Song Yi

Chapter 513 I tell you to eat!
Wu Zhen's face was pale, she covered her face with her hands, and almost buried her head under the table.

Su Changkong's face turned red and white, and he wanted to explain but couldn't.

It is true that I gave the money by myself, but I just agreed to let the housekeeper make up the ten taels, so I can live with it no matter what, but the housekeeper didn't make it up.

Only now did I understand that the butler deliberately set up this situation to make him look ugly, but in fact he only handed over a little more than a penny he had paid, so there was such a strong and terrifying contrast, which made the people present look at it as a joke.

Su Wanrou was also shy and embarrassed, and didn't know what to do.

Du Wenhao sat there with a shy face, looking at everyone's eyes with a smile, with a relaxed look, and said in his mouth: "Don't worry, the ten invitations for the canonization ceremony of King Hang will be delivered soon. This gift crushes all gifts."

Indeed, if you can get an invitation card, no money can buy it, and that is what Old Master Su values ​​and wishes the most.

Wu Zhen was really angry, she gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you feel ashamed enough? If you hadn't been bragging so hard just now, you wouldn't have attracted so many people's attention. It's all your fault!"

At this moment, I heard a porter rushing in from outside the gate, shouting all the way: "Old Master, some guards from the capital are here, with knives!"

"Ouchi guard?"

The house was in a mess.

The old man almost collapsed on the chair, and the two sons almost got under the table. They thought they were here to arrest someone.Su Changkong, in particular, has become a frightened bird.

In the midst of the panic, several guards came in striding in wearing armor and carrying knives.

The housekeeper was still calm, bowed his waist and stepped forward to greet him. The leading Ouchi guard said: "We are here to send the invitation to the canonization ceremony to Mrs. Su, who is Mrs. Su?"

Hearing this, everyone was both surprised and delighted. They all admired, envied and even looked at Mrs. Su who almost pissed on the first seat with envious eyes.

Su Changkong was so frightened that he almost got under the table. Fortunately, Wu Biao had seen the world after all, so he reacted quickly, and he was not from the Su family, so he was not too scared and reacted the fastest.Hurry over to help the old man, and greet the guards: "Several officials, this is the old man of the Su family."

The guard nodded, stepped up and said: "Grandma, please accept this invitation for the Canonization Ceremony of the King of Hang Anyone can participate, there is no limit to the number of people.”

As he spoke, he held the invitation in his hands and sent it over respectfully.

Du Wenhao listened behind and couldn't help laughing, this Eunuch Ning is doing things properly.I only need ten invitations with him, and he sent an invitation regardless of the quota, which is flattering myself.

Although he may not know that he is the son-in-law of the Su family, since he wants it, he must give it enough face.Because this celebration is for him Du Wenhao, can he limit the number of his own people in his celebration?Of course, you can come as much as you want.

The old man was so excited that he almost collapsed on the chair again.

It was the butler who had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and hurriedly supported him. The old man quickly stood up and bowed his hands to express his gratitude.

Several guards bowed to salute again, then turned and walked out, all the way to the door.

The head of the guards had piercing eyes, and he saw Du Wenhao in the corner smiling at them.

The leader immediately went over with a smile on his face, but Du Wenhao shook his head slightly.

The guards were stunned for a moment, apparently the prince didn't want them to come forward to pay a visit, even if they didn't say their identities, so they all stopped quickly, bowed respectfully to Du Wenhao and his table, and then said nothing. Fat, turned around and took a few steps back, then turned and left.

Now everyone in the hall was stunned. Why did the guard bow to Du Wenhao's table?

Su Changsheng also didn't understand why the guards had to salute them so politely, even if he gave him a hundred brains, he wouldn't be able to think of the son-in-law beside him.

No matter what, the guard saluted them, everyone saw this, anyway, everyone didn't know why, so why not make up a reason yourself.

So Su Changsheng hurriedly smiled and stood up and said to everyone: "Someone among the guards once saw a doctor in my Changshengtang, and he was very grateful for the cure. So I just said hello, it's nothing."

Without saying a word, he sat down.

He spoke very loudly, and the old man in the first seat heard him.

He also saw the scene where the guard walked towards their table, stopped, saluted, and then left, and he couldn't help being surprised when he heard Su Changsheng say that.

I thought that if the third son had a friend of Ouchi's guard, it would be very handsome.Just now these few guards were around the eunuch who passed the decree, and they came to send this invitation to him in person, which shows that these guards are all dignified.

It is not appropriate to let the third son, who has become acquainted with Ouchi's bodyguard, sit in the corner.

Immediately the old man got up and said, "Why are the Changsheng family sitting there? Hurry up and sit by my side."

The old man had already spoken, and the butler hurriedly added seats. Originally, there were seats for them at this table, so of course they could sit.

So the seats were quickly arranged, and Su Changsheng brought his wife, daughter and son-in-law to the table and sat down.

But the butler only prepared three chairs, obviously not for Du Wenhao, the son-in-law.

Du Wenhao smiled and said, "There is no place for me, so I'm leaving."

Of course Su Wanrou would not let her husband lose this person by herself, so she hurriedly said, "Grandpa, I'll accompany my husband to sit at the table behind, there's no room for this, it's too crowded."

With that said, he took Du Wenhao and left.

The old man was very happy at the moment, and he didn't care about it, he beckoned and said: "Just add a chair, let's sit!"

The housekeeper hurriedly added another chair, letting Du Wenhao sit in the last position.

The old man happily held the invitation card, looked over and over with trembling hands, and looked at Wu Biao: "I didn't expect your father to move so fast, just say hello, and the matter will be done."

