The black-bellied baby is super domineering: Daddy, I want to return it

Chapter 1 Daddy Hugs 1
City A, at night.

Opposite the Royal Court restaurant, there stood a seven-year-old baby, carrying a backpack of SpongeBob SquarePants, wearing a pink princess dress with fluffy skirt, swaying like a flower in the night.

The baby held a children's binoculars hanging on his chest in his little hand, and looked at the men and women in front of the French windows opposite. After watching for a while, he took off the binoculars, and a cunning that was not commensurate with his own age was wiped off his cute and cute face.

After pausing for a moment, he walked slowly.

【Introduction】

Halfway through the blind date, the kid who came out of nowhere actually pulled the corner of his clothes and called him Daddy?
Baby: "Daddy, can you wear skirts?"

Young Master Rong: "No."

Baby: "Daddy, can you breastfeed?"

Young Master Rong: "No."

Baby: "Then Daddy, will you be pregnant?"

The corner of Young Master Rong's mouth twitched: "No!"

The baby scorned: "I don't know anything, it's really a big loss for you, Mommy, can I return it?"

Looking at that disdainful little face, Young Master Rong looked up to the sky and shouted, "I'm a man!"

【Part [-]】

Young Master Rong: "Will the baby go to the men's room or the women's room?"

Baby: "Ladies toilet."

(at the door of the women's toilet)
Baby: "Daddy, come here quickly, there are a lot of aunts here who don't wear underwear!"

Young Master Rong's black line: "Go in by yourself!"

Baby: "Daddy, you're welcome, let's come together."

Young Master Rong became furious, and he rushed into the men's bathroom with the baby's body on his back.

The baby was crying and screaming: "Daddy is a scum!"

【Part [-]】

The TV station is holding a genius baby talent contest.

Host: "Baby No. [-], what do you, Baby Rong, do?"

The baby held his head high: "The baby can tell jokes."

Host: "Then let's tell a joke, Baby Rong."

Bao Bao: "One day Daddy took Tomato, Watermelon and Baobao to the street. At an intersection, the tomato was run over by a car. Daddy said: Hahaha! Tomato sauce! At another intersection, the watermelon was hit, and Daddy said: Hahaha! Watermelon juice! At the third intersection, Daddy was crushed to death by a car, and the baby said: Hahaha! Scum!"

Young Master Rong, who was watching TV while drinking water, finally sprayed.
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