don't mess with me

Chapter 236

After Spice Girls and Lancaihe broke new ground for our performances, Dolls began to improve significantly. A staff member reported to me that the ratings of the local satellite TV had hit a historical record.I didn’t pay too much attention to this. It doesn’t mean anything, because the local satellite TV didn’t even watch the locals before. The so-called historical records are only the records of dwarfs wearing height-enhancing shoes. .Fortunately, our ambitions are not too great, I have already snickered that we can successfully attack other stations.

According to the program list, the next program is "The King Sent Me to Patrol the Mountain" rehearsed by Bai Jiner and the others. The lead singer is Xiao Zhuanfeng. I watched this program once during the rehearsal. After rehearsing for a long time, in the end it could only be regarded as a stage show and arranged in a semi-embarrassing time.

King Yinjiao immediately became energetic when he saw that it was time for his own person to enter the stage. This time, he jumped onto the stage energetically, and without waiting for Sun Miao to follow, he said mysteriously: "The next show will be exciting! One day! You may have heard the song when you were young, although you may not be able to sing it, you must be familiar with the rhythm..."

The caretaker we arranged below heard that Liang Peiyun is going to play?But when he saw that the time was wrong, he held back abruptly.

Sun Miao stood at the entrance of the stage and asked me depressedly: "Should I still use it?"

I waved her off to stop.

King Yinjiao stood on the stage with a rare seriousness and said: "I don't know what you think of monsters, but monsters are not all villains as you think, and they also have their own difficulties."

The audience looked at each other below the stage. They really didn't know what the host was talking about. Zhong Liquan and He Xiangu who were hidden in the auditorium hurriedly took the lead in applauding when they saw the silence—this meant that these two had no prejudice against monsters. If it was Yang Jian, he would absolutely refuse.

King Yinjiao said: "The following show is what a group of monsters want to bring to you, and they also hope to present happiness to you." He bowed squarely while speaking.

When Silver Horn King returned to the backstage, I laughed and said, "It's not like that after you changed your style."

King Yinjiao said solemnly: "But my mission has been completed!"

Wang Zheng curled his lips aside and said, "It's just that the degree of completion is not high - you didn't even report the name of the show!"

When the music started, Xiao Zhuanfeng jumped out first with a small flag, and sang: "The king called me to patrol the mountain, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)).) Then the yellow wind monster followed behind and said: "Yi'er, yi'er." He used to be thin and dry with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and he wore a yellow wig on his head. He did regain a bit of a weasel's look, and then the tiger, deer and sheep three monsters also appeared on the stage. Immortal Li still has long nails on his hands, while Immortal Yang Li deliberately exposed the goat horns on his head. Behind them are the blue lion spirit with a mane and the white elephant spirit with a long nose. , winding out in small steps like children playing eagles to catch chicks.

The audience finally let out a burst of laughter. Only then did they realize where the host had been chatting about monsters for a long time. Many people who had seen the media promotion originally thought that Liang Peiyun was going to appear on the stage. At this moment, they couldn't help laughing. "Come to patrol the mountains" is not very popular, but I have heard it all.

Little Zhuanfeng swayed the little flag and continued to sing: "After patrolling the southern mountain, I will patrol the northern mountain, yier yo yi er." The beasts with ferocious faces will not deliberately hide anything, and they will appear on the stage with sharp teeth and sharp mouths. Although the lyrics and dance steps are simple, they do not have a moving charm.

Wang Zheng praised in the background: "I thought this show was normal when it passed the review, but such a make-up is quite interesting." He didn't know that the monsters usually come out with make-up, and Daxian Yangli doesn't care when he goes out They wear fleece hats on such a hot day, they play monsters without make-up much better than make-up...

Suddenly I was a little worried: "This program won't scare the children, right?"

At this time, Xiao Zhuanfeng had already circled the stage, bouncing and singing: "Be careful of that Monkey King, he has dozens of transformations, especially that little fly." All the monsters echoed: "Yi'er Yo, Yier!" What's rare is that the second part of the two lines is sung with real emotion, almost all of these monsters have suffered from Monkey King, and they are more able to distract themselves.

The doll smiled and said, "I think it's quite cute."

Yang Jian was heartbroken and said: "The demons are dancing!"

Judging from the audience's reaction, the response of the monsters' performance was not bad. Everyone was full of smiles. Little monsters of Xiaozuanfeng's level are originally a soy sauce party, because of the song "The King asked me to patrol the mountains" It left an impression on people, and most people recalled the shadow of their childhood. The most important thing is that people have never heard the complete mountain patrol song, so they will memorize the lyrics together.

