Chapter 649 Come here, call Dad (5 more)
Number 199, from outer space.
He is the God of War of the Star Alliance. Many years ago, he led his men to kill a man-eating beast on a barren ball. On the way back, the starship was sucked into a black hole.
Everyone on the battleship died, only him, his body was destroyed, and his soul power was attached to a meteorite, which fell to the earth.
Later, Nan Gongjiu from the intelligence company picked it up. The old man extracted his soul from the meteorite and named him No. 199.Many years later, he was sold at a high price by a man named Fang Yusheng.
As a disabled soul, No. 199's ability has been greatly reduced, and he has not much ability left.So far, his strongest ability is to go back in time. Of course, going back in time will cost a lot.
Fang Yusheng made a deal with him. He used his 40 years of life in exchange for a chance to go back in time with No. 199.Because of going back in time, Fang Yusheng met his beloved Qiao Jiusheng again. The two missed each other in the last life, but they are finally consummated in this life.
All the vitality contributed by Fang Yusheng was transformed into soul power by No. 199 and stored.Later, he parasitized in the body of Fang Zicheng, Fang Yusheng's eldest son, and spent several years to stabilize his soul power.
I felt that the time was almost up, so I said goodbye to Fang Zicheng on the 199th tonight and planned to return to my own planet.But I don't know why, his calculation ability went wrong, and he failed!
He rolled back to the earth again, and even hit Ji Wei's car!
The more No. 199 thinks about it, the more miserable his life is.
Ji Wei patted No. 199's little face with the Emei thorn, and asked coldly: "Is she dead?" She seemed calm, but only Ji Wei knew how shocked she was.
What the hell is this monster?
Knowing that Ji Wei must be thinking wildly, No. 199 panicked. "You are not allowed to call the police, I am not a monster, I just can't bear the damage."
No. 199 knows that he fell from the sky, and the news that he is still alive will definitely cause heated discussions and sensations in the society. Maybe he will be dragged to the laboratory to do research.
He was imprisoned for a long time by Nangong Jiu's old man for research. He is dissolute by nature and loves freedom. He doesn't want to be locked up for research again.
Thinking about how majestic he used to be, he was not admired by thousands of people wherever he went, but since he came to this backward earth and met that old pervert Nangong Jiu, he has become a prisoner.
Recalling his glorious past, No. 199 wants to cry but has no tears.
"Small-resistant?"
Ji Wei frowned.
She also knows that some people in this world are special, like her speed is faster, Lu Cheng's ability is unfathomable, Ouyang Chao's strength is infinite, and it is not impossible for someone to be able to resist being hit.
but.
"Don't tell me, you will go to the sky." The Emei thorn in Ji Wei's hand pointed to the sky, and she said: "I saw you fall from the sky with my own eyes, don't tell me, you were killed by someone while flying a plane." thrown from the plane."
No. 199 kept his mouth shut, and was beaten to death without speaking.
If I don't speak, can you pry my mouth open and force me to speak?
"What's your name?" Ji Wei asked again.
Then No. 199 said: "You have to promise not to call the police. If you call the police, I, you will be in bad luck."
"Threat me?" Ji Wei took away the hand that No. 199 was covering in front of the little JJ, she showed her hooligan nature, pinched the little JJ of No. 199 with two fingers, Ji Wei threatened him: "Look, it's me Is it quicker to tear it apart, or is it quicker for bad luck to strike?"
Facing last season's slightly playful eyes, No. 199 was discouraged.
Badass!
demon!
Smelly woman!
Such a woman would definitely not be able to marry!
No. 199 was trembling with anger, he is the Marshal of the Stars!This woman dared to tease the marshal's little dick, she didn't want to live, did she?
"Don't talk?" Ji Wei began to talk about the little JJ in No. 199.
She, Ji Wei, is the one who dares to cut even adult male dicks, and she has a way of scaring children.
199 saw that this woman was serious, he took a deep breath, and said reluctantly: "Yi, Yi Jiujiu." The powerful and honorable Marshal, in front of this earth woman, completely hooked her. his proud head.
