Primordial Mad God
Chapter 500 Stone Beauty
Chapter 500 Stone Beauty
Dean Lei Chi stared at Ye Yun for a moment with piercing eyes, and said, "If you can really carve a talisman that makes me invincible at the same level, I can join the Qishi Palace."
Feeling very surprised, Ye Yun said: "Dean Lei Chi, this is not a joke!"
"I'm not joking, I'm serious." Dean Lei Chi said.
"Then we'll make a deal!" Ye Yun stretched out his hand.
Dean Lei Chi looked at Ye Yun with disdain and said, "What? You still believe in high fives?"
Ye Yun smiled awkwardly.
Xiao Xi said seriously: "Grandpa Lei Chi, I really believe in high fives."
Dean Lei Chi smiled and clapped hands with Xiao Xi: "Okay, Grandpa Lei Chi and Xiao Xi high-five as a vow, okay?"
"Row."
Xiaoxi laughed happily.
Jin Da jumped up to Ye Yun's side and said, "Young Master Yun, I'm already a member of Qishi Palace, you can give me a talisman. I don't want to be confused by illusions anymore."
"I don't have a talisman that can break the illusion, just follow me." Ye Yun shook his head.
"Young Master Yun, didn't your brother say that you have the talisman to break the illusion?" Jin Da didn't believe it.
"Jin Da, is it so difficult for you not to hear? Young Master Yun doesn't engrave talisman seals for the time being, so there are no such talisman seals. Actually, we don't need talisman seals, as long as we are with Young Master Yun all the time." Jin Xiao He jumped to Ye Yun's side in a few steps, grabbed Ye Yun's arm, and said affectionately.
Ye Yun was speechless for a while, and his hairs stood on end. He looked at Peacock and Qin Xinlan for help.
The peacock smiled gloatingly, and with those talking eyes, it seemed to say again: "This is retribution."
Qin Xinlan was kind-hearted, she wanted to save Ye Yun, but the peacock grabbed her arm and couldn't come over.
"Okay, you all follow behind the old man, let's enter the city!"
Dean Lei Chi spoke majestically, and he walked towards the real gate of the Illusory City step by step. As Dean Lei Chi's footsteps approached, the gate that 'disappeared' in place emerged.
Everyone followed Dean Lei Chi and walked towards the City of Illusionary People.
On the two sides of the gate of the Illusory City, there are no guards. On the other hand, there are two rows of blouses on the two sides of the gate, and there are only beautiful women with animal skins on their buttocks. They greeted with a smile on their faces: "Welcome!" You, foreign friends."
"Wow! So beautiful, so good-looking, so..."
Jin Da's eyes glared angrily, and two nosebleeds burst out directly, and he wanted to reach out to hug him.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ye Yun pulled Jin Da back: "Jin Da, don't touch it indiscriminately."
Little Thunder God, Sirius, Yin Junlong and others couldn't help but blushed. General Lei Han and Captain Leo also had their eyes wandering and their hearts beating faster.
"It's really shameless."
Peacock had a hot temper and said very annoyed.
Qin Xinlan and Pan Qian could not help but blush, shocked by the scene before them.
Xiao Tan had already discarded the candied haws, ran over quickly, hugged a beautiful woman with long legs, and said, "Big sister, you are so beautiful."
"Little brother, if you like me, you can buy mine." The hot beauty said.
"Ah...how much?" Xiao Tan asked immediately.
"1000 taels of gold and silver tickets." The hot beauty said humanely.
Xiao Tan's eyes lit up, he immediately turned to look at Ye Yun, and said, "Brother, can you lend me some money?"
Ye Yun's complexion was already dark, and Princess Lei Ping couldn't help but chuckled when she saw this, "Hehe, if there is a brother like him, there must be a younger brother like him."
Xiao Xi asked very puzzled: "Xiao Tan, why are you hugging the stone statue? Why did you ask Brother Ye Yun to borrow money?"
Xiao Tan was stunned for a moment, what he was holding was the long legs of a hot beauty, how could it be a stone man?
But when Xiao Tan looked intently, the fair and bright beauty's long legs disappeared, and what he was holding was the dark stone legs without warmth.
"What's going on here? What about the long legs?" Xiao Tan asked in a daze.
"Hahaha, you are small, you have a heart, and you deserve to be confused by the illusion!" Little Thunder God seized the opportunity, laughing and mocking.
"Did Ye Yun see it? Don't be tempted in the future, or you may meet a stone man." Peacock winked at Ye Yun and said.
Only then did Xiao Tan discover the truth. He covered his face with his hands and said, "Don't laugh at me. I was controlled by this strange city just now. The person just now was not me."
"Little kid, it's really dishonest." Peacock said dissatisfied.
Jin Da and Jin Xiao were very disappointed and said at the same time: "Oh, how could it be a stone statue? This city is too molesting."
"Of course it's a stone man. How could we let a group of girls dress like this and stand at the gate of the city?"
