lazy tang

Chapter 111 Mrs. Dou

Chai Shao was injured on the first day of the team's departure, and now it is even more natural to occupy the bed that should belong to Yunhao.Now he is lying on the couch like Li Er before, but there is a charcoal brazier in front of him.A leg of lamb was grilled on it, and large drops of fat dripped on the charcoal fire, instead of emitting orange flames and faint blue smoke.Chai Shao held a knife in one hand and roasted a leg of lamb in the other, and then ate a layer.As long as the fresh and tender mutton is dipped in a little yellow sauce made by the Yun family, it will be delicious.

"I said, the ass was pierced by a nail. What are you up to?" Yun Hao was very helpless for Chai Shao's shamelessness, and Li Er complained to him that day that the Turkic cavalry was very powerful.Yunhao thought of the barbed wire that Zhuge Liang invented during the Three Kingdoms period.He ordered someone to cast a sample, thinking about giving it to Li Er but forgot.Chai Shao was so unlucky that he sat down on it.

"As for, absolutely as for. I am a patient now and need to be taken care of. You have to bear the consequences for your mistakes, as you said." Chai Shao was very angry at the fact that he had an extra hole in his buttocks. Turned into appetite.In just two days, a fat sheep has been gnawed.

Yunhao doesn't care about eating some sheep, most of the northerners graze.Sheep are not hard to find, even if the dozen or so live sheep I brought were eaten up.Just let those guys go to Zhuangzi and buy two!
"Brother Hao, look at the door...!" Chai Shao stared in the direction of the door, as if he was surprised by something.

Yun Hao turned his head in doubt, it stands to reason that only Chai Shao and Xin'er were in the car.When other people come in, they must report at the door.What did Chai Shao see?Will there be supernatural events?

As soon as he turned his head, he felt someone tug on his waist.Subconsciously reached out to fish it out, but didn't get it back.Looking back at Chai Shao angrily, the kid was playing around with his feelings.When can I change my honest temperament, why am I always being deceived by this guy.

He had paid attention to the cloth bag on Yunhao's waist a long time ago, this kid was hanging on his waist like a baby.And while Chai Shao wasn't paying attention, he took something out of it and stuffed it into his mouth.These are not important, the most important thing is that there will be a vague fragrance coming out of the bag.What Yunhao likes to eat must be good.This point of view has become the consensus of Tang Guogong's government, and Chai Shao has been thinking about this cloth bag for a long time.Today I finally got the chance to grab the cloth bag.

Inside the cloth bag are black and not slippery things, exuding a tempting fragrance.The taste is strong and special, it seems a little familiar but I can't remember where I ate it.Chai Shao grabbed a piece and stuffed it into his mouth without any hesitation. The wolf cub had better eat it right away.No matter how much the wolf cub howled, he wouldn't eat it if he vomited it out.

When the first bite was put into his mouth, Chai Shao's eyes lit up.After grabbing a handful, I wanted to stuff it into my mouth, but when I rolled my eyes, I put the thing back, and spit a few mouthfuls in it.

Sure enough, Yun Hao rushed over with all his teeth and claws.Tried hard to tear the cloth bag but couldn't succeed, so the little slap slapped Chai Shao's ass fiercely.Chai Shao screamed, but it was too late.Although Yunhao took back the cloth bag, Chai Shao had already sprayed it with saliva.

"Bah! Bah! Bah!" Unwilling, Yun Haoda opened his mouth and spat a few mouthfuls into the cloth bag.

Chai Shao smiled slightly, everyone knows that Yunhao has a cleanliness habit.No matter what, Yunhao would not eat other people's saliva, but this one does not apply to Chai Shao.Smiling, he took the cloth bag in Yunhao's hand, picked up a piece, wiped it on his sleeve, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed slowly.

"Okay, you boy, you actually have beef to eat." Chai Shao was shocked by Yunhao's boldness. Everyone knew that killing cattle without authorization was a felony.The government may not care if you kill a person, but if you kill a cow, you will definitely be in big trouble.Cattle are the only key protected animals in the Sui Dynasty.The status is comparable to the giant pandas of later generations.

"Didn't you eat it too!" Yun Hao rolled his eyes, regretting why there was no sticky phlegm in his throat.

"Where did it come from? The government keeps records of the farm cattle on the Zhuangzi, so don't let anyone catch your pigtails. If Gao Junya and Wang Wei use this to block you, it will be difficult for the Duke's government to speak for you. After all, you are not a real official." Chai Shao put away his joking thoughts, fearing that the young Yunhao's greedy mouth would cause disaster.

If something happened to Yunhao, the Duke's Mansion would help no matter what.But Chai Shao understands that what the Li family needs now is dormancy.It's definitely not jumping up and killing the two dogs tied to Jinyang by the saint.

"Don't worry, it's not a registered cattle."

"Where did it come from?" Chai Shao was even more puzzled.

"Where are the Turkic people! Do you remember Ah Huinan who robbed the bride? He was selling cattle and horses in Jinyang, and he was beaten to death by Xuanba. The horse was taken away by the Duke's mansion, and the boy only caught a few cows. You You know, cattle on the prairie don’t know how to plow the land. I picked a few strong ones and pulled them, and the remaining two were slaughtered and made into jerky. That’s what you eat!”

"Oops! You sneak attack...!"

Yunhao jumped up and hit Chai Shao's butt again.Not to be outdone, Chai Shao held down Yun Hao and scratched his armpit.Xin'er watched this young man bullying the master's family, she really didn't want to help, she crossed her arms and didn't know what to do.

Beef jerky, even if Chai Shao doesn't use such means, Yunhao will give it to him.The so-called stealing is just a joke.It's just that Chai Shao's nose is so sensitive and his hands are so quick!

After laughing for a while, both of them were tired.Yun Hao leaned his back against the bed, and Chai Shao lay on the bed and gasped.

"What is the relationship between that princess and our wife? Do they have a good relationship? Could it be that the King of Beiping and the Duke have a very good personal relationship?" Yun Hao asked strangely.This matter has to be clarified, Luo Yina, the king of Beiping, is also a prince in charge of military power.The land of Yanzhao has been full of generous and tragic people since ancient times, and the best soldiers in the world are all based on Zhao's advice.No one dared to underestimate the King of Peking.

The Yun family is now a small pendant on the thigh of Duke Tang's mansion, honor, disgrace and wealth are all tied to the Li family.If you want to be popular and hot in this chaotic world, you can't let Li Yuan make mistakes.

"Speaking of our lady, she is a heroine. You don't know that the ancestors of the lady have been the family of the rich and powerful since the Western Wei and Northern Zhou Dynasties. The lady's father, Dou Yi, served as the governor of Dingzhou in the Sui Dynasty, and was named Shenwu Duke of the county. His mother is Princess Xiangyang, the elder sister of Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. It is said that when she was born, her hair hung down her neck, and her hair grew as long as her body when she was three years old. She was loved by her uncle Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty since she was a child, so she also He was raised in the palace." Speaking of this, Chai Shao looked around, looked at Yunhao like a thief and said:

"When the sage seized the throne, my wife threw herself into bed. She said that she hated me for not being a man and not being able to save my uncle's family from danger. The eldest princess of Xiangyang almost died of fright! She covered her mouth and said: Don't you False words will destroy our family!"

"Really? I can't tell!" Yun Hao was very surprised, he didn't expect Mrs. Dou to be such a resolute woman.It seems that Chai Shao really regards himself as a friend, so he actually revealed such a secret.

"Is there anything more fierce?" Chai Shao said with a sly look.

"and also……!"

(End of this chapter)