It's too hard to chase after the demon concubine
Chapter 846 If You Want To Be A Beauty Chapter
Chapter 846 If You Want To Make Love To The Wind (One More)
Yun Qianruo froze for a moment, looking at the scroll and frowned.
The feeling of deja vu... could it be that this scroll... how is it possible!
There was a hint of doubt in my heart, but Yun Qianruo still reached out to take the scroll, and slowly unfolded it.
In the painting, a round of bright moon hangs in the nine heavens, and the brilliance falls ten thousand zhang. Under the star-studded sky, there is a cliff shrouded in clouds and mists. Her hair fluttered in the night wind, dispelling the endless demonic and ghostly aura.
The man's appearance is even more astonishing, that kind of astonishment, breathtaking, just one glance can make the world eclipse and everything will perish.Not to mention the aura that naturally exudes from his body, soaring over nine days, overlooking thousands of mountains.
However, all the amazement and shock are not as good as those dark purple eyes that are enchanting and quiet.It seems that there is a vast abyss hidden, and the sky is filled with stars, and the shadows are shining, but it is dangerous and ghostly, as if there are nine ghosts living there, and no one dares to look directly at it.
Any woman in the world will sink in one glance and lose her soul when she sees him. She is willing to fly to the flame and get close to him desperately, right?
Looking at the person in the painting, Yun Qianruo's heart was full of waves and ripples.
Feng Meiren... This is... really that painting!
She drew it herself, how could she not recognize it?
It's just that she always thought that this painting had disappeared long ago, and she didn't know when and where it was destroyed.But she didn't expect that she would see it again. This kind of feeling, as if a very important thing was suddenly lost, and it was found after a long time. It was so complicated that she couldn't describe it.
However, Yun Qianruo frowned slightly as she looked down.From the waist down, there was only a dark cloud and mist, and it was hard to tell whether it was a mountain, water or fog...
In other words, looking at the first half of this painting, it is perfect and impeccable!However, looking at the second half, it was pitch black and horrible!
Looking at the painting, Yun Qianruo twitched the corner of her mouth again and again, "Upper body, peerless beauty, lower body... What is this thing..."
In that dark mystery like wind, rain, and fog, a bird's head was exposed, with a silver ghost face on top of the head, staring at a pair of golden eyes, looking at the dark things below it , like a poor bird submerged in black water...
Chonghua silently wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, "Princess...you see...is there any other way to save this painting..."
Yun Qianruo's thoughts fluttered back in the wind, she looked down at Zhonghua, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "You think it's disfigured like this, is there any help?"
Chonghua's temples twitched, could it be irreparable to hear Wang Hao's tone?
No!If this painting is destroyed, that cruel, cruel and inhuman man will have to swallow him alive and bury him with the painting? !
Thinking of this, Chonghua's heart twitched, and he bowed deeply to Yun Qianruo, "Princess... I heard that you are proficient in disguise, see... can you change this painting as well?"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
He asked very sincerely, but Yun Qianruo almost couldn't hold back his kick.
"Disguise? Why don't you just say plastic surgery? Is it more thorough to be reborn?"
Chonghua blinked silently, plastic surgery?what does that mean?but……
"If the princess thinks plastic surgery is okay, then the villain has no objection!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
As if he didn't see Yun Qianruo's slightly stiff expression, Chonghua bowed deeply, with an extremely sincere attitude, "I also ask the princess to be merciful and give the master a facelift... no, give this painting a facelift!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
She is a lady!She is a lady!So, don't beat people casually!Be patient!right!Tolerate!
Three seconds later, Yun Qianruo sat down slowly, picked up a cup of tea and took a sip, "Where did you get this painting?"
Chonghua was startled, and replied: "The villain picked it up in the mountains."
"In the mountains?" She remembered that the painting was taken away by an eagle, and it seemed to be flying north at that time.
"Yes, Wangfei, the villain picked it up in the mountain behind Daying Liangzhou..."
Hearing this, Yun Qianruo's heart twitched, and there was a slight strange emotion, Liangzhou Daying?Is that the barracks where Feng Meiren is?That painting unexpectedly ended up on his territory... Is... is it God's will in the dark?
It was thought that this painting would never be seen again, but it appeared again.Appeared in Fengmeiren's place, and now appeared in front of her again.
This is a very wonderful feeling, but it is a little pity that the painting has become like this...
"Is it like this when you picked it up?"
The line of sight fell to the lower half of the scroll again... It really looks like the beauty of the wind is standing in the black hole... Uh... is the beauty of the wind being sucked in by the black hole?Or, is it floating out of the black hole?
cough--
It seems that I am thinking wildly again...
Chonghua silently wiped the cold sweat from the corners of his eyes, then took a step back silently, and then said: "Reporting to the princess... this... actually... the villain saw the portrait of the master... for a moment, he was so shocked that he I completely forgot about myself... and then... I accidentally took it to soak in the hot spring... and then... it became like this..."
