The strongest heavenly master
Chapter 239 Others Say I'm Stupid, But Actually, I'm Outwitted!
Chapter 239 Others say I'm stupid, but in fact, I'm smarter!
"I know my name is Feng Baobao, but I'm asking who I am..."
"Your name is Feng Baobao..."
"I know my name is Feng Baobao..."
Along the way, the same conversations continued.
Gao Xing enjoyed it all the time, while Feng Baobao never gave up, asking questions over and over again.
After walking not far, Gao Xing saw that a western restaurant was still open, so he asked, "Bao'er, are you hungry? I'll treat you to a big meal."
"I know... big meal? Okay, I want meat!"
Bao'er finally stopped worrying about who she was, and followed Gao Xing into the restaurant.
At this time, Gao Xing couldn't help but think that he didn't know how this girl got into the present, she didn't seem to be on guard at all, as if anyone could take her away.
This is a disease, it must be cured!
According to the original plot, Bao'er was miserably killed by Sister Tian and her concubine and partner Da Fei.
Injected a large amount of narcotics, and was beaten by a group of people, his body was bruised and bruised, which was horrible.
Fortunately, Xu San and Xu Si's father, Xu Xiang, received the news, came to Hong Kong Island, rescued Bao'er, and asked a local man named "Uncle Rong" to avenge Bao'er.
Because Xu Xiang belongs to an alien organization in the Mainland, it is inconvenient to do it on Hong Kong Island.
After that, Uncle Rong found a subordinate, found Sister Tian and Da Fei, humming Jacky Cheung's "It's Too Hard to Turn Back", and buried them alive...
"I'm sorry, sir, but you can't go in."
Gao Xing took Bao'er to the door, but the waiter standing outside the door refused to let him in.
After all, although this western restaurant is not very high-end, Bao'er's beggar outfit does look too eye-catching.
Gao Xing said coldly: "Can't go in? Give me a reason."
Hearing Gao Xing's accent, the waiter became even more enthusiastic: "Dalu Zai, we are a place with good taste, not someone..."
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, a dirty hand stretched out, grabbed his collar and threw it far away.
"Is it annoying, it affects my eating."
Bao'er clapped her hands and glanced at Gao Xing: "Okay, you can go in."
What's the point of what you can do?
The two walked into the restaurant together.
When the lobby manager saw the two, his face couldn't help changing, and he subconsciously glanced at the door.
"Manager, they...they..."
The waiter ran in angrily.
Gao Xing stared at him: "Try making a nonsense comparison again?"
An invisible murderous aura, as well as a fierce aura, made the waiter shudder, almost peeing.
This is the coercion of the superior.
There is quite an aura of dominion over the world.
At this time, the lobby manager finally guessed that Gao Xing was not an ordinary person, so he quickly greeted him and sat down.
"You two, please...please order."
The manager hands over the menu himself.
Although the menu is in English, Gao Xing is not troubled, after all, his English scores were quite good back then.
"Steak, medium rare, first ten servings, big lobster, first five..."
As soon as Gao Xing opened his mouth, the manager was dumbfounded on the spot.
Are these two pigs?
"boom!"
Bao'er patted the table and shouted, "Aren't you going?"
"No, sir, are you sure... you really want to order so much?"
Gao Xing said slowly: "What? I'm afraid I don't have money to pay?"
"No, no, it's not... well, I'll arrange it now."
At this time, there were still three tables of guests eating in the restaurant, and they all glanced over as if watching a monster.
There was also a man in a suit, gold-rimmed glasses, and dressed as a professional elite who patted the table angrily and shouted: "Manager, I want to complain!"
The lobby manager smiled and walked over: "Excuse me, sir, what's your dissatisfaction?"
"Your place is a western restaurant. We spend a lot of money here to consume in an environment. The result? All cats and dogs run here, it's dirty and smelly, it's unappetizing..."
The lobby manager wiped his sweat again and again, stuttering and not knowing how to explain.
Bao'er looked indifferent, and even hummed a little song in a happy mood... because, she only thought that there would be a big meal soon, and she didn't even know that the other party was scolding her.
She is that simple.
If you don't point at her nose and scold, she won't care, or in other words, she won't know that you are scolding her at all.
