It's too hard to chase after the demon concubine

Chapter 766 Sending You To Heaven!

"Inhuman Yuncao'er... You eat wine, drink meat, set off fireworks, and let someone stand guard here alone is so inhumane! Heaven doesn't allow it! It's horrible! It's inhumane!... Eat a chicken leg, and curse you that you won't be able to marry in the future !"

The sky is bright and the moon is bright and the wind is clear, the singing in the distance is melodious, and the sound of the flute is melodious, but it is not as thrilling and sad as the wailing from the big tree!
"Hey—why is my son so miserable?"

Looking up, taking a sip of wine, the young master looked sadly, with self-pity and self-pity on his face, "Obviously, I am young and beautiful, a flower, suave and romantic, but why do I always have to be pushed into the fire pit and pushed into the wind?" Hurry up? My son, this is..."

That voice was miserable, and in the dark night, it was comparable to sister Xiaoqian. Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, a brick flew out of the nearby grass, whistling away with the sound of the wind, and smashed into the sky. Someone in the tree looking at himself!

Hearing the sound of the wind, Young Master Yu's eyebrows twitched suddenly, his eyes twitched, and a roc spread its wings and leaped from the tree, complaining bitterly, "Peach Blossom, you inhuman demon flower! This young master is already so miserable!" You’re still going to add insult to injury! Has your conscience been eaten by a bird?”

In the grass, Kassapa was sitting on the ground with a jug of wine, a chicken, a plate of beef and a leg of lamb in front of him. Hearing the voice of young master Yu's complaint behind him, he picked it up and gnawed it without moving his eyes. The chicken bones were thrown over.

"Whoosh-"

The chicken bones flew towards Young Master Yu with the sound of whistling wind, and Kassapa's cold tugging voice sounded in the wind.

"You are too noisy! It affects my meal!"

Young Master Yu: "..."

Looking at Sao Nian who threw bones at the slightest disagreement, the corners of Young Master Yu's eyes twitched, his handsome face was stiff, and even his heart was twitching, "It really is a rotten peach blossom with no humanity! It's the same as that fairy grass with no humanity! Marry or not..."

"You can't get married! Your whole family can't get married!"

However, before the son could finish his words, he was interrupted by a gloomy and gnashing of teeth voice, full of murderous intent!
Accompanied by that voice, a sack flew over in the air and covered Young Master Yu's head!
Young Master Yu: "!"

What kind of monsters, ghosts, ghosts and ghosts are around that cloud grass? !Not only do they all have the quirk of carrying sacks with them, but they also let them out when they disagree!It is simply a disaster for the world, a disaster for the common people!
It's really time to call an old Taoist priest to come and collect this pair of fairy grass and demon flowers!It's also good to eliminate harm for the people!

Unceasingly slandering in his heart, Young Master Yu Fei dodged, while making sense of it, "I said Taohua, we are here to stand guard and monitor the enemy's situation, how can we kill each other!? Whether it is this young master who kills you, or you This young master was tricked, this is not very good, the enemy will laugh out loud..."

……

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the night quietly deepened.On the school grounds, the crowd was still raging and the atmosphere was warm, and the singing competition was still going on in full swing.

During the banquet, Yun Qianruo sat there lazily, appreciating the voices of the foolish boys while tasting the delicious food and wine in front of him, looking like he was enjoying himself at ease.

Lin Wushuang and Yan Zimo sat next to her, but, like Yun Qianruo, Lin Wushuang ate hard and enjoyed the food in front of him, while Yan Zimo cut beef and mutton into pieces with a dagger. Thin slices of meat were then placed on the plate in front of Yun Qianruo.

His eyebrows are downcast, his face is picturesque, his slender fingertips reflect the edge of the blade, and his brilliance is like jade. He is clearly cutting meat, but the movements he makes are graceful, as if he is carefully carving an extraordinary work of art. , Calm and elegant, elegant and flawless.

While eating and drinking, Lin Wushuang couldn't help turning his head to look at him quietly. He was inadvertently fascinated by his elegance, and if he was not careful, he would see the gods.

This man is not only good-looking and has an unparalleled temperament, he is also so delicate and gentle. If any woman marries him in the future, it will be a blessing in his life.

As if feeling her gaze, Yan Zimo slightly raised his head and glanced at her. The girl in front of him was as bright as the sun, looking forward to the sky. Although she looked at him without blinking, her eyes were clear and frank, that nympho The appearance, it touches people feel a little silly cute.