Suddenly, a voice came out, and then a general in battle armor came out from behind a stone statue.
"General Huan Yu, how are you after a long absence?" Dean Lei Chi said with a startled smile.
"It's neither good nor bad, and we haven't been together for two years. This time, you came early enough." General Huanyu said.
Dean Lei Chi sighed: "There is no way, the signs of a great change in the world are becoming more and more obvious, and the chance channel of the land of chance will be opened in advance, and it will not work if you don't come in advance."
"If the world really changes drastically, I will leave this city." General Huan Yu's eyes suddenly brightened.
"I really hope you never leave." Dean Lei Chi said with a solemn expression.
"Old man Lei Chi, after a long time, you know the guards of Illusory City? Then why didn't you remind us earlier that the beauties at the gate of this city are all fake?" Jin Da said angrily.
"That's right, old man Lei Chi, you're going too far." Jin Xiao echoed.
"This is the rule of Illusory City, I dare not break it." Dean Lei Chi said indifferently.
Xiao Tan was very depressed and said angrily, "Why does Huanren City have such rules? Is it fun to play tricks on people like this?"
"There are many beauties in the Illusory City, and men with impure thoughts are not allowed to enter." General Huanyu said.
"Tsk tsk, so Xiao Tan and Jin Da won't be able to enter the city with us?" Little Thunder God said with a smile.
"No, I didn't do anything, I'm innocent." Jin Da hurriedly shouted.
General Huanyu took a look at Jin Da and said, "Those who have not touched the stone statue with their hands are not considered impure and can enter the city."
Hearing this, Jin Da burst into tears of gratitude and said: "General Huanyu, you are really a good general who knows everything."
At this moment, the eyes of other people were all focused on Xiao Tan.
Xiao Tan firmly hugged the thigh of the stone statue.
With an expression on his face that was about to cry, Xiao Tan whispered to Ye Yun, "Brother...what should I do?"
"You are young, what do you know about beauty?" Ye Yun rolled his eyes and said.
General Huanyu said: "Not an adult man, you can also enter by touching the stone statue, but you need to temporarily put a red mole on your forehead."
"Why do you need red moles?" Xiao Tan asked with a bad feeling.
"This is to tell the women in Illusory City that you are not a simple-minded child, and you need to be cautious." General Huanyu said.
Little Thunder God opened his mouth and said: "Xiao Tan, the meaning of this red mole is very simple, it is to tell women that you are a little prostitute."
(End of this chapter)
Dean Lei Chi stared at Ye Yun for a moment with piercing eyes, and said, "If you can really carve a talisman that makes me invincible at the same level, I can join the Qishi Palace."
Feeling very surprised, Ye Yun said: "Dean Lei Chi, this is not a joke!"
"I'm not joking, I'm serious." Dean Lei Chi said.
"Then we'll make a deal!" Ye Yun stretched out his hand.
Dean Lei Chi looked at Ye Yun with disdain and said, "What? You still believe in high fives?"
Ye Yun smiled awkwardly.
Xiao Xi said seriously: "Grandpa Lei Chi, I really believe in high fives."
Dean Lei Chi smiled and clapped hands with Xiao Xi: "Okay, Grandpa Lei Chi and Xiao Xi high-five as a vow, okay?"
"Row."
Xiaoxi laughed happily.
Jin Da jumped up to Ye Yun's side and said, "Young Master Yun, I'm already a member of Qishi Palace, you can give me a talisman. I don't want to be confused by illusions anymore."
"I don't have a talisman that can break the illusion, just follow me." Ye Yun shook his head.
"Young Master Yun, didn't your brother say that you have the talisman to break the illusion?" Jin Da didn't believe it.
"Jin Da, is it so difficult for you not to hear? Young Master Yun doesn't engrave talisman seals for the time being, so there are no such talisman seals. Actually, we don't need talisman seals, as long as we are with Young Master Yun all the time." Jin Xiao He jumped to Ye Yun's side in a few steps, grabbed Ye Yun's arm, and said affectionately.
Ye Yun was speechless for a while, and his hairs stood on end. He looked at Peacock and Qin Xinlan for help.
The peacock smiled gloatingly, and with those talking eyes, it seemed to say again: "This is retribution."
Qin Xinlan was kind-hearted, she wanted to save Ye Yun, but the peacock grabbed her arm and couldn't come over.
"Okay, you all follow behind the old man, let's enter the city!"
Dean Lei Chi spoke majestically, and he walked towards the real gate of the Illusory City step by step. As Dean Lei Chi's footsteps approached, the gate that 'disappeared' in place emerged.
Everyone followed Dean Lei Chi and walked towards the City of Illusionary People.
On the two sides of the gate of the Illusory City, there are no guards. On the other hand, there are two rows of blouses on the two sides of the gate, and there are only beautiful women with animal skins on their buttocks. They greeted with a smile on their faces: "Welcome!" You, foreign friends."