"Sir, I'm sorry, how about I give you a [-]% discount on today's dishes..."
The lobby manager finally came up with a compromise.
"What's your attitude? I can spend here, but why do you offer such a small discount?"
The glasses got excited and started to pat the table.
"Darling, forget it, let's go, we won't come here to eat in the future. Really, anyone who wants to eat can come here..."
The red-haired woman who ate with glasses even more pretentiously covered her nose and looked at Bao'er with disgust.
"The boxwood pole is so soft and smooth, elder sister, Hariya, pick a pick of white rice and go to Youzhou, elder sister..."
Bao'er dangled her feet and sang a ditty.
Who is the smelly beggar?
Definitely not my sister Baoer.
Why hasn't the big fish and meat been served yet?
It's just that Bao'er can stay naturally, but Gao Xing can't.
Show superiority, right?Then show off!
With a thought, Gao Xing's consciousness locked on the man with glasses and the red-haired woman, pinched his fingers, and shouted: "Squat down like a dog!"
Bao'er was stunned: "Why? Don't think that if you invite me to eat, I will listen to you..."
"Learn to bark!"
Bao'er's face changed: You're too bullying, asking someone to eat, unexpectedly there are so many perverted requests, and you have to learn how to squat like a dog, and how to bark like a dog?
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Wang Wang!"
Bao'er was about to get mad when she heard a "dog barking".
Bao'er glanced over blankly, only to find that it was the man with glasses and his female companion lying on the ground like dogs, stretching their necks and barking.
"Ah? You... are you the one who did it?"
Now, Bao'er finally understood that Gao Xing was not directing her.
"Don't make a sound!"
"It's fun, you teach me, I won't tell them it's your fault."
Huh?Is this girl not staying?Know the threat?
"Let's talk later..."
Gao Xing changed his finger and continued to whisper: "Roll, wave like a dog..."
"Ah!"
"Ahh... woof woof!"
At this time, the restaurant was a scene of joy.
The waiters in the restaurant and the diners at the other two tables looked at the pair of "dogs and men" dumbfoundedly.
In fact, this pair of dogs and men are completely clear-headed and know what they are doing.
However, the more this happened, the more humiliated and terrified I felt in my heart.
Although he is awake, his actions are not controlled by his brain at all, like a puppet, drawn by an irresistible, invisible force, passively accepting various instructions.
"so fun!"
Seeing the funny look of the man and woman rolling around on the ground like dogs, Bao'er couldn't help clapping.
This time, people suddenly woke up: Could it be that this dirty woman did something wrong?
I want to return to thinking, but no one dares to say it.
Because they are afraid that it will be their turn next...
"Somersault!"
Gao Xing continued to give orders.
This time, it's hard for that couple of dogs and men.
After all, not everyone can do somersaults well.
If you don't master the skills well, it's not a somersault, but a somersault...
"thump!"
"boom!"
"oops!"
Sure enough, there was a sound of beating and screaming in pain.
However, the pain from the fall made the two of them unable to stop and continued to turn over...
After playing enough, Gao Xing stopped his hands and shouted at the lobby manager who still looked dumbfounded: "What kind of restaurant are you? Why are some people who look like dogs rushing in?"
The manager was sweating coldly and dared not answer.
As for the couple of dogs...
At this time, he finally recovered himself, and under the strange eyes of everyone, he couldn't find a way to sneak in on the spot.
How dare you talk too much?
After paying the bill, he slipped away in embarrassment.
No matter how stupid they are, they can guess that they have met an expert, why don't they hurry up and wait for an even bigger ugliness?
What if the other party asks them to pee like a dog in public?
Will we see anyone again?
"You said, teach me, quick, how did you do it?"
As soon as the other party left, Bao'er couldn't wait to ask.
"Teach you what? They both went crazy by themselves, what does it matter to me?"
Gao Xing had a rascal look on his face.
"I don't care, I know it's your fault. Others say I'm stupid, but in fact, sometimes I compare my wits, but I just don't say it!"
Bo'er spoke plausibly.
Gao Xing: "..."
However, upon closer examination, Bao'er is not stupid at all, and is even far smarter than ordinary people.
Her stupidity and stupidity are all related to her personality.