"Uh..." Yun Qianruo was slightly taken aback, a few drops of cold sweat dripped from the center of her brows, she pointed to the painting in her hand, and then looked at Chonghua, who was dripping with cold sweat, "You... took Fengmeiren to the hot spring?"
Chonghua staggered, tripped over a stone on the side of the road, and fell to the ground with a 'bang', cold sweat pouring down his forehead.
Yun Qianruo looked at him in confusion, "Why are you so excited?"
Chonghua wiped off his cold sweat and got up from the ground, "Princess...You can talk nonsense, but you can't joke! If you are not careful, you will kill someone!"
Seeing his serious face, as if facing a formidable enemy, the corners of Yun Qianruo's mouth twitched slightly, "Is that an exaggeration?"
"Of course there is! No, this is not an exaggeration at all! If the villain really embraces the master to soak in the hot spring... No, no, no! Even if the villain has the courage to hold the master in the hot spring... I will die ..."
"Uh..." Yun Qianruo was stunned, and a black line rolled down her forehead. She just... said the portrait of Feng Meiren, right?When will he hold Feng Meiren... poof...
He is soaking in the hot spring with a beautiful woman... This picture is so beautiful... Please forgive her for not being able to imagine it!
Chonghua silently raised his head and glanced at Yun Qianruo, and continued to speak with a vow, "Princess, you must trust the villain! Although the villain also admires the peerless beauty of the master, if you can soak in the hot spring together, it will be a big deal in your life." Happy! The villain is still very willing..."
Yun Qianruo: "..."
Did he mean to say that he really admired Feng Meiren's beauty?
Squinting his eyes, a chilly wind filled the air, attacking Chonghua's weak heart.
With a shock, Chonghua immediately stood upright, and said righteously: "However, there are three ways to be unfilial and have no descendants. The villain has not yet married a wife, and has not continued the incense of our old Chonghua. He must not die young! If it is because of Looking at the beauty of the master who bathed in the hot spring and died young, I am afraid that the ancestors will jump out of the coffin and kill the villain... Therefore, the villain will never hold the master in the hot spring! Please rest assured, princess! "
What he said was sonorous and awe-inspiring, even Yun Qianruo couldn't help applauding him!
This guy who lies is not a draft and can be picked up easily!It's even worse than her!
Silently despising him in her heart, Yun Qianruo casually picked up a glass of water and handed it to him, "Are you thirsty? Drink some water!"
Chonghua was stunned, and raised his hands to take the water glass flattered, "Princess, you are so understanding! Our master is so lucky to meet you, you will wake up with a smile in your dreams!"
Yun Qianruo looked at him with a smile, "Actually, I'm very relieved! You don't have to have any scruples! If you want to be a beauty, then go for it!"
"Pfft--cough-cough-"
Poor Chonghua, before he had time to swallow a sip of tea, he suddenly heard the horrifying words, his heart convulsed and his whole body trembled in fright, and he was almost choked to death by the tea!
Covering his throat with his hands, he coughed violently, almost coughing up all his internal organs.
"Wang, princess...you...you...cough cough cough..."
"Huh?" Yun Qianruo blinked and looked at him curiously, "What's wrong with you? Is the tea too hot?"
Chonghua: "..."
Concubine...you actually have the nerve to ask why...do you dare to swear to God that you really don't know?
It's over... It's already very miserable to have a master who doesn't understand the style and doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade... I was thinking, this princess looks delicate and weak like the wind...pure, gentle and kind...and always smiling Like a spring breeze... I thought that there was finally a glimmer of hope in their miserable lives... But I didn't expect that the princess and the master... are just... no, the princess is even more sinister than the master...
Why are they so miserable!
After three seconds of silent mourning for his tragic fate, Chonghua wiped his cold sweat with his hand, "Princess...the villain never thought of making love to the master..."
Master...I didn't say anything, villain...God bear witness, this is what the princess said!He just wanted to clarify the facts!Amen--
Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows, with a tolerant and magnanimous face, "It's okay! I really don't mind! Besides, this girl is very supportive of you going to be a beauty!"
"Boom-"
Chonghua's heart twitched violently, his body shook, and he collapsed on the ground again...
"Princess——if the villain does something wrong and offends you... please hold your hands high... please spare the villain's life..."
Looking at the disfigured man lying on the ground, wiping tears, with a face full of lovelessness, Yun Qianruo blinked innocently, "What are you talking about? When did you offend me? And, How can such a kind person, my girl, want your life?"
"..." Chonghua even has the heart to die!
"Since...the villain...didn't...offend you...then why did you...defraud the villain..."
In a word, the words were quite choked up, and the tone was even more miserable, how sad!
Yun Qianruo stared, "When did this girl cheat you?"