Wu Biao felt something was wrong in his heart. The invitation didn't seem to be from his own family, because he hadn't told his father about it yet.But he reacted quickly, how could this glory be pushed away, let's admit it first.

He hurriedly said: "Actually, my father has already said that he wants to prepare an invitation card for you, old man. He said it before he came, but I can't reveal it before I get it. In case I don't get it, it's not just words No letter? Hehe, I didn’t expect my father to actually get it. He has so much face that he actually asked the eunuch’s personal bodyguard to deliver it to you personally. You are the only one in the whole of Hangzhou to honor the old man.”

All of a sudden, everyone in the lobby was full of praise, saying that the honor of the old man is unparalleled in the world.

The old man was so happy that he couldn't agree more, and said to Wu Biao: "It's my grandson-in-law who has a way to accomplish such a big thing. It's great. The same son-in-law, one is in the sky and the other is underground."

Speaking of this, he seemed to have suddenly discovered that Du Wenhao was also sitting at the table, frowned, and said to Du Wenhao: "Didn't you just say that you can get ten invitations? Where are ten invitations?"

Du Wenhao pointed to the invitation in his hand: "This is what I asked them to send."

Everyone froze for a moment, and then roared with laughter.

Old Master Su said to Su Changsheng with a sullen face: "Changsheng, what else can your son-in-law do besides bragging? I only knew that he was a fool before, but now I know that he is also a master of bragging. He can't even brag." It's over, and it's obviously been punctured, and he continues to brag. You also recruit this kind of person to our Su family, isn't this deliberately embarrassing to our Su family?"

Su Changsheng apologized again and again, and shouted at Du Wenhao: "What's wrong with you? Hurry up and apologize!"

Du Wenhao turned his head to look at Wu Biao, and sneered: "You said your father asked someone for this invitation?"

"Yes, is it possible that you still want it? You trash."

"Very well, I declare that this invitation is invalid, and all invitations from your Wu family are also invalid. You will regret it if you are going to attend the celebration."

"It depends on you, how old are you?"

"Only me, I am the boss of Hangzhou, because I am the king of Hangzhou."

Wu Biao was stunned, and then laughed so hard that tears came out.

Everyone was laughing too, Wu Biao pointed at him and said, "I can't do it anymore, I'm going to be laughed out of my stomach by this cowhide king. If you are the king of Hang, I will be the Jade Emperor."

"What a clown, the more you brag, the more you brag."

Granny Su gritted her teeth and said, "If he pretends to be the King of Hang, it will be no small matter if the word gets out, and it will cause trouble."

Old Master Su's heart trembled, he patted the table, pointed at Su Changsheng and said, "This is a good son-in-law you recruited, get out, let him get out for me!"

The old lady Su also stood up, pointed at Su Changsheng and said, "The old lady told you to get lost, didn't you hear?"

Wu Biao raised his eyebrows and yelled at Du Wenhao: "Did you hear that, trash, let you go!"

Su Changsheng also hurriedly said: "Aren't you going to get out? Hurry up!"

Du Wenhao burst into anger: "I told you to eat!"

He grabbed the wine table with one hand, lifted it up and threw it out, hitting the wall behind with the whole table of dishes, shattered with a bang, and a table of dishes and wine fell to the floor.

The crowd was stunned.

Du Wenhao pointed to the old man and said, "Next time you go to jail again, I will never intercede to save you again, absolutely not!"

Pointing to Su Changkong, Wu Biao and the others: "There are you, one counts as one, you have a gloomy impression, and you will be in jail tomorrow when it gets dark, so enjoy your food slowly!"

With that said, he turned around and walked away.

The people at this table had run out of food and drink, so they were sitting there, and the dishes were smashed on the wall behind them.

Everyone in the room who dared to speak was stunned.

Wu Biao wanted to get mad, but Du Wenhao threw a table of wine and vegetables with one hand, and he could easily throw ten of them, so how dare he provoke him again.

"Husband, wait for me!" Su Wanrou chased her out.

Seeing Du Wenhao flipping the table and taking Su Wanrou away in a big way, no one dared to go in and stop him from questioning.

It wasn't until they disappeared out of the lobby that everyone in the field began to discuss in low voices.

The old man took a breath and asked Su Changsheng: "Is he the one who rescued me from the prison?"

"No, I told the magistrate the magistrate." Su Changsheng bit the bullet and insisted on taking credit.

The old man nodded: "Let me just say, he is a son-in-law, what right does he have to get close to the magistrate?"

"Crazy, he is a crazy...!" Mrs. Su could only say this, her body trembling.

Wu Biao also pretended to be relaxed: "He just put gold on his face. He said that the invitation is invalid. Who do you think he is?"

Su Changkong hurriedly ordered the butler: "Put another table of banquets right away and tidy up! Today is the old man's big day, so don't be as knowledgeable as that lunatic, let him go!"

Just as the new banquet was set up, and they were about to start eating again, suddenly, buckets of excrement and urine poured down from the roof, like a waterfall, and drenched the head and face of everyone in the Su family who was sitting at the head.

The entire lobby suddenly smelled of feces and urine, which was extremely stinky.

All the guests immediately fled out covering their mouths and noses.

The old man was completely drenched in feces and urine, and was so angry that he almost fainted on the spot.

Su Changkong ignored the feces and urine, and hurriedly asked his servants to catch the troublemakers.But the servant climbed up to the roof with a ladder and found that there was no one on the roof except for a few empty excrement buckets.

Of course, it was Du Wenhao's guard who did this.

They came to vent their anger on Du Wenhao.

(End of this chapter)