In addition, she is ignorant of worldly affairs, and has no idea of the dangers of people's hearts. Otherwise, she wouldn't follow others as soon as they said they knew her.
To put it simply, her understanding of the world is sometimes as simple as that of a child of a few years old.
But sometimes, it's so black-bellied that it's a headache.
Fortunately, when the steak was served, Bao'er's attention shifted instantly, and she grabbed a piece of steak with her hand...
Before the waiter left, one steak had already been eaten, and his hand reached for the second one.
"It's a bit hot, let's cool down next time!"
While talking, the second steak was eaten.
The waiter looked dumbfounded.
Gao Xing was a little helpless, looked at Bao'er and said, "Bao'er, can you eat more slowly? No one is robbing you? If it's not enough, let's order more."
"Oh!"
Bo'er responded.
Dripping saliva, reaching out to the big lobster...
Well, her food looks... let's give up the treatment.
Gao Xing picked up the knife and fork and began to slowly cut the steak.
As soon as the waiter left, Bao'er glanced around furtively, then moved quickly, and hid the knife on her body.
"Hey, baby, what are you doing?"
"This knife looks like it might work a bit..."
"Okay, take it out, I'll give you one later, it's guaranteed to be better than this one."
Bao'er hesitated for a while, then shook his head: "No, you first taught me to punish people, but in the end you didn't teach me."
"Bao'er, that can't be learned in a short while..."
After persuading her for a while, Bao'er was unwilling to take out the knife and throw it on the table.
"So full!"
Finally, under the strange eyes of all the waiters, Bao'er rubbed her stomach contentedly and stretched herself.
Ten steaks, five large lobsters, and several desserts... Almost all of them were done by her alone.
Of course, she doesn't always eat like this.
The main reason is that Gao Xing wants her to eat enough because she has been wandering alone for too long.
After paying the bill, the two went outside.
"Bao'er, you have no place to go anyway, come with me, at least there is a place to stay."
"I don't recognize you, why do I want to go with you? What if you sell me to a trafficker?"
My sister Bao'er is really witty!
"But I know you, your name is Feng Baobao..."
"I know my name is Feng Baobao, but I'm asking who I am..."
"Your name is Feng Baobao..."
(End of this chapter)
"I know my name is Feng Baobao, but I'm asking who I am..."
"Your name is Feng Baobao..."
"I know my name is Feng Baobao..."
Along the way, the same conversations continued.
Gao Xing enjoyed it all the time, while Feng Baobao never gave up, asking questions over and over again.
After walking not far, Gao Xing saw that a western restaurant was still open, so he asked, "Bao'er, are you hungry? I'll treat you to a big meal."
"I know... big meal? Okay, I want meat!"
Bao'er finally stopped worrying about who she was, and followed Gao Xing into the restaurant.
At this time, Gao Xing couldn't help but think that he didn't know how this girl got into the present, she didn't seem to be on guard at all, as if anyone could take her away.
This is a disease, it must be cured!
According to the original plot, Bao'er was miserably killed by Sister Tian and her concubine and partner Da Fei.
Injected a large amount of narcotics, and was beaten by a group of people, his body was bruised and bruised, which was horrible.
Fortunately, Xu San and Xu Si's father, Xu Xiang, received the news, came to Hong Kong Island, rescued Bao'er, and asked a local man named "Uncle Rong" to avenge Bao'er.
Because Xu Xiang belongs to an alien organization in the Mainland, it is inconvenient to do it on Hong Kong Island.
After that, Uncle Rong found a subordinate, found Sister Tian and Da Fei, humming Jacky Cheung's "It's Too Hard to Turn Back", and buried them alive...
"I'm sorry, sir, but you can't go in."
Gao Xing took Bao'er to the door, but the waiter standing outside the door refused to let him in.
After all, although this western restaurant is not very high-end, Bao'er's beggar outfit does look too eye-catching.
Gao Xing said coldly: "Can't go in? Give me a reason."
Hearing Gao Xing's accent, the waiter became even more enthusiastic: "Dalu Zai, we are a place with good taste, not someone..."
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, a dirty hand stretched out, grabbed his collar and threw it far away.
"Is it annoying, it affects my eating."
Bao'er clapped her hands and glanced at Gao Xing: "Okay, you can go in."