Chonghua's heart twitched, and he shrank his neck, "The villain made a mistake! The villain made a slip of the tongue! Princess, you didn't harm the villain..."
There is no harm... You actually encouraged the villain to pick on the master... This is not a harm! ?It's not about entrapment, what is this! ?
Who is that man? !That is the coldest, ruthless and incomprehensible man in the entire Beiyan Empire!Ordinary people will be cold all over within one meter, and their hands and feet will tremble. Those who are timid will even be directly paralyzed by the cold, and then become mentally disturbed!
Especially the women of Beiyan, who have been frozen to death... Especially how many people have to be carried out for the annual Shangyuan Lantern Festival and Spring and Autumn Banquet...
Although his realm is a bit advanced and his Taoism is barely passable, he is still very weak in front of the master who is so strong that he is almost perverted, okay?
And that frenzied future princess actually asked him to date her master... How is this different from courting death?
No, there is still a difference!If you want to die, generally speaking, you will hang up directly.However, it is not as simple as hanging up if you have the guts to love your master...
The more Chonghua thought about it, the more he felt that Yun Qianruo was really sinister and wicked!
This is simply bloodless!Moreover, it can make him die a very miserable death!Very ecstasy!
Sure enough... Even if you offend the master in the future, you can't offend the princess!
It must be because he accidentally disfigured her painting, so the princess wanted to intimidate him and deliberately adjust his nerves...
Thinking of this, Chonghua swallowed silently, "Princess... villain... I really didn't mean to destroy this painting... villain... if I knew it would disfigure... I would rather not take a hot spring ..."
Hey...it's a pity...it's too late!
Why did he forget about being so nervous at the beginning?
The corner of Yun Qianruo's mouth swept across Chong Huasheng's handsome face, "How do you know this painting is mine?"
Although it was a pity that he ruined the painting, how could she make things difficult for him?
If he hadn't picked it up, I don't know where the painting is!In this way, she still has to thank him!
It's better to be disfigured than completely ruined.
Chonghua raised the corners of his eyes silently, looked at the faint smile on Yun Qianruo's lips, rolled his eyes, and said cautiously: "Returning to the princess... This painting looks like it was drawn by a woman. Well, the main reason is that The cursive characters... are unrestrained and graceful, so they must have been written by a woman of great elegance..."
Yun Qianruo bowed her head, the handwriting had already been submerged in the black ink... I couldn't even see a piece of it...
"..." It's really pitiful to die...
"It might have been written by a more feminine man, how can you be sure?"
Chonghua's eyes twitched, a feminine man?
"Princess, are you talking about eunuchs?"
"..." Yun Qianruo almost choked on the saliva, and black lines rolled down her head.
Eunuch? !Why did she think that Chonghua did it on purpose?
Pulling the corners of her mouth that were a little stiff, "Even if it's a woman, how do you know it's me? There are thousands of women in the world, and you have never seen my handwriting."
"The princess doesn't know something." Chonghua immediately changed into an elegant and elegant smile, "Since my master is too cold and perverted, most of the people who have seen his peerless appearance, regardless of men or women, have been reincarnated. It's too miserable to be born."
Yun Qianruo was a little speechless, he was telling her silently that she was so lucky!Seeing Feng Meiren's peerless appearance and not being killed? !
cough……
"As for that painting, the master's beautiful appearance and natural beauty, it shows that the painter has a very close relationship with the master, which is extraordinary. They can be in close contact with each other, and they are safe and sound. They are really extraordinary!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
So, she is an ordinary person... She has treated Feng Meiren like this and that, but she is still alive until now... How lucky!
"Only by these?"
"Of course not! The most important thing is those few words!"
Looking at Chonghua's elegant smile like a spring breeze, Yun Qianruo's eyes twitched slightly, "Near Jubilee, November?"
"Yes!" Chonghua opened the feather fan with a swipe, and shook it, "As far as I know, this jubilee year is the year of the Tangling Dynasty, which means that the woman who painted the painting is from Tangling. And it's November again. At that time, the master happened to be in Dongling... and it was with... ahem!"
Chonghua adjusted his fan and looked at Yun Qianruo with a smile.
In fact, he doesn't need to say the following words anymore, people from Dongling, women, have a lot to do with Fengmei, after careful study of all kinds of clues, it is not difficult for any smart person to guess the hidden truth.
Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows, "You have a much higher IQ than your master!"
Chonghua was flattered, and shook his head humbly, "Compared to IQ, the villain really can't match the back of the master. However, in terms of emotional intelligence... the villain is slightly better!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
I thought how humble this guy was!
Sure enough, modesty and so on are all for the best high-profile!
With a light cough, Yun Qianruo looked at him and said seriously, "Even a pig has a higher EQ than Fengmeiren!"
"Uh..." Chonghua's expression froze, his smile froze on his face, pig... pig... So, what was he so proud of just now...
Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows, and glanced at his slightly twitching handsome face, "Don't be depressed! You are much better than a pig!"
Chonghua: "..."
How dare you compare him to a pig...a pig...
joke!How could a pig compare to him! ?
After twitching in the wind for a long time, Chonghua asked a few more questions about the 'picture scroll plastic surgery', and after getting an affirmative answer from the rich man, he looked around like a thief, "Princess, if you don't have any orders If not, the villain will withdraw first!"
Calculating the time, the master is probably already on his way back, if he doesn't flash at this time, is it possible that he will wait here to die? !
Yun Qianruo waved his hand, and Chonghua immediately floated away as if he had been pardoned, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye, only a grateful voice wafted in the wind, "Thank you, Princess, for saving my life! The villain is so grateful! Then you will personally hand over the painting to the master..."
Yun Qianruo curled her lips speechlessly, put down the car curtain casually, looked at the painting in her hand, and meditated.
It has changed beyond recognition... Could it be that she really gave it plastic surgery?
Actually... that's pretty good!As the saying goes, flaws are another kind of perfection...
After studying the painting for a while, Yun Qianruo turned her head to look at Lin Wushuang who was fainted on the carpet, shrinking her neck guiltily, "Poor Wushuang, this seems to be your No. 18 inexplicable fainting... I will save you..."
With a light finger, the wind blew by, Lin Wushuang rubbed his eyes and raised his head in a daze, "Huh? Ruo'er? Why haven't you slept yet? Yawn... I woke up from a nap... Ugh! What? Sore all over..."
Yun Qianruo: "..."
You didn't wake up from sleep...you woke up after a faint...that's why you are sore...
Silently repenting for a moment, Yun Qianruo quickly reached out to rub her shoulders, "Maybe it's because it's uncomfortable to fall asleep in the carriage, and I should be able to enter the city tomorrow night, and then there will be an inn to stay in... Mmm! One more night..."
Yun Qianruo thought silently, if she stayed at the hotel tomorrow night, she should have two rooms!In case Feng Meiren floats into her room in the middle of the night, Miss Wushuang will be in bad luck again...
Enjoying Yun Qianruo's massage, Lin Wushuang's face was full of happiness and satisfaction, "Sister Ruo'er, you are so kind! Oh! It's so comfortable! If I were a man, I would definitely marry you home! Hehe...uh—— "
Halfway through laughing, Lin Wushuang rolled his eyes, tilted his head, and fell directly on the carriage...
Yun Qianruo: "..."
With a bewildered face and dull eyes, the three souls and seven souls seem to be messed up in the wind...
This... is it... dizzy again...
Yun Qianruo's hands were still frozen in mid-air, maintaining the movement of rubbing Lin Wushuang's shoulders, but he was petrified on the spot as if struck by lightning.
A icy wind blew by, the car curtain was raised for a moment and then fell, and a black shadow seemed to flash past in front of his eyes, Lin Wushuang turned over and lay directly on the ground...
Yun Qianruo: "...!...!"
With black lines all over her head, she raised her head, and met a perfect handsome face like a god's mansion without any surprise. However, Yun Qianruo had no intention of admiring the handsome man, and gritted her teeth angrily, "Sinister old bachelor! This girl allowed you to float in." What?!"
Miss Wushuang...I'm sorry for you...This is already No.19 times...
Facing her murderous little eyes, Bei Mingfeng pursed his thin lips slightly, raised the black porcelain bottle in his hand, and said calmly, "Apply the medicine."
"?!"
On, on the medicine! ?Yun Qianruo reacted for a moment, looked down at her legs, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "Then you can't make people faint!"
Poor girl Wushuang... just lying on her stomach like this, she will definitely have back pain when she wakes up...
Thinking of this, Yun Qianruo bent down to hug Lin Wushuang, ready to adjust her to a comfortable position, but before her hand touched the corner of Lin Wushuang's clothes, she was startled by a gust of cool wind. , Lin Wushuang was turned over by the wind, rolled around again, and rolled directly into the corner of the carriage...
Yun Qianruo: "..."
This... rude... an insidious man who doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade at all!
How could you treat a sunny and kind girl like this! ?
Moreover, she knows that he has a misogynistic complex (probably in his heart she is not a man or a woman, so she is excluded!), so she was just going to hug him by herself...
Gritting her teeth, Yun Qianruo turned her head angrily, "Feng Meiren! You are too..."
However, before the accusation was finished, the man suddenly squatted down and lifted her skirt.
I wish you all a happy Christmas Eve~ peace, peace, joy, harmony and beauty~ [-] words are omitted here) hahaha
Then, thank you dear Sasha for sending me 22 flowers (you definitely want to say that you are very dick—) Meh!
Thank you Mooncake Girl for sending ten flowers!Thank you Popcorn Beauty for sending me a diamond!Hold on, okay!
