don't mess with me

Chapter 248 The Despicable Street

As Xiaotiangou ran, we hurriedly followed, regardless of whether it would attract Lin Hai's attention or not.Xiaotiangou ran out of the side street and chased into a more remote alley. With sharp eyes, I spotted an old acquaintance standing at the entrance of the alley—the black fur monster!
The roaring dog kept barking, and the black bear spirit turned around and found us, and shouted: "No, the dog followed me!"

Someone poked his head out of the alley and glanced at us, and said with a sneer, "It turns out that Erlangshen and Li Tianwang have arrived, and your reaction is really not slow." This person is the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, and I stretched my neck too I took a look into the alley, and saw that besides the black bear spirit and the hundred-eyed demon king, there was also the white snake spirit, a beautiful lady in white clothes, a pretty girl with red hair, if I remember correctly, she should be the eldest of the seven spider spirits. , the four of them didn't bring extra tools, only the black furbolg held a pickaxe with a sawed-off handle in his hand.

Yang Jian laughed and said, "Sure enough, you monsters are doing the trick!" This is also the standard slogan of the great god when he sees monsters, so he guessed what Yang Jian was going to say without thinking about it.The appearance of these people here also confirms our guess, but I am not as confident as Yang Jian-there are not many of them in terms of numbers, and those who are capable of fighting on our side will leave me and the baby, and the number is three to four It is not very sure, although Yang Jian is known as the god of war, but in the situation where mana cannot be used in the world, relying on physical attacks alone may not have much advantage.

I whispered to Yang Jian: "Second brother, what are you going to do?"

Yang Jian said in a deep voice: "It goes without saying, of course it is to fulfill our duties to subdue demons and demons—" He shouted loudly, "Should you all surrender obediently or should I do it myself?"

The God of War stepped forward, the remaining prestige remained, the black bear monster couldn't help but took a step back, and the hundred-eyed demon said hesitantly: "Erlang God, don't forget that Xiaoqiang has an appointment with us first, don't bother anyone, you are going to violate Promise?"

Yang Jian said angrily: "Bah! Your nine-tailed fox said that we will not overthrow your monster's nest for the time being on the premise that you keep yourselves in order, but now you are here to make trouble again. It is because you betrayed your trust first, don't blame my ruthless subordinates!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord sneered: "I'm just giving you a step down, don't be ashamed of the surname Yang!"

Li Jing stepped forward and said, "Tell me honestly where Nezha is now?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch sneered and said, "Why should Li Tianwang ask the question knowingly? The third prince and our nine elders have a close family relationship, but you, a father, have no kindness to him. It is only logical for him to seek refuge with us." .”

"You fart!" Li Jing was furious, and rushed forward with a stride. The words of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord poked Li Jing's sore spot. He grasped Li Jing's fist in his hand.The two struggled on the spot, and a hole was quickly wrung out on the ground.

Seeing that Lu Dongbin had already made a move over there, he was eager to go to the white-clothed gentleman. Brother Bin stayed in the world all year round, and he was considered a Sanxian with relatively rich practical experience. , Brother Lu, what do you want to do?"

Lu Dongbin also laughed and said, "I don't dare to call myself a gentleman, you..."

Before he finished speaking, the white-clothed scholar suddenly opened his mouth and spewed out a puff of smoke. It turned out that what he meant by moving his mouth but not moving his hands, it seems that the white-clothed scholar was a poisonous snake before he became a spirit.

Lu Dongbin seemed to have been prepared for a long time, with a wave of his palm, a little bit of spiritual light flashed, and the smoke emitted by the white-clothed gentleman changed from thick to light in an instant, and finally disappeared.Lu Dongbin passed through the smoke and grabbed the white-clothed scholar's wrist. The white-clothed scholar was taken aback, his arms seemed to hang down limply, but unexpectedly they wrapped Lu Dongbin's hands instead.

