Underworld exchange group

Chapter 1212
Looking at the divine body of this monkey, it is exactly the same as the nine-turn water monkey described in ancient books, it should be him, and the saint dotes on him very much.

Zhang Fan gave Zi Yun a wink. At this time, the sage is preaching, and it won't be over for a while. The Nine Turns Water Monkey went out to walk around. This is an excellent opportunity.

The sage would never have imagined that someone would really dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head and plan to attack the Nine Turns Water Monkey, but they didn't take it to heart at all, and they were all single-minded in preaching.

On the contrary, Zhang Fan got up and left, causing the saint to frown slightly, but he didn't take it too seriously. It is already the end of the ancient times, and the attraction of the saint's preaching has long passed the stage of flocking to it. Anyone has too many things, everyone The interest in it will decrease, and many creatures who have been listening to lectures here for many years will leave halfway. There is nothing to make a fuss about, but I feel a little unhappy in my heart.

Of course Zhang Fan went after the Nine Turns Water Monkey.

However, if you do it directly, if that guy yells, he will startle the saint. It seems like a way, without anyone noticing it.

With an idea, he built a tea shed in the open space in front of him. He said it was a tea shed, but it was actually a standard mobile beverage store in later generations, with colorful trademark logos painted on it, and an automatic beverage vending machine, iced!

Add a few chairs, and it will be a cafe in a certain square in later generations.

According to the monkey's curiosity, it is absolutely impossible not to come down and ask.

Zhang Fan himself changed into a waiter and waited quietly. Not long after, a blue light flashed across the sky, accompanied by the excited cries of monkeys. Suddenly, his sight fell on Zhang Fan's newly opened door. The beverage shop in front of him rushed over directly and landed in front of the shop with his eyes shining brightly.

The sun shines directly on the earth, and the sound of insects is still heard in the surrounding woods. It is quite hot and a bit stuffy this day.

The water monkey walked to the front desk curiously. There were various set meals, various ice creams, cold drinks and so on on it.

But he also knew that this was a shop.

"Shopkeeper, are you selling food?"

Zhang Fan glanced at him sideways. From a distance, his hair was crystal-glittering, but up close, it was really ugly. He had a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek and a fierce face, and the loose robes on his body were also loose.

"Yes!"

Zhang Fan said: "There are all the ones listed above, what do you want?"

Monkeys can't understand the descendants of the text, let alone the price written in Arabic numerals, but this guy is a bold master, but he doesn't care about these: "All of them, all of them."

"okay!"

Zhang Fan made him a strawberry-flavored ice cream and ate it first. The guy looked at it for a long time, and then carefully licked it. After licking it, his eyes lit up immediately, and he jumped with joy. He hadn't eaten it before. "delicious……"

"I've never eaten something so delicious."

Kacha Kacha, he devoured it in a few bites.

"I still want that, that's fine, yes, I want them all, hahaha..."

Zhang Fan is responsive to his requests, you eat, you eat hard.

Thanks to him, he is a god, no matter how much he eats, he will be fine. He has eaten all six buckets of ice cream, several boxes of Coke, and dozens of cold beers.

"Shu Tan, haha, Shu Tan..."

In all these years, he probably has never been as happy as he is today.

Seeing that the things in Zhang Fan's shop were almost wiped out by him, this guy was satisfied and ready to leave, but Zhang Fan let him go like this, "Hey, you haven't paid me yet?"

Although Taikoo is still in the civilization of cultivating immortals and has little contact with business, it is well known that you have to pay for buying things. At this time, there are already auction houses. Why does this monkey head not know how to pay for it? There is no money at all, and I planned to eat the king's meal from the beginning.

"Money?" The water monkey blinked in surprise, "What is money?"

Play stupid with Zhang Fan!
Zhang Fan said: "It's only right and proper to pay for food, this celestial being, you don't want to eat a king's meal, eating food is like patting your ass and leaving."

"I've never heard of it. You have to pay for food." The water monkey flicked its paw, indicating that there was no such thing. "I can warn you, don't make unnecessary things happen here, don't you just eat something from you, don't you want to be so stingy."

