Nine zero animal language little fierce wife
Chapter 599
Chapter 599
Han Xiaoye grabbed Xiao Zijie's collar with both hands, "Let you always bully my hair, say! Do you dare?"
While talking, Han Xiaoye reached out to shuffle Xiao Zijie's hair.
"Surrender! Can't I surrender?" Xiao Zijie raised his hands high, because the collar was still held by Han Xiaoye, so he had to bend down and put his head close to Xiaoye, so that his neck would not be so uncomfortable.
"Hmph! If you are so naughty next time, I will..." Han Xiaoye made a gun with his left hand, and put his index finger on Xiao Zijie's forehead, "Piu~"
Xiao Zijie's legs softened in cooperation, and he fell directly into the grass.
Han Xiaoye rolled her eyes and laughed directly, "You really..."
Xiao Zijie was lying on the grass with his eyes closed, but when he heard Han Xiaoye's words, he opened one eye and looked at Han Xiaoye.
Han Xiaoye folded her arms with both hands, shaking her legs in a dazed way, "Didn't you get killed by me? Why did you still open your eyes?"
"Ah! I'm shit!" Xiao Zijie stuck out half of his tongue as he spoke.
Brown Tang circled around Xiao Zijie twice curiously, then barked at Han Xiaoye, [It's so fun!I want to play too!Little Yezi, hit me, hit me!Let me take a shit too! ]
Shit...die... Han Xiaoye's three black lines ran down his forehead, so good!
She lifted her foot and lightly kicked Xiao Zijie's sole. Although she wanted to kick it hard, but...she still couldn't bear it!
"What are you kicking me for?" Xiao Zijie sat up pitifully, "I'm not enough to cooperate with you?"
"You don't want to stick your tongue out on purpose, okay? Death is so different from shit! Don't spoil the kids!" Han Xiaoye pouted and glared at Xiao Zijie.
Xiao Zijie pointed to Han Xiaoye, "But I learned it from you! Besides, it's unlucky to say that word for no reason! I don't think there's anything wrong with saying the word 'shit'! It's not you who said that. Is it true? Whether it’s a princess or a prince, eating and drinking are inseparable! Of course, your original words are not like this, but I can’t help you and I have a good understanding! So I understand your spirit!”
Han Xiaoye: "..." She stared fixedly at Xiao Zijie who was holding brown sugar in his arms, then looked up at the sky, laughing until tears flowed.
Wang Wang Wang!
Brown Tang pushed Xiao Zijie's chin with his big head, really!It still wants to play!Why don't Xiao Yezi and Big Devil stop playing?
"What's wrong with Brown Tang?" Xiao Zijie rubbed Brown Tang's big dog's head. This dog has always been well-behaved, and it can be said that he likes it the most among the little ones in the family.
Han Xiaoye said with a smile: "It wants to play games with you! Just play the game you played just now."
"Just now?" Xiao Zijie thought for a while, then raised his hand in disbelief, and put it on Brown Tang's big dog's head, Brown Tang's round eyes looked at him expectantly.
Xiao Zijie swallowed under great pressure, and then softly said to the brown sugar: "Piu~"
Brown Sugar immediately fell down, [Ah!I shit! ] It let out a weak cry, and then stuck out half of its tongue, and it was more realistic than Xiao Zijie's acting... It twitched its hind legs.
Xiao Zijie: "..."
Han Xiaoye: "..."
Brown Tang's ears moved, but he didn't hear the big devil and little leaf, so he secretly opened one eye, that little shy look... was the same as Xiao Zijie's look just now.
(End of this chapter)
Han Xiaoye grabbed Xiao Zijie's collar with both hands, "Let you always bully my hair, say! Do you dare?"
While talking, Han Xiaoye reached out to shuffle Xiao Zijie's hair.
"Surrender! Can't I surrender?" Xiao Zijie raised his hands high, because the collar was still held by Han Xiaoye, so he had to bend down and put his head close to Xiaoye, so that his neck would not be so uncomfortable.
"Hmph! If you are so naughty next time, I will..." Han Xiaoye made a gun with his left hand, and put his index finger on Xiao Zijie's forehead, "Piu~"
Xiao Zijie's legs softened in cooperation, and he fell directly into the grass.
Han Xiaoye rolled her eyes and laughed directly, "You really..."
Xiao Zijie was lying on the grass with his eyes closed, but when he heard Han Xiaoye's words, he opened one eye and looked at Han Xiaoye.
Han Xiaoye folded her arms with both hands, shaking her legs in a dazed way, "Didn't you get killed by me? Why did you still open your eyes?"
"Ah! I'm shit!" Xiao Zijie stuck out half of his tongue as he spoke.
Brown Tang circled around Xiao Zijie twice curiously, then barked at Han Xiaoye, [It's so fun!I want to play too!Little Yezi, hit me, hit me!Let me take a shit too! ]
Shit...die... Han Xiaoye's three black lines ran down his forehead, so good!
She lifted her foot and lightly kicked Xiao Zijie's sole. Although she wanted to kick it hard, but...she still couldn't bear it!
"What are you kicking me for?" Xiao Zijie sat up pitifully, "I'm not enough to cooperate with you?"
"You don't want to stick your tongue out on purpose, okay? Death is so different from shit! Don't spoil the kids!" Han Xiaoye pouted and glared at Xiao Zijie.
Xiao Zijie pointed to Han Xiaoye, "But I learned it from you! Besides, it's unlucky to say that word for no reason! I don't think there's anything wrong with saying the word 'shit'! It's not you who said that. Is it true? Whether it’s a princess or a prince, eating and drinking are inseparable! Of course, your original words are not like this, but I can’t help you and I have a good understanding! So I understand your spirit!”
Han Xiaoye: "..." She stared fixedly at Xiao Zijie who was holding brown sugar in his arms, then looked up at the sky, laughing until tears flowed.
Wang Wang Wang!
Brown Tang pushed Xiao Zijie's chin with his big head, really!It still wants to play!Why don't Xiao Yezi and Big Devil stop playing?
"What's wrong with Brown Tang?" Xiao Zijie rubbed Brown Tang's big dog's head. This dog has always been well-behaved, and it can be said that he likes it the most among the little ones in the family.
Han Xiaoye said with a smile: "It wants to play games with you! Just play the game you played just now."
"Just now?" Xiao Zijie thought for a while, then raised his hand in disbelief, and put it on Brown Tang's big dog's head, Brown Tang's round eyes looked at him expectantly.
Xiao Zijie swallowed under great pressure, and then softly said to the brown sugar: "Piu~"
Brown Sugar immediately fell down, [Ah!I shit! ] It let out a weak cry, and then stuck out half of its tongue, and it was more realistic than Xiao Zijie's acting... It twitched its hind legs.
Xiao Zijie: "..."
Han Xiaoye: "..."
Brown Tang's ears moved, but he didn't hear the big devil and little leaf, so he secretly opened one eye, that little shy look... was the same as Xiao Zijie's look just now.
(End of this chapter)
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