don't mess with me

Chapter 241 Mutation
Liu Xiaoliu was standing in the middle of the stage, wearing jeans on her lower body and a down vest on her upper body. She didn't have the slightest sense of going to the Spring Festival Gala. It was thanks to the fact that she didn't wear my mother's red padded jacket. Since the accident on her face, the six princesses wore the same clothes. Very low-key, almost reaching the point where you can wear whatever you want...

But even so, no one can resist her beauty at this time. When the music started and Liu Xiaoliu sang the first line of the lyrics, people were still in a state of fascination. No one noticed what she sang, and then sang At the fourth sentence, Liu Xiaoliu was obviously stunned for a moment, and passed it with a faint hum.

I covered my face and said, "What a hum!"

Lu Dongbin said: "Hmph, that's right, I think Liang Peiyun's 'House Goddess' will be lost."

Yang Jian said, "How do you say that?"

Lu Dongbin said: "The gods and goddesses of nerds, they just do what they can't do. They are beautiful, but those who can sing and dance have no affinity. Who has ever seen an IT elite being called a goddess of geeks?"

The baby said: "It's hard for her to wear the clothes of the square dancing aunt like the little girl next door."

I said with emotion: "In a word, Princess Six looks good!"

After Liu Xiaoliu sang a section, he forgot his words and lost his tune. The second section became more and more difficult. The audience spontaneously applauded desperately, and the atmosphere was unprecedentedly enthusiastic. Their purpose was very clear. They wanted to use applause to help Liu Xiaoliu's mistakes. This is the first time I saw the audience helping the actors. It is not uncommon for stars to sing out of tune in the past. The audience should be booed by this. Now the audience is no different from the former star chasers. The era when celebrities fart is delicious is gone Come back, if you are not dedicated, you can let us make a fuss, but for Liu Xiaoliu, no one expects her to sing the melody of nature, as long as she stands on the stage for 1 minute, she can raise her eyes for 1 minute, which is enough .

I have already realized that Liang Peiyun will be completely replaced by Liu Xiaoliu. As a star, Liang Peiyun is just beautiful. She sings and dances third-rate, but has no acting skills. The result is self-evident, Ren Xiaoliu is the undisputed number one beauty in the heavens.

When a song was sung, many audience members couldn't help standing up, as if they were afraid they would never see Liu Xiaoliu again.

Liu Xiaoliu bowed and said: "The singing is not good, it hurts everyone's ears." This is the truth, but the audience's eyes are happy.

Seeing that Liu Xiaoliu was about to leave the stage, someone shouted: "One more!" Almost everyone immediately agreed.

Liu Xiaoliu said awkwardly, "I don't know anything else."

Someone in the audience shouted: "You can sing and throw the handkerchief!"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I can't lose the handkerchief."

Someone shouted: "Just stand there and let us see!"

At this time, Wang Zheng stumbled into the backstage and said: "It's hot, this girl is hot!" He shook a piece of paper at me and said, "This is the network data of just a few minutes ago, almost everyone Discussing Liu Xiaoliu! Some big post bars, forums, and websites are all occupied by this name."

I waved at King Yinjiao and said, "Hurry up and get Niu back, this is too preposterous."

The Silver Horn King waved his hands and rushed out, saying: "Happy time is always short. The song "Moon House" brought back memories for countless people. Let's enjoy the next program, the sketch "Buying a House."

The audience originally wanted to make trouble again, but when they heard that "Buying a House" was about to be released, they stopped for the time being. This is the finale sketch of our show, which was edited by me, starring Ningbo Wang Yu, and the one invested by Su Moyu was leaked program.

Originally, this program was broadcast during the prime time of the entire show, but as soon as Liang Peiyun's matter was delayed, it was delayed until now. With Liu Xiaoliu's disturbance, other programs could not hold back, so I simply used the trump card.

The boss is also not happy about Ningbo and Wang Yu being sent out at this juncture. They have also seen the power of Liu Xiaoliu. At this time, it is indeed a bit of a time-filling toilet show. .

The most eye-catching prop here is still the "Heyuan Huashu" brand. The actress who replaced Liu Anni was selling houses to people in work clothes. When Wang Yu came on stage, the actress asked: "Old man, do you want to buy a house?" ?”

Wang Yu raised his eyes and asked, "What floor is the tallest building in your house?"

Without waiting for the actress to speak, the audience below answered together: "35th floor!"

The actress froze for a moment, then said with a guilty conscience: "The 35th floor."

The audience got a psychological victory and were immediately overjoyed.