Yan Zimo smiled and nodded, that smile was as indifferent as the wind, elegant and fresh, like a ray of breeze blowing by, making Lin Wushuang's heart flutter slightly, he looked away suddenly, but turned back quickly, with a bright smile Wuxia, "Young Master Yan, you are so kind to Sister Ruoer!"

Yan Zimo glanced at Yun Qianruo with lowered eyebrows, and a slight smile floated on his lips, "Ruoer is naughty, so it will inevitably make people worry."

Yun Qianruo, who was lowering her head to eat, raised her head like a corpse, and looked at Yan Zimo with accusing eyes, "Cousin! You are slandering a lady again! You will hurt a fragile and soft girl like this!" Mind, do you know?"

Yan Zimo slightly raised his eyebrows, with a deep smile in his eyes, "Oh? Didn't you keep your ears off the window and concentrate on eating hard? Did you hear it?"

"Uh……"

Yun Qianruo's expression froze, and she reached out to touch the corner of her eyes, "This..."

Khan!Why do I feel like I'm being despised! ?
Although she was eating, and she was very focused on eating, but this did not prevent her from listening to all directions!

Cursing in her heart, Yun Qianruo coughed lightly, and was about to speak, but saw a white light streaking across the sky like lightning, shooting towards Yun Qianruo as fast as a meteor.

"Sister Ruo'er, be careful!"

Lin Wushuang's eyes froze, thinking it was a hidden weapon, he pulled out the dagger in his sleeve and stabbed at the white ball that shot towards Yun Qianruo with a 'bass'.

Yun Qianruo's brows twitched, a few drops of cold sweat rolled down the corners of her eyes, and she grabbed Lin Wushuang's hand, "Be merciful! Misunderstanding!"

Khan!That was her white mouse, and it was used as a hidden weapon to chop it up!
Lin Wushuang paused, turned around, and looked at Yun Qianruo puzzled, "Sister Ruo'er, you..."

At the moment of that turn, the little white ball had passed Lin Wushuang and landed on Yun Qianruo's shoulder, staring at Lin Wushuang with a pair of obsidian-like eyes murderously, the white hair all over his body stood on end, "Squeak, creak, creak" -"

Damn it!He actually wanted to murder the old rat!This little human is not cute at all!
At this moment, Lin Wushuang finally saw the appearance of the 'hidden weapon' clearly, and couldn't help being surprised, with a trace of novelty in his eyes, "It turned out to be a little mouse! It looks quite cute!"

She thought such a cute little guy was a hidden weapon just now!

Thinking of this, Lin Wushuang couldn't help laughing, "Sister Ruoer, is this your little mouse? It's so cute!"

Seeing that the little mouse is so familiar with sister Ruoer, plus Ruoer's previous attitude, it is likely to be her pet, right?

"Squeak-cheep-cheep-cheep-"

Being said to be cute, the white mouse exploded instantly, waving its little paws, and glaring at Lin Wushuang even more fiercely in its little eyes, that's called anger!

He actually ignored the murderous intent of the mouse uncle!angry!Don't you see its majestic eyes?
In fact, Lin Wushuang couldn't understand what White Mouse was saying at all, and he just regarded it as cute with its instant killing eyes and furry appearance.

"This fluffy little white ball is so cute no matter how you look at it!"

As he said that, Lin Wushuang couldn't help reaching out to touch the white mouse's head. The angry white mouse quickly stretched out two small claws to intercept the claws that came out!

"Squeaky-"

Uncle Mouse's head can also be touched by a little human like you! ?
This is for Sister Mouse to touch!

Just like Ruo Ruo touched Uncle Feng's head...

Lin Wushuang was not frightened by the ferocious appearance of a certain mouse, but thought it was very cute and energetic.Yun Qianruo looked at her dishonest pet and slapped it on the forehead, "Be honest!"

A certain mouse was directly photographed and turned around in a circle, facing the starry eyes, full of resentment!

ooh-

How can you abuse the mouse uncle like this? !

What about human nature?What about character?What about ethics? !All blown away by the wind! ?

Seeing the miserable condition of the white mouse, Lin Wushuang swallowed, his eyes couldn't hide his astonishment, "Sister Ruo'er, it's such a small ball, can you handle it like this with its small body..."

