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Chapter 120 My car is very stable and won't turn over (Fifth update, please subscribe)
Pipijia usually watched some live broadcasts.

After hearing the other party say that he is Ma Laoshi, the first impression that flashed in his mind was.

Fell into a box... the dishes are real.

It's not that he deliberately buried the opponent.

This is based on facts, maybe you go to the toilet, and then come back a few minutes later, they have restarted three games.

It is also a beautiful name, I am practicing skydiving.

So Ma Laoshi's reputation in the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds circle is probably like this, and it's no wonder that when Pi Pijia heard the other party's name, this was the first thought that flashed into his mind.

Ma Laoshi burst into tears.

Anyway, he is also a gold medal lecturer, why do you think of falling into boxes when you hear my name?

No, it’s okay to go on like this.

and so……

He decided to change the other party's view of him, and explained it seriously. "Brother, it's because others misunderstood me. It's because I deliberately hide my strength in front of you. In fact, I'm a technical anchor."

After he finished speaking, he also played the BGM when the God of Gamblers appeared on the stage. It was as if a peerless master appeared on the stage, which was very touching.

"..." Let me go, is Ma Laoshi so flirtatious?

Pipijia froze for a moment, then a smile appeared on his face.

Interesting, it's interesting to communicate with teammates like this.

Otherwise, I will be exhausted on the top, and you will be as motionless as a dead body below, that would be so boring.

In communication, the focus is on communication, which requires the cooperation of two people.

When two people cooperate together, it is communication.

"So... Ma Laoshi, where is your technique? Did you bring it with you today?"

Ma Laoshi's face froze for a moment.

But he has blown out the cowhide, and he can't back down.

"Brother, don't worry, let's see how I will take you to eat chicken today." Ma Laoshi was suddenly full of pride.

"OK." Pipijia actually didn't hold much hope in his heart.

Ma Laoshi drove a three-wheeled motorcycle, and he will do laps later. If he has a car, he can save a lot of time, "Get in the car, brother."

"Won't the car overturn?" Seeing that Ma Lao was driving wet, Pi Pijia hesitated.

He always felt that his eyelids were twitching, and felt that the car was not very stable.

After all, three-wheeled motorcycles have always been the most stable vehicle in this map, and they are very easy to overturn when driving at high speed.

"Don't worry, my car is very stable and won't overturn." Mr. Ma assured, patting his chest wetly.

In this case, let's get on it, anyway, there are no other cars, it is impossible to run circles on two legs, it is such a long distance, and the medicine on the body is not very much.

Forget it, get in the car.

As long as Ma Laoshi drives steadily, the chance of this car turning over is very small...

boom.

The corner of Pipijia's mouth twitched slightly, not long after getting into the car, you crashed the car into a tree.

He suddenly regretted that he got in Teacher Ma's car.

"Brother, calm down." Pi Pijia trembled slightly in his heart, "It's really not possible, why don't I drive it instead."

"Ha... It was an accident just now, and it won't happen later." Ma Lao smiled awkwardly, and the atmosphere was a little awkward, "Don't worry, my car is really stable."

The car started up again, and this time it was indeed a little more stable than before, and there was no crash.

The main thing is that it has already walked out of the forest area, and there are no trees around.

"Brother, to tell you the truth, before I became an anchor, I was a racing driver with top-notch driving skills." Ma Laoshi started to talk about him again.

"..." Now it's Pipijia's turn to hurt.

Racer, your sister.

Who doesn't know that you were the anchor of the Play League before the Jedi game became popular, the founder of the legendary square jungler, and the number one lecturer of gold medals in Hong Kong and Macau.

"Goose haha, isn't it?" Pi Pijia also responded with an awkward smile spiritually.

The two chatted for a while.

The home court has become leather armor again, and he, who is also a chatterbox, is naturally unwilling to be lonely, and finds a few topics for chatting.

Before they knew it, the two came to a small slope...

Pipijia unconsciously clenched his hands.

But thinking about it, the slope is not steep, it's just a small slope, and it shouldn't turn over... I guess.

But he obviously thinks highly of Ma Laoshi's skills, the more you think that the other party will not overturn, he just wants to prove to you that the center of the earth has gravity.

bang.

The car turned on its back.

The three-wheeled motorcycle rolled twice on the ground, and then turned back upside down.

"..." Pipijia felt a little sad in his heart.

This car is really not so stable...it just overturned.

Ma Laoshi was also stunned on the spot, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, his expression slightly embarrassed.

But no matter what, I still have to explain, "Uh... that... maybe the ground was not flat just now."

"..." The ground is uneven, and even such a small slope can be turned over, your skills are also amazing.

But fortunately, the other party didn't explain what happened. The gravity in this area is stronger, otherwise he would have the urge to kill him every minute.

Fortunately, although their car overturned, they didn't fall to death, they just lost a lot of blood.

As for Ma Laoshi's live broadcast room, his fans and friends have already laughed so hard.