Ji Wei didn't bully No. 199 anymore, but she didn't take her hand away, she asked No. 199 again: "Where do you live?"
No. 199 couldn't tell where he lived.
Ji Wei clicked his tongue impatiently, and asked again: "Besides being able to resist being hit, do you have any other skills?"
No. 199 is willing to tell the truth, its eyeballs are rolling around, and it is thinking wrongly.As soon as he rolled his eyes, Ji Wei knew what this little guy was planning.
With a sneer, Ji Wei said again: "If you dare to lie to me, then I will lift your head off your shoulder." When Ji Wei was speaking, the Emei thorn scratched No. 199's neck.
That cold touch made No. 199 taste the taste of death.
Number 199 shivered.
This earth woman is a devil!
Women from other planets are not as cute and cute as they are!
He wants to cry so much!
"I, I can make time stay for a short time." As soon as No. 199 said this, Ji Wei's eyes lit up.
It is an amazing ability to be able to pause time.
No. 199, who has been observing Ji Wei's reaction, saw Ji Wei's eyes light up, and he quickly added: "It can only last for ten seconds at most." He is weak now, and indeed he can only last for ten seconds.
"Enough." Ji Wei said.
Subconsciously, No. 199 asked, "What is enough?"
Ji Wei didn't say a word.
Ten seconds is enough for her to do whatever she wants on Lu Cheng.
She undressed and threw it to number 199. "Put it on to cover up your shame, even if you are so small, you have the nerve to show it!"
No. 199 couldn't help rebutting Ji Wei angrily: "I'm still young!"
“It is quite small”
"I mean I'm young!"
Ji Wei glanced at No. 199, then nodded, and said, "Well, it's quite small, a little smaller, and it can be killed with a single slap."
199 almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
The devil!
The car cannot be driven.
Ji Wei held the number 199 and said, "Hold me tight!"
No. 199 hugged Ji Wei's neck subconsciously, and Ji Wei led him, and ran forward with his legs loose. No. 199 only saw the scenery on both sides passing by quickly, and people ran away.
This woman is so fast.
Ji Wei came to the service area with No. 199, she borrowed a phone and called Lu Cheng.
Lu Cheng quickly answered the phone, "Of course, why did you hang up the phone before?"
"Something happened."
"What happened?" Lu Cheng's tone suddenly became tense.
Ji Wei stared at number 199 beside her. No. 199 is wrapped in Ji Wei's coat, which is very long, and No. 199 is wearing her clothes, like Voldemort.
No. 199 looked away, not daring to look directly at Ji Wei.
Ji Wei looked away, and then said to Lu Cheng: "I said a meteor hit my car, do you believe it?"
Lu Cheng: "Seriously, don't tease me."
"Really, a meteor crashed and hit my car. What's more mysterious, you haven't heard what I said. After the meteor fell on my car, it turned into a naked child."
Lu Cheng thought Ji Wei was joking, he said: "You let that naked meteor call me daddy, and I will believe you."
Ji Wei glanced at number 199.
No. 199 asked feebly, "What are you doing!"
Ji Wei said fiercely: "Come here, call Dad!"
No. 199 pouted, "Do you know who I am, you dare to let me call someone Dad, me."
"Don't call me to call the police."
No. 199 hesitated, and reluctantly walked to Ji Wei's side. He took the phone and called to Lu Cheng on the other end of the phone, gritted his teeth, "Dad."
Lu Cheng: "."
He rubbed his hands on his face, and said to No. 199, "Tell your mother, I'll pick you up."
After hanging up the phone, Lu Cheng opened Baidu and searched for a weird question: [My wife said that a meteor fell from the sky, smashed her car, and the meteor turned into a person.I actually believed her words.Do shooting stars change people, or are we all sick? 】
Netizen A: [It’s still too late to know that I’m sick, fellow daoist, there’s just one vacant couple’s ward in the mental hospital, you can go and find out. 】
Netizen B: [Meteors can change people, really, do you believe it?Hahaha, this is really the funniest question I have seen this year. 】
Ten thousand updates will continue tomorrow, and the eight thousand word update will resume the day after tomorrow.