"Wow! So beautiful, so good-looking, so..."
Jin Da's eyes glared angrily, and two nosebleeds burst out directly, and he wanted to reach out to hug him.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ye Yun pulled Jin Da back: "Jin Da, don't touch it indiscriminately."
Little Thunder God, Sirius, Yin Junlong and others couldn't help but blushed. General Lei Han and Captain Leo also had their eyes wandering and their hearts beating faster.
"It's really shameless."
Peacock had a hot temper and said very annoyed.
Qin Xinlan and Pan Qian could not help but blush, shocked by the scene before them.
Xiao Tan had already discarded the candied haws, ran over quickly, hugged a beautiful woman with long legs, and said, "Big sister, you are so beautiful."
"Little brother, if you like me, you can buy mine." The hot beauty said.
"Ah...how much?" Xiao Tan asked immediately.
"1000 taels of gold and silver tickets." The hot beauty said humanely.
Xiao Tan's eyes lit up, he immediately turned to look at Ye Yun, and said, "Brother, can you lend me some money?"
Ye Yun's complexion was already dark, and Princess Lei Ping couldn't help but chuckled when she saw this, "Hehe, if there is a brother like him, there must be a younger brother like him."
Xiao Xi asked very puzzled: "Xiao Tan, why are you hugging the stone statue? Why did you ask Brother Ye Yun to borrow money?"
Xiao Tan was stunned for a moment, what he was holding was the long legs of a hot beauty, how could it be a stone man?
But when Xiao Tan looked intently, the fair and bright beauty's long legs disappeared, and what he was holding was the dark stone legs without warmth.
"What's going on here? What about the long legs?" Xiao Tan asked in a daze.
"Hahaha, you are small, you have a heart, and you deserve to be confused by the illusion!" Little Thunder God seized the opportunity, laughing and mocking.
"Did Ye Yun see it? Don't be tempted in the future, or you may meet a stone man." Peacock winked at Ye Yun and said.
Only then did Xiao Tan discover the truth. He covered his face with his hands and said, "Don't laugh at me. I was controlled by this strange city just now. The person just now was not me."
"Little kid, it's really dishonest." Peacock said dissatisfied.
Jin Da and Jin Xiao were very disappointed and said at the same time: "Oh, how could it be a stone statue? This city is too molesting."
"Of course it's a stone man. How could we let a group of girls dress like this and stand at the gate of the city?"
Suddenly, a voice came out, and then a general in battle armor came out from behind a stone statue.
"General Huan Yu, how are you after a long absence?" Dean Lei Chi said with a startled smile.
"It's neither good nor bad, and we haven't been together for two years. This time, you came early enough." General Huanyu said.
Dean Lei Chi sighed: "There is no way, the signs of a great change in the world are becoming more and more obvious, and the chance channel of the land of chance will be opened in advance, and it will not work if you don't come in advance."
"If the world really changes drastically, I will leave this city." General Huan Yu's eyes suddenly brightened.
"I really hope you never leave." Dean Lei Chi said with a solemn expression.
"Old man Lei Chi, after a long time, you know the guards of Illusory City? Then why didn't you remind us earlier that the beauties at the gate of this city are all fake?" Jin Da said angrily.
"That's right, old man Lei Chi, you're going too far." Jin Xiao echoed.
"This is the rule of Illusory City, I dare not break it." Dean Lei Chi said indifferently.
Xiao Tan was very depressed and said angrily, "Why does Huanren City have such rules? Is it fun to play tricks on people like this?"
"There are many beauties in the Illusory City, and men with impure thoughts are not allowed to enter." General Huanyu said.
"Tsk tsk, so Xiao Tan and Jin Da won't be able to enter the city with us?" Little Thunder God said with a smile.
"No, I didn't do anything, I'm innocent." Jin Da hurriedly shouted.
General Huanyu took a look at Jin Da and said, "Those who have not touched the stone statue with their hands are not considered impure and can enter the city."
Hearing this, Jin Da burst into tears of gratitude and said: "General Huanyu, you are really a good general who knows everything."
At this moment, the eyes of other people were all focused on Xiao Tan.
Xiao Tan firmly hugged the thigh of the stone statue.
With an expression on his face that was about to cry, Xiao Tan whispered to Ye Yun, "Brother...what should I do?"
"You are young, what do you know about beauty?" Ye Yun rolled his eyes and said.
General Huanyu said: "Not an adult man, you can also enter by touching the stone statue, but you need to temporarily put a red mole on your forehead."
"Why do you need red moles?" Xiao Tan asked with a bad feeling.
"This is to tell the women in Illusory City that you are not a simple-minded child, and you need to be cautious." General Huanyu said.
Little Thunder God opened his mouth and said: "Xiao Tan, the meaning of this red mole is very simple, it is to tell women that you are a little prostitute."
(End of this chapter)
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