Here Yang Jian looked at the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord indifferently, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord looked at him for a few seconds, then suddenly grabbed his chest with both hands and pulled it suddenly, the baby subconsciously said: "Why is he taking off his clothes?"

After I was stunned for a second, I immediately understood what he was doing when he took off his clothes-the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord has hundreds of eyes on his chest that can emit strong light to confuse the opponent's mind. Hastily reminded Yang Jian: "Be careful with his eyes!"

But... after the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord pulled his coat, the terrifying scene he imagined did not appear. Under the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's coat... was autumn clothes.

This starts with the weather in the past few days. The new year has just passed, and the weather in the north is about minus 10 degrees when it is sunny. In this kind of weather, no one will go out with only a coat. Baiyan Although the demon king belongs to the demon clan, after a long time in the world, he has also learned to do as the Romans do, so he also wore a red autumn coat under his coat-this is considered light, if my mother sees it, he must say it .

The result of the Hundred-Eyed Demon King wearing this way is that after the "stab" sound, there was no cool scene at all, but we all saw his red autumn clothes, without any sense of majesty, and the atmosphere was destroyed by him up.

I quickly said to Yang Jian: "Second Brother, take this opportunity to kill him!"

Yang Jian just waved his hand casually: "Let him take off!"

"Why do you still have this hobby?" In this day and age, there is no shortage of people who like to watch men take off their clothes. Second brother still catches up with this trend?
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord blushed and ripped off the red autumn clothes thickly on his neck. Sure enough, his chest was densely covered with eyes, which made people feel intimidated and had goosebumps all over his body.

"Let you all taste my power!" Hundred Eyes Demon Lord opened nearly a hundred eyes at the same time, just like the perverted and disgusting pictures on the Internet, and then hundreds of strong lights shot out, Yang Jian sneered, and turned his head slowly. The helmet on his head was removed, and the third eye on his forehead also emitted a ray of light. Hundreds of strong lights from the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord were like cotton wool caught in fire, and they were instantly forced back.

Yang Jian said coldly: "It doesn't matter if you have more eyes!"

The baby and I were happily watching, but we forgot that there was another person on the other side, only saw a figure Ping Ping Tingting approaching us, and said softly: "Everyone is having fun, Xiaoqiang, come and accompany me. "Starscream was twisting her waist while making a fuss. Although she twisted beautifully, I knew there must be nothing wrong. She pulled the doll and jumped to the side. A few strands of spider silk suddenly spewed out from that cute belly button on the slender waist. Fortunately, I was prepared for it, and those spider silks suddenly stuck to the trash can.

I gloated at the side and said, "It's so dangerous, another one who took off his clothes before the fight." But to be honest, Starscream looks much better after taking off her clothes, and she is better than wearing something that spoils the view. It can be seen that women are indeed more resistant to cold than men. .

Starscream wanted to collect the silk but couldn't move the dustbin, and wanted to disconnect it, but he couldn't do whatever he wanted. He could only finish spraying this section first, and the doll added jealousy: "Don't spiders spin their silk from the back? Why? She is pouring out of her stomach?"

I said: "Maybe it's for the sake of looking good, otherwise it would be too wretched to stick up the butt before spraying people, and it's not easy to distinguish it from a weasel."

At this time, the winner was almost decided on the field. Li Jing had already knocked the black bear monster to the ground. Lu Dongbin also cornered the white-clothed warrior. A pet, a pet, was accidentally bitten by the Xiaotian dog's calf. Yang Jian jumped in front of him and knocked him out with a palm. Just take care of it?"

Starscream spit out a piece of silk, and aimed at me with the navel again, I lowered my head to dodge, only to feel that the tip of my hair was entangled by foreign objects, and I threw my hands together, and I broke down and said: "Three-eyed Don't make jokes, come and save me!"

　The past few days have been unstable again, because I took my wife and children to a very high-end place for vacation (you guess the place, try to guess at the high end, think about where Ma Yun went to play when he went public, the answer will be announced tomorrow ), I will work hard to make up stories later, thank you everyone.

　　
　
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