers, the place gradually calmed down.

It was not until night, when the villagers proved their innocence, and the monks gradually became sober, that the officials released them.

……

"Brother Jie Chen, this..."

"Shh!!!"

Jie Chen and other four great monks were in a ward. Everyone was wrapped like a rice dumpling. The most tragic thing was that their legs were all broken, and they were all covered with plasterboard. hanging bottle...

"Be careful that the partition wall has ears!"

The four of them held their breath, listened for a while, and after making sure that no one was around, they began to talk with mournful faces.

"Can't we really offend the gods and Buddhas? Otherwise... otherwise, how could everyone fall off the mountainside, and no one died?!"

"Do you want to die?!"

Jie Chen glared at them, but secretly murmured in his heart.

If this didn't offend the gods and Buddhas, how could they all roll down the mountainside?

And according to what they said, they clearly fell from different places, but they all ended up in the same place...

The most frightening thing is that no one died, but all of them broke their legs, even that 'young man' was no exception.

This coincidence is simply terrifying!
If there is nothing weird, who would believe it?

But... if there is a weirdness, what is it?
It seems that apart from angering the gods and Buddhas, they didn't do anything bad. Could it be... is it really the gods and Buddhas who got angry and punished themselves?

Thinking of this, Jie Chen couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle, he could only force himself to stop thinking about it, and turned to look at them: "Huineng, is your camera still there?"

"I just watched it, and it's still there."

The great monk named Huineng nodded his head and said, "The strangest thing is that it hasn't broken! It can be used..."

Avoid anger: "(⊙o⊙)..."

What the fuck? !
Damn it, so many people, all of them broke their legs and almost fell to death, but you tell me, is the camera still working?

While this is a good thing, why does it sound so unpleasant and creepy?
Jie Chen was even more frightened, but he still didn't show it, he just said: "It's good if it can be used, otherwise, our injuries will be in vain!"

"Ouch...it really hurts!"

Even if he moved casually, the severed pain in his broken legs made Jie Chen's face turn green.

The faces of the others were not much better.

The big monk was even more worried: "Brother Jie Chen, do we still have to send the video to hype?"

"We haven't sent it out yet. We just forged miracles and blasphemed gods and Buddhas. This kind of thing has already happened. If we continue..."

"You know shit!"

Jie Chen was also terrified, but he was unwilling to give up just to kill the bold and starve the timid to death!
Therefore, Huyou said: "Even if there are gods and Buddhas, they will not attack again! Think about it, we are Buddhist believers!"

"Besides, the previous actions are indeed blasphemy, right? However, they never asked for my life."

"The next thing I'm going to do is just speculation. Although I also borrowed the name of the gods and Buddhas, it is also a good thing for them!"

"Once our hype is successful, the number of believers and pilgrims in various temples will soar!"

"As the saying goes, when people fight for a breath, the Buddha receives a stick of incense..."

"We spared no effort to get more incense for the gods and Buddhas. Could it be that they will still be angry?"

"It seems... makes sense?"

Several people were in a daze. At this moment, they were confused, and they were fooled by Jie Chen, and they all felt that there was some truth...

"That's the way it is. What makes sense? Let's call immediately and call the brothers from the monastery. We can only let them handle this matter. I'll wait... for the time being... oh!"

With a long sigh, he was extremely helpless.

He wants to do everything by himself, because he is in charge of this matter. If there is a beginning and an end, his status in Buddhism will rise in the future, and he will be able to respond to everyone!
But now it seems that he has no way to continue to follow up, at most he can only lie on the hospital bed and be a 'spring commander'...

Fortunately, everything before has been completed, and the next thing is to spread the video and related photos, and then make a good hype to achieve the goal. Even if he didn't do it himself, there shouldn't be any troubles.

"Yes, yes, we will call someone immediately!"

Huineng, who was in the same ward, waited for several great monks to hear it, and wished he could immediately raise his hands and feet in agreement...

Firstly, everyone is lying on the hospital bed, unable to do it by themselves, secondly...

With other people's help, even if the gods and Buddhas in the sky really want to blame, they won't be able to blame themselves, right?
Although they are all brothers and sisters of the same sect, but... who doesn't understand the truth that dead friends don't die poor ones?

It's better for someone else to do such a dangerous thing~!

(End of this chapter)