This show was leaked on the Internet more than a month ago, and all major video sites can be searched randomly. The audience base is very solid, and the lines of the characters in the show have been memorized by the audience. I approached me about this matter, and hoped that I would modify it on the basis of the original one. I deliberately procrastinated and failed to do so, so it’s better to let everyone compete with the actors for words. You have to figure out the psychology of the audience, okay? It’s easy to have a skit that you can recite the words by yourself. If you change the words, you will offend the audience. Why must old songs account for more than half of the singer’s concert?What's the point of letting the fans have a track to hum along with, it's all new songs and no one can catch up with it?
My expected effect has been achieved-every time the actors on the stage speak a line, the teleprompters are all in unison in the audience. The actors seem to be following the audience's prompts to perform, and the audience is laughing while grabbing lines from the actors , Even the excessive lines can cause a burst of laughter. From a certain point of view, this sketch brings much more happiness than before.

In the end, the doctor with the words "The Sixth Psychiatric Hospital" took Ningbo and Wang Yu away, and this grand carnival came to an end.

I asked Wang Zheng, "How's the response?"

Wang Zheng said: "It's on par with the ratings of all David TV's prime-time programs. Our show is basically an extended version of "If You Are the One" and "The Voice of China"!" He tried to look calm and said, "Also That said, we were very successful!"

I asked the baby: "What about you?"

Wawa hesitated and said, "My... the effect is very average."

"How could this happen?" Ratings mean that people are watching, and the audience is also laughing and having fun, and our emotional coin reception signal should be strong.

Wawa said: "Xiaoqiang, I just discovered a very serious problem for us, now I think it's time to tell you."

"What's wrong?" I asked nervously.

The baby paused every word: "Nezha and Pipi are gone!"

"Ah?" Me, Li Jing, Yang Jian, and Lu Dongbin were shocked at the same time.

I hurriedly asked, "When did it happen?"

The baby said: "Not long after you went to find Liang Peiyun, I found that I couldn't receive the emotional coins outside the venue. At first I thought that Nezha had something to do and left temporarily. Now I can be sure-he and Pipi are missing. .”

Yang Jian said: "It's Su Daji's fault!"

Lu Dongbin said: "Can Nezha be taken away quietly? Is there such a powerful person in the Demon Race?"

Yang Jian shook his head slightly: "Impossible!"

Li Jing said in a strange voice, "Then where can he go? It's not like he doesn't know how important tonight is to us!" We understand that he is mainly worried about his son, and Marshal Tianting is trembling at this moment.

I immediately asked the staff in various positions through the director channel if they had seen a boy hugging a dog, and the reply was that they hadn’t seen it, and Nezha and Pippi disappeared inexplicably like this!
This is like a sap that knocked us all out, and it doesn't matter to us whether the party will be successful or not. Li Jing said in a daze, "What should we do now?"

Yang Jian said solemnly: "It seems that we have to prepare for war."

Lu Dongbin said: "Anyway, this matter must have something to do with the demons. Liang Peiyun's failure to make an appointment was just an ambush by them. The final lore was on Nezha, which means that Nezha's disappearance was planned long ago. .”

Yang Jian said: "This is terrible. If Jiuzhou Ding can play the role of a doll, then they now have Pippi again, which means that the initiative is all in their hands."

Li Jing said displeased: "What does Erlang God mean by this? You mean that Nezha and the demons are secretly connected?"

Yang Jian said: "Li Tianwang thinks too much, I'm just stating the facts."

Lu Dongbin said: "Fighting is not the best strategy for us. Let's not talk about whether we can find each other. Even if we fight head-to-head, we will not have the advantage. Nezha's disappearance means that we have lost a general. He was not afraid of us before. Don't be afraid now."

Li Jing said: "Are we just sitting idly by?"

I said weakly: "Anyway, let's finish the party first."

Wang Zheng excitedly ran in again and said, "Director Zhen, there are strong calls from the audience online and at the scene, demanding that Ms. Liu do another show."

I said helplessly: "There is no one who goes down and then comes up again. Is there such a precedent in previous evenings?"

Wang Zheng waved his hand and said, "Why do you care about those precedents? The audience is the most demanding."

Li Jing said angrily: "No, we won't receive emotional coins anyway."

I asked Liu Xiaoliu, "Do you still want to be on stage?"

Liu Xiaoliu said indifferently, "Whatever you want."

I sighed and said, "Why don't you go to be a guest host, so that the audience can see you all the time, and the party won't be over soon." People just want to see a beautiful woman, and Li Jing is too narrow-minded , the audience is innocent.

In this way, Liu Xiaoliu acted as the host temporarily, which can be said to have carried out the role of vase to the extreme.

On this day when thousands of families gather together, our show has achieved great success, but I, the director who should be the happiest, seems a bit out of place and gloomy...

(End of this chapter)