What's the point of what you can do?
The two walked into the restaurant together.
When the lobby manager saw the two, his face couldn't help changing, and he subconsciously glanced at the door.
"Manager, they...they..."
The waiter ran in angrily.
Gao Xing stared at him: "Try making a nonsense comparison again?"
An invisible murderous aura, as well as a fierce aura, made the waiter shudder, almost peeing.
This is the coercion of the superior.
There is quite an aura of dominion over the world.
At this time, the lobby manager finally guessed that Gao Xing was not an ordinary person, so he quickly greeted him and sat down.
"You two, please...please order."
The manager hands over the menu himself.
Although the menu is in English, Gao Xing is not troubled, after all, his English scores were quite good back then.
"Steak, medium rare, first ten servings, big lobster, first five..."
As soon as Gao Xing opened his mouth, the manager was dumbfounded on the spot.
Are these two pigs?
"boom!"
Bao'er patted the table and shouted, "Aren't you going?"
"No, sir, are you sure... you really want to order so much?"
Gao Xing said slowly: "What? I'm afraid I don't have money to pay?"
"No, no, it's not... well, I'll arrange it now."
At this time, there were still three tables of guests eating in the restaurant, and they all glanced over as if watching a monster.
There was also a man in a suit, gold-rimmed glasses, and dressed as a professional elite who patted the table angrily and shouted: "Manager, I want to complain!"
The lobby manager smiled and walked over: "Excuse me, sir, what's your dissatisfaction?"
"Your place is a western restaurant. We spend a lot of money here to consume in an environment. The result? All cats and dogs run here, it's dirty and smelly, it's unappetizing..."
The lobby manager wiped his sweat again and again, stuttering and not knowing how to explain.
Bao'er looked indifferent, and even hummed a little song in a happy mood... because, she only thought that there would be a big meal soon, and she didn't even know that the other party was scolding her.
She is that simple.
If you don't point at her nose and scold, she won't care, or in other words, she won't know that you are scolding her at all.
"Sir, I'm sorry, how about I give you a [-]% discount on today's dishes..."
The lobby manager finally came up with a compromise.
"What's your attitude? I can spend here, but why do you offer such a small discount?"
The glasses got excited and started to pat the table.
"Darling, forget it, let's go, we won't come here to eat in the future. Really, anyone who wants to eat can come here..."
The red-haired woman who ate with glasses even more pretentiously covered her nose and looked at Bao'er with disgust.
"The boxwood pole is so soft and smooth, elder sister, Hariya, pick a pick of white rice and go to Youzhou, elder sister..."
Bao'er dangled her feet and sang a ditty.
Who is the smelly beggar?
Definitely not my sister Baoer.
Why hasn't the big fish and meat been served yet?
It's just that Bao'er can stay naturally, but Gao Xing can't.
Show superiority, right?Then show off!
With a thought, Gao Xing's consciousness locked on the man with glasses and the red-haired woman, pinched his fingers, and shouted: "Squat down like a dog!"
Bao'er was stunned: "Why? Don't think that if you invite me to eat, I will listen to you..."
"Learn to bark!"
Bao'er's face changed: You're too bullying, asking someone to eat, unexpectedly there are so many perverted requests, and you have to learn how to squat like a dog, and how to bark like a dog?
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Wang Wang!"
Bao'er was about to get mad when she heard a "dog barking".
Bao'er glanced over blankly, only to find that it was the man with glasses and his female companion lying on the ground like dogs, stretching their necks and barking.
"Ah? You... are you the one who did it?"
Now, Bao'er finally understood that Gao Xing was not directing her.
"Don't make a sound!"
"It's fun, you teach me, I won't tell them it's your fault."
Huh?Is this girl not staying?Know the threat?
"Let's talk later..."
Gao Xing changed his finger and continued to whisper: "Roll, wave like a dog..."
"Ah!"
"Ahh... woof woof!"
At this time, the restaurant was a scene of joy.
The waiters in the restaurant and the diners at the other two tables looked at the pair of "dogs and men" dumbfoundedly.
In fact, this pair of dogs and men are completely clear-headed and know what they are doing.
However, the more this happened, the more humiliated and terrified I felt in my heart.