The dizzy white mouse exploded when he heard the words, kicked his two short legs, and jumped three feet high in an instant, "Zhizhizhi——"

You are only small!Your whole family is small!Uncle Shu is obviously tall, mighty, brave, and mighty, where is his small body? !Uncle Mouse hasn't knocked down Sister Mouse yet!
While grinding his teeth, Yun Qianruo poked its forehead with a finger and nodded vigorously, but looked at Lin Wushuang and smiled innocently, "Wu Shuang, you don't know, it belongs to cucumbers." , I don’t feel comfortable if I don’t shoot it for a day.”

A certain mouse tilted its head after being poked, and ground its teeth, but in the next moment, it lowered its eyebrows and looked at Yun Qianruo obsequiously, shaking its head, "Jiujiu——"

People have reported military intelligence!
While smiling charmingly, Bai Mouse conjured up a bunch of notes out of nowhere and handed them to Yun Qianruo as if offering a treasure, saying: Am I awesome?Would you like to compliment my expression.

Yun Qianruo was speechless for a while, the corner of her mouth twitched, "It's the reward."

White Mouse's eyes lit up immediately, "Jiujiu—"

Are you going to reward someone with a nine-turn magic pill?

The corner of Yun Qianruo's mouth hooked slightly, she reached out to take the note, and then threw the white mouse out with a wave of her hand.

"Whoosh-"

A gust of wind passed by, and the white mouse soared into the sky, heading straight for a bright moon.

"The reward is, send you to heaven!"

A ray of magic sound came from the night wind, and it was pleasant to the ear. When the white mouse heard the words, it bared its teeth and blushed furiously. It was so shameless!He actually deceived Uncle Mouse's pure and innocent feelings again!

Down below, Lin Wushuang looked at the little white dot in midair, with a slightly dull expression, "It just...flyed just like that...Sister Ruo'er...you...you are so cruel!"

"Uh..." Yun Qianruo laughed dryly, "I just slipped my hand just now...hehehe..."

"Hand slipping..."

Lin Wushuang widened his eyes slightly, looked at his hand with a pensive look on his face, this slippery hand could even throw a mouse into the sky! ?
Next to him, Yan Zimo's slightly pursed mouth twitched imperceptibly, and he raised his eyes to look at her, "Look at what the note said?"

"Yeah!" Yun Qianruo immediately sat upright, opened the note, and a smile that was difficult to understand was slowly curled up on the corner of her lips.

"The rats are in town."

Yan Zimo's eyes were fixed, and his expression was clear, but Lin Wushuang was at a loss, "Sister Ruo'er, what are you talking about?"

Yun Qianruo also didn't see her, and directly handed the note to her, "Hey, look."

Lin Wushuang took the note suspiciously, but after reading it, he was shocked and angry, "These rats!"

Immediately, Lin Wushuang was about to get up and leave, but was stopped by Yun Qianruo, "Don't worry, the party is not over yet!"

Seeing Yun Qianruo's leisurely look, Lin Wushuang came back to her senses in an instant, she was really confused in a hurry!Judging by Ruo'er's calm and composed appearance, it must have been planned long ago.

It is a pity that the rare bonfire party ends halfway.

Lin Wushuang immediately sat down again, and the session had already reached the collective PK between the two teams. The little monster team on the opposite side was actively practicing singing, and the members of the Ultraman team all looked at Yun Qianruo, "Boss, we What song are you singing?"

Yun Qianruo's expression froze, boss? !Why did she have the illusion that she was the bandit leader?
cough!
She must be thinking too much!

Lin Wushuang reached out and patted Yun Qianruo's shoulder, with a look of pride, "Sister Ruo'er, we must choose a majestic and powerful song to crush them!"

Yun Qianruo blinked, "Then what song is majestic?"

The soldiers said in unison, "Of course the boss will decide this!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

"Sister Ruo'er's song just now can be described as soul-stirring and memorable, just play another song similar to it! It will definitely crush them to death!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

That is obviously called a spike, how could it be crushed to death?How ambiguous...

After pondering for a while, Yun Qianruo's eyes flashed, "I think of one."

Lin Wushuang was surprisingly consistent with all the soldiers, "What is it!?"

Yun Qianruo: "...take a cool walk!"

As soon as the words landed, there was a burst of cheers in the field.

"This is not bad! It sounds very chic! It must be soul-stirring!"

"The key is that it suits us best! We are all handsome men!"

"That's right! But we don't know how to sing yet!"

"Stupid! Isn't there a boss here?"

Then, thousands of words converged into one voice, which was extremely loud, "Boss, teach us how to be chic!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

Reaching out to wipe the cold sweat off her forehead, Yun Qianruo cleared her throat, "Hey, I'll sing a song, and you guys will sing along."

