Underworld exchange group

Chapter 685 Number Three
Seeing Zhang Fan going to stop the descending ancient beings again, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky are ready to see him unlucky, even the existence of Tianzun who fainted twice, you are in trouble, isn't it courting death, but that sheep is really It's so wretched enough to make me look like an ordinary sheep, and the first time I opened my mouth, I said, "Meh!"

Another time, another place, he would really be fooled by him, but when the gods came, in the place where the gods came, he also knocked out a swordsman Tianzun, who believes who is an idiot.

It's useless to reinstall.

What Zhang Fan said was an ancient language: "I will not let you abuse the mortal world, you want to go down Mount Simon, unless you step over my dead body."

The goat looked blank: "Meh!"

Zhang Fan frowned and said, "If you can stay in Mount Simon, I won't make things difficult for you."

The goat continued to look blank: "Meh!"

Everyone couldn't help thinking in their hearts, is it possible that this guy really can't understand human language, it's nothing more than mortal language before, but now Zhang speaks an ancient language, why can't he understand.

In ancient times, the strength was very strong, but there were still some people who did not understand the language.

Zhang Fan also wondered if it really didn't understand.

So he was very friendly and waved his hands: "There is no grass outside, but there is grass here."

Is this cheating?
This is not foolish at all, the greenery in the modern big city outside is extremely poor, even some flowers and plants are not tender at all, the taste must be very bad, the urban pollution is too serious, on the other hand, there are spirit grass and spirit fruit in Simon Mountain because of the advent of ancient times grow out.

The goat was still at a loss: "Meh!"

I'll go, it's really possible that I don't understand, this is troublesome, and there are barriers to communication.

It's not appropriate to shoot at it, let alone can't beat it.

Just as Zhang Fan lowered his head in thought, when he looked up, he saw that wretched goat standing on its hind legs, standing up like a human being, and holding up the two goat hooves.

This posture is exactly the same as the sneak attack on Gu Jianxian just now.

what's the situation?
He wants to sneak attack Gu Jianxian like that and attack himself?
Well, this goat is so fucking insidious.

Obviously, he can crush himself by relying on his strength, but this guy insists on being a shady person behind his back, which shows his character, no, how low his character is.

The goat didn't expect that Zhang Fan would suddenly raise his head, put on a very embarrassed expression, and then pretended to be innocent, and only missed whistling, saying that today is a good day.

Zhang Fan hurriedly dodged back in fright, the goat seemed to have been more frightened than him, and jumped farther back than him.

Zhang Fan was afraid of being eaten raw by the other party. You must know that even the swordsman Tianzun would be stunned by the two hooves. It was like playing with himself, but he was afraid of wool.

Xiaotian once said that there is no need to bother with IQ for things that can be solved with fists. With a person like him, there is no need to bother with fists for things that can be solved with IQ. I guess goats are like this.

Zhang Fan said: "There are rules in the mortal world. We don't allow outsiders to enter here. If you want to enter, you have to sign a confession letter with me for offending the noble realm. You can only go down the mountain after signing."

As soon as this remark came out, the people who paid attention were all confused. What's the matter? Knowing that there is no way to recover, have you finally woke up?What about the vow you made just now?What about those rhetoric?
"I don't think he ever thought of preventing the coming of the age of the gods. He just pretended to gain a good reputation."

"I think so too. Wouldn't it be a shame to admit it?"

"Stunning to please the public and deceiving the world."

"Despicable, really too despicable."

Fengdu Lingguan expressed disdain one after another, and even more sneered at Zhang Fan.

"This person is really a disgrace to our spiritual officials."

When these people despised Zhang Fan's character and hated Zhang Fan's teeth, a certain VIP dog and a certain handsome man trembled unconsciously.

Zhang Fan took out a pen and paper, and he finished writing with a few strokes: Today is a goat, and he wants to leave Mount Simon, and he pleaded guilty and approved to go down the mountain.

"Let's sign and draw."

Zhang Fan handed the pen and paper to the goat.

A certain poodle dog and a handsome man felt their hearts pounding at this moment, and stretched their necks involuntarily.

Will you sign it?

The goat stopped bleating, and instead pondered. It thought to itself, the rules in the world are weird, and you have to sign a criminal confession when you enter the country. .