I kept everyone waiting for a long time today
(End of this chapter)
Number 199, from outer space.
He is the God of War of the Star Alliance. Many years ago, he led his men to kill a man-eating beast on a barren ball. On the way back, the starship was sucked into a black hole.
Everyone on the battleship died, only him, his body was destroyed, and his soul power was attached to a meteorite, which fell to the earth.
Later, Nan Gongjiu from the intelligence company picked it up. The old man extracted his soul from the meteorite and named him No. 199.Many years later, he was sold at a high price by a man named Fang Yusheng.
As a disabled soul, No. 199's ability has been greatly reduced, and he has not much ability left.So far, his strongest ability is to go back in time. Of course, going back in time will cost a lot.
Fang Yusheng made a deal with him. He used his 40 years of life in exchange for a chance to go back in time with No. 199.Because of going back in time, Fang Yusheng met his beloved Qiao Jiusheng again. The two missed each other in the last life, but they are finally consummated in this life.
All the vitality contributed by Fang Yusheng was transformed into soul power by No. 199 and stored.Later, he parasitized in the body of Fang Zicheng, Fang Yusheng's eldest son, and spent several years to stabilize his soul power.
I felt that the time was almost up, so I said goodbye to Fang Zicheng on the 199th tonight and planned to return to my own planet.But I don't know why, his calculation ability went wrong, and he failed!
He rolled back to the earth again, and even hit Ji Wei's car!
The more No. 199 thinks about it, the more miserable his life is.
Ji Wei patted No. 199's little face with the Emei thorn, and asked coldly: "Is she dead?" She seemed calm, but only Ji Wei knew how shocked she was.
What the hell is this monster?
Knowing that Ji Wei must be thinking wildly, No. 199 panicked. "You are not allowed to call the police, I am not a monster, I just can't bear the damage."
No. 199 knows that he fell from the sky, and the news that he is still alive will definitely cause heated discussions and sensations in the society. Maybe he will be dragged to the laboratory to do research.
He was imprisoned for a long time by Nangong Jiu's old man for research. He is dissolute by nature and loves freedom. He doesn't want to be locked up for research again.
Thinking about how majestic he used to be, he was not admired by thousands of people wherever he went, but since he came to this backward earth and met that old pervert Nangong Jiu, he has become a prisoner.
Recalling his glorious past, No. 199 wants to cry but has no tears.
"Small-resistant?"
Ji Wei frowned.
She also knows that some people in this world are special, like her speed is faster, Lu Cheng's ability is unfathomable, Ouyang Chao's strength is infinite, and it is not impossible for someone to be able to resist being hit.
but.
"Don't tell me, you will go to the sky." The Emei thorn in Ji Wei's hand pointed to the sky, and she said: "I saw you fall from the sky with my own eyes, don't tell me, you were killed by someone while flying a plane." thrown from the plane."
No. 199 kept his mouth shut, and was beaten to death without speaking.
If I don't speak, can you pry my mouth open and force me to speak?
"What's your name?" Ji Wei asked again.
Then No. 199 said: "You have to promise not to call the police. If you call the police, I, you will be in bad luck."
"Threat me?" Ji Wei took away the hand that No. 199 was covering in front of the little JJ, she showed her hooligan nature, pinched the little JJ of No. 199 with two fingers, Ji Wei threatened him: "Look, it's me Is it quicker to tear it apart, or is it quicker for bad luck to strike?"
Facing last season's slightly playful eyes, No. 199 was discouraged.
Badass!
demon!
Smelly woman!
Such a woman would definitely not be able to marry!
No. 199 was trembling with anger, he is the Marshal of the Stars!This woman dared to tease the marshal's little dick, she didn't want to live, did she?
"Don't talk?" Ji Wei began to talk about the little JJ in No. 199.
She, Ji Wei, is the one who dares to cut even adult male dicks, and she has a way of scaring children.
199 saw that this woman was serious, he took a deep breath, and said reluctantly: "Yi, Yi Jiujiu." The powerful and honorable Marshal, in front of this earth woman, completely hooked her. his proud head.
Ji Wei didn't bully No. 199 anymore, but she didn't take her hand away, she asked No. 199 again: "Where do you live?"