Then, there is a second watch tonight, are you going to watch the night?Hahaha, so, let's save the second watch till the end 1.
(End of this chapter)
Yun Qianruo froze for a moment, looking at the scroll and frowned.
The feeling of deja vu... could it be that this scroll... how is it possible!
There was a hint of doubt in my heart, but Yun Qianruo still reached out to take the scroll, and slowly unfolded it.
In the painting, a round of bright moon hangs in the nine heavens, and the brilliance falls ten thousand zhang. Under the star-studded sky, there is a cliff shrouded in clouds and mists. Her hair fluttered in the night wind, dispelling the endless demonic and ghostly aura.
The man's appearance is even more astonishing, that kind of astonishment, breathtaking, just one glance can make the world eclipse and everything will perish.Not to mention the aura that naturally exudes from his body, soaring over nine days, overlooking thousands of mountains.
However, all the amazement and shock are not as good as those dark purple eyes that are enchanting and quiet.It seems that there is a vast abyss hidden, and the sky is filled with stars, and the shadows are shining, but it is dangerous and ghostly, as if there are nine ghosts living there, and no one dares to look directly at it.
Any woman in the world will sink in one glance and lose her soul when she sees him. She is willing to fly to the flame and get close to him desperately, right?
Looking at the person in the painting, Yun Qianruo's heart was full of waves and ripples.
Feng Meiren... This is... really that painting!
She drew it herself, how could she not recognize it?
It's just that she always thought that this painting had disappeared long ago, and she didn't know when and where it was destroyed.But she didn't expect that she would see it again. This kind of feeling, as if a very important thing was suddenly lost, and it was found after a long time. It was so complicated that she couldn't describe it.
However, Yun Qianruo frowned slightly as she looked down.From the waist down, there was only a dark cloud and mist, and it was hard to tell whether it was a mountain, water or fog...
In other words, looking at the first half of this painting, it is perfect and impeccable!However, looking at the second half, it was pitch black and horrible!
Looking at the painting, Yun Qianruo twitched the corner of her mouth again and again, "Upper body, peerless beauty, lower body... What is this thing..."
In that dark mystery like wind, rain, and fog, a bird's head was exposed, with a silver ghost face on top of the head, staring at a pair of golden eyes, looking at the dark things below it , like a poor bird submerged in black water...
Chonghua silently wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, "Princess...you see...is there any other way to save this painting..."
Yun Qianruo's thoughts fluttered back in the wind, she looked down at Zhonghua, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "You think it's disfigured like this, is there any help?"
Chonghua's temples twitched, could it be irreparable to hear Wang Hao's tone?
No!If this painting is destroyed, that cruel, cruel and inhuman man will have to swallow him alive and bury him with the painting? !
Thinking of this, Chonghua's heart twitched, and he bowed deeply to Yun Qianruo, "Princess... I heard that you are proficient in disguise, see... can you change this painting as well?"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
He asked very sincerely, but Yun Qianruo almost couldn't hold back his kick.
"Disguise? Why don't you just say plastic surgery? Is it more thorough to be reborn?"
Chonghua blinked silently, plastic surgery?what does that mean?but……
"If the princess thinks plastic surgery is okay, then the villain has no objection!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
As if he didn't see Yun Qianruo's slightly stiff expression, Chonghua bowed deeply, with an extremely sincere attitude, "I also ask the princess to be merciful and give the master a facelift... no, give this painting a facelift!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
She is a lady!She is a lady!So, don't beat people casually!Be patient!right!Tolerate!
Three seconds later, Yun Qianruo sat down slowly, picked up a cup of tea and took a sip, "Where did you get this painting?"
Chonghua was startled, and replied: "The villain picked it up in the mountains."
"In the mountains?" She remembered that the painting was taken away by an eagle, and it seemed to be flying north at that time.
"Yes, Wangfei, the villain picked it up in the mountain behind Daying Liangzhou..."
Hearing this, Yun Qianruo's heart twitched, and there was a slight strange emotion, Liangzhou Daying?Is that the barracks where Feng Meiren is?That painting unexpectedly ended up on his territory... Is... is it God's will in the dark?
It was thought that this painting would never be seen again, but it appeared again.Appeared in Fengmeiren's place, and now appeared in front of her again.
This is a very wonderful feeling, but it is a little pity that the painting has become like this...
"Is it like this when you picked it up?"
The line of sight fell to the lower half of the scroll again... It really looks like the beauty of the wind is standing in the black hole... Uh... is the beauty of the wind being sucked in by the black hole?Or, is it floating out of the black hole?
cough--
It seems that I am thinking wildly again...
Chonghua silently wiped the cold sweat from the corners of his eyes, then took a step back silently, and then said: "Reporting to the princess... this... actually... the villain saw the portrait of the master... for a moment, he was so shocked that he I completely forgot about myself... and then... I accidentally took it to soak in the hot spring... and then... it became like this..."