"okay--"

"As ordered—"

The night at the border gate is cold and windy, but it can't blow away the enthusiasm of the soldiers of the three armies. The jumping flames are blurred with faint starlight, swaying and blooming flowers, embellishing the dazzling scenery in the dark night.

Xu Shi had a melodious tune and simple lyrics, if Yun Qian had only taught it once, the soldiers would have already learned it, and they couldn't wait to compete with the little monster team.

The sky and the earth are long / passers-by in a hurry / the tide rises and falls / kindness and resentment / life and death grow old / how many people can see through

The world of mortals is rolling / Crazy and affectionate / Sometimes we get together and part at the end / Stay half awake and half drunk / At least you follow me in my dreams
I bet on tomorrow with my youth/You trade your true feelings for this life/The years don’t know the world/How many sorrows/Why don’t you go for a while

In the bright moon and the clear wind, there are echoes of free and unrestrained singing, flying freely, the sound shakes the sky, and it melts between the sky and the earth, ethereal and distant.

The night sky in the distance is quiet and leisurely, without the enthusiasm and pride here.

Hundreds of men in black took advantage of the cover of the night to sneak into the city without making a sound, taking advantage of the carnival in the city tonight, and the guards were loose.

Although they were few in number, they were nimble and nimble, walking through the night like ghosts dormant in the dark night, easily avoiding the sight of the defenders.

Walking to one place, the leader of the man in black lowered his voice and said, "According to the plan, separate and act!"

"Yes!"

The men in black immediately divided into three groups of varying numbers, headed in three directions, and quickly disappeared into the dark night.

The moon turned and the stars moved, the night was getting darker, and above the school grounds, the banquet was coming to an end.

Lin Zhennan reappeared on the high stage, "I drank the wine, sang the song, and ate the meat. Next, please bring out our dessert!"

Hearing this, the soldiers cheered for a while, and booed one after another: "General, do you still have dessert after dinner? But we are all gentlemen, what dessert do we have?"

Lin Zhennan glanced away coldly, and said inscrutablely: "This is not an ordinary dessert!"

"Then it can still be an ordinary dessert?!"

The soldiers burst into laughter again, and Lin Zhennan stared straight at him, "A group of idiots who have never seen a cake before! That's a cake! A birthday cake! But our Ruo'er made it himself!"

After Lin Zhennan finished speaking, the soldiers exploded in an instant.

"What!? Cake!? What is that?"

"You stupid! Didn't you say that? That's a birthday cake!"

"You're stupid! What's a birthday cake!?"

"Who cares about it! It's made by the boss himself! Just focus on this, it's a good thing!"

"..."

Listening to what everyone said, Yun Qianruo seriously suspected that they were suffering from excitability!

It's like having chicken blood!
Soon, the super big cake was carried up to the high platform by eight soldiers. The cake was covered with a layer of red silk, but even so, the soldiers sitting in the front row could still smell the tempting fragrance, it was so sweet Smell, crisp but not greasy.

In the arena, tens of thousands of eyes were focused on the big cake, "Marshal, when will you let us meet the cake?"

Yun Tian was already completely moved by the cake that suddenly came out, and now he heard the voices of the soldiers, he looked at Yun Qianruo, "Ruo'er, this cake..."

"Father, of course you have to cut this cake!"

Yun Qianruo stretched out his hand to uncover the red silk, and handed a knife to Yun Tian, ​​smiling brightly.

The moment the red silk was lifted, the giant cake caught everyone's eyes. The most striking thing was the big words on the cake: Happy birthday, Dad!Handsome forever, handsome beyond the sky!
The font is cake-like, crooked and uneven, but Yun Tian is delighted to see it, as if his heart is soaked in honey.

"Baby girl, what a caring little padded jacket from dad!"

"The most obedient kid in the world!"

"..."

"Daddy, cut the cake!"

If you keep boasting, it will be dawn!

Yun Tian laughed, reached out to take the special long knife, cut off the biggest piece and handed it to Yun Qianruo. Immediately behind him came a shout: "I want it too! I want it too—"

In order to allow everyone to eat cakes, besides the super birthday cake, Yun Qianruo specially asked the kitchen to make many small cakes.

Standing on the high platform, Yun Qianruo looked at the soldiers below who were happily eating cakes, the bonfire jumping everywhere, and the stars flickering in the sky, and suddenly his heart moved.

The night sky is like washing, and the sky is like ink. It seems that something is missing.

(End of this chapter)