"66666."

"Ma Laoshi is indeed a racing driver, if he overturns, he overturns."

"Sure enough, it is still the familiar Ma Laoshi, and the familiar taste has not changed at all."

"Ma Laoshi's death train, not everyone dares to get on it."

"Open the door and deliver the courier."

"..."

"Ma Laoshi, I now believe that you are indeed a technical anchor." Pipijia said in a low voice, especially the word "technical", and he even emphasized a little bit.

"Really? Brother." When Ma Laoshi heard this, his voice immediately became happy.

"..." Pipijia took a deep breath, then nodded abruptly, "Really."

"Brother, you are very discerning."

"..." Look at your uncle, brother, didn't you hear this irony?
Pipijia couldn't complain in his heart.

He still applied two bandages first to increase the blood volume, and then took two painkillers, waiting for the blood volume to return to full.

And a group of viewers in the live broadcast room laughed so hard when they saw this scene.

I was amused by Ma Laoshi's cuteness.

The two replenished their blood volume and prepared to continue running laps.

The car was overturned, so it should be impossible to ride, and even if it could be ridden, the leather armor would not want to sit again.

This man's car is too dangerous, it's better not to get on it.

After the blood was beaten, the two started running in circles.

"Brother, let's find another car." Ma Laoshi continued while running the lap.

"..."

Pipijia is a bit painful.

Hasn't this guy realized that his driving skills are terrible?
"Actually, I think running is good and good for your health."

Running is good for your health.

But the game characters run in the game... Will it also be good for your health?

Ma Lao was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head.

"Is this also good for exercise?"

It's just that Pipijia didn't answer his words, normal people wouldn't continue to struggle with this question, would they?

His eyes had already landed on a black shadow in the distant hills, moving slowly.

He immediately switched to the quadruple lens to observe, and sure enough, he saw an enemy running.

Bang bang bang.

The SKS in his hand shot continuously at the shadow.

After all, the distance was a bit far, and the bullets kept falling around the black shadow, and one shot missed.

After Ma Laoshi heard the sound of Pi Pijia's shooting, he also looked around to see if there were other people.

The enemy was still not killed in the end, and the opponent retreated under the attack of the two.

Pi Pijia's marksmanship is mediocre, while Ma Laoshi's marksmanship is even more random.

Pipijia felt that he was about to be beaten out of autism by his teammates.

Even if he had encountered a teammate who was cheaper than him, at least the opponent's strength was still strong.

But... this one, his strength is really outstanding.

The two of them were eventually killed by people from other teams.

Before quitting the game, Pipijia told Ma Laoshi what he had been holding in his heart for a long time, "Brother, I think you'd better go hack it."

"..."

Seeing that Pipijia quit the game, Ma Laoshi came back to his senses, and then asked the fans in the live broadcast room, "Will my strength be good?"

"Dish or not, don't you count the ABCD numbers?"

"The melon skin is always wet, otherwise you think the Jedi Three Idiots are screaming for nothing?"

"Ma Laoshi, please hurry up and hang up, I really can't stand it anymore."

"Ma Laoshi, the flight courier, do you know?"

"..."

"Sure enough, everyone has a comprehensive understanding of me."

Seeing that the fans in the live broadcast room also gave him unanimous praise, Ma Laoshi felt very "gratified" in his heart.

……

……

Shen Yan originally wanted to play games at night, but he had a meal, washed his clothes, and then cleaned the room.

It was already late.

Forget about playing games, he just turned on the computer casually and browsed the forum for a while.

correct.

After he was kicked out of the wechat group last time because of his skin, those guys haven't pulled him back yet.

I always feel like it would be less fun without them.

Thinking of this, Shen Yan sent Lin Zefang a message.

"Xiao Linzi, I want to join the group."

"..." Lin Zefang directly replied a few points to Shen Yan.

"Hurry up, pull me into the group." Shen Yan sent another message.

"I'll ask other people's opinions." Lin Zefang replied calmly.

"Ask your sister, believe it or not, I told auntie that you haven't found a girlfriend yet." Shen Yan replied him directly, threatening him slightly.

"..." This time, Lin Zefang was stepped on seven inches by Shen Yan.

Well, count yourself as cruel.

This is Lin Zefang's trick. If his mother finds out that he hasn't found a girlfriend yet, the one from last time was a fake, maybe he will kill him from Jiangbei early the next morning.

Thinking of this...he would shiver all over.

Soon, Shen Yan was pulled back to the wechat group [Fa Ge Pigeon King].

As soon as Shen Yan appeared in the group.

"..." Brother Fa.

"..." Messing around.

"..." Pan Jinchuan.

"..." Zhao Lezhu.

"..."

Very good, a few people in the group bubbled up, and they appeared neatly in a row.

"Brothers, I'm back again. Although everyone misses me very much, there's no need to come out to receive me in such a grand way. I'll be embarrassed."

(End of this chapter)