No. 199 couldn't tell where he lived.
Ji Wei clicked his tongue impatiently, and asked again: "Besides being able to resist being hit, do you have any other skills?"
No. 199 is willing to tell the truth, its eyeballs are rolling around, and it is thinking wrongly.As soon as he rolled his eyes, Ji Wei knew what this little guy was planning.
With a sneer, Ji Wei said again: "If you dare to lie to me, then I will lift your head off your shoulder." When Ji Wei was speaking, the Emei thorn scratched No. 199's neck.
That cold touch made No. 199 taste the taste of death.
Number 199 shivered.
This earth woman is a devil!
Women from other planets are not as cute and cute as they are!
He wants to cry so much!
"I, I can make time stay for a short time." As soon as No. 199 said this, Ji Wei's eyes lit up.
It is an amazing ability to be able to pause time.
No. 199, who has been observing Ji Wei's reaction, saw Ji Wei's eyes light up, and he quickly added: "It can only last for ten seconds at most." He is weak now, and indeed he can only last for ten seconds.
"Enough." Ji Wei said.
Subconsciously, No. 199 asked, "What is enough?"
Ji Wei didn't say a word.
Ten seconds is enough for her to do whatever she wants on Lu Cheng.
She undressed and threw it to number 199. "Put it on to cover up your shame, even if you are so small, you have the nerve to show it!"
No. 199 couldn't help rebutting Ji Wei angrily: "I'm still young!"
“It is quite small”
"I mean I'm young!"
Ji Wei glanced at No. 199, then nodded, and said, "Well, it's quite small, a little smaller, and it can be killed with a single slap."
199 almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
The devil!
The car cannot be driven.
Ji Wei held the number 199 and said, "Hold me tight!"
No. 199 hugged Ji Wei's neck subconsciously, and Ji Wei led him, and ran forward with his legs loose. No. 199 only saw the scenery on both sides passing by quickly, and people ran away.
This woman is so fast.
Ji Wei came to the service area with No. 199, she borrowed a phone and called Lu Cheng.
Lu Cheng quickly answered the phone, "Of course, why did you hang up the phone before?"
"Something happened."
"What happened?" Lu Cheng's tone suddenly became tense.
Ji Wei stared at number 199 beside her. No. 199 is wrapped in Ji Wei's coat, which is very long, and No. 199 is wearing her clothes, like Voldemort.
No. 199 looked away, not daring to look directly at Ji Wei.
Ji Wei looked away, and then said to Lu Cheng: "I said a meteor hit my car, do you believe it?"
Lu Cheng: "Seriously, don't tease me."
"Really, a meteor crashed and hit my car. What's more mysterious, you haven't heard what I said. After the meteor fell on my car, it turned into a naked child."
Lu Cheng thought Ji Wei was joking, he said: "You let that naked meteor call me daddy, and I will believe you."
Ji Wei glanced at number 199.
No. 199 asked feebly, "What are you doing!"
Ji Wei said fiercely: "Come here, call Dad!"
No. 199 pouted, "Do you know who I am, you dare to let me call someone Dad, me."
"Don't call me to call the police."
No. 199 hesitated, and reluctantly walked to Ji Wei's side. He took the phone and called to Lu Cheng on the other end of the phone, gritted his teeth, "Dad."
Lu Cheng: "."
He rubbed his hands on his face, and said to No. 199, "Tell your mother, I'll pick you up."
After hanging up the phone, Lu Cheng opened Baidu and searched for a weird question: [My wife said that a meteor fell from the sky, smashed her car, and the meteor turned into a person.I actually believed her words.Do shooting stars change people, or are we all sick? 】
Netizen A: [It’s still too late to know that I’m sick, fellow daoist, there’s just one vacant couple’s ward in the mental hospital, you can go and find out. 】
Netizen B: [Meteors can change people, really, do you believe it?Hahaha, this is really the funniest question I have seen this year. 】
Ten thousand updates will continue tomorrow, and the eight thousand word update will resume the day after tomorrow.
I kept everyone waiting for a long time today
(End of this chapter)
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