"Uh..." Yun Qianruo was slightly taken aback, a few drops of cold sweat dripped from the center of her brows, she pointed to the painting in her hand, and then looked at Chonghua, who was dripping with cold sweat, "You... took Fengmeiren to the hot spring?"
Chonghua staggered, tripped over a stone on the side of the road, and fell to the ground with a 'bang', cold sweat pouring down his forehead.
Yun Qianruo looked at him in confusion, "Why are you so excited?"
Chonghua wiped off his cold sweat and got up from the ground, "Princess...You can talk nonsense, but you can't joke! If you are not careful, you will kill someone!"
Seeing his serious face, as if facing a formidable enemy, the corners of Yun Qianruo's mouth twitched slightly, "Is that an exaggeration?"
"Of course there is! No, this is not an exaggeration at all! If the villain really embraces the master to soak in the hot spring... No, no, no! Even if the villain has the courage to hold the master in the hot spring... I will die ..."
"Uh..." Yun Qianruo was stunned, and a black line rolled down her forehead. She just... said the portrait of Feng Meiren, right?When will he hold Feng Meiren... poof...
He is soaking in the hot spring with a beautiful woman... This picture is so beautiful... Please forgive her for not being able to imagine it!
Chonghua silently raised his head and glanced at Yun Qianruo, and continued to speak with a vow, "Princess, you must trust the villain! Although the villain also admires the peerless beauty of the master, if you can soak in the hot spring together, it will be a big deal in your life." Happy! The villain is still very willing..."
Yun Qianruo: "..."
Did he mean to say that he really admired Feng Meiren's beauty?
Squinting his eyes, a chilly wind filled the air, attacking Chonghua's weak heart.
With a shock, Chonghua immediately stood upright, and said righteously: "However, there are three ways to be unfilial and have no descendants. The villain has not yet married a wife, and has not continued the incense of our old Chonghua. He must not die young! If it is because of Looking at the beauty of the master who bathed in the hot spring and died young, I am afraid that the ancestors will jump out of the coffin and kill the villain... Therefore, the villain will never hold the master in the hot spring! Please rest assured, princess! "
What he said was sonorous and awe-inspiring, even Yun Qianruo couldn't help applauding him!
This guy who lies is not a draft and can be picked up easily!It's even worse than her!
Silently despising him in her heart, Yun Qianruo casually picked up a glass of water and handed it to him, "Are you thirsty? Drink some water!"
Chonghua was stunned, and raised his hands to take the water glass flattered, "Princess, you are so understanding! Our master is so lucky to meet you, you will wake up with a smile in your dreams!"
Yun Qianruo looked at him with a smile, "Actually, I'm very relieved! You don't have to have any scruples! If you want to be a beauty, then go for it!"
"Pfft--cough-cough-"
Poor Chonghua, before he had time to swallow a sip of tea, he suddenly heard the horrifying words, his heart convulsed and his whole body trembled in fright, and he was almost choked to death by the tea!
Covering his throat with his hands, he coughed violently, almost coughing up all his internal organs.
"Wang, princess...you...you...cough cough cough..."
"Huh?" Yun Qianruo blinked and looked at him curiously, "What's wrong with you? Is the tea too hot?"
Chonghua: "..."
Concubine...you actually have the nerve to ask why...do you dare to swear to God that you really don't know?
It's over... It's already very miserable to have a master who doesn't understand the style and doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade... I was thinking, this princess looks delicate and weak like the wind...pure, gentle and kind...and always smiling Like a spring breeze... I thought that there was finally a glimmer of hope in their miserable lives... But I didn't expect that the princess and the master... are just... no, the princess is even more sinister than the master...
Why are they so miserable!
After three seconds of silent mourning for his tragic fate, Chonghua wiped his cold sweat with his hand, "Princess...the villain never thought of making love to the master..."
Master...I didn't say anything, villain...God bear witness, this is what the princess said!He just wanted to clarify the facts!Amen--
Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows, with a tolerant and magnanimous face, "It's okay! I really don't mind! Besides, this girl is very supportive of you going to be a beauty!"
"Boom-"
Chonghua's heart twitched violently, his body shook, and he collapsed on the ground again...
"Princess——if the villain does something wrong and offends you... please hold your hands high... please spare the villain's life..."
Looking at the disfigured man lying on the ground, wiping tears, with a face full of lovelessness, Yun Qianruo blinked innocently, "What are you talking about? When did you offend me? And, How can such a kind person, my girl, want your life?"
"..." Chonghua even has the heart to die!
"Since...the villain...didn't...offend you...then why did you...defraud the villain..."
In a word, the words were quite choked up, and the tone was even more miserable, how sad!
Yun Qianruo stared, "When did this girl cheat you?"
Chonghua's heart twitched, and he shrank his neck, "The villain made a mistake! The villain made a slip of the tongue! Princess, you didn't harm the villain..."