Zhang Fan said, "If you don't sign it, you won't be able to go down the mountain."

Don't bother your fists if your IQ can solve it.

The goat's eyeballs rolled, and then stretched out two hooves to take the pen and paper.

There may be new inmates.

Is number three about to be born?
"Wow!" VIP Wang looked very nervous, and was excited for a while.

"My God..." Xiaotian covered his face with his hands, revealing a crack secretly.

But the goat was vigilant by nature, and his eyes rolled suspiciously. He felt that something was wrong, but he really couldn't figure out why it was so important to sign this so-called confession. A confession can still restrain himself?As long as you go out of Simon Mountain, it's not like the sky is flying high.

Really heartbroken for the IQ of this mortal.

Are mortals now so low in IQ?
So if I come here, I won’t be the king or hegemony?

Wow haha……

He finally took a pen and wrote on the confession... Taoist Yang!

The three big characters are simple and vast.

"Woof!" Zhuang Zhuang jumped up excitedly.

And Xiaotian lowered his head, cursing inwardly, damn it, another idiot!
Zhang Fan smiled lightly and said, "So you are called Daoist Yang." The name is very Taoist, "Since you have confessed your crime, then let's execute you."

Bang Dang, hit the street, hit the street, hit the street.

Taoist Yang picked it off and fell to the ground.

"New cellmate!"

After entering the space of consciousness, Daoist Yang looked around in astonishment. Why was he suddenly placed in a prison? The first room was locked with a VIP dog standing behind the iron railing, sticking out its tongue at him. A handsome man was locked in the room, his hands were holding the iron railing, his eyes were full of sympathy, the third room was empty and the door was still open, he walked in involuntarily.

"I'm going, what's the situation?"

The VIP dog said unscrupulously: "Welcome, No. [-]!" He felt that he was the boss of the prison, and he firmly occupied the seat in cell No. [-].

"Welcome..." Xiaotian's expression was complicated.

The young man just now appeared in the prison, walking with a smile on his face.

Daoist Yang suddenly remembered a very scary place: "Here, shouldn't this be a prison?"

Zhang Fan said, "Yes!"

Taoist Yang suddenly remembered the name he signed just now: "You just signed for me..."

Zhang Fan nodded and said, "Yes!"

Daoist Yang widened his eyes angrily: "I advise you to let me go immediately, otherwise, I will do something..."

"Roasted Lamb."

Suddenly, when the scene changed, Taoist Yang found himself on the grassland, where there was a bonfire with a sheep hanging on it, ah, isn’t this me?

"It's hot, it's hot!"

Daoist Yang's ass was on fire, he screamed, struggled vigorously, and even cast an ancient spell, but... nothing happened.

"Don't roast me!"

Zhang Fan fiddled with the firewood in the bonfire, and there was a sound of burning matches, "Since you have signed the confession, you can stay in prison from now on."

Taoist Sheep stared, "Let me go!"

snow football...

Beach Volleyball……

Space Jam...

After the health care treatment, Zhang Fan felt comfortable all over, and finally ate a meal of mutton hot pot.

Daoist Yang shrank in the corner, as if someone had given him something, his heart was ashamed, and his eyes were slackened.

How can I not lose my shoes when I often walk by the river.

Thinking that I have been smart all my life, I have cheated countless people, and my nickname cheats people without blinking an eye. I am the only one who cheats people.

But this time, it really fell.

Xiao Tian said, "Brother, get him ten or eight rams."

Daoist Yang froze for a moment, and made ten or eight rams. "do what?"

"You know"

Daoist Yang suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum and shivered all over, "Lying on the grass, I know something about wool, I don't understand, I don't understand... ah..."

This is so cruel.

More than a dozen rams waiting for that appeared in his prison. They lined up in a very orderly manner. Although they were all anxious and kept poking their heads out, there was no phenomenon of jumping in line.

Bang Dang, Shan Taoist hugged Zhang Fan's thigh tightly, "Shangxian, I, the old goat, will be yours from now on, and I can do whatever you ask me to do."

Zhang Fan said: "That's right, wouldn't it be over if this happened earlier?"

"How about this, you go out and let them draw bets, come and draw one by one..."

Taoist Sheep: "..."

Zhuangzhuang and Xiaotian exchanged glances, the prison will be very lively in the future.

(End of this chapter)