Zhang Fan was annoyed, this monkey head really planned to run away after eating. "If you don't pay for food, what kind of behavior is that, the behavior of a bully, bullying people, if you don't pay today, you don't want to leave."

"Chichi..." The water monkey widened its eyes angrily, revealing its sharp teeth.

"What, you still want to fight with me?"

The water monkey's eyeballs were gurgling. This guy knew in his heart that he was at fault after all. The saint's ashram is right next to him. If this matter got to the saint's ears, he didn't know what kind of punishment he would receive. Undecided, suddenly, taking advantage of Zhang Fan's inattention, he wanted to slip away.

Seeing this, Zhang Fan smiled faintly. He had expected the water monkey to come to this move a long time ago, and had already spread a light array film around it. In the end, he crouched down with his face in his arms. This was really painful, like bumping his head against a glass door.

"Eat, I have so many things, it's like walking away?"

"There are still such good things in the world."

Now that the water monkey knew Zhang Fan's tricks, the membrane would be smashed by him directly, covered his bleeding mouth, and said angrily, "What do you want?"

Zhang Fan said, "Give me the money, or else I'll arrest you and find a sage to judge. After all, you ate so many things from my shop, do you want to give me money?"

Hearing Zhang Fan mention the word "sage", the water monkey stared with a fierce look in his eyes: "Don't scare me with a saint, I'm not afraid."

"Okay! Then let's go to the sage to judge."

Seeing that Zhang Fan was really coming, the water monkey panicked, and immediately put on a smiling face and said, "Hey, I have something to discuss, don't I just eat a little of your food, is it worth nagging the saint and his old man?"

"Then give me money!"

The water monkey stopped eating completely, and honestly lowered its head: "I have no money."

Zhang Fan yelled: "What, you have no money, you have no money to eat from my store."

At this time, the water monkey lowered its head in shame. This monkey is not easy to tame. In fact, he didn't feel anything in his heart. He just pretended to show Zhang Fan, sympathized with him, and asked Zhang Fan to let him go.

"Go!" Zhang Fan dragged him away.

"where to?"

Zhang Fan said, "I'm going to find your fairy master and saint." I don't know the water around here, but the fairy master of the nine-turn water monkey is a saint.

This time the water monkey really panicked, and tried hard to break free from Zhang Fan's grasping hand, but found that he couldn't break free. Zhang Fan's method made him even more horrified: "No, Shangxian, Shangxian, I was wrong. .”

"Please forgive me, please forgive me." Like a child, the water monkey fell to the ground with all its strength, unable to drag it away.

Now, he is really scared, and tears are coming down.

Seeing this, Zhang Fan took out a piece of paper, "This is a confession statement. If you make a confession, I will not tell the saint about it."

"A confession?" The monkey asked, "What is that?"

"It's about admitting your mistakes and resolutely never making them again."

"Oh!" The monkey understood: "It's exactly the same as the sage's reprimand. I signed...are you going to let me go after signing?"

"Of course!"

As a result, the monkey head has been with the sage for so many years, but he still can't read. It can be seen how distracted this guy is, so Zhang Fan had no choice but to ask him to print his fingerprints.

Imprisonment charge: not giving money for eating!
As a result, the nine-turn water monkey also started a career behind bars with a possible life sentence.

When he made a handprint, everything was irreversible. At that moment, Liberty said goodbye to him. When he realized that he was being tricked, he beat his chest and vowed that he would never be greedy again. It is too late to go on a hunger strike for 100 years and become a skinny monkey from starvation.

Zhang Fan picked up the paper and patted it excitedly. He got the second monkey. It was an unexpected success. It is not necessary to use force to deal with these monkeys.

Kill them every minute.

Seeing the water monkey also appear in the prison of consciousness, the wind monkey was shocked: "You, you are the nine-turn water monkey. It is said that you are invincible when you get wet. Why, why did you get caught by him?"

"Wuxiang Fenghou, you also said that you are invincible in the sky, haven't you been arrested too?"

(End of this chapter)