There is no harm... You actually encouraged the villain to pick on the master... This is not a harm! ?It's not about entrapment, what is this! ?
Who is that man? !That is the coldest, ruthless and incomprehensible man in the entire Beiyan Empire!Ordinary people will be cold all over within one meter, and their hands and feet will tremble. Those who are timid will even be directly paralyzed by the cold, and then become mentally disturbed!
Especially the women of Beiyan, who have been frozen to death... Especially how many people have to be carried out for the annual Shangyuan Lantern Festival and Spring and Autumn Banquet...
Although his realm is a bit advanced and his Taoism is barely passable, he is still very weak in front of the master who is so strong that he is almost perverted, okay?
And that frenzied future princess actually asked him to date her master... How is this different from courting death?
No, there is still a difference!If you want to die, generally speaking, you will hang up directly.However, it is not as simple as hanging up if you have the guts to love your master...
The more Chonghua thought about it, the more he felt that Yun Qianruo was really sinister and wicked!
This is simply bloodless!Moreover, it can make him die a very miserable death!Very ecstasy!
Sure enough... Even if you offend the master in the future, you can't offend the princess!
It must be because he accidentally disfigured her painting, so the princess wanted to intimidate him and deliberately adjust his nerves...
Thinking of this, Chonghua swallowed silently, "Princess... villain... I really didn't mean to destroy this painting... villain... if I knew it would disfigure... I would rather not take a hot spring ..."
Hey...it's a pity...it's too late!
Why did he forget about being so nervous at the beginning?
The corner of Yun Qianruo's mouth swept across Chong Huasheng's handsome face, "How do you know this painting is mine?"
Although it was a pity that he ruined the painting, how could she make things difficult for him?
If he hadn't picked it up, I don't know where the painting is!In this way, she still has to thank him!
It's better to be disfigured than completely ruined.
Chonghua raised the corners of his eyes silently, looked at the faint smile on Yun Qianruo's lips, rolled his eyes, and said cautiously: "Returning to the princess... This painting looks like it was drawn by a woman. Well, the main reason is that The cursive characters... are unrestrained and graceful, so they must have been written by a woman of great elegance..."
Yun Qianruo bowed her head, the handwriting had already been submerged in the black ink... I couldn't even see a piece of it...
"..." It's really pitiful to die...
"It might have been written by a more feminine man, how can you be sure?"
Chonghua's eyes twitched, a feminine man?
"Princess, are you talking about eunuchs?"
"..." Yun Qianruo almost choked on the saliva, and black lines rolled down her head.
Eunuch? !Why did she think that Chonghua did it on purpose?
Pulling the corners of her mouth that were a little stiff, "Even if it's a woman, how do you know it's me? There are thousands of women in the world, and you have never seen my handwriting."
"The princess doesn't know something." Chonghua immediately changed into an elegant and elegant smile, "Since my master is too cold and perverted, most of the people who have seen his peerless appearance, regardless of men or women, have been reincarnated. It's too miserable to be born."
Yun Qianruo was a little speechless, he was telling her silently that she was so lucky!Seeing Feng Meiren's peerless appearance and not being killed? !
cough……
"As for that painting, the master's beautiful appearance and natural beauty, it shows that the painter has a very close relationship with the master, which is extraordinary. They can be in close contact with each other, and they are safe and sound. They are really extraordinary!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
So, she is an ordinary person... She has treated Feng Meiren like this and that, but she is still alive until now... How lucky!
"Only by these?"
"Of course not! The most important thing is those few words!"
Looking at Chonghua's elegant smile like a spring breeze, Yun Qianruo's eyes twitched slightly, "Near Jubilee, November?"
"Yes!" Chonghua opened the feather fan with a swipe, and shook it, "As far as I know, this jubilee year is the year of the Tangling Dynasty, which means that the woman who painted the painting is from Tangling. And it's November again. At that time, the master happened to be in Dongling... and it was with... ahem!"
Chonghua adjusted his fan and looked at Yun Qianruo with a smile.
In fact, he doesn't need to say the following words anymore, people from Dongling, women, have a lot to do with Fengmei, after careful study of all kinds of clues, it is not difficult for any smart person to guess the hidden truth.
Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows, "You have a much higher IQ than your master!"
Chonghua was flattered, and shook his head humbly, "Compared to IQ, the villain really can't match the back of the master. However, in terms of emotional intelligence... the villain is slightly better!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
I thought how humble this guy was!
Sure enough, modesty and so on are all for the best high-profile!
With a light cough, Yun Qianruo looked at him and said seriously, "Even a pig has a higher EQ than Fengmeiren!"
"Uh..." Chonghua's expression froze, his smile froze on his face, pig... pig... So, what was he so proud of just now...
Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows, and glanced at his slightly twitching handsome face, "Don't be depressed! You are much better than a pig!"
Chonghua: "..."