After the show of the group of demons is over, it's time for Wang Yisan's acrobatics, and "Perfect Combination" will also appear together. Silent together, Wang Yisan became a big fat man. After this period of hard work, he still lost [-] to [-] catties. He used to be noodles, but now he is bread. Judging from his body shape, he no longer looks like an acrobat up.

When Wang Yisan appeared on the stage, some audience members who still had an impression of him began to whisper, everyone knew the importance of figure to an acrobat, and when people saw this fat man coming out, they didn't even know what show he was going to perform.

Along with the music, Wang Yisan began to perform his Jiu-Jitsu. All his previous props were changed to one size bigger now, and even the costumes were made later, but as Wang Yisan said, even if he became fat, he would still A soft fat man, in the thicker iron cylinder, Wang Fatty still drilled around with ease, looking from a distance like a sensitive caterpillar playing in a tree hole, the audience was amazed, many plump people Start clapping desperately.

After Wang Yisan put all the irrelevant parts of his body together to show off, there was a loud noise in the sky, and four young men in perfect combination came out of the sky on a swing that was more than ten meters high. They flew in the air, volleyed When Feiyue exchanged positions, the audience was taken aback suddenly, and when they came back to their senses, there was another round of warm applause.

Standing in the middle of the swing, Wang Yisan suddenly raised his arms high, and a young man in the perfect combination lowered the height of the swing and dragged him to his side. Everyone at the scene couldn't help but gasped—this fat man was playing on the ground. It's fine for playing, what is he going to do when he goes to the sky?

Wang Yisan rose high with the swing, and then began to swing. When the swing reached its maximum extent, Wang Yisan was thrown into the air by his partner-the scene was filled with screams, although there was a safety rope However, if a fat man with such a large tonnage as Wang Yisan misses, there are only two consequences: either he is strangled by the safety rope, or he pulls the safety rope off.

When a chubby fat man appeared in the sky, the feeling of disobedience reached the extreme. What was even more disobedient was that Wang Yisan did not forget to poke his head out of his crotch to perform his jujitsu in the air. Seeing that this soft fat man was about to fall to the ground , the swing on the other side arrived just in time, and it looked fierce but actually grabbed Wang Yisan's hand just right and pulled him up!
The thunderous applause lasted for a long time, and many people stood up from their seats. This alley-oop test tested Wang Yisan's ability to grasp the timing. If his movements were slightly out of shape, his partner would not be able to do so. Catch his hand, on the other hand, the strength of the arm of the person who catches him is amazing!The difference between good magic tricks and miscellaneous tricks is that - good magic tricks will let people know that it is fake at a glance, while good acrobatics you watch it happen for real, but you know that you may not be able to do it for a lifetime if you let yourself do it , Wang Yisan did it!

Then came the dazzling alley-oop, Wang Yisan frequently shuttled back and forth on various swings, accompanied by various jujitsu positions, as long as there was a slight carelessness, this acrobatic would fail tragically, and the huge sense of crisis oppressed people. He didn't even dare to show his atmosphere, which made the show exciting but no one applauded.

Finally, the rhythm slowed down, the swing gradually descended, and the actors began to adjust their breathing. During this process, various videos of Wang Yisan before he participated in "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons" suddenly appeared on the big screen. A slender man, the camera shows that he trains hard every day, but the unpopular technique is always neglected by people. When the scene turns, he begins to give up on himself and finally becomes a fat man. The music at this time is also full of pain and sadness, and then A director wearing a peaked cap picked his nose and raised his eyes and gave him a chance. The fat man found his old friends and started training again. The music was also invigorated. After repeated injuries and setbacks, they finally walked on the stage today. ...

This whole is an inspirational drama, which was cleverly placed in the time after the climax, and the audience was tearful watching it, and joined in the cheers and applause one after another.

I looked at it with my arms crossed and said with emotion: "Fatty is going to be hot!"

The baby smiled and said, "You are the peaked cap, right?"

"Eh? That's right, this kid is repaying his kindness with revenge!"

At this time, the show was officially over, and Wang Yisan wiped his sweat and said with a smile: "I can have today all thanks to Director Zhen, the chief director of our show. In the short film, except for his jokes, everything else is true. He's a good guy."

The audience all laughed.

Wang Yisan and the perfect combination collectively bowed to the applause.

I took a deep breath and said, "Let me just say, there won't be too bad people among fat people."

The baby said: "Don't forget that he used to be only ninety catties!"

(End of this chapter)