star king

Chapter 902
The Spring Festival Gala lasted until nearly ten o'clock in the evening, and the finale show was finally coming.

Everyone has watched a lot of singing and dancing programs, and the most straightforward and easy-to-understand programs are language programs.

So during the Spring Festival Gala, everyone is looking forward to language programs.

The finale program is naturally a language program, and it is usually a sketch.

This is true for the Spring Festival Gala of CCTV, and it is also true for the Spring Festival Gala of other TV stations. Liao Province Satellite TV is of course no exception.

Among the sketches, the most popular ones are comedy sketches.

For the Spring Festival Gala on any station, the finale program is not only a sketch, but also a comedy sketch.

Liao Province Satellite TV has carried it out to the present, and it has long spread among the people and netizens. There is no way, the communication is too developed, and the network is too developed.

Human beings have long said goodbye to the era when traffic was basically based on walking, communication was basically based on roaring, law and order was basically based on dogs, and heating was basically based on shaking.

"The grand finale is coming!"

"Hoho, I don't know what will be the finale program of Liao Province Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala."

"Is there no playlist, take a look."

"I can't find it online, and the secrecy is too strong."

"Don't mention it, I got the program list of Liao Province Satellite TV through gossip, but none of them are right."

"Haha, Ge Ge must have released a smoke bomb, and he really made a move tonight."

"It's for sure. If you want to target CCTV, you have to do this. After watching so many programs, Ma De, my brother is amazing. Every program can be targeted."

"Without comparison, there is no harm."

"I guess Li Ang fainted from crying in the toilet."

"Li Ang is at the director's party, he probably doesn't know."

"Haha, so what if we know, CCTV can't temporarily adjust the program sequence."

"Yes, for such a big party, there can be no mistakes. On-site accidents are the most unacceptable. If the order is changed, if there is a live broadcast accident, it will be a big trouble. People all over the country are watching."

"The whole country is going to die tonight. I guess CCTV's ratings are plummeting."

"I don't know, anyway, I have told my relatives and friends to watch the Liao Province Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala."

"..."

There are bullet screens in the live broadcast on the Internet. It is really shocking to open the bullet screens. The dense bullet screens, especially in the interval of the program, the bullet screens explode, flashing like codes, and many information netizens can’t see it at all.

"The ratings have been rising, and it has already broken 6." In the director room of Liao Province Satellite TV, everyone seemed to be beaten to death.

It feels like a dream, it's not real.

Ge Ge's phenomenal reality show doesn't have such a high ratings either.

And still growing slowly.

In contrast to CCTV, several leaders of the Spring Festival Gala have already left.

can not watch anymore.

The ratings have dropped below 20.

Nima, how will you explain to your boss tomorrow.

I don't know how many Wusha hats fell off.

The more you watch it, the darker your face is. Is it because you have been staring at it, so the ratings will drop. Several Spring Festival Gala leaders think that they should stop watching or staring. This may bring them back to life.

Li Ang didn't know this.

Several leaders of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala felt that the happiest people are really ignorant.

They didn't dare to tell Li Ang about the ratings, lest Li Ang get frustrated and affect the live broadcast.

Castle in the Sky.

Liao Province Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala finale program finally started after the host finished reporting.

On the stage, a man and a woman who looked like a couple appeared.

"Haha~~~"

As soon as these two people appeared, people who were familiar with them immediately laughed from ear to ear.

Isn't this the cutest Gege?

That's right, the pair of actors on stage, the male is Su Tong, dressed in rustic Northeast old men's attire.

The girl is Yang Feifei, dressed like a village girl.

As soon as the two appeared, everyone knew that they were a couple.

Yang Feifei: "Hey~~~ Big fool! Big fool!"

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard Yang Feifei address Su Tong.

What the hell, isn't this guy just a big fool? Before his debut, the live broadcast fooled the audience into obscurity, and he never said a few truths.

The whole country, the entire entertainment industry, he is the only person who dares to deceive the audience and fans, but everyone still likes him very much.

Su Tong complained: "Why are you calling me a fool? In front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

Yang Feifei was very obedient, and obediently changed her address: "Baby's father."

Su Tong responded, "Hey."

Yang Feifei pointed to a pair of crutches in Su Tong's hand, and begged, "Don't sell this crutch if I ask you!"

Su Tong stared: "Don't say that, you won't sell it? To make this pair of crutches is a lot of work and materials, and you haven't slept all day. If you don't sell it, you won't be compensated?"

The audience watched with gusto.

The online live barrage is flying all over the sky.

"What kind of crutches are you selling? You can rely on your face to make a living, but what kind of talents and coolies can you rely on?"

"66666."

"Sell abductees."

"Gege is so funny, the grand finale comes out by himself."

"Gege is in charge, I'm at ease."

"This axis really should be Greg, I believe him."

"This guy wrote, directed, and acted by himself, and the sketch is also involved."

"Is there anything else he can't do?"

"..."

In fact, Su Tong really didn't want to have a finale. His age and appearance were not very happy.

Acting cross talk, sketches, and comedy programs are popular with the audience, and those with good comedy effects are usually people with more personality.

Look at those well-known comedians and skit actors in the previous life, Uncle Benshan, Chen Peisi, Ma Sanli, Feng Gong, Pan Changjiang... Which one is not very distinctive?
Su Tong and Yang Feifei played the young couple, and they had to make themselves older and uglier to achieve the comedy effect.

But there is no way, I really can't find anyone to come to the finale. The few sketch actors who were able to make the finale all chose to go to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Yang Feifei: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who will buy your thing?"

Su Tong was not convinced and said: "What are you talking about? You still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a big fool. I can fool the good ones into evil, and I can fool the villains. The young couple is doing well, we Fudge him and say goodbye. Today I sell crutches, with a good pair of legs, I can make him lame!"

Yang Feifei is like a street aunt, she has no image and laughs: "Haha, you can pull it down."

Su Tong was provoked: "Believe it or not?"

Yang Feifei snorted, "I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg."

……

Yang Feifei: "Ah, abducted, abducted, abducted! abducted, abducted! abducted!"

At this time, the third actor came on stage, riding a bicycle, going left and right, and finally stopped amidst the laughter of the audience, and said angrily to Yang Feifei: "What are you talking about, you? You know what I want Let me abduct you wherever you go, you?"

Su Tong reminded Yang Feifei, "Call for sale."

Yang Feifei came to her senses and quickly said, "Sell it! Sell it..."

Su Tong was furious: "What are you selling?"

Yang Feifei: "Turn."

Su Tong said depressedly: "Connect."

Yang Feifei immediately said: "It's abducted and sold! It's abducted and sold."

The audience burst out laughing.

The third actor was taken aback: "Huh? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"

At this point in the show, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

The finale show was really extraordinary.

(End of this chapter)