Although he is awake, his actions are not controlled by his brain at all, like a puppet, drawn by an irresistible, invisible force, passively accepting various instructions.
"so fun!"
Seeing the funny look of the man and woman rolling around on the ground like dogs, Bao'er couldn't help clapping.
This time, people suddenly woke up: Could it be that this dirty woman did something wrong?
I want to return to thinking, but no one dares to say it.
Because they are afraid that it will be their turn next...
"Somersault!"
Gao Xing continued to give orders.
This time, it's hard for that couple of dogs and men.
After all, not everyone can do somersaults well.
If you don't master the skills well, it's not a somersault, but a somersault...
"thump!"
"boom!"
"oops!"
Sure enough, there was a sound of beating and screaming in pain.
However, the pain from the fall made the two of them unable to stop and continued to turn over...
After playing enough, Gao Xing stopped his hands and shouted at the lobby manager who still looked dumbfounded: "What kind of restaurant are you? Why are some people who look like dogs rushing in?"
The manager was sweating coldly and dared not answer.
As for the couple of dogs...
At this time, he finally recovered himself, and under the strange eyes of everyone, he couldn't find a way to sneak in on the spot.
How dare you talk too much?
After paying the bill, he slipped away in embarrassment.
No matter how stupid they are, they can guess that they have met an expert, why don't they hurry up and wait for an even bigger ugliness?
What if the other party asks them to pee like a dog in public?
Will we see anyone again?
"You said, teach me, quick, how did you do it?"
As soon as the other party left, Bao'er couldn't wait to ask.
"Teach you what? They both went crazy by themselves, what does it matter to me?"
Gao Xing had a rascal look on his face.
"I don't care, I know it's your fault. Others say I'm stupid, but in fact, sometimes I compare my wits, but I just don't say it!"
Bo'er spoke plausibly.
Gao Xing: "..."
However, upon closer examination, Bao'er is not stupid at all, and is even far smarter than ordinary people.
Her stupidity and stupidity are all related to her personality.
In addition, she is ignorant of worldly affairs, and has no idea of the dangers of people's hearts. Otherwise, she wouldn't follow others as soon as they said they knew her.
To put it simply, her understanding of the world is sometimes as simple as that of a child of a few years old.
But sometimes, it's so black-bellied that it's a headache.
Fortunately, when the steak was served, Bao'er's attention shifted instantly, and she grabbed a piece of steak with her hand...
Before the waiter left, one steak had already been eaten, and his hand reached for the second one.
"It's a bit hot, let's cool down next time!"
While talking, the second steak was eaten.
The waiter looked dumbfounded.
Gao Xing was a little helpless, looked at Bao'er and said, "Bao'er, can you eat more slowly? No one is robbing you? If it's not enough, let's order more."
"Oh!"
Bo'er responded.
Dripping saliva, reaching out to the big lobster...
Well, her food looks... let's give up the treatment.
Gao Xing picked up the knife and fork and began to slowly cut the steak.
As soon as the waiter left, Bao'er glanced around furtively, then moved quickly, and hid the knife on her body.
"Hey, baby, what are you doing?"
"This knife looks like it might work a bit..."
"Okay, take it out, I'll give you one later, it's guaranteed to be better than this one."
Bao'er hesitated for a while, then shook his head: "No, you first taught me to punish people, but in the end you didn't teach me."
"Bao'er, that can't be learned in a short while..."
After persuading her for a while, Bao'er was unwilling to take out the knife and throw it on the table.
"So full!"
Finally, under the strange eyes of all the waiters, Bao'er rubbed her stomach contentedly and stretched herself.
Ten steaks, five large lobsters, and several desserts... Almost all of them were done by her alone.
Of course, she doesn't always eat like this.
The main reason is that Gao Xing wants her to eat enough because she has been wandering alone for too long.
After paying the bill, the two went outside.
"Bao'er, you have no place to go anyway, come with me, at least there is a place to stay."
"I don't recognize you, why do I want to go with you? What if you sell me to a trafficker?"
My sister Bao'er is really witty!
"But I know you, your name is Feng Baobao..."
"I know my name is Feng Baobao, but I'm asking who I am..."
"Your name is Feng Baobao..."
(End of this chapter)
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