How dare you compare him to a pig...a pig...
joke!How could a pig compare to him! ?
After twitching in the wind for a long time, Chonghua asked a few more questions about the 'picture scroll plastic surgery', and after getting an affirmative answer from the rich man, he looked around like a thief, "Princess, if you don't have any orders If not, the villain will withdraw first!"
Calculating the time, the master is probably already on his way back, if he doesn't flash at this time, is it possible that he will wait here to die? !
Yun Qianruo waved his hand, and Chonghua immediately floated away as if he had been pardoned, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye, only a grateful voice wafted in the wind, "Thank you, Princess, for saving my life! The villain is so grateful! Then you will personally hand over the painting to the master..."
Yun Qianruo curled her lips speechlessly, put down the car curtain casually, looked at the painting in her hand, and meditated.
It has changed beyond recognition... Could it be that she really gave it plastic surgery?
Actually... that's pretty good!As the saying goes, flaws are another kind of perfection...
After studying the painting for a while, Yun Qianruo turned her head to look at Lin Wushuang who was fainted on the carpet, shrinking her neck guiltily, "Poor Wushuang, this seems to be your No. 18 inexplicable fainting... I will save you..."
With a light finger, the wind blew by, Lin Wushuang rubbed his eyes and raised his head in a daze, "Huh? Ruo'er? Why haven't you slept yet? Yawn... I woke up from a nap... Ugh! What? Sore all over..."
Yun Qianruo: "..."
You didn't wake up from sleep...you woke up after a faint...that's why you are sore...
Silently repenting for a moment, Yun Qianruo quickly reached out to rub her shoulders, "Maybe it's because it's uncomfortable to fall asleep in the carriage, and I should be able to enter the city tomorrow night, and then there will be an inn to stay in... Mmm! One more night..."
Yun Qianruo thought silently, if she stayed at the hotel tomorrow night, she should have two rooms!In case Feng Meiren floats into her room in the middle of the night, Miss Wushuang will be in bad luck again...
Enjoying Yun Qianruo's massage, Lin Wushuang's face was full of happiness and satisfaction, "Sister Ruo'er, you are so kind! Oh! It's so comfortable! If I were a man, I would definitely marry you home! Hehe...uh—— "
Halfway through laughing, Lin Wushuang rolled his eyes, tilted his head, and fell directly on the carriage...
Yun Qianruo: "..."
With a bewildered face and dull eyes, the three souls and seven souls seem to be messed up in the wind...
This... is it... dizzy again...
Yun Qianruo's hands were still frozen in mid-air, maintaining the movement of rubbing Lin Wushuang's shoulders, but he was petrified on the spot as if struck by lightning.
A icy wind blew by, the car curtain was raised for a moment and then fell, and a black shadow seemed to flash past in front of his eyes, Lin Wushuang turned over and lay directly on the ground...
Yun Qianruo: "...!...!"
With black lines all over her head, she raised her head, and met a perfect handsome face like a god's mansion without any surprise. However, Yun Qianruo had no intention of admiring the handsome man, and gritted her teeth angrily, "Sinister old bachelor! This girl allowed you to float in." What?!"
Miss Wushuang...I'm sorry for you...This is already No.19 times...
Facing her murderous little eyes, Bei Mingfeng pursed his thin lips slightly, raised the black porcelain bottle in his hand, and said calmly, "Apply the medicine."
"?!"
On, on the medicine! ?Yun Qianruo reacted for a moment, looked down at her legs, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "Then you can't make people faint!"
Poor girl Wushuang... just lying on her stomach like this, she will definitely have back pain when she wakes up...
Thinking of this, Yun Qianruo bent down to hug Lin Wushuang, ready to adjust her to a comfortable position, but before her hand touched the corner of Lin Wushuang's clothes, she was startled by a gust of cool wind. , Lin Wushuang was turned over by the wind, rolled around again, and rolled directly into the corner of the carriage...
Yun Qianruo: "..."
This... rude... an insidious man who doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade at all!
How could you treat a sunny and kind girl like this! ?
Moreover, she knows that he has a misogynistic complex (probably in his heart she is not a man or a woman, so she is excluded!), so she was just going to hug him by herself...
Gritting her teeth, Yun Qianruo turned her head angrily, "Feng Meiren! You are too..."
However, before the accusation was finished, the man suddenly squatted down and lifted her skirt.
I wish you all a happy Christmas Eve~ peace, peace, joy, harmony and beauty~ [-] words are omitted here) hahaha
Then, thank you dear Sasha for sending me 22 flowers (you definitely want to say that you are very dick—) Meh!
Thank you Mooncake Girl for sending ten flowers!Thank you Popcorn Beauty for sending me a diamond!Hold on, okay!
Then, there is a second watch tonight, are you going to watch the night?Hahaha, so, let's save the second watch till the end 1.